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Maybe I should explain some things about myself. I was just in the House when it started.
Let's see. Let's start with my home. The House.

The House applies to Armor physics. I haven't the slightest as to what that means, but this is how it works.

A giant mansion that defies even Time Lord science.

Lives go on in here, births, deaths.

I've counted at least 13 malls.

Travelling these halls? Throw away that map and just keep walking. It's really the only way to get anywhere.

If you come into a big room with a fire burning with indescribable colors, don't try to open the giant door. Just head out of Great Hall back into the Left Hall. The air outside The Great Oak Doors is toxic.

Never enter the Right Hall. It leads to the basement, a.k.a., the cellar.
Why the Great Hall has that name when it's a giant room with a door, I don't know.

The basement is very important, yet it's not capitalized.

Welp, screw physics and laws.

Which brings me to, well, me.

Stable makes the rules here, and I'm not allowed to break them.

Name's Jade. Here at the House of Cruelty, we go by our True Names.

The reason behind the House's name is this: you only are here if great cruelty has visited you in your life. My parents . . . didn't want me. Heck, the only reason they know each other is because of me. Stable says he found me in the sewers.

Now, where was I . . .

Yes, the rules.

I break them.

Discord usually comes along with me when I do this, to pick up after me. Big Bro doesn't join us when we head out to do this.

Also, this is really the only time Discord lives up to his namesake. Despite Eris seeing his chaos, he still will do these outings.

Descriptions?
I'm blue haired with about average white skin.
Discord is black haired with vampiric skin, despite how much sun we get in here. He is 5' 6".
Big Bro is red haired with brown- pure black skin. He speaks to someone called "Bendy" using a trigram that has Meatly faces as symbols. By the sound of it, there's more than one Bendy.
Eris is black haired with nice brown skin. She is 5' 6".
And the guy behind you right now has no hair, no face either, is 10 feet tall, and gives you a muffin of your favorite flavor before disappearing.

Discord is a total order freak, however. This is what I mean:
I got lots of party supplies and made a mess with them in one of the malls. Discord cleaned up one tenth of the mess in the same amount of time it took three Butlers to clean up the rest.

A Butler is an Armor who is part of the Butler Branch. They are thee best at cleaning anything. And the mess wasn't small.

Discord says "to put it simply," that he sees things in two ways. He can see the chaos in the order, and the order in the chaos.

And I'm the only one he has trusted to see his room in the dark.

Now, I know that I may seem only chaos, but I'm really sweet, actually.

I once tried to buy a plush of a pink, fluffy pony that was only for 4 coppers, but I wasn't allowed to. They wouldn't tell me the name of the pony, either.

I can't write down the entry's date because this place is always. I suspect that the House of Cruelty is also the Armor Mansion, a place that is where time crosses.

Funny thing is, Armors were created by that fimfiction guy that Discord likes.
Veteran, or something.

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Today, Big Bro had a vision of sorts. His words were:
"Bendy, help me, they're coming, the Ink Lords are coming! Flashing lights, they're here! The link is closing! Help me, Joey, Henry, Bendys! Heeeelp me!"
He than stopped thrashing, and sat up.
"Five Score, divided by Four.
You won't get in my way, once I've send you away.
I'll make it short, so it will hurt,
You'll suffer not at the hands of me,
But in a place of great cruelty."

His hand had been inching towards his pentagram, and in one swipe, he put it around his neck. He got up and started walking for the Doors.
None of us followed him.

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I remember now.

I'm half changeling, half Blessed Creature.
Stable came to see me. Had he told me my real name, I would have remembered too soon. I was caught by the curse Cruelty had placed on Big Sis. Her demons were flung away,but now she has new demons in her, more powerful. She has more control over these ones than the others.

Stable is bald with white eyebrows. He is only five feet tall, but he gives a feeling of authority even when sitting down. He always wears a plain white shirt and blue jeans. No shoes, but his feet aren't hairy or have any veins popping up on them. You'd think his voice deep with his build and knowing eyes, but it's kind and gentle, sounding more like a young child.

Stable said that it was time to go to my Time. To my world. He opened a passage. They connect to any door anywhere.

I had gone through the doors and into a church.

I exited through the door nearest me. It's night out. Outside is a single car, designed to look like a phone booth on its side. With some nervousness I realized that my pick up was a Whoovian. The car was designed like the Tenths TARDIS. I've heard too much about the Doctor from Discord and Hihg-Strung to be enthusiastic about a heater in a nice, warm car, and . . .

Why was I so cold? With a start, I realized that my clothes did not make it through the portal.

Footsteps as somebody approached me.

"Here are some warm clothes, Fluffy. I suggest you wear them," someone had said.

I turned around to see someone in black jeans, a black sweater, black shoes, headphones, and a Vietnam Veteran cap pulled way over his eyes.

The clothes he held out were cozy looking sweat pants and a sweater with a heart on it.

As I reached for the clothes, my arm passes into his line of sight.

"Wearing a shirt sleeved shirt, huh? And shorts too? Must have been warm on the other side of the Doorway."

He raised his hat's bill, and I was too slow to cover myself.

He lowered it soon as he saw the sight of me.

He coughed.

"That's the trouble with portals, clothing doesn't always come through intact," he says, blushing. I'm blushing, too.

I took the clothes and quickly put them on.

"And may I know the name of the Whoovian who is my pick up?" I ask as I listen to the music that's drifting from his headphones.

He looked at the car.

"That's not my car. I was lent it for long-term."

I placed the music.

"Your name?"

"Discord. Your voice sounds kind of funny."

"Car. Inside. Now, please?"

He opened the car for me, and I climbed in.

I glanced at the church's sign. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I wondered if that is his religion.

He then climbed in himself and proceeded to move the dials and switches that replaced the steering wheel.

He asked me a question that I found odd.
"Do you remember when you gave permission to me to use you in a story? I actually never got around to doing that one."

I only shook my head as a response as he hit the button that made the vehicle warp.

"You must be the canonverse one, then," he said as he turned on the heater.

Turns out, that car was a TARDIS, a Travel And Road Distance In Seconds. He took me to Time Mansion, where I met several Doctor ponies, including Justin, the blond blue earth pony from Canterlot.

They made Discord and I blush a lot by saying that we would become couples.

Well, it's time for bed. I really need to work on my writing.

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I was dropped off at the portal site, a school. I hid in the school as to not get noticed.

I had noticed a changeling going inside as well, and so followed.
She went to a basement to free a human. By the looks of it, the human "Liz" is a Second Mother, a term for a non-changeling that acts as mother to a changeling. At least, that's the term from my nest.

It also seemed that "Digit" hadn't called Liz Mom before. Hmmmm. Well, it's not my place to judge.

I ended up sneaking with them to the portal. Liz showed hesitation when arriving, so I quickly jumped in after Digit to reassure her. On reflection, that was a stupid idea, as she didn't even see me before, and was looking away when I went through.

I ended up crashing into a bunch of boxes after I jumped through the portal. I was dazed, and so wore a blank face. Digit called me Liz when seeing me.
I could only manage a raspberry, having not been in pony form before then. I wasn't sure how to control the mouth muscles.

Digit looked away as her name was called.
I took a look at Liz and memorized what she looked like. The information could prove useful later on.

Now, I have hidden as I was instructed. I was told to hide until Discord comes.
But which Discord?

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Discord mumbled something about the curses. I looked back at Pinkie, who was saying, "Why don't I know what's going on, it's usually so obvious, why did Liz turn into Fluffle Puff?!"

I wasn't sure whether to be worried about her or Discord.

Discord suddenly got up, fire literally in her eyes. Her head turned to glare at Twilight.

"You are a princess, Post, are you aware?"

Twilight could only nod as she discovered that she couldn't work her magic.

"Do you know who did the wrong?!" Discord shouted at Twilight, as she kept advancing towards Twilight.

I jumped at Discord, only to be knocked away. I looked at Dissy for help, but he was busy with the baby. Twilight was now backed against a bookshelf; Pinkie was trying to stop Discord, but couldn't get through the magical shield Discord had set up.

"Do you why I want to kill you all?! Ask your mentor's father, he killed them all! Ra killed them!"

Discord had Twilight pinned down by her paw, talons ready to strike.

Just as she began to swing, a voice rang out.

"Discord!"

The light shining on Twilight's face disappeared; the fire in Discord's eyes went out.

"F- Fluttershy?" Discord asked as she released Twilight. She stood and turned around, before fainting again.

Author's Note

This my attempt to make a long chapter.