Author's Note

Officers Mess is part of the shadow wizard money gang!

the shadow wizard money gang made Celestia legalize nuclear bombs?

Celestia sipped her tea. "And what brings you to my throne room today?"

The first hooded figure stepped closer. "We love casting spells."

"Yes, yes, I'm quite aware and equally unsurprised," she lit her horn, floating her teacup around the figure. "Magic is quite the useful tool after all. But returning to the point. Your group, the..."

"Shadow Wizard Money Gang," a second figure stepped up.

"Yes, yes, Shadow Wizard Money Gang. I heard from Raven that you wish to... legalize nuclear bombs?"

"Yes."

"And what good would doing so do--"

"Shadow Wizard Money Gang," the first figure spun around to face their companions. "Show her what we mean."

A gaping vortex opened up mid-air as another five members of the group stepped out, hoisting above their heads a very distinctly nuclear bomb-shaped object.

"If you legalize nuclear bombs, then we have one we can sell you," the figure raised their hood just enough to wiggle their eyebrows. "Imagine Equestria's enemies... bathed in nuclear hllfire."

They paused. "Hll. Huh. Okay then."

As for Celestia, she sipped her tea again. Slowly.

"An enticing proposal, Shadow Wizard Money Gang. I suspect that you wish to gain something from this deal yourselves, no?"

"Shadow Wizard Money Gang," the first figure began again. "We love casting spells. But we also like money."

"Understandable. You have a deal."

The Shadow Wizard Money Gang members collectively threw up gang signs to finalize the deal. Unfortunately, this included the members holding the nuclear bomb.

I think you know what happens next.