Displacement
A Helping Hoof And A Mercenary
Previous ChapterNext ChapterPOV: Jake
Location: Ponyville, Twilights castle
Time: 5:30 A.M.
Time Passed: 1 Year
I was in a magical land of hot stripper Shreks. Their fat jiggled with each motion. They moaned Donkey ever time I slapped their ass, making it all the more arousing. My cock was coming out of hiding as I continued my Slapping. Soon it was fully exposed, showing twenty inches of meat. Being a human did suck, having an six inch dick was puny compared to my twenty inch meat pillar. Spike probably had a bigger cock than most stallions here in ponyville. I’m sure Spike has assisted Twilight in many ways. The landscape shifted and all the Shreks formed into one small figure. Princess Ember.
I was now in a cave with torches aligned on the walls. Ember was laying on her back on a large flat stone rock. She was gently rubbing her soaking pussy. This, somehow, added just a little more length to my already throbbing cock. Ember noticed my presence as she halted rubbing herself. She removed her wet claws off her snatch and spread her legs just slightly. I swiftly went in between her legs and started to sniff her pussy. Every one of my sniffs brought an arousing aroma. I gave one long lick, electing a moan from her. I jumped up and pinned Embers head by her horns. She quickly grabbed onto my arms as I lined up my tip to her soaking pussy. I teased her a bit by rubbing my length across her impossibly wet pussy.
She was breathing hard and sweating already with just a tease.
“J-just fuck m-me al-already!” She spoke in a tired and desperate tone. I quickly pulled away from her and rammed into her at unbelievably fast speeds. She screamed in pleasure and slight pain. I stayed still for a few seconds, enjoying her hot and tight grip she had on my cock.
I was about to thrust but something interrupted me. I felt something poking my sides. I turned to look and nothing was there. Eventually the poking stopped. It was soon replaced by shaking. I felt something shaking me as my surroundings blackened and changed into a black void. Ember eventually disappeared, leaving my cock alone. My eyes became heavy and were slowly closing. As my eyes were closing, I heard someone yelling my name. It was quiet at first but it quickly escalated into a full on yelling. My eyes were closed and I could distinguish the voice. It was Jack’s.
”JAKE!” I opened my eyes and saw Jack shaking me.
“What the fuck dude. I was having the best dream of my life!” This nigger! Sure he was my best friend but come on man! Let me dream.
“I would have let you sleep . . . if your cock wasn’t hanging out and exposed to the ponies!” Oof.
“It’s not like they haven’t seen a cock before!” I look behind Jack and see varied expressions on their faces. Rarity had a face of disgust. Rainbow Dash had a . . . dreamy look? AppleJack was shaking her head in disappointment. Fluttershy was on the ground unconscious. Twilight wore shocked expression. Spike and Discord were laughing their asses off at the ponies. Pinkie- wait.
“Where is the pink one?”
I was soon answered when I felt something prob at my pillar. It was Pinkie. She had a curious look on her face. Soon, a pinkish glow caught pinkie and dragged her back to her friends.
“It’s about time . . . we go.” Jack said. The others nodded. We quickly said our goodbyes with the ponies being awkward around me, with the exception of Fluttershy. HAVE THEY NEVER SEEN A COCK?!
Time Passed: 2 Hours
Me and Jack have been flying over the Everfree Forest, barely over the tree line, for some quite some time. I haven’t mentioned what has happened this past year mainly cause the stupid author made a fuck up in the story, what a stupid whore. Wait?! What did I just say? Anyways, the shit that has happened in Equestria got me knocked the fuck up and shook. Some unicorn tried to fuck up the past so ponies could be equal then got reformed, a previous shapeshifting queen with a shapeshifting army tried took over Equestria and almost succeeded a second time around and then the violent shapeshifting army turned into some peaceful race because one of them were different and some ancient heros were brought out from a limbo along with with some pony with a Venom symbiote rip-off but was then reformed.
Legit shook. These ponies are something alright. I’ll never forget the time Pinkie Pie hade a party for me and Jack. Let’s just say alcohol doesn’t mix well with dragons.
“I’ll never forget when I farted and the whole bakery blew up.” Jack shot me a questionable look.
“How about the time when all the mares went into heat? You nearly got fucked to death by Dash and Pinkie from exhaustion, Twilight and Fluttershy nearly broke my dick, every other stallion were running for their lives and . . . poor Spike . . . I never knew you could fit that many gems and apples in such a small space. He still walks funny to this day.” R.I.P Spike’s Asshole. He was such a youngling and always carried out his duty.
“Remind me not to piss off the princesses, I don’t like space a lot.” Jack only chuckled in response.
“I’ll TRY to remind you next time we meet them. I can’t guarantee that Shinning Amour won’t be pissed off. You kinda did just stare at his wife’s ass and teach their baby every imaginable racial slur and curse. I can just imagine her yelling Dirty Nigger, Dirty Jew, Dirty Mexican and Dirty Nazi every midnight.”
“Hey! That baby needs to learn da wae of life. Plus that mongrel was an annoying little brat. That bitch can eat too!” I was about to say something but Jack said something.
“What are those?! They seem to be some kind of airship. Almost like its transporting something like a small army or guards of some sorts. The emblem only further supports this.”
A large airship was seen with other similar airships behind it. Pinkie did mention about ordering some clowns a few days earlier for some Friendship Festival or something like that. Then again, these ships look shady. Nah, pinkie would order something from shady dealers. Whatever that was, I’m sure the ponies are gonna do great with the festival.
Something else caught Jacks attention.
“ Is . . . that a . . . village?” I looked at the direction he was looking at and I indeed did see a village. A large village at that. However, dark clouds loomed over it. The atmosphere held a gloomy, sad and hopeless tone to it. The village itself was surround by cobblestone walls and had a bridge crossing over a small river. It was weird because the forest surrounded the village. Only a few hundred feet was between the forest and the village. Not to mention all of its inhabitants were inside large metal cages. Most of the ones in the cages either had a sad and gloomy, or mad and frustrated, facial expressions. Now that I noticed, most of the inhabitants weren’t only ponies. Beside ponies, there were anthropomorphic cats, griffons, bat ponies, and many other different species. Outside of the cages were big black creatures. They had big arms and rather small legs in comparison. They also wore black masks, had white fur around their neck and shoulder area. The creatures all had spears and shields. They were either soldiers or guards. Fuck. There a LOT of them. At least a few hundred.
“Jake, they are clearly being taken as slaves or hostages. If we were to try to save them, then we would need to land in the forest and try sneak up on them. Are you willing to do this?” Hmm, I wasn’t one to let people suffer. Sure. Why the fuck not?
“Yeah, let’s do this.” With that said, we tucked in our wings and fell under the tree line. We landed firmly with a few chunks of dirt being thrown up in the air. We could see the village through the trees and the bridge. Two guards could be seen at the entrance, guarding.
“If we are to get close enough to the entrance, we’ll have to go underground. Flying is too risky because of the spears and the ground is risky as well, mainly because they could easily grab us and crush us. However, our claws don’t look like they were built for digging and more for ripping flesh. Look at our claws, they look more like a Lion’s than something like a Echidna’s claws. They are more curved in and sharper than longer shovel-like claws that have a gap going the whole length of the underside. Hell! Our bodies are structured to be strong and enduring, yet are still capable of flying and maneuvering in the air at fast speeds. Then again we do have some kind of scales. It’s really more of a thick hide with a few scales than full on scales. We could probably tank their weapons and a few of their punches. We also have speed. What do you think Jake?” What? Ummmmmm.
“Whatever you said.” I said. Jack only sighed.
“Ok, so we are going in full speed and take out as many as we can. You go for the gaurd in the right side and I’ll take the left. Remember to stay a decent amount of feet away from the ground. About four to six feet. In three . . . two . . . one!” We blasted at insane speeds, breaking trees with just a single flap of our wings.
If that didn’t get the guards attention, surely the trees flying at them would. However, they weren’t your typical lazy stormtroopers. They noticed the trees and brought up their sheilds. What the fuck? How is a shield going to defend them from an object hurling towards them and that same object weighs over 2 tons? Probably not gonna survive.
What happened next was unbelievable. The tree was about to hit the shield but with strength and speed, the creature thrusted their shields foward, successfully breaking it into a few thousand pieces. Um . . . what the fuck?! How is that possible? Even my dumbass knows that isn’t possible! Fuck. I forgot this was a world where literal friendship can beat any deity with ease.
This may have shocked me but it didn’t deter me. In fact, it made me push more effort into my wings, as well as Jack. We flew over the small river. With the force was the air around us, water was shot up in the air.
I cocked back both my arms and opened my claws. I grabbed the creature as I flew straight into it. I didn’t stop there, I continued before I hit a wall, slamming me into the creature and leaving a crater on the wall. The bastard was out for the count. Possibly dead. I started to look for Jack but never found him. Not even the gaurd was seen.
“Where’d the cunt go?” I was soon met with a loud booming crack to my left. I saw a smoking Jack and an unconscious smoking gaurd inside a decently sized crater. I don’t know if the ground is what made the cracking sound or the thing’s back.
“Now THAT got the guards attention. I see Rsinbow Dash’s lessons did you well.” We quickly flew into the center of the village. Out of the corner of my eyes, I could see the inhabitants in the cages wore a hopeful expression as we passed the cages. Good. Justice will be served.
The same black creatures surrounded us in large numbers. At least a few hundred of them. Why so many guards for such a village in the middle of the Everfree Forest?
“Shit. Even if we were to fly up. The chances of us not getting our wings crippled by spears are like the chances of me not getting aids. Very low” I said. Jack scoffed.
“While that may be true, we won’t go down with out a fight. Right?” I turned back to look at Jack with an all knowing smirk.
“No way in hell would I let these creatures enslave others. I’ll fight for what’s right.” Jake chuckled.
“Ironically coming from the person who acts like a perv. I’d fight with you by my side, no matter what we’re going against.”
“Damn right.” The creatures stood still for what felt like an eternity. It was until me and Jack shot up into the air. The millisecond we moved is when the creatures started to throw their spears at me. Me and Jack were synchronized with our movements and speed. There were so many spears. They had just been slightly grazing me. I grabbed one the spears before shooting back down. I swiftly dodged each spear and maneuvered in ways I was impressed by. I started to slightly slow down as I got closer to the ground. Even though I had just been slowing down, I was still going at fast speeds.
Eventually I was so close to hitting the ground but quickly did a nintey degree turn. Thank the lord Dash for practicing with me on my flying or else I would have broken my neck. I didn’t ponder a second longer as I maneuvered up and impaled two of the creatures. I flied up faster and faster until I was a safe distance away from the creatures. I then stopped and flung the dead bodies at the others along with the spears. Since I was high up in the air and the bodies were pretty heavy, they crushed others into flat corpses. Most of the Spears that were thrown earlier were in the ground, the creatures started to get any spear they could.
Fuck them. I blasted towards them. I got low to the ground and started to swipe at them. My claws either took off their heads or sent them flying with deep wounds. I lost count on how many I killed. Maybe three hundred in a span of three minutes? What is this new feeling? Blood lust. I have the urge to kill anything, even if it meant to kill the innocent. This sickened me. I was so lost in deep thought that I didn’t notice a white furred fist launch at me. It hit me with enough force to completely bounce me backwards.
“RAAAAGGHHHHH!” I was sent flying back, crashing through a cobblestone building. Shit. That hurt me bad. I felt the blood lust leave me as exhaustion and pain replaced it. I laid on my side, my muscles aches and felt sore. My chest felt as if it was about to explode and my ribs would shatter if anymore pressure was put on them. I tried to get up but that only caused more pain.
“S-Shit,” I could feel the building shaking “this building is abo-o-out to collapse! If I don’t leave I could d-d-die!” The structure started to crumbling little pieces at a time before the whole thing was about to fall. With a second to spare, the whole thing collapsed. As if time slowed, my memories started to play before my eyes.
Me and my parents celebrating my first birthday and me receiving my first gift, a small robotic dragon. The next was me and my first girlfriend going on a date and having my first kiss. Soon after, major events started to play though my mind. When I first met Jack, my grand parents dying, me getting my first dog and then seeing it get ran over with me crying for hours, me graduating middle school, meeting even more people, losing my v-card and . . . that damn girl sending me here.
I closed my eyes, waiting for death as time started to pass faster. I expected to be hit or something but I didn’t. I felt air brushing against my face. I slowly opened my eyes and found I was on Jack’s back. I look back to where I use to and found it in flames.
“S-Shit, t-t-thanks for the save. N-nearly died.” Jack looked back but didn’t say anything, he switched his gaze on something. It wasn’t one of the creatures. It looked smaller than them. Yet he held a deadly tone to him. His glare buried deep into my eyes.
I turned to look infront of him and soon landed carefully. He placed me down and I took a closer look at Jack and noticed burn marks on him. What could burn a dragon?! He looked tired and slightly out of breath. Also the village, it was nearly destroyed but the cages were empty.
“W-What’s Wrong?” I asked in a shaky voice.
“That bastard! He is much stronger than those other creatures and has some kind of strange magic. I haven’t seen that Magic in any books. Even Starswirl’s books didn’t have any knowledge on this type of magic! He is unbeatable! He nearly killed you! WHAT IS HE?! He can dodge any thing I can throw at him! At least I got the inhabitants hiding somewhere.” I’ve seen Jack frustrated but not this frustrated. I looked in the distance and saw a white anthropomorphic wolf in the distance. His eyes were entirely blood red with the exception of his black slitted pupils. He also had some kind of blood red cape. He wasn’t a wolf, he seemed like a Diamond Dog with more proportioned arms and legs.
“Lanuae Magicae!” I heard the dog yell loudly. In an instant, he appeared in front of us.
“Quit fighting. Your struggle only satisfies my power further. Surrender and maybe I’ll let you live. Don’t surrender and I’ll make sure to play with your insides like a kid playing in mud.” His voice was dark and cold and held no emotion in it other than hatred.
“I’LL KILL YOU!” Jack roared and rocketed towards the dog.
The D-dog simply just avoided Jack’s speed. WHAT?! How?!
“You never learn do you? Easy as a child breathes a wish at a dandelion . . . is exactly how hard it would be for me to tear your limbs from their sockets! Lanuae Magicae!” He disappears and reappears in front of Jack with a fist cocked back. He throws his fist foward and sends Jack back wildly tumbling at immense speeds with a boom. Jack started to tumble slower and conveniently stopped tumbling next to me. He gets back up, rather shaky.
“T-That all y-you got?! I-I’ve seen Chihuahuas put up a b-better fight than you!” Jack says in an exhausted and beaten voice. Jack would never say that. Unless he was planning something. I guess I’ll have to wait and see.
“Says the one who can barely stand, let alone talk! What chance do you have against me? You’re beaten and your friend is on the verge of death. You’re testing my patience! I could obliterate you in an instant and continue on with my day! That wouldn’t affect me in the slightest bit.” He was about to say something but a red beam cut him off. He barely ducked the incoming beam.
“So little prissy pony inbreed shows up? I never thought I’d see the day. You have quite the magical ability though. You’d be a good slave.” He says in a dark tone. Me and Jack turn and see a tall pony. She has a brown coat and blue eyes. She has a black mane and tail with two horns. Two horns? I could aske questions later and be thankful now. She did save our lives.
“Be quiet mutt! You’ve caused chaos and destruction to innocent lives! I’m rather kind most of the time but you’ve crossed the line. You and Storm King WILL perish.” The mare says.
“Hehehehe . . . AHAHAHAHAHAH! You can only dream of that kind of wish.” The mare shoots a red beam at the dog to which he easily avoids and follows up with quickly running up to her, quickly pulling a dagger out. He starts violently swiping at the mare but she summons a red shield. His swiping gets faster and harder as the blade starts to glow a blood red digital-like aura.
The mare’s shield starts to crack and weaken every passing second. The shield then breaks and the dog jumps.
“inspiratione!” He yells and a blood red digital beam blasts towards the mare. She has no time to recover as her death approaches. The beam quickly hit as dirt was thrown up in the air, covering the mare in dust. The dog lands soon after. He puts to blade inside a pocket in his red cape.
“That was easy. TOO easy. She would have made for a good fighter.” He looks at me and Jack.
“You two are still breathing? You wouldn’t believe how much your bodies are worth. I could easily sell one of you and live the rest of my life in comfort.” He starts to form a toothy grin slowly, “The Storm King will certainly be happy with you two. Dead OR alive.” He lifts up his hand and a small blood red ball of magic starts to form, “It’s been nice knowing you but your time is coming to an end.” The ball of magic soon blasts towards us. “Have fun burning in hell.” Time slows down as the same mare, we thought was dead, jumps in front of us and forms a red shield. The blast bounces off and hits the dog.
The blast carried the dog towards a building to which he hit it and a large implosion happened. All the materials nearby were carried and smashed into the dog.
The mare was heavily panting as she turned around to check us out.
“Dragons? I Huff never thought I’d Puff be saving any dragons.” She continued panting. A sound caught my attention. It sounded like brick being pushed aside. I look towards the source and found the pile of bricks the Diamond Dog was buried under was moving. The white dog emerged from the rubble. He was in bad physical condition.
He was wheezing and was caked in blood. He has several large deep cuts that looked like they needed immediate attention. His left eye was swollen shut and bruised. Both of his ears looked as if they had been cut in half in an angle and his right arm was bent in an unnatural position.
“Ac sana resurgent!” He wheezed out. His brutal injuries disappeared as he appeared in his peak physical shape. The previously dead guards were surrounded in a red circle. The red circles disappeared and showed unscarred guards. At least physically anyways.
“How?! You were on the brink of death! You should have died! You only do all of this for money and power! Why?!” The dog just chuckled.
“Let’s say I have my reasons. I seek money to provide for loved ones and I seek power to protect those I love. This is something you wouldn’t understand as you lost the ones you loved long ago.” The mare was once mad but now was infuriated.
“DON’T TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE GONE THROUGH! YOU DONT KNOW THE PAIN OF NEVER KNOWING THOSE WHO LOVED YOU BEFORE YOU COULD EVER LOVE THEM BACK!” The mare yelled with noticeable tears welling up in her eyes. The dog only stared at her with an unemotional expression.
“It appears I struck a nerve.” His left ear flicked. “I’d like to stay and chat but I’m needed elsewhere. Ad regem praeveni et virtutem meam, quia novissima hora est!” With that, the dog and the hundreds of soldiers disappeared with a red hue left in their place.
My eyelids started to get heavy as I heard Jack drop to the ground. My felt my body get picked up in a red glow as I let darkness consume me.
Author's Note
I’ve introduced Hunter into the story and more characters shall be introduced in later chapters.
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