Author's Note

I swear Electrix, these comments only get longer and longer by the week.

Pinkie taught Rarity to bend the laws of physics, and motion, and how to become one with chaos, but then Discord sued Pinkie for teaching Rarity the art of chaos without his say so, as he is the embodiment of chaos himself?

"And then you do a little shimmy!" Pinkie Pie wiggled her torso. "Like that!"

"You... do a little shimmy," Rarity lifted a brow.

"Yeah! Try it!"

Rarity did a little shimmy as instructed, and in doing so, was imbued with arcane knowledge of the chaotic arts that had only before been revealed to a handful of mortals, and never on purpose. Light poured from every inch of her body, enveloping the unicorn in a cacophony of blazing glory and song as an unseen choir sang of her ascendance.

"'Scuse me! Miss Pie?"

Pinkie Pie turned around in time to be handed a stack of legal papers. Derpy nodded as she pulled out a second stack. "Legal papers from Mister Discord. Says that you need a license if you wanna teach the chaotic arts to others."

Rarity screeched in arcane incantations in the background.