Author's Note

Don't tell me The Spy of the Tiger has been Equestria's server admin this entire time!

Twilight isn't actually immortal, just that the only thing that can harm her is a grain of rice travelling at exactly φ hammer units per tick?

Twilight was having An Day. Nothing out of the ordinary (at least, as far as 'ordinary' could go when it came to Equestria), partly cloudy skies. Maybe a little windy at times. Even the cobblestones beneath her hooves felt a perfectly ordinary temperature.

She proceeded to faceplant and drift away in the aforementioned wind, Thanos-snapped by a single grain of rice traveling at precisely φ hammer units per tick.

Lisa Garnet threw off her headset. That was the third time that morning that she'd been erroneously terminated by the server for doing absolutely nothing in particular. Like, she was the lead developer of the whole simulation, yet apparently the anticheat either didn't know, or didn't care.

She huffed, lowering the headset back over her eyes and logging back in. Again.