What If...
Sweetie Giraffe met Thrackerzod?
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The Spy of the Tiger, this is getting out of hand!
Sweetie Giraffe met Thrackerzod?
Thrackerzod sat on the sidelines, watching as the towering Sweetie Giraffe lumbered through Ponyville yet again, burninating everything in her path.
"Do normal ponies scream when they are set on fire?"
Thrackerzod was subsequently set on fire by Sweetie Giraffe for being smol.
"I see," Thrackerzod rubbed her chin. Her eyes shifted to Pinkie Pie, who silently sat at a table with a mug of hot cocoa in front of her. Of course, being shorter than Sweetie Giraffe, Pinkie was also currently on fire.
"This is fine," Pinkie sipped from her mug. "Everything's fine."
"Normal ponies do not scream, it appears. I am a normal pony," she walked into the smoldering cafe and ordered a mug of hot cocoa for herself. "Therefore, I will drink this beverage as I burn."
But there was no hot cocoa left. Because it was on fire.
Unfortunately, this made Thrackerzod not normal.
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