Author's Note

Scyphi, what are you doing with that spoon?

some one ate that can of beans, not realizing it contained Discord instead of actual beans?

"Sister!" Luna slammed the door ope--wait, this feels familiar.

Celestia, ignoring the sudden loss of her sister's narration, turned her head.

"Celly, Discord's bean can is gone!"

Celestia shifted her eyes between Luna and the empty can of beans on the armrest of her throne. "I... see. This is a concerning revelation indeed."

"Sister, is there something you're hiding?"

Celestia briefly lit her horn and teleported the can away. "Whaaaat? Psh, no, you're only imagining things, Lulu!"

"I am unable to move my body due to my lack of narration, Celestia."

"Uh-hmm." Celestia lit her horn again, puppeteering her own sister to her seat. "There you go! Better?"

"Hardly. Where's my Intrendo Swatch?"

A claw emerged from Celestia's mouth and snapped its fingers before she could respond.

"My my, Celestia," Discord adjusted the bow tie he'd apparently been wearing. "I knew that British diets were odd, but I wasn't aware that Lord of Chaos and beans was a menu item!"

"You and I both know that we aren't Bri--'ish. Oi mate, ya got a loicense for that chaos mah-jick?"

Discord grinned a scraggletoothed grin.