Author's Note

And not only can they talk, whiteoak019, but they talk like Pokemon with overly literally descriptive names!

cutie marks could talk

"Hey Twi," Applejack waved from her orchard. "Fancy seein' ya 'round here this time of the day."

"Same to you," Twilight landed with the gracefulness of a drunken swan. "Actually, I'm here for some official princess duties today."

"Oh? Applejack cocked her head. "And what kinda official princess du--"

"THREE APPLES." Applejack's cutie mark screeched.

"Hush," Applejack pat her behind. "Ah'm try'na speak."

"THREE," her cutie mark pouted at the lack of attention. "APPLES APPLES."

"PURPLE STARBURST!" Twilight's cutie mark shot back. "SURROUNDED BY MANY SMALLER STARS!"

"Apples three..." Applejack's cutie mark grumbled in response, translating to something along the lines of 'oh, look at you with the more complicated design, acting all high and mighty on the flank of a royal'.

"SMALLER STARS," Twilight's cutie mark shot back.

"THREE. THREE APPLES," Applejack's cutie mark gasped, translating to 'well I never! maybe the play all along really has been to overthrow the princesses!'

"Hey y'all," unnamed pony #69420's cutie mark of unnamed pony #42069 cut in. "I can talk like ponies do!"

"AP-APPLES. THREEEEEE," Applejack's cutie mark growled. Which translates approximately to "you stay out of this. Also, niceeeeeeeeeeee."

"Stars." Twilight's cutie mark chuckled. Which also happened to translate to "nice".

"So anyway AJ," Twilight spoke over the bickering of their collective cutie marks. "You are under arrest by order of the Ponyville Council of Elders for massive tax evasion and trafficking of restricted apple products."

"You'll never take mah iPads from me!" Applejack slammed the door shut.

What.