Author's Note

Scyphi, you must pick a side!

the bat ponies protested against the Church of AAAAA on the grounds that it was too similar to their Church of EEEEE?

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--" throngs of batponies swarmed the Church of AAAAA. They pounded against every exposed surface, rattling the structure from the outside in. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." the AAAAA pastor AAAAAAAAAA'd in response. He slammed the door open, still screaming at the top of his lungs. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

He was immediately pummeled by the followers of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

The holy war between the two screaming houses lasted for another two-hundred years, growing and felling empires as the conflict spread.