Rainbow Dash Meets Firefly

by Princess Starshine

Rating: everyone
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 4253

This is basically a story how Rainbow Dash meets Firefly, and Pinkie meets Surprise!

This is basically a story how Rainbow Dash meets Firefly, and Pinkie meets Surprise! Not only this has the conflict of RD vs FF, this is also a story of how Pinkie and Surprise rule the world! (I am just being Pinkie Pie when I say that, not really) Enjoy!

Published 2012-07-19 05:34:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-27 22:55:18 UTC

Chapter Two

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"Huh? Where am I?" answered Rainbow Dash.

"In a misterious place, where no one can hear you scream..." said a voice, but then a light came on.

"Twilight! You are supposed to turn off the light and let me turn on this lamp!" said the voice who looks just like Rainbow Dash.

"Sorry, Firefly! I am new at this! I am reading a book about this 'downtown' stuff we are doing!" said a different voice that sounded just like...

"Twilight?" Rainbow Dash said.

"Great! Nevermind..." said the mare that looks like her, "AJ, if this ever happens again, We do this at your farm."

"Applejack?" Rainbow Dash said.

"Ok, time for questioning stalker, Who are you?" said the mare that looks like her.

"Rainbow 'Danger' Dash." said RD.

"Danger, really? Look, this mare thinks she is a daredevil!" said the mare.

"Who are you, you don't look much like a daredevil yourself!" Said RD

"Okay, come here you little..." said the mare as she was interupted by the Applejack lookalike. "Okay, Rainbow Dash, this is Firefly Sky Lighting, fastest mare of all of Ponyville." read Applejack form the card she pulled out of her pocket.

"The one and only, Rainbow Crash!" said Firefly.

"Wait a minute, out of Ponyville?! That is imposible, I am the fastest! Twilight Sparkle, do you even remember me?!" screamed RD.

"Sorry, I do not know a 'Rainbow Dash', and it's Twilight Velvet!" said Twilight, then two mares came in that looked like Fluttershy and Rarity.

"Fluttershy! Thank goodness! Quick! Tell them you know me! I save you from Cloudsdale from a race! I was your only friend! I helped you in the Hurricane! Please tell them you remember me!" said Rainbow Dash as the Fluttershy look a like put down the stare at her.

"First, off! My name is Posey, not Fluttershy! Second of all! I am a earth pony, not a pegasis! Third of all! My first friend was Applejack! NOT YOU! So go and leave, before I do something! NOW...if you don't mind..." said Posey.

"Wow! I never seen her like this! She must be really angry at you." said the Rarity look a like.

"Rarity. Please tell me you remember me..." said RD

"I must say I do not. I am sorry. You must be mistaken for someone in Canterlot. And, if you must, my name is Sparkler Gemstone. Nice to meet you, um, Rainbow Darling Dash." said Sparkler.

"It's actually, Daring, not Darling." said Rainbow Dash, before realizing something. Not only that, Firefly realized something too...

"Hey, where is Pinkie?" "Hey, where is Surprise?"

Chapter Three

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"Pinkie! PINKIE!" shouted Rainbow Crash.

"Surprise? Where are you?" said Firefly.

"They could be anywhere by now!" said Twilight Velvet.

"Oh my! I remember! If Surprise can destory almost the whole town, then imagine, Two Surprises! It would be THE. WROST. POSSIBLE. THING!" said Sparkler as she fainted in her drama pillow.

"Wow, and I thought Rarity was a drama queen..." said Rainbow Crash.

"Okay, so why don't we spit up. Rainbow, Firefly, and me, we look for Surprise. Twilight, Sparkler, and Posey, you look for Pinkie Pie. Meet in here in a hour if we found them or not. Understand?" said Applejack.

And we go off to find Surprise.

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"This is all your fault, if you didn't came with that, thing!" Firefly said.

"Hey, that thing is my best friend! And I would say the same thing about your 'so called sister'!" Said Rainbow Crash.

"How dare you, Surprise is the bestest pony in the whole world! And even though she is adopted, she is awesomer than you will ever be!" said Firefly.

"Why is that?" said Rainbow Dash.

"She is a wonderbolt! And so am I!" said Firefly.

"Ok, that is it! You're toast!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh yeah, well you're double toast!" said Firefly.

"Well, you're triple toast!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Then, you're french toast!" said Firefly.

"Really, french toast?" said Rainbow Dash.

"It's been a long day, okay!" said Firefly.

"Will you two just shut up?!" said Applejack.

"Fine, but in one hour, race, from AJ's farm to the park!" challenged Firefly.

"You're on! Then we will see who's the fastest!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh boy, Surprise, where ever you are, please help me!" said Applejack.

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"Pinkie, who is this?!" said Applejack in a hat.

"Oh, Surprise, this is... Bha ha ha! Sorry. This is Applejack, Applejack's counterpart." introducted Pinkie.

"Applejack, Applejack. Wow, at least they keep her name. The weird thing is her accent." said Surprise.

"Now, hold up. Ah ain't got any acent!" said Applejack.

"See! I can't picture my Applejack with that accent and that hat!" said Surprise.

"Okay, hey, why don't we go to meet the Cake twins!" said Pinkie.

"Wait! Cakes can have twins! Aren't they called cupcakes?" said Surprise.

"Please don't say that word...I have nightmares because of that story." said Pinkie.

"Okay then lets go and visit the 'baby cakes'!" said Surprise.

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"Wow, they are so cute! So who will we visit next?" said Surprise.

Then they bumped into Twilight Sparkle.

"Oh sorry Twilight!" said Pinkie, "I was just showing my new friend around town!"

"That is fine, Pinkie. I was just in the middle of a book, can you show me who the new friend is?'' said Twilight.

"Okay, Twilight, meet Surprise! Surprise, meet Twilight Velvet's counterpart, Twilight Sparkle!" said Pinkie as Twilight got her nose out of her book, seeing Surprise but Pinkie is out of sight.

"Pinkie, is this a joke?" said Twilight.

"Of course not!" said Pinkie as she got right next to Surprise.

"WHAT! TWO PINKIES! HOW CAN THIS BE?!" screamed Twilight.

"Well actually..." said Surprise as she was interupted by Twilight.

"THIS IS NOT SCIENTICALLY POSSIBLE! TWO PINKIES! DISCORD'S BACK! THAT'S A CHANGELING! THE WORLD IS ENDING! EVERYPONY RUN!" screamed Twilight as she fainted and everypony was looking at her crazy.

"Don't worry everypony, Twilight is having one of those days, this is actually my, um, cousin Surprise!" said Pinkie as everypony carried on by her words, leaving poor Twilight on the middle of the street.

"We should really get her to a doctor." said Surprise, "She looks pale..."

"Let's go to Fluttershy, Posey's counterpart, but first lets make you look like Dashie so Fluttershy won't faint." said Pinkie.

"Good plan, lets go!" said Surprise

Chapter Five

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"Huh, where are we?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, good! They woke up..." said a stallion voice.

"Yeah, I was worried that they haven't..." said a mare voice.

"Soarin'... Spitfire... is that you?" said Firefly.

"Yeah, and I guess you heard of Rainbow, huh?" said Spitfire.

"She is awesome! And her friend makes the best pie!" said Soarin'.

"Soarin!" said Spitfire as she gave him a playful shove.

"Wait! Soarin' and Spitfire are here?! Where are my cool shades? I need them!" said Rainbow as the duo stared awkwardly at her, "Hehe, Hi Soarin'! Hi Spitfire! Can you tell us where me and Firefly are?"

"You're in the hospital. After that amazing trick you both did, you guys fell out of the sky, And that's where we come in. The Wonderbolts called us to rescuse you two. Soarin' got Rainbow, and I got Firefly. Then we took you to the hospital." said Spitfire as both of the wonderbolts left.

"Look, I'm sorry for calling you Firecry, Firefly... I just was, you know, in competitive mode... and..." said Rainbow as the duo left, but was interupted by Firefly.

"Look, this is all my fault. Don't take it out on yourself, I was the one who did the race..." said Firefly, "Will you ever forgive me?"

"I will forgive you." said Rainbow Dash, "By the way, you're a actual Wonderbolt right?"

"Why yes, why?"

"Well two things, One, can I join the wonderbolts?"

"Of course, you have guts my friend!"

"And also, um..."

"What is it?"

"It's silly..."

"Come on, tell Auntie Firefly was is it..."

"Ok, you ripped off Pinkie, so the thing is..."

"Yeah?"

"Does Soarin' ever talk about me...?"

"Well, if you are the mare which saved him from falling and from a dragon, who he tried to talk to at the whole gala, and is the mare of his dreams..."

"He actually said that?!"

"Yeah, don't tell him though... he would kill me!"

"Ha ha ha ha, you know, you aren't as bad as I thought you were..."

"Neither are you Rainbow Dash, Niether are you..."

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"Oh my gosh! Did you saw that?!" said Surprise.

"How can I not see it?" said Pinkie Pie.

"I guess Rainbow and Firefly had that race! I wonder who won..." said Surprise.

"Anyway, ready to meet Sparkler's counterpart?" said Pinkie Pie.

"Yeah! I just hope she isn't a big drama queen like her..." said Surprise.

"Heh heh, I wouldn't get your hopes up..." said Pinkie as she opened the door to the Boutique.

"Hello! I will assit you in a moment..." said Rarity as she came out of the sewing room, "Now how may I... Oh hi Pinkie!"

"Hi Rarity! I like you to meet Surprise!" said Pinkie as Surprise stand next to her.

"What... how can this be? Two Pinkies?!" said Rarity.

"Wait, Rarity! Please don't faint!" said Pinkie.

"Faint?! Are you mad?! This is a perfect opportunity to finally do designs on a pegasis who isn't afraid of needles and/or doesn't like fashions! Surprise, Pinkie Pie, I have a idea!!!" said Rarity.

"We will be here for a looong time!" said Surprise as Pinkie nodded in agreement.

Chapter Six

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"Okay, ya ready?" said Rainbow.

"Born ready!" said Firefly.

"Wheelchair race in 3, 2, 1... go!" screamed RD as they rode their wheelchairs super fast.

"Oh yeah! I am so going to win this!" said Firefly.

"Not if I do first!"said Rainbow as she and Firefly made it out of the Hospital.

"Yes! I win! Told ya I am faster!" said Firefly as she stared at the Canterlot Hospital.

"Well, I have to say, you win this round but once our wings heal, I will challenge you to another race!" Said Rainbow Dash.

"Okay, but I have one question, this Canterlot looks just like the one I visited once, but there are so many differences in the ponies!" said Firefly.

"What do you mean by that?" said Rainbow.

"I mean, look... Prince Compass looks so different... Prince Compass was the guy whom Sparkler used to have a crush on, until the grand galoping gala." said Firefly.

"Actually, his name is Prince Blueblood. But he is a real spoiled brat. Wait, you went to the gala?" said Rainbow.

"Yeah, I was going because I wanted to chat with the Wonderbolts, in you know, my demension, but I turn out damaging a priceless statue!" said Firefly.

"Oh my gosh! I did the same thing too! And then I said..."

"I just don't know what went wrong!" Both of them said as they exploded with laughter.

"I swear! Dizty said that all the time back at flight camp! She was the camp couniciler in training!" said Rainbow.

"No way! She did that too!" said Firefly.

"Finally! Somepony who actually is super awesome and relates to me in everyway! Other than Fluttershy... hey, if Posey isn't a pegasis, then how did you meet her?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Well, it was a long time ago, about 7 years ago..." said Firefly as she had a flashback...

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Firefly was a young filly, she was soaring the sky near Fillydelfia, looking at the trees, especially the one where she likes to take naps at, a big old cherry blossom tree, which reminds her of the apple tree where she met her friend, Applejack, but that is a different story.

Anyway, she was just going to rest her eyes, when something kept poking her.

"Five more minutes!" Firefly grunted sleeply as the thing kept poking her arm, then she opened her eyes.

When she opened her eyes, she saw a filly, a little older than her, tapping her arm.

"Huh?" said Firefly as she eyed the filly.

"I am so sorry I woke you... I was just... nevermind." said the light orange pink maned filly.

"No, I'm sorry. This must be your tree." said Firefly as she landed on the ground, and saw that the filly was on a ladder, and was a earth pony.

"Thank you very much, now here you go Blossom! Nice juicy water." said they filly as she watered the cherry blossom, making it bloom so beautiful.

"Woah! That was truly awesome! My name's Firefly! What's yours?" said Firefly.

"I'm Posey..." said the filly very softly Firefly couldn't hear it.

"Sorry, can you say that again?" said Firefly.

"I'm Posey..." said the filly a little bit louder that Firefly heard it a little.

"Posey? Is that it?" said Firefly as Posey nodded.

"POSEY! Get here this minute!" yelled a voice.

"I have to go..." said Posey as she ran to the house on a few hills. Firefly didn't enjoy sneaking in anypony's bissiness, but something, she didn't know what, temped her.

"Posey! What are you doing at that hill?!" said a figure which looked like a stallion.

"I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! I will never do it again!" said Posey.

"Oh really! This is the fifth time this month you tried to go to that stupid hill and get out of work!" said the stallion.

"Please don't hurt me! I am just doing what I am good at!" said Posey.

"What you're good at is cleaning and cooking! Now turn around!" said the stallion.

"Please! No!" said Posey as Firefly saw that the stallion whipped her.

"I can't believe this! I need to help Posey!" said Firefly as she dashed away.

LATER:

Firefly came back to the cottage, tonight, she had a plan, to get Posey out of the house.

"Pist! Posey! Hey!" said Firefly as Posey opened the window.

"Firefly! What are you doing here?! Go away before he sees you!" said Posey.

"I am here to rescue you, I saw what he did to you, how many times have he done this to you?" said Firefly.

"Ever since I was three... listen! I can't escape! He killed my mom when she ran away from him, I don't want to die!" said Posey as she cried sliently.

"It's ok. I have a plan. Now hurry!" said Firefly, "Trust me, I won't let him kill you without killing me first."

"Wow. We just met and you would do that for me, Thank you, Firefly." said Posey as she got to the window ledge.

The two fillies then ran as fast as they could, and eventually they lost the stallion, who was chasing after them.

"Ok, this is the place." said Firefly as she opened the door of "Nurse Redheart's caring center".

When they came in, a mare with dark blue mane and a very light blue coat assit them.

"Hello, Firefly!" said the mare.

"Hi Nurse Seaside, Um, I have a filly who needs new parents, you see Posey's, the filly over there, dad killed her mom and forced Posey into colt-labor, she been almost a slave since she was three! And we escaped the dad but she needs to be with a different family, one who is loving and caring..." said Firefly.

"I know just the ponies!" said Nurse Seaside as she dialed the phone, "Hello, is this the Flower resitence?"

There was a mumur on the phone.

"Yes, um, Violet, I have a filly here who would be a perfect addition to your three foals, Rose, Daisy, and Lilly."

There was a another mumur on the phone.

"Ok, I will see you soon," said Nurse Seaside, "Posey, deary, you are adopted!"

"Oh my gosh! Thank you! I never been so happy in my life!" said Posey.

"This family comes from Ponyville, so then you and Firefly here can still be friends!" Said Seaside.

"Really?! Seaside, I can't thank you enough! First, you got me Surprise and now this! Thank you!"

"Oh, and I called your mom, she says she is very proud of you!" said Seaside.

Then there was a knock on the door. Seaside opened the door, revealing a mare with purple mane and a very very light pink coat it looked like white. Her cutie mark was two Violets. A stallion was behind her. The stallion is a light brown coat and a dark brown mane. His cutie mark is a tree with green leaves on it. Then three fillies came. The first one has a very light yellow coat and has a red and pink mane pulled into a ponytail. Her cutie mark is a rose. The second filly has a light pink coat and has a green mane. Her cutie mark is two Daisies. The last filly has also a pink coat, only that it was a little darker than the second filly, she has a blond mane, which was in a braid and it was covered in tiny lillies. Her cutie mark is three lillies.

"I got your call, now who is the filly we will adopt?" said the mare.

"Hi, I'm Posey... nice to meet you!" said Posey.

"She is a flower filly. Nice! I think I found my filly!" said the mare.

And Posey was adopted and everything was grand.

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"Wow, that was the most brave and amazing story I heard! I am crying right now!" said Rainbow as she got a tissue.

"Yeah, it was, wasn't it..." said Firefly.

"Yeah..." said Rainbow, "Yeah, it was."

Chapter One

It was a quiet peaceful afternoon, Firefly and Surprise were moving to their summer cloud home

"Firefly, why did we have to move again?" said Surprise

"Because your mega The-Wonderbolts-win-again-for-445-times-party destored nearly half of our house, and we have to wait a year until it is repaired again." reminded Firefly

"Oh yeah, Sorry?" said Suprise.

"No more parties. for a week. I would do a month but then you would turn into a pysco pony, like you did in your birthday." said Firefly.

"I would tell you 'will you ever let that go' but you're luckly that I am too happy to care." said Surprise.

"Wow, when you don't party, you actually make sence, that is creapy." said Firefly, "Yay, we are here!"

Firefly open the door to the vacation cloud home, the home was just like they left it, old Wonderbolt posters on the wall, party supplies on the floor, old mail letters on the table, and the sisters' bedroom was awesome on one side party-tastic in the other.

"You know what Suprise, throw a party, but only invite our friends!" said Firefly.

Surprise, then exploded like a firecracker, saying "Wohoo! This is just fantastic!"

"Here, you fill out the invites, I will call Dizty to pick them up, okay?" said Firefly. "Okay! Yippie, this party will be out of this world!" said Surprise.

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"So Pinkie, why did you call me again?" said Rainbow Dash. "Well, I was in the bakery, when then my ears flopped three times and my tail twiched, that meant somepony said Party and it was in the sky, so I run to Twilight to make me a pegasis, so here I am!" said Pinkie. "Ok, just don't eat any clouds..." said Rainbow Dash but it was too late and Pinkie was drinking a cumubus cloud. "Pinkie, you are so random!" said Rainbow Dash. "Yes I am, Dashie, Yes I am." said Pinkie.

"Hey, I think that the party is over there! Let's check it out!" said Pinkie as she pointed at a house.

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"Ok, here you go, Dizty! One for Twilight Velvet, Applejack, Posey, and Sparkler!" said Surprise.

"Ok! I am on my way!" said Dizty Do as she put the letters in her handbag.

"Thanks again!'' said Surprise as she closed the door.

"Hey, I needed to ask you..." said Surprise as the door rang again, "Nevermind, I will get it!"

Surprise opened the door to see a rainbow maned pony on the door that looks just like Firefly.

"PINKIE PIE?! What! When!" said the rainbow mane pony.

"Dashie! I am right here! What do you need?" said a pink mane pony that looked just like Suprise.

"Um, Firefly, can you come here for a sec?" said Surprise.

"Yeah, what is..." said Firefly as she said a clone of herself that had a blue coat and rainbow mane.

"Ok, who are you and what are you doing stealing my style!?" said The rainbow mane pony and Firefly.

"Ok this just too weird! Surprise, get me a frying pan." said Firefly.

"Wait? what are you doing?!" said the rainbow mare and the pink mare.

And everything faided to black

Meanwhile (Chapter 2 1/2)

"Oh my gosh! I never felt more happy in my life! What is this place called?" said Surprise.

"This is called, Sugarcube Corner! The sweetest place ever! Wait, I thought being a counterpart of me meant that you worked here..." said Pinkie Pie.

"Actually, I am a wonderbolt!" said Surprise.

"How are you a wonderbolt? Dashie wanted to be one since she was a little whittle thiny whiny Dashie!" asked Pinkie.

"Oh, it was by breaking the fourth wall! I am the fastest flier alive 'cause of my talent." said Surprise.

"That makes sence, I always break the fourth wall, I even do it more freaquently than any other cartoon charater, other than you of course." said Pinkie.

"Coolio! Hey, have you ever visited the Powerpuff Girls?" asked Surprise.

"Yeah! I swear they are too much like the Cutie Mark Crusaders... Even the bow on Blossom's hair is just like Applebloom's, or Appleseed in your case..." said Pinkie.

"I know! It's just so weird! Hey, wanna break the fourth wall now?" asked Surprise.

"I thought you never ask!" answered Pinkie as she and Surprise stared at the fourth wall until it broke, revealing Lauren Faust's office.

"GIRLS!" screamed Lauren Faust as she saw them.

"Let's go!" said both of them as they left.

"I swear, ever since I created Pinkie and Surprise, they been breaking the fourth wall like it is a pile of thin sticks! I am feeling like a maid, fixing the fourth wall before the next episode..." said Lauren as she tried to fix the fourth wall...again.

But somewhere, in the real Ponyville, the two mares, one pink, one white, were laughing as Applejack in a hat said "What in tarnation?!"

Chapter Four

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"Oh no, the big race! I hope Twilight Velvet, Sparkler, and Posey at least found Pinkie Pie, who ever she is..." said Applejack as she took one look at Rainbow Dash and Firefly.

"You are going down!" said Firecry.

"In history maybe!" said Rainbow Dash, "See you in the finish line!"

"Yeah, in a million years! I will show you how fast a wonderbolt is really like!" said Firecry.

"Firecry!"

"Rainbow Crash!"

"Firefail!"

"Rainslow Dash!"

"Girls! Can you shut up?!" screamed Applejack as she found Twilight Velvet, Sparkler, and Posey... without Pinkie.

"Oh yeah! Hey girls! Little Rainbow Crash here challenged me to a race! Here to Applejack's Farm!" said Firecry.

"I don't like the sound of this..." said Sparkler.

"None of us do, but we can't say no to Firefly..." whispered Posey.

"Okay! No more chit chat! Let's get this race started!" said Rainbow Dash.

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"Okay, at the sound of the bell, you will go." intructed Twilight Velvet as she ringed the bell, saying "GO!" And, they were off.

Rainbow Dash took the lead for a few seconds until Firecry left her in the dust, not knowing that Dash still had her secret move, The Sonic Rainboom!

Rainbow Speed up but when she was seeing the fast clouds, she saw that Firecry had them too! The next thing that happened was lengendary.

The sky was colored in a rainbow, and a wave was coloring the sky more and more until Equestia was covered in a rainbow sky. In the middle of the rainbow sky though, was a sun. No, it wasn't a sun. It was a fire in the sky. The fire then shaped into a big heart that shined brighter than the morning sun.

The two pegasi, however, were nowhere to be found

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"Okay, how do I look?" said Surprise.

"Wow, you look just like Dashie! Where did you get that wig?!" said Pinkie.

"I got it from a filly who was writing a scooter. She said something about a 'Rainbow Dash fan club' and that I can join, or something..." said Surprise.

"Okay then! Come on, let's go to Fluttershy's!" said Pinkie.
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Pinkie knocks on the door to Fluttershy's home.

"Oh, hi Pinkie, hi Rainbow, what can I help you with?" said Fluttershy as she let them in.

"Well, Pos- I mean, Fluttershy, Twilight kind of fainted..." said Surprise.

"Oh my! Wait, Rainbow are you okay? You sound different..." said Fluttershy.

"Oh, um, too much, flying." said Surprise.

"Okay... back to Twilight, what happened again?" said Fluttershy.

"She fainted, I don't know why!" said Pinkie.

"Okay, then. I guess that she can stay until she wakes up, have a bowl of hot soup, and she will be all better!" said Fluttershy.

"Okie, Dokie, Lokie! Bye, Fluttershy!" said Pinkie, as she and Surprise left.

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"Twilight, are you okay?" asked Fluttershy"

"Two Pinkies..." mumbled Twilight.

"Oh my, this must be very severe!" said Fluttershy as she got the pysco pills.