Author's Note

Proud to be the target of your fanfic reading speedrun, KorokuRain13! Welcome to the crazy train!

Luna sold her soul to Sweetie Giraffe to buy the Elephant Boots and Lava 2 vidya gaeme on the Heccbochs 2 console?

"SWEETIE GIRAFFE, I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN," Princess Luna Royal Canterlot Voice'd at the sky. "MY SOUL, IN EXCHANGE FOR HEIGHT. AND THE SECOND OF THE LAVA GAMES MADE AVAILABLE ON MEGAHARD'S HIT CONSOLE, THE HECCBOCHS TOO."

Sweetie Giraffe craned down to Luna's eye level. She narrowed her eyes, staring the puny pony princess up and down. "ACCEPTABLE OFFER. GIVE U THE TOL. BECOME SWEETIE GIRAFFE'S SERVANT. PAY U IN GAMING TIEM."

Princess Luna lifted her forelegs to the sky, basking in the glory of Sweetie Giraffe's tallness before being unceremoniously flattened by a full set of Elephant Boots. A shiny disk dropped down on top of one of the four elephants.

"xXx-G4M3RLUNAM00N420-xXx!" Sweetie Giraffe's godly voice boomed. "YOU. GO TERRORIZE THE SMOL PONES."

"Luna! Can you hear me, sister?" Celestia's voice echoed up from far below. "Sister! You must put a stop to this nonsense! Join us, come back home!"

"AM TOL NOW," Luna muttered in return. "YOU IS SMOL. I HAS ALL RESPECC."

She lumbered off to flatten Ponyville.