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Applesauce staged an intervention between Butter Knife and Twinkle Sprinkle's budding rivalry?
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Applesauce staged an intervention between Butter Knife and Twinkle Sprinkle's budding rivalry?
"Stahp!" Applesauce shoved herself between Butter Knife and Twinkle Sprinkle. "Water y'all doin?"
"SHE'S TAKING MY DONUTS!" Oily Blade screeched. She pointed a trembling hoof at Twinkle Sprinkle, who continued to shove donut after donut into her mouth.
"DELISHUSH," Twinkle Sprinkle shouted in response between mouthfuls of donuts.
"AN' Y'AIN'T MAKIN' APPUL FRITTAHS?" Applesauce screeched even louder than Sharp Stuff. "DISHONOR ON 'YALL, AH'M GONNA STOP SPEAKING LIKE THIS AND YOU WILL FEEL AWKWARD ABOUT IT."
She sat down patiently, a pleasant smile washing away the rage plastered across her face. "So. What is it that the two of you here are bickering about?"
"Uh--" Twinkle Sprinkle uh'd.
"Go on, I'm waiting," Applesauce pleasantly blinked.
"This really isn't what I imagined," Edgy McEdgeface whispered. She stole a donut back from Twinkle Sprinkle.
Applesauce cleared her throat. Pleasantly.
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