Author's Note

Literally nobody in my family uses nail polish. Not my mom, not my sister. This literally just popped up in my head while I was playing angry birds.

Why? Because puns.

Vinyl Scratch reviews MAIL polish.

Vinyl stared at the envelope in front of her. It was clearly coated in a hefty amount of sparkles, on top of its hot-pink shiny laminate layering.

"What." she began...

"Is this." she continued, staring straight through the Fourth Wall at the questionably-sane author.

IT'S MAIL POLISH! the author bellowed in return, cackling in fits of laughter.

The unicorn opened the envelope, only to find...

Nail polish.

"What."

Vinyl's review: What./10 - Seriously, what.