Author's Note

The Spy of the Tiger, what have you done?!

this event became known as the Astley Defenestration and sparked a major war?

"TO ME!" Luna roared, beckoning for the Lunar Empire of Gamers into the trench she resided in. "WE ARE THE FINAL SURVIVORS OF THE SECOND ASTLEY DEFENESTRATION. WE SHAN'T FALL."

"Tell me, Princess," a stallion slipped into the trench beside her. "What was the first one?"

"My dear sister's former expelled-for-medical-reasons student, Twilight Sparkle, was blown out a window by a rickroll."

The ground began to swell beneath the two.

"Dear My Sister," Luna lowered her sunglasses moments before the ground exploded with a certain song blasting vertically into the air, sending everypony in the trench hurtling skyward.