Author's Note

The Spy of the Tiger put the beans there, I swear!

there were beans where there should be no beans?

"Princess Celestia."

"Mi Amore Cadenza."

Cadance slammed her hoof down on the table. "Where's the money, Princess?"

Celestia sipped her tea. "Right in the shared treasury agreed upon by the mutual Equestrian-Crystal Pact. Is something wrong?"

"I'll tell you what's wrong, the treasury is filled with nothing but beans! How will I pay the Crystal Empire's Grand Shipping Service now?"

"Beans, of course."

Cadance made a face. "This better not be a repeat of the breath mints fiasco."

"Oh I promise you, it's precisely that, Cadance."

"Hey man so like when am I gonna be paid for that truck I sold you?" unnamed Crystal Empire automobile dealership pony #5 rose up from behind the window of the aforementioned truck.

"Right now," Crystal Empire Treasury Agent or Whatever #68 dumped a metric ton of beans on the dealership pony. Yeah. Right off the back of the truck.