Quickies

EqAD Speedclop Prompt #2: “Ponies Getting Caught”

“Well, the reviews said it was pretty good. We'll see.”

“It's lovely of you to come to look after little Twilight tonight, Princess...”

Cadance nodded. “Please, Mrs. Twilight, call me Cadance. It is always my pleasure to sit for your daughter.”

Moondancer scowled at the clock on the wall. “Geez, where's Shiny? He has practice later tonight, and the coach said he'd better be on time...”

“Now, Darling,” cooed Twilight, “He won't be tardy.”

The purplish-gray mare turned to the pretty pink princess. “Well, since you have an exam next week, I hope our little one doesn't keep you from studying. When is your study partner coming?”

“Later,” smiled Cadance, betraying a little nervousness.

Moondancer winked at Cadance. “Well, you kids stay out of trouble. We'll be home by midnight. Come on, dear!”

Twilight and Moondancer met their young son, Shining Armor, as he barreled his way towards a hall closet. “Hey Ma, hey Pa, gotta get a move on.”

He hardly seemed to notice as they left. As he rushed back out the door with his sport saddlebags, Princess Cadance stopped him short.

“Hey there,” she purred. “You're in a hurry.”

“I don't wanna be late. So, where's Twily?”

“She's up in her room, reading.” Cadance was enjoying delaying the serious young colt.

“Hah, of course.” Shining Armor tried to peer through the pink alicorn and get a glimpse of the front door.

Cadance noticed, but kept it to herself, and blocked his way out. “Rocky is coming in a few minutes. We're going to study together.” She smiled, and added an unspoken “And I bet you're really, really jealous, aren't you?”

Shining Armor looked at the clock meaningfully. “Rocky, huh... think I know him, he doesn't seem really bright. You tutoring him?”

Cadance nodded, making her ponytail bob. “Hah,” she thought, “I got him to say something mean. He's jealous!”

“Well,” she said, “I think I can help him out a little.”

“Well, that's great. Gotta go!”

Shining Armor rushed past Cadance and bolted for the door, hitting full gallop on the way out.

Cadance pouted.

“Not jealous enough,” a voice in the back of her mind growled, and she resolved to find a way to make him so.

Of course she could use magic, but that would be cheating, and also a step towards... towards something that terrified her.

Twilight and Moondancer chose to watch “Frankie Foal's Day Off”, and immediately regretted it.

“He's... an exploitative jerk,” Moondancer murmured.

“Well, obviously events will catch up to him, and he'll be forced to face the consequences,” whispered Twilight.

“Probably. Maybe. But how long are we going to have to wait?”

Twilight nibbled her husband's ear and purred, “Well, I think I have a way to make the time pass a litte quicker... lean back...”

“Hey,” hummed the dark blue unicorn, “What's gotten into you?”

The gray mare smiled. “I deal with horrible teenagers all the time. Tonight I wanna have fun.” Her hoof pushed her husband back in the seat.

They had a whole row to themselves. A few licks coaxed the tip of her husband's shaft from his sheath.

“If I'm going to put up with a dick on my night out, it might as well be a dick I like.”

Moondancer spine and shaft both stiffened. He struggled to look normal as his wife teased inch after inch of horsecock from his sheath, and also struggled not to make any noise.

Twilight knew what she was doing. Her head bobbed up and down as Moondancer feigned interest in the pictures on the screen. He hoped nopony could hear her quiet slurps...

Back at home, Twilight Sparkle flipped the last page closed on “A Child's Garden of Thaumaturgy”. It was silly, silly stuff, with lots of colorful pictures and too few words with too many gaps between learning and doing.

Cadance had told her not to bother her while she was studying with her friend, so Twilight Sparkle was extra special super quiet as she sneaked out of her bedroom.

Her first stop was her parents' bedroom. Sometimes Mommy and Daddy had fun books under the bed. Unfortunately, all she found was a mysterious elongated object that Daddy told her belonged to Mommy.

She guessed it must be Mommy's horn-warmer. It got all warm and tingly if you pressed the right button.

Cadance calculated. She was almost certain little Twilight would be asleep. She was about to fall asleep, too.

Rocky was as dense as his name suggested. “Still,” thought Cadance as she examined the red colt's vacant leer, “you're only bored if you're boring.”

“How about I put on a little music?” Cadance sashayed over to the gramophone. “At least this one is interested,” she thought, “but I wish he were more interesting.”

She grabbed an album she didn't know, something called “Pendulum”, and started the music.

“Cool,” drawled Rocky. “C'mere.”

There was nothing to be done. If Twilight Sparkle wanted a book, she'd have to go downstairs to get one. At least with that music playing, it'd be easier to sneak around.

As she approached her father's study, she glanced into the living room, and her curious nature got the better of her.

“What in Equestria is Cadance doing?” she thought, and hid beneath a coffee table piled with books.

Moondancer no longer cared when the protagonist of whatever stupid film they were watching was going to get his comeuppance. Twilight's head was bobbing vigorously in his lap, and he was about to com...

His peripheral vision caught a glimpse of the usher's flashlight. The usher was an earth pony with a slicked back mane and mustache thin as a pencil line. Shocked into awareness, Moondancer could almost hear the usher's eyes roll.

“Oh, you kids...”

Twilight Sparkle watched the spectacle on the couch with wide purple eyes. This... this was fascinating. She unrolled a little scroll she carried with her, and began making notes.

The colt is lying on his back, making noises like I sometimes hear coming from Shiny's room when he won't let me in. Cadance appears to have his penis in her mouth, and is making noises like when I finish a big, big bowl of noodle soup, just shorter and more often.

This is obviously some sort of sexual display, yet what this has to do with all the stuff I read about fertilization is a mystery to me. Obviously, further research is required.

Twilight and Moondancer were mortified as the usher lead them out of the cinema. The usher drawled, “Listen, honey – I don't really have any pointers to give you, your technique looks pretty good. Just, could you two lovebirds find somewhere else to get it on, like the privacy of your own homes?”

Twilight blushed.

“I'm sorry, honey,” said Moondancer as he nuzzled his wife. “Let's go home.”

Some second sense alerted Cadance to the clopping of two sets of hooves coming closer. Panicked, she popped Rocky's cock out of her mouth.

“Sit up, you foal! They're coming!”

Rocky sat up, and tried to hide his erection under a pillow.

Cadance, flushed and blushing, looked into the flushed and blushing eyes of Twilight and Moondancer as they hurried to close the front door behind them.

“Well, I hope you kids got a lot of studying done,” said Moondancer awkwardly.

A small purple voice came from beneath the coffee table.

“Oh yes,” said young Twilight Sparkle, “It was very educational!”