Five Score: Discord And Her Side Of The Story

Big Bro snags a piece of paper as he runs out of the room.
"Explain this!" he shouts as he runs, shading the picture with his hat.
"Rule 37, Rule 38, and Rule 42!" I shout at him. No matter how messed up things are, there is worse. There are no real limits here. Nothing is sacred.

I point at the first paper and make a motion to return. The paper flies back into my room. I summon my phone over from where it was.

I take a deep breath. Inhale, exhale. I take another deep breath. Inhale, exhale. I take another deep breath. Inhale, ex-
I get a carrot to the face.

"What is it, Angel?" I ask him. Although I can't hear what he's saying, I can understand it.

"You already know how you came under my care, why are asking?"

"Alright, alright, but let's get everyone together first, 'Kay you little rascal?"
He nods in agreement.

I go over to the poster of an owl and lift it up, Owlicious reading in her little cove.

"Come on out, Candy," I say, calling her by the nick name I gave her.

I peek beneath the bed, only to see that Opal and Winona had fallen asleep next to each other.

"What do mean by " The fandom is true," Gummy?" I ask as I now search for the alligator.

I knew full well what he meant when he said it, and I don't like that he said that.
A tortoise on a RC truck rushes by my feet, almost knocking me down.

"Tom! Where's Gummy?" I now demand, starting to get irritated at my pets.
He slowly raises his head upwards.

Gummy then releases his claws from the ceiling and lands on my bed.

"You're not invisible, Gummy," I say, really irritated now.

"You still basically said that you're invisible, just more complicated."

"Just- Just, please don't, I'm not up for these kind of things today."

I sigh.
"Angel was wanting to hear of how all of you came under my care. Hey!
Don't say that about Angel, Gummy! You may of had it memorized when I first told you, but that gives you no room to insult Angel. That's it."

Using my abilities, I turn Gummy into a rubber ball and toss beneath the bed. Soon, I can hear squeaking. I smile.

"Winona, if you could come up here next to me, and keep him your mouth?" I ask him.

"Thank you. Now, let's see. Ah, yes. I was having a picnic with a girl, I think she was related to me, when the other me showed up. I forgot what happened next, but I do remember sending out a spell to protect my friends, but a kiss distracted me. I messed up the spell, and when I became Eleven, Stable gave all of you to me to care for. The spell effected all of you instead."

"Yes, I sure did mess it up, Gummy. Yes, I'm dressed like Hello Neighbor, and you know that I have several pairs of clothing exactly like it. Now, about my mistakes that I made with the spell. The behavior of all of you. Angel, now a best friend. Gummy, who is a smart jack now. Opal, who gets along with others very easily. Candy, you haven't changed that much, and that's good. Tank Tom Dash, your only change is that you now drive a RC truck. And Winona, it's obvious to see what happened to him."

"Gummy, do you want to make a map of all Undertale AUs?
"Good."

Angel comes over and gives me my phone.
"Thank you," I tell him.

I take a deep breath. Talking to my pets helped calm me down, but I need to speak to a friend of mine.

I pick up my phone and dial a number I'm familiar with.

🔌

"That is new. Pizza, did you give a tattoo to me in my sleep?"

She gave no response from wherever she was.
Which meant that she was probably sleeping in her room.

Toast pushed himself up, off the ground and dusted himself off.

He shrugged and and looked at what he was working on before. Marshmallow.
Too bad he couldn't get her AI system working.

The phone rang on the garage floor.

He picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Hey pall, how are y-- Gummy! Be quiet already!" was the response.
"Hey, you're still working on that Sweetiebot, right?"

"Yes, I am." he responded

"Great. I found a USB that has a program that may help you with that. Unfortunately, I can only find a big box to put it in. The cardboard is very heavy."

"Um, you already sent that. I got it yesterday. Also, I'm using the cardboard for some of Sweetie's supports. Hey, I gotta go wake Pizza. Call you later?"

"Sure! It's nice to hear a friend's voice."
*Click*

Toast looked at the phone and shrugged.

"TOAST!" "Get in here! What did you do to my leg?"

He opened the door to the house and went in. His sister was standing in the kitchen, nightgown hitched to show a pizza tattoo. "You got one too, huh? Time to theorize!"
"Wait, so it wasn't you?" she asked, releasing her nightgown. In response, he slung off the shoulders of his overalls, letting them drop. He then lifted the side of his shirt to show the mark, then pulled his overalls back up.

"Well, if it wasn't either of us, then what rando would tattoo us in our sleep, and just leave?" "Like I siad, TIME TO THEORIZE! First up, Discord!" "No." "Why, 'no'? Discord can do anything! He's the best and most OP character in My Little Pony." "Like you said, My Little Pony. He's not real. Got any other weird theorize?" "YES!" "I shouldn't have asked."