Author's Note

What If in the sparkle seven episode of season 9, instead of of sneaking in the castle, they use zephyr breeze's head (while he's still wearing the armor) as a battery ram through the blacked door of the castle and he shouted "but i don't want to use my head!" And the mane 6 shouting "charge!", as they entered the castle, well, you know the rest of the story of the episode

Huskylover loves huskies, I presume. 🤔

Zero guarantees that this even somewhat resembles canon btw lol.

in the sparkle seven episode of season 9, instead of of sneaking in the castle, they use zephyr breeze's head (while he's still wearing the armor) as a battery ram through the blacked door of the castle and he shouted "but i don't want

"But I don't wanna use my head!"

"Oh sweet, strange brother o' mine," Fluttershy gently placed a hoof over Zephyr Breeze's muzzle. "Your opinion doesn't matter and you are now our battery ram regardless of your wishes."

"Oh--"

"CHARRRRRRRRRRRGE!" Rainbow Dash flapped her wings. The rest of the girls together gripped Zephyr Breeze like the living javelin he felt like he was and rammed him headfirst through the doors of the castle, irreparably tearing them off their hinges with such force that they were sent flying out the back of the castle and into orbit where they remain today as a crucial load-bearing piece of the Equestrian Space Station.

Twilight tossed Zephyr aside and pulled out a sword, pointing it at Cozy Glowlestia. "Your crimes have been recognized and your reign is at an end, Cozy!"

"Oh?" Cozy Glowlestia hummed, resting her head elegantly on a tiny hoof. "You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

"I can't load you into the Lunar Yeet Cannon 9000 without getting closer."

Cozy Glowlestia hopped off of the throne. She lit her newly-acquired horn gained from consuming Celestia both body and soul and raised her own weapon. "Then come as close as you'd like!"

"Twilight..." Fluttershy mumbled, "Are you sure about this? She's stronger than she looks. I can feel it."

Twilight yanked Zephyr Breeze up in front of her. "Worry not, Flutters, for I have my trusty steed!"

"What." Zephyr groaned.

Cozy Glowlestia snorted. "So be it."

Her own sword burst into deep crimson flame.

"Shall we charge again, Twilight?" Rarity looked between their sole living leader and the small, racist child.

"Actually, I have another idea. The sword in fact is only a backup."

A wave of "huhs" rolled through the crowd.

"Cozy Glowlestia!" Twilight pointed a hoof at the filly. "When you took over my castle, did you do anything more than sit your sorry self on my throne of ~~skulls~~books?"

Cozy Glow scoffed. "Why should I? You neglected this place so much that it was already empty by the time I entered. You spent so much time in that library of yours that you didn't even notice when I walked through the front door."

"Oh you sweet, sweet, summer child."

"Actually I was born in winter."

"Screw you."

"Thanks."

Twilight tapped her sword on the floor twice. A low rumble suddenly rattled through the structure.

"I hope you like grass in Tartarus, Cozy."

Cozy Glowlestia screeched as three Grass-Touching Machines™ rose all around her, dragging her down into the depths of Equestria with their turbocharged grass-studded belts.