The rage of the goddessesby CrystalbreezeChaptersChapter 0: The PrequelChapter 1: The end of LAChapter 2: Strange mapChapter 3: Having funChapter 5: Chaos time!Chapter 4: Cadence joinsChapter 0: The PrequelIt the 22nd century. The humanity's life drasticaly changed. Their oil wells became empty. Their other mines were also growing thin resource-wise, so they had little to no iron, metal, coal, and other key compoments of modern human society. In the USA, scientists tried their best to make a last resort experiment, a spaceship, covered by the Explorer Project. The reason was the USA found a planet, which is suitable for the living in a solar system 12 light years away.. It wasn't an easy job, because the iron, metal or any similar materials were now very rare, so all of the USA budget went into it. Some years later, the Explorer project has finished its task of building a functioning, faster-than-light speed capable ship. The spaceship was 57 meters long and 13 meters high. They named it U.S.S. Aurora. Before the christmas, the spaceship has left the Earth's surface and started to sail towards the unknown, distant planet. It was far away from the Earth, so the crew decided to freeze themselves into cryogenic pods. Their sleep took years until they finally awoke. In 2024, the U.S.S. Aurora has finally landed on the strange, habitable planet. The gravity and the air were like on Earth, but the planet was more colorful that Earth. Bright and happy colors everywhere. It was beautiful. Almost cartoony. The ship landed on the largest of three contitents. It was mostly covered in forests and other naturals biomes. The explorers made a base around the spaceship under a few days and started to analyze the whole planet. They organised trips around the continent they were on in small pod-ship scout. The flora was green, thanks to the yellow sun. It was very similiar to flora back on Earth.As for the animals, they were strange. And why? Because the lions had bat wings and the rabbits were more intelligent than their relatives on Earth. Humans were confused by this, but quickly made friends with some of the smaller creatures, helping them with food and other resources they gave humans. On the 11th day, the ships workers found a dark-purple liquid some metres under the surface. The scientists analyzed the liquid and discovered something unbelievable. It was a kind of oil. The humans tested the new oil. They poured it into a portable power generator. It took 24 hours until the whole tank became empty, instead of 4 hours with the Earth oil. It was a huge success! And there was another incredible thing. The oil's temperature was hot, not too hot. It came from the planet's deepest point. Than meant the planet's center is the personal creator of the oil. After this, the explorers made a video and sent it to the Earth. The ship commander and leader of this expedition of the voyagers, called Axel Foley, had an idea. He thought this planet can be the treasure mine for the humans, because the oil won't become empty for another 500 years and it can be the humanity's next energy source. But there was one problem. The native people of the planet. A few days later the base became bigger and got some little factories working nonstop on mining the oil. Those poured big smoke clouds from their chimneys into the atmosphere. They made the sky look sick darker, but of course the selfish boss didn't care about that. In the afternoon of the 16th day, strange figures appeared from the dark toxic mist. Figures similiar to small horses, ponies. Magical, and colorful ponies. Some of the humans thought the planet was the home of the fairytales. But no. The creatures were as real as the humans. They had wings and horns. Their size was the size of an average of a pony on Earth, so around 3-4 feet. But there were bigger horses among them. Their leaders. A white and blue colored ponies, tall as an average person, 6 feet.. They had horns and wings together and there was a crown on the top of their head. They came in peace. Everyone was friendly and happy. They talked with Axel Foley and learned about the constructions the explorers were building. In the end of their visit, the so called Princesses wanted to get the health of the sky back, because they said the sky is a living thing. It must be clean! Of course the boss tried his best to negotiate a deal and hide his true intentions of stealing the oil.. He promised them he and his people will make the sky clean. He knew this lie wouldn’t last long. A week later, the humans had a trip around the north side of the planet they now knew was called Equestria. They tried to find even more oil, but instead of that, they found a frozen mountain filled with expensive crystals. The planet was really a treasure mine. They started mining it. But soon the ponies understood their real intention. Some of the royal guards around the city, which was called Crystal Empire saw the dark and slim creatures at the highest mountain of Equestria, the Mount Sombra. Firstly everypony trust the friendly voyagers, but after that incident they didn't trust them anymore. The princesses were puzzled. They didn't know what they could do, because they thought the humans were friendly. After a little council, they gave them a second and a last chance. If they will take their crystals away, then they will go to their base and seize everything the humans took from their planet. One day later some of the royal guards went to the mining place, hid and looked around. The slim creatures were in the mine and took the crystals to the surface. Also they mined their sweet oil too. As they said this to Princess Celestia, she and Luna became angry. They quickly travelled to the humans' base and looked looked around to find the stolen oil and crystals. The first thing they saw was those ‘friendly’ explorers didn't clean the sky. The second was the hidden mines around the whole base. They talked with the boss and wanted back their things, but he was pulled a gun on them, panicking and shooting Princess Luna in a leg, saying he needed the oil and crystals for survival of his planet. At that day the two pony princess declared a war between the two kinds. If they give their things back, the ponies won't attack the human base, but if they'll mine their sweet oil and sweet crystals, then they'll attack. The stupid idiot boss just laughed. At that moment Princess Celestia, the taller princess, entered the war and teleported the to her city, Canterlot to take her sister to the hospital. During the war, the ponies attacked the human base first. In the morning the first pony army arrived and started attacking. While they were trying, they could do little to humans and their firearms, the humans easily used their dozen soldiers to destroy and entire army of ponies. In the war, the humans used their guns and the ponies used their abilities. But the humans were the most barbarous. A big piece of the pony army and some of the human explorers died. The remaining ponies left to regroup quickly. They had around 1000 soldiers left from their original 5000 ponies. This was the brutality of war. Those pony soldiers will make the humans pay for the victims and this time decided to wait few days when humans will start thinking ponies gave up and ease of their guard during the night. This workout out well and few days later, during the darkest hours of the night, the pony army slowly rushed into the base, succesfully defeating the humans and capturing them. Inside the base the humans were captured, because the ponies weren't as barbarous as the humans. They were friendly and thanks to their friendliness they didn't kill any human. They captured them in the mines of the base and started taking their things. As they wanted to leave, the boss suddenly ran out of the base, where the ponies were and with a shotgun, he tried to shoot down Princess celestia. But one of her royal guards managed to react in time and jump before her, taking her shot. He died instantly. This madened Celestia. She grabbed the leader with her magic, and shot out first spell she could think of. “You reduced my guard to nothing. Now, I will repay you the favor!” She said in scary cold, calm voice. All of a sudden, the boss noticed everything started to grow. No, he was shrinking! Few moments later, he was size of an ant before the hooves of Princess Celestia, which now looked like a goddess for him. She was looking at him with such angryness. She simply raised her hoof clad in dirty golden shoe and dropped it on top of the insect human. She felt a pop as she put the hoof down without effort. She looked at her hoof, seeing a tiny, bloody stain on the underside of her hoofshoe. “Disgusting creature.” She said in half-voice, as she went to the nearest patch of grass to wipe that filth off her shoe. The ponies disposed of everything the humans have created and returned what they could. As for the human explorers, their fate was to mine inside the crystal mines as slaves until they died of old age. Some days later, Princess Celestia, after interogating captured humans learnt of their home planet and decide to pay them a visit, along with her sister, Princess Luna. She wanted to make sure such a vile and disgusting race of creatures most never hurt anybody again. As creatures of magic, the Princesses instantly teleported above the planet and together, they used a powerful spell that enveloped the entire Earth. With a flash, it was gone. Lost in time and space. The princesses had no idea whenever they destroyed the planet, or just simply transported in different dimension. They just shrugged it off and went back to their planet, ruling peacefully with some bumps for another 1000 years, until now. Chapter 1: The end of LAIt was just another usual day in Los Angeles. The weather was good and the timing was perfect, because it was Sunday. Everybody likes Sundays. Infinite laziness, unhealthy snack eating, TV watching. The humans were at home and nobody worked. A 10 years old boy, called Huba, woke up at 8:00 am. He was in his bed for hours until he got up and said hello to his parents, who were already awake. He had breakfast, played with his younger sister, put on his normal clothes and started to walk to the library to read an interesting book. He really liked reading. As he walked along the street, he could see so many popular buildings and places. The city was so wonderful. Just few citizen on the streets, cool cars and popular stars, who were hiding from the paparazzis. So awesome. Before the library, Huba heard a quiet sound while he was walking. It sounded like some kind of hoofstep. He didn't care about it, just someone on a horse.. He just walked and looked at the streets around him. However, he heard the sound again, but now it was louder. Louder than usual horse's hoof step. It was a little bit strange, he thought After he heard it three times, Huba began thinking what it could be, but he had no explanation for it. And the sound became louder and louder. And it wasn’t just Huba, who heard this. The other citizens, who were on that street heard it too. He didn't know why, but as sky started to go dark, he looked up to the sky. There was a giant shadow above Los Angeles. It was so huge. Nobody knew what was it. Another loud hoofstep and suddenly the picture of the giant figure appeared. It looked like a blue horse, but nobody could see its hooves. Its face looked like a female's face which was so lovely. She smiled and looked around, but she couldn't see Huba, or the city of Los Angeles, because it was so tiny. She also had a dark crown and a horn on her head. She was so beautiful. Her hair, or mane was so shiny. In her eyes, Huba lost himself, what a strange thing. He felt in love with her. As he was looking more and more into her eyes, he noticed a reflection in them, the continents of the Earth. Her eye was a mirror. In her eyes, the Earth looked like a it was on a table.. She slowly looked at the surface of the Earth closer, her head getting closer. Few moments later, her expression changed from happy to that of disgust. Her mouth slowly became opened. The citizens were scared and tried to run away from the pony goddess. Huba was the one, who tried to be brave. He didn't know how can a beautiful being be so scary, but he was curious. Five seconds later the giant scary pony opened her huge mouth more, and dropped a little strand saliva above the city of Los Angeles. From the sky, it looked like tiny, but as it came closer and closer it became bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and......and oh no! Finally it was the size of a meteor. Huba changed his mind, turned around and started running away from the tsunami as fast as he could. He cried. In his mind he prayed for mercy, but he got nothing. While he was running, he looked back and saw the ugly waves of the slimy, boiling hot saliva, thanks to the difference between the giant pony's body temperature and the Earth's temperature. In the gooey liquid, Huba could see humans, who were slowly drowning and burning alive, until they were dead. A few moments later, he heard the sound of the waves behind him. They were very close to Huba, who was tired. Finally he gave up the running. He felt the burning waves of thick pony saliva on his back. He liked the warm feeling at first, but then the excruciating pain has started to envelop all of Huba’s mind. Huba still had enough time to look up. Above the surface, far above the city, Huba could see the creature who caused all this death with a single glob of saliva. She was looking very pleased with the destruction she created. After smirking at the city below her gaze, Huba could see her leave, the sky becoming once more clear, but then seeing something weird, walls even more away than the goddess was, like the Earth was in some sort of a room. Then, the burning sensation was unbearable. His skin peeled off him, the boiling hot goo poured into his mouth, burning him from the inside. He died with a slow, painful death. Chapter 2: Strange mapIt was a usual day in the Canterlot Castle. The rich and royal ponies did their own things and the staff cleaned the windows, cleaned the whole castle, and made the life confy. The two sisters sat on their thrones and worked hard. They wrote and read letters from their students and enjoyed being a princess. So yeah, it was a usual day for everypony, when that happened. Some hours after lunch the two princesses had a little break to relax. They had some hours until the visit of Princess Cadence. Under that time Princess Celestia visited the steamroom and her royal belly scratcher. Princess Luna was a little bit different, because in her free time she loved being in the royal library and the maproom. She liked the reading and for her it was the thing, what could make her calm. And while her sister enjoyed the royal wellness, she was sitting on a chair, while she was reading a book of Equestria's history. She wanted to know what happened while she was banished on the Moon. She really liked the history and the spell books. After a while she got bored of the books and wanted to go back to the throne room. But as she stood up from her chair, she saw very bright light what came from the maproom. The maproom was a room filled with different..... Different what? Guess it! Aha! Maps! So she saw the light and wanted to see its source. She slowly walked to the maproom and saw those usual maps on the walls. The map of Equestria, some cities and towns, cannals and mines. It wasn't strange, but in the middle of the room there was a table and there was a map on it. Luna didn't see that kind of map, because it was green and blue. And she knew the anchient ponies didn't colored their maps. The princess of the night walked closer to it curiously. There was two big continents on the map and around them was the ocean. Sometimes Luna could see rivers, lakes and mountains. The environment was very familiar for her. She was sure about she already saw it somewhere. Deserts, mountains, forests, frozen islands on the north and the south and... Miniature cities. Once Princess Luna saw a big spot on the left side of the continent, which was on the left side. She could see some kind of grid in that spot and on the grid there were so many moving microscopic things. Luna had very good eyes, so she could see the tiniest things on that map too. That spot was a city. She didn't know but its name was LA, or Los Angeles. And the grid was so many streets and roads, and those moving things were the means of transport. Luna was very interested in the map. She thought it was a miniature world. Of course it was. Just for the laugh she took her head a bit closer to the map to see the microscopic beings. As she could see, those beings walked on two hooves always and their skin was always the same colored. As she could hear, the had very quiet and squeaking voice and they had so many different languages. It was amazing. Unfortunately her amazement quickly ran away, when she could see them from closer. Humans. This was the reason why were their word so familiar for Luna. So many years ago some strange human voyagers landed on the surface of Equestria. At that time they were much bigger, than now. They looked like friendly, but soon the ponies could see their true face. They started mining the oil from under the surface and the crystals from the Frozen North. After that the ponies and the humans had a war. Of course the ponies won. After the war the humans became slaves and just in case the two sisters made the whole Earth disappear. They eanted to took away the ponies things, their ruler shoot Princess Luna herself on leg and now they dare to appear in the capital city of Equestria? Nope! What will happen if any human will find out the place, where they are? What will happen if they'll enter another war? No matter how small they are, they can be barbarous again. They.....will.....play! Ahm play? I mean, PAY! Luna's expression suddenly changed. Now her face was filled with disgust. She saw the miniature citizens, who were scared. Some of them ran away, but some of them were brave. The good example for the brave humans was a tiny child. When the blue pony goddess looked at the map with amazement, the child looked at her as a peaceful and good creature, but now his face was filled with disappointment. Now Luna wanted to do something with the map. She wanted to make them pay. Her plan was the slow and painful death. Once she had an idea. She collected her saliva in her mouth and as she was ready, she opened it and dropped the saliva. To her it was tiny, but to them it was gigantic. She could see how the saliva crashed into the miniature city. The citizens ran away and some buildings slowly collapsed. Some citizens swam in the ugly saliva and had slow and painful death as they burned alive. In the end she could see that tiny human child, who ran away from the waves of Luna's saliva. Once he suddenly stopped. Luna couldn't see why, but moments later he was already swimming in the deadly liquid. He turned back and looked at the gigantic pony creature, who was smiling to him. She was very scary. In his mind the microscopic human begged for mercy. But no answer. Now it was too late for the mercy. After that Princess Luna left the maproom and let the citizens of Los Angeles suffer. She walked out of the library and went back to the throne room to tell her sister what did she find. Maybe in the future they'll have some fun with the map. Chapter 3: Having funAfter the miniature destruction what she made on the Earth's map, Luna made her way to the throne room to tell Celestia what she found. She opened the throne room's door and walked in front of Princess Celestia's throne. There was a bad smile on her face. As she got in front of her, she said: "Tia, one question. Do you remember the strange voyagers from the Earth?" Celestia's expression changed into disgust as Luna's face changed into it some minutes ago. "Don't mention them Luna, because they make me sick! Those barbarous humans killed so many pony soldiers and tried to took away our own things." "I know that sister. They make me sick too." "Then what did you find?" "Them." Now Celestia surprised. Her expression was the mix of anger, fear and worry. "Where?" "In the maproom. But don't worry about them. We'll have some fun with them." Said Luna with a bad smile. "What do you mean?" "Their whole planet appeared in the maproom as a simple map after 1000 years. Those creatures are smaller than a baby flea." "Will they enter a war again?" "I don't think. It takes a week until a simple plane flies through the whole map. And I already made a miniature destruction with one of their cities." Now the bad smile came to the face of the princess of the sun two. She stood up from her throne and said: "But you didn't destroyed the whole map, right?" Luna shook her head. "Okay. Because I think I play with you too." "Come with me!" Said Princess Luna and walked to the throne room's door. Celestia followed him curiously. Five minutes later they were already in front of the maproom. Luna opened the door and they walked inside. Luna showed Celestia the colorful map on the table. The princess of the sun had good eyes too, so she could see the humans too. She looked around the map and saw some tiny mountains and some cities, like Budapest and Prague. In the beginning the microscopic beings didn't looked at the sky, but soon some citizens suddenly looked at the sky and saw a white and a blue creature's gigantic head. "Do you have a plan now sis? Because it's time for a little revenge." Asked Celestia. "Of course I have. Fistly let's make a little earthquake! Take one of your hooves under the table and move it up and down!" "This'll be funny!" Princess Celestia took her right hoof under the table and did what her sister said. The result was the table was moving up and down. Meanwhile both of the giant goddesses looked at the map. As Celestia moved the table, the miniature cities started shaking. Some buildings colleapsed and killed the miniature humans. It was good to see them, when they were suffered. But this wasn't enough. Luna and Celestia wanted more. The princess of the sun suddenly had a great idea. She looked at New York city and asked with a bad smile: "Hey humans! Here is a question: Why was the tiny human afraid of the gigantic pony?" The citizens of the Big Apple looked at the godly pony and shook their head. Celestia used her magic to teleport a scissors in the maproom. "Because he didn't wanted to die under a hair!" Said Celestia and with the scissors she cut one simple hair from her mane and dropped in onto the Big Apple. Moments later the giant pink hair landed on New York. The two sisters could see that the citizens ran away from it, but they couldn't run far away. The deadly hair crashed into the Empire State Building and into some smaller buildings. There was so many police and firefighter cars around the ruins. They tried to save so many lives, but it didn't work, because there was so many ruins and fire. And some citizens looked up to the two giants with disgust. Nobody why could two beautiful creaures be so evil. However Princess Celestia nad Luna wasn't sorry about anything. They were satisfied and they didn't care about any human. If the humans wouldn't took the ponies' own things with them, or kill any pony soldiers, then they could leave them alone, but no. Nopomy could change the past. "What now Tia?" Asked Luna. "What about a windstorm?" "Nice!" Said Luna and inhaled so much air for the blowing. Seconds later she blowed out her breath. The aim was Brooklyn. As the terrible windstorm suddenly came to Brooklyn, the tiny humans quickly flew away with it. The fast and strong wind took the cars, buses, trains and buildings with itself. Some of them landed in the ocean, some of them crushed into other buildings and made them disappear from the map. Now some parts of New York were in big trouble. It was a total chaos made by Princess Celestia and Luna, who could play with the map for hours, but it was time to leave the maproom again, because Princess Cadence already came to Canterlot. So both of the giant destructors made their way out of the maproom and went out of the Canterlot Castle to greet Princess Cadence at the Union Canterlot Train Station. But the fun wasn't over yet. They'll find the way to make the Earth's life more chaotic. News of the Big Apple The life in New York suddenly ended under some minutes. Now the most of the people are already died and most of the buildings are ruins in the Big Apple. After a giant windtorm Brooklyn and Manhattan became a big mess. On the eastern side of New York some places and some citizens survived the catastrophe, but still so many people needs medical treatment. "What caused this terrible apocalypse?" You ask. The survivors said they saw two giant creaures in the sky. A ble and a white. They looked like horses and they were colorful and cartoony. There was a horn and a crown on the top of their head and they could talk. Nobody knows what kind of creatures are they except some people, who came home from the long space travel. If you wanna live, then prepare for the terrible and painful disaster. Collect enough food and water for the surviving and hide in your cellars! Author's Note Two, or three chapters left Chapter 5: Chaos time!Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter 4: Cadence joinsTen minutes after they left the maproom, they were already at the train station to greet Princess Cadence. Soon the train came. The crystal princess came with her own royal train, the Crystal Express. As it stopped, the doors of the last wagon opened and royal guards went to the first wagon and took a long red carpet in front of the door. After that, they moved to the two side of the carpet and waited for the door's open. As it opened, all of the royal guards started playing on their flugelhorns. Princess Cadence stepped out of the wagon and went through the carpet. She stopped in front of Celestia and Luna. "Good afternoon princesses. I'm happy to seeing both of you." "And we're happy to seeing you too, Cadence. We hope you'll have a great time here in Canterlot." Said Princess Celestia. "We already made some interesting programmes for you and your ponies at the Castle." "Like dancing, listening to musics, tasting delicious foods and some games." Said Luna. Cadence nodded and said. "Sounds great! Did you hear it guards? We'll have some fun here." As the two sisters heard the "fun" word, both of them had an idea. Inviting Cadence. She is also the hater of the humans and she would be very happy to make the microscopic humans' life a living nightmare. While they and the crystal ponies were walking, they whispered to each other and made a plan. They let Princess Cadence and her guards enjoy the visit and hours later they walked to the crystal princess' room and knocked on the door. "Ahm....Cadence?" Asked Celestia. "Yes?" "W-We need some help." She opened the door and asked helpfully: "For what?" "For...the army." Said Princes Luna and the two sisters started lying. "For the army?" "Yes...You see, the home of the humans returned and they'll enter a war again." Cadence's face suddenly filled with disgust. "Oh, those disgusting barbarous creatures. What can I do?" "Well, our scientists found out where the Earth is. They discovered all of its geographical places and made a map about it. Some days ago they went closer to the planet and listened to their news. They wanted to enter a war to destroy Equestria. Now Luna and I made some plans for defeat the human kind....forever. But we need your opinion and ideas too." Said Princess Celestia. "I help you gladly." "Good to know. Now, follow us to the maproom." Said Luna and the three princesses started walking to the maproom. In the maproom Celestia and Luna showed Cadence the map, which was of course the map, what they found and had some fun with it. Cadence looked at the map and said: "Wow. Those scientists made this map so detailed and colorful." "Yes. And in this map we can see all the cities and towns." Said Princess Celestia. "Now, what is your plan?" "First we need to shatter their main rulers." The sun princess said and crushed her left hoof onto the microscopic White House. She and Luna heard the tiny explosions on the surface of the map, except Cadence. Meanwhile Luna crushed her right hoof onto the whole city of London. Under some seconds it became nothing. Luna said, when she pointed at the country of Hungary. "Maybe in the future, if they won't attack first, we'll destroy some countries." Once she tried to destroy the beautiful country of Hungary, but some centimeters above the map's surface, Cadence said: "Wait, Luna. Can I do it? Because those crystals, what the mortal humans tried to get away were the Crystal Empire's crystals. And I feel anger, if I think about the humans." Luna surprised. The lying worked. "Well, of course." She said and let Princess Cadence destroy Hungary. Cadence looked at the map and suddenly she crushed her right hoof onto Hungary. It would really hurt, because she wore her royal golden shoes. Once she felt something under her hoof. It felt like some......buildings. "I feel something under my hoof. Do you know what is that?" She asked. "Oh yes." Said Celestia. "This map is also a miniature plotting board to make every miniature city real." "Well, this is so realistic. I can feel every little building," Said Cadence. The two princesses nodded. The sun princess asked: "Maybe too realistic? What do you feel, when you crush your hoof onto the ground? Can you calm yourself down with this?" Cadence started thinking and said: "It's so realistic indeed and...I feel that I can defeat those idiot humans. This is like the rage of a god. This is so relaxing." "The rage of a goddess." Said Luna. "Or....the goddesses-" Her sister and Cadence nodded. "And now what can I do?" Asked the crystal princess. "Do you wanna crush your hooves onto their realistic miniature cities?" Asked Princess Celestia. "Can I?" Luna answered. "Of course." "Okay." Said Cadence and looked at the map. Now she wanted to try something easy thing. First she made a little tsunnami, as she crushed her right hoof fast onto the Atlantic Ocean. Minutes later the giant tsunnami got to the costs of Brazilia and Africa and made a miniature catastrophe. After that, with her warm breath Cadence looked at the South Pole and breathed. All of its ice became water and about two minutes later the coast of South America and South Africa. Those tiny humans, who lived there became sucked. Under her tour Cadence had a little fun with Celestia and Luna. After the miniature tsunnami, Cadence started scaring the brazilian cities and slowly destroyed them all. She had a great time with the two sisters, but it was time to go back to the Crystal Express. However before they could go, another familiar creature joined them for a little fun. Author's Note Of course the two sisters lied to Cadence. The Earth returned indeed, but it was a map and not a planet. Hungary is the country, where I live. Oh-oh! I'm in very big danger! One chapter left.
Chapter 0: The PrequelIt the 22nd century. The humanity's life drasticaly changed. Their oil wells became empty. Their other mines were also growing thin resource-wise, so they had little to no iron, metal, coal, and other key compoments of modern human society. In the USA, scientists tried their best to make a last resort experiment, a spaceship, covered by the Explorer Project. The reason was the USA found a planet, which is suitable for the living in a solar system 12 light years away.. It wasn't an easy job, because the iron, metal or any similar materials were now very rare, so all of the USA budget went into it. Some years later, the Explorer project has finished its task of building a functioning, faster-than-light speed capable ship. The spaceship was 57 meters long and 13 meters high. They named it U.S.S. Aurora. Before the christmas, the spaceship has left the Earth's surface and started to sail towards the unknown, distant planet. It was far away from the Earth, so the crew decided to freeze themselves into cryogenic pods. Their sleep took years until they finally awoke. In 2024, the U.S.S. Aurora has finally landed on the strange, habitable planet. The gravity and the air were like on Earth, but the planet was more colorful that Earth. Bright and happy colors everywhere. It was beautiful. Almost cartoony. The ship landed on the largest of three contitents. It was mostly covered in forests and other naturals biomes. The explorers made a base around the spaceship under a few days and started to analyze the whole planet. They organised trips around the continent they were on in small pod-ship scout. The flora was green, thanks to the yellow sun. It was very similiar to flora back on Earth.As for the animals, they were strange. And why? Because the lions had bat wings and the rabbits were more intelligent than their relatives on Earth. Humans were confused by this, but quickly made friends with some of the smaller creatures, helping them with food and other resources they gave humans. On the 11th day, the ships workers found a dark-purple liquid some metres under the surface. The scientists analyzed the liquid and discovered something unbelievable. It was a kind of oil. The humans tested the new oil. They poured it into a portable power generator. It took 24 hours until the whole tank became empty, instead of 4 hours with the Earth oil. It was a huge success! And there was another incredible thing. The oil's temperature was hot, not too hot. It came from the planet's deepest point. Than meant the planet's center is the personal creator of the oil. After this, the explorers made a video and sent it to the Earth. The ship commander and leader of this expedition of the voyagers, called Axel Foley, had an idea. He thought this planet can be the treasure mine for the humans, because the oil won't become empty for another 500 years and it can be the humanity's next energy source. But there was one problem. The native people of the planet. A few days later the base became bigger and got some little factories working nonstop on mining the oil. Those poured big smoke clouds from their chimneys into the atmosphere. They made the sky look sick darker, but of course the selfish boss didn't care about that. In the afternoon of the 16th day, strange figures appeared from the dark toxic mist. Figures similiar to small horses, ponies. Magical, and colorful ponies. Some of the humans thought the planet was the home of the fairytales. But no. The creatures were as real as the humans. They had wings and horns. Their size was the size of an average of a pony on Earth, so around 3-4 feet. But there were bigger horses among them. Their leaders. A white and blue colored ponies, tall as an average person, 6 feet.. They had horns and wings together and there was a crown on the top of their head. They came in peace. Everyone was friendly and happy. They talked with Axel Foley and learned about the constructions the explorers were building. In the end of their visit, the so called Princesses wanted to get the health of the sky back, because they said the sky is a living thing. It must be clean! Of course the boss tried his best to negotiate a deal and hide his true intentions of stealing the oil.. He promised them he and his people will make the sky clean. He knew this lie wouldn’t last long. A week later, the humans had a trip around the north side of the planet they now knew was called Equestria. They tried to find even more oil, but instead of that, they found a frozen mountain filled with expensive crystals. The planet was really a treasure mine. They started mining it. But soon the ponies understood their real intention. Some of the royal guards around the city, which was called Crystal Empire saw the dark and slim creatures at the highest mountain of Equestria, the Mount Sombra. Firstly everypony trust the friendly voyagers, but after that incident they didn't trust them anymore. The princesses were puzzled. They didn't know what they could do, because they thought the humans were friendly. After a little council, they gave them a second and a last chance. If they will take their crystals away, then they will go to their base and seize everything the humans took from their planet. One day later some of the royal guards went to the mining place, hid and looked around. The slim creatures were in the mine and took the crystals to the surface. Also they mined their sweet oil too. As they said this to Princess Celestia, she and Luna became angry. They quickly travelled to the humans' base and looked looked around to find the stolen oil and crystals. The first thing they saw was those ‘friendly’ explorers didn't clean the sky. The second was the hidden mines around the whole base. They talked with the boss and wanted back their things, but he was pulled a gun on them, panicking and shooting Princess Luna in a leg, saying he needed the oil and crystals for survival of his planet. At that day the two pony princess declared a war between the two kinds. If they give their things back, the ponies won't attack the human base, but if they'll mine their sweet oil and sweet crystals, then they'll attack. The stupid idiot boss just laughed. At that moment Princess Celestia, the taller princess, entered the war and teleported the to her city, Canterlot to take her sister to the hospital. During the war, the ponies attacked the human base first. In the morning the first pony army arrived and started attacking. While they were trying, they could do little to humans and their firearms, the humans easily used their dozen soldiers to destroy and entire army of ponies. In the war, the humans used their guns and the ponies used their abilities. But the humans were the most barbarous. A big piece of the pony army and some of the human explorers died. The remaining ponies left to regroup quickly. They had around 1000 soldiers left from their original 5000 ponies. This was the brutality of war. Those pony soldiers will make the humans pay for the victims and this time decided to wait few days when humans will start thinking ponies gave up and ease of their guard during the night. This workout out well and few days later, during the darkest hours of the night, the pony army slowly rushed into the base, succesfully defeating the humans and capturing them. Inside the base the humans were captured, because the ponies weren't as barbarous as the humans. They were friendly and thanks to their friendliness they didn't kill any human. They captured them in the mines of the base and started taking their things. As they wanted to leave, the boss suddenly ran out of the base, where the ponies were and with a shotgun, he tried to shoot down Princess celestia. But one of her royal guards managed to react in time and jump before her, taking her shot. He died instantly. This madened Celestia. She grabbed the leader with her magic, and shot out first spell she could think of. “You reduced my guard to nothing. Now, I will repay you the favor!” She said in scary cold, calm voice. All of a sudden, the boss noticed everything started to grow. No, he was shrinking! Few moments later, he was size of an ant before the hooves of Princess Celestia, which now looked like a goddess for him. She was looking at him with such angryness. She simply raised her hoof clad in dirty golden shoe and dropped it on top of the insect human. She felt a pop as she put the hoof down without effort. She looked at her hoof, seeing a tiny, bloody stain on the underside of her hoofshoe. “Disgusting creature.” She said in half-voice, as she went to the nearest patch of grass to wipe that filth off her shoe. The ponies disposed of everything the humans have created and returned what they could. As for the human explorers, their fate was to mine inside the crystal mines as slaves until they died of old age. Some days later, Princess Celestia, after interogating captured humans learnt of their home planet and decide to pay them a visit, along with her sister, Princess Luna. She wanted to make sure such a vile and disgusting race of creatures most never hurt anybody again. As creatures of magic, the Princesses instantly teleported above the planet and together, they used a powerful spell that enveloped the entire Earth. With a flash, it was gone. Lost in time and space. The princesses had no idea whenever they destroyed the planet, or just simply transported in different dimension. They just shrugged it off and went back to their planet, ruling peacefully with some bumps for another 1000 years, until now.
Chapter 1: The end of LAIt was just another usual day in Los Angeles. The weather was good and the timing was perfect, because it was Sunday. Everybody likes Sundays. Infinite laziness, unhealthy snack eating, TV watching. The humans were at home and nobody worked. A 10 years old boy, called Huba, woke up at 8:00 am. He was in his bed for hours until he got up and said hello to his parents, who were already awake. He had breakfast, played with his younger sister, put on his normal clothes and started to walk to the library to read an interesting book. He really liked reading. As he walked along the street, he could see so many popular buildings and places. The city was so wonderful. Just few citizen on the streets, cool cars and popular stars, who were hiding from the paparazzis. So awesome. Before the library, Huba heard a quiet sound while he was walking. It sounded like some kind of hoofstep. He didn't care about it, just someone on a horse.. He just walked and looked at the streets around him. However, he heard the sound again, but now it was louder. Louder than usual horse's hoof step. It was a little bit strange, he thought After he heard it three times, Huba began thinking what it could be, but he had no explanation for it. And the sound became louder and louder. And it wasn’t just Huba, who heard this. The other citizens, who were on that street heard it too. He didn't know why, but as sky started to go dark, he looked up to the sky. There was a giant shadow above Los Angeles. It was so huge. Nobody knew what was it. Another loud hoofstep and suddenly the picture of the giant figure appeared. It looked like a blue horse, but nobody could see its hooves. Its face looked like a female's face which was so lovely. She smiled and looked around, but she couldn't see Huba, or the city of Los Angeles, because it was so tiny. She also had a dark crown and a horn on her head. She was so beautiful. Her hair, or mane was so shiny. In her eyes, Huba lost himself, what a strange thing. He felt in love with her. As he was looking more and more into her eyes, he noticed a reflection in them, the continents of the Earth. Her eye was a mirror. In her eyes, the Earth looked like a it was on a table.. She slowly looked at the surface of the Earth closer, her head getting closer. Few moments later, her expression changed from happy to that of disgust. Her mouth slowly became opened. The citizens were scared and tried to run away from the pony goddess. Huba was the one, who tried to be brave. He didn't know how can a beautiful being be so scary, but he was curious. Five seconds later the giant scary pony opened her huge mouth more, and dropped a little strand saliva above the city of Los Angeles. From the sky, it looked like tiny, but as it came closer and closer it became bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and......and oh no! Finally it was the size of a meteor. Huba changed his mind, turned around and started running away from the tsunami as fast as he could. He cried. In his mind he prayed for mercy, but he got nothing. While he was running, he looked back and saw the ugly waves of the slimy, boiling hot saliva, thanks to the difference between the giant pony's body temperature and the Earth's temperature. In the gooey liquid, Huba could see humans, who were slowly drowning and burning alive, until they were dead. A few moments later, he heard the sound of the waves behind him. They were very close to Huba, who was tired. Finally he gave up the running. He felt the burning waves of thick pony saliva on his back. He liked the warm feeling at first, but then the excruciating pain has started to envelop all of Huba’s mind. Huba still had enough time to look up. Above the surface, far above the city, Huba could see the creature who caused all this death with a single glob of saliva. She was looking very pleased with the destruction she created. After smirking at the city below her gaze, Huba could see her leave, the sky becoming once more clear, but then seeing something weird, walls even more away than the goddess was, like the Earth was in some sort of a room. Then, the burning sensation was unbearable. His skin peeled off him, the boiling hot goo poured into his mouth, burning him from the inside. He died with a slow, painful death.
Chapter 2: Strange mapIt was a usual day in the Canterlot Castle. The rich and royal ponies did their own things and the staff cleaned the windows, cleaned the whole castle, and made the life confy. The two sisters sat on their thrones and worked hard. They wrote and read letters from their students and enjoyed being a princess. So yeah, it was a usual day for everypony, when that happened. Some hours after lunch the two princesses had a little break to relax. They had some hours until the visit of Princess Cadence. Under that time Princess Celestia visited the steamroom and her royal belly scratcher. Princess Luna was a little bit different, because in her free time she loved being in the royal library and the maproom. She liked the reading and for her it was the thing, what could make her calm. And while her sister enjoyed the royal wellness, she was sitting on a chair, while she was reading a book of Equestria's history. She wanted to know what happened while she was banished on the Moon. She really liked the history and the spell books. After a while she got bored of the books and wanted to go back to the throne room. But as she stood up from her chair, she saw very bright light what came from the maproom. The maproom was a room filled with different..... Different what? Guess it! Aha! Maps! So she saw the light and wanted to see its source. She slowly walked to the maproom and saw those usual maps on the walls. The map of Equestria, some cities and towns, cannals and mines. It wasn't strange, but in the middle of the room there was a table and there was a map on it. Luna didn't see that kind of map, because it was green and blue. And she knew the anchient ponies didn't colored their maps. The princess of the night walked closer to it curiously. There was two big continents on the map and around them was the ocean. Sometimes Luna could see rivers, lakes and mountains. The environment was very familiar for her. She was sure about she already saw it somewhere. Deserts, mountains, forests, frozen islands on the north and the south and... Miniature cities. Once Princess Luna saw a big spot on the left side of the continent, which was on the left side. She could see some kind of grid in that spot and on the grid there were so many moving microscopic things. Luna had very good eyes, so she could see the tiniest things on that map too. That spot was a city. She didn't know but its name was LA, or Los Angeles. And the grid was so many streets and roads, and those moving things were the means of transport. Luna was very interested in the map. She thought it was a miniature world. Of course it was. Just for the laugh she took her head a bit closer to the map to see the microscopic beings. As she could see, those beings walked on two hooves always and their skin was always the same colored. As she could hear, the had very quiet and squeaking voice and they had so many different languages. It was amazing. Unfortunately her amazement quickly ran away, when she could see them from closer. Humans. This was the reason why were their word so familiar for Luna. So many years ago some strange human voyagers landed on the surface of Equestria. At that time they were much bigger, than now. They looked like friendly, but soon the ponies could see their true face. They started mining the oil from under the surface and the crystals from the Frozen North. After that the ponies and the humans had a war. Of course the ponies won. After the war the humans became slaves and just in case the two sisters made the whole Earth disappear. They eanted to took away the ponies things, their ruler shoot Princess Luna herself on leg and now they dare to appear in the capital city of Equestria? Nope! What will happen if any human will find out the place, where they are? What will happen if they'll enter another war? No matter how small they are, they can be barbarous again. They.....will.....play! Ahm play? I mean, PAY! Luna's expression suddenly changed. Now her face was filled with disgust. She saw the miniature citizens, who were scared. Some of them ran away, but some of them were brave. The good example for the brave humans was a tiny child. When the blue pony goddess looked at the map with amazement, the child looked at her as a peaceful and good creature, but now his face was filled with disappointment. Now Luna wanted to do something with the map. She wanted to make them pay. Her plan was the slow and painful death. Once she had an idea. She collected her saliva in her mouth and as she was ready, she opened it and dropped the saliva. To her it was tiny, but to them it was gigantic. She could see how the saliva crashed into the miniature city. The citizens ran away and some buildings slowly collapsed. Some citizens swam in the ugly saliva and had slow and painful death as they burned alive. In the end she could see that tiny human child, who ran away from the waves of Luna's saliva. Once he suddenly stopped. Luna couldn't see why, but moments later he was already swimming in the deadly liquid. He turned back and looked at the gigantic pony creature, who was smiling to him. She was very scary. In his mind the microscopic human begged for mercy. But no answer. Now it was too late for the mercy. After that Princess Luna left the maproom and let the citizens of Los Angeles suffer. She walked out of the library and went back to the throne room to tell her sister what did she find. Maybe in the future they'll have some fun with the map.
Chapter 3: Having funAfter the miniature destruction what she made on the Earth's map, Luna made her way to the throne room to tell Celestia what she found. She opened the throne room's door and walked in front of Princess Celestia's throne. There was a bad smile on her face. As she got in front of her, she said: "Tia, one question. Do you remember the strange voyagers from the Earth?" Celestia's expression changed into disgust as Luna's face changed into it some minutes ago. "Don't mention them Luna, because they make me sick! Those barbarous humans killed so many pony soldiers and tried to took away our own things." "I know that sister. They make me sick too." "Then what did you find?" "Them." Now Celestia surprised. Her expression was the mix of anger, fear and worry. "Where?" "In the maproom. But don't worry about them. We'll have some fun with them." Said Luna with a bad smile. "What do you mean?" "Their whole planet appeared in the maproom as a simple map after 1000 years. Those creatures are smaller than a baby flea." "Will they enter a war again?" "I don't think. It takes a week until a simple plane flies through the whole map. And I already made a miniature destruction with one of their cities." Now the bad smile came to the face of the princess of the sun two. She stood up from her throne and said: "But you didn't destroyed the whole map, right?" Luna shook her head. "Okay. Because I think I play with you too." "Come with me!" Said Princess Luna and walked to the throne room's door. Celestia followed him curiously. Five minutes later they were already in front of the maproom. Luna opened the door and they walked inside. Luna showed Celestia the colorful map on the table. The princess of the sun had good eyes too, so she could see the humans too. She looked around the map and saw some tiny mountains and some cities, like Budapest and Prague. In the beginning the microscopic beings didn't looked at the sky, but soon some citizens suddenly looked at the sky and saw a white and a blue creature's gigantic head. "Do you have a plan now sis? Because it's time for a little revenge." Asked Celestia. "Of course I have. Fistly let's make a little earthquake! Take one of your hooves under the table and move it up and down!" "This'll be funny!" Princess Celestia took her right hoof under the table and did what her sister said. The result was the table was moving up and down. Meanwhile both of the giant goddesses looked at the map. As Celestia moved the table, the miniature cities started shaking. Some buildings colleapsed and killed the miniature humans. It was good to see them, when they were suffered. But this wasn't enough. Luna and Celestia wanted more. The princess of the sun suddenly had a great idea. She looked at New York city and asked with a bad smile: "Hey humans! Here is a question: Why was the tiny human afraid of the gigantic pony?" The citizens of the Big Apple looked at the godly pony and shook their head. Celestia used her magic to teleport a scissors in the maproom. "Because he didn't wanted to die under a hair!" Said Celestia and with the scissors she cut one simple hair from her mane and dropped in onto the Big Apple. Moments later the giant pink hair landed on New York. The two sisters could see that the citizens ran away from it, but they couldn't run far away. The deadly hair crashed into the Empire State Building and into some smaller buildings. There was so many police and firefighter cars around the ruins. They tried to save so many lives, but it didn't work, because there was so many ruins and fire. And some citizens looked up to the two giants with disgust. Nobody why could two beautiful creaures be so evil. However Princess Celestia nad Luna wasn't sorry about anything. They were satisfied and they didn't care about any human. If the humans wouldn't took the ponies' own things with them, or kill any pony soldiers, then they could leave them alone, but no. Nopomy could change the past. "What now Tia?" Asked Luna. "What about a windstorm?" "Nice!" Said Luna and inhaled so much air for the blowing. Seconds later she blowed out her breath. The aim was Brooklyn. As the terrible windstorm suddenly came to Brooklyn, the tiny humans quickly flew away with it. The fast and strong wind took the cars, buses, trains and buildings with itself. Some of them landed in the ocean, some of them crushed into other buildings and made them disappear from the map. Now some parts of New York were in big trouble. It was a total chaos made by Princess Celestia and Luna, who could play with the map for hours, but it was time to leave the maproom again, because Princess Cadence already came to Canterlot. So both of the giant destructors made their way out of the maproom and went out of the Canterlot Castle to greet Princess Cadence at the Union Canterlot Train Station. But the fun wasn't over yet. They'll find the way to make the Earth's life more chaotic. News of the Big Apple The life in New York suddenly ended under some minutes. Now the most of the people are already died and most of the buildings are ruins in the Big Apple. After a giant windtorm Brooklyn and Manhattan became a big mess. On the eastern side of New York some places and some citizens survived the catastrophe, but still so many people needs medical treatment. "What caused this terrible apocalypse?" You ask. The survivors said they saw two giant creaures in the sky. A ble and a white. They looked like horses and they were colorful and cartoony. There was a horn and a crown on the top of their head and they could talk. Nobody knows what kind of creatures are they except some people, who came home from the long space travel. If you wanna live, then prepare for the terrible and painful disaster. Collect enough food and water for the surviving and hide in your cellars! Author's Note Two, or three chapters left
Chapter 5: Chaos time!Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Chapter 4: Cadence joinsTen minutes after they left the maproom, they were already at the train station to greet Princess Cadence. Soon the train came. The crystal princess came with her own royal train, the Crystal Express. As it stopped, the doors of the last wagon opened and royal guards went to the first wagon and took a long red carpet in front of the door. After that, they moved to the two side of the carpet and waited for the door's open. As it opened, all of the royal guards started playing on their flugelhorns. Princess Cadence stepped out of the wagon and went through the carpet. She stopped in front of Celestia and Luna. "Good afternoon princesses. I'm happy to seeing both of you." "And we're happy to seeing you too, Cadence. We hope you'll have a great time here in Canterlot." Said Princess Celestia. "We already made some interesting programmes for you and your ponies at the Castle." "Like dancing, listening to musics, tasting delicious foods and some games." Said Luna. Cadence nodded and said. "Sounds great! Did you hear it guards? We'll have some fun here." As the two sisters heard the "fun" word, both of them had an idea. Inviting Cadence. She is also the hater of the humans and she would be very happy to make the microscopic humans' life a living nightmare. While they and the crystal ponies were walking, they whispered to each other and made a plan. They let Princess Cadence and her guards enjoy the visit and hours later they walked to the crystal princess' room and knocked on the door. "Ahm....Cadence?" Asked Celestia. "Yes?" "W-We need some help." She opened the door and asked helpfully: "For what?" "For...the army." Said Princes Luna and the two sisters started lying. "For the army?" "Yes...You see, the home of the humans returned and they'll enter a war again." Cadence's face suddenly filled with disgust. "Oh, those disgusting barbarous creatures. What can I do?" "Well, our scientists found out where the Earth is. They discovered all of its geographical places and made a map about it. Some days ago they went closer to the planet and listened to their news. They wanted to enter a war to destroy Equestria. Now Luna and I made some plans for defeat the human kind....forever. But we need your opinion and ideas too." Said Princess Celestia. "I help you gladly." "Good to know. Now, follow us to the maproom." Said Luna and the three princesses started walking to the maproom. In the maproom Celestia and Luna showed Cadence the map, which was of course the map, what they found and had some fun with it. Cadence looked at the map and said: "Wow. Those scientists made this map so detailed and colorful." "Yes. And in this map we can see all the cities and towns." Said Princess Celestia. "Now, what is your plan?" "First we need to shatter their main rulers." The sun princess said and crushed her left hoof onto the microscopic White House. She and Luna heard the tiny explosions on the surface of the map, except Cadence. Meanwhile Luna crushed her right hoof onto the whole city of London. Under some seconds it became nothing. Luna said, when she pointed at the country of Hungary. "Maybe in the future, if they won't attack first, we'll destroy some countries." Once she tried to destroy the beautiful country of Hungary, but some centimeters above the map's surface, Cadence said: "Wait, Luna. Can I do it? Because those crystals, what the mortal humans tried to get away were the Crystal Empire's crystals. And I feel anger, if I think about the humans." Luna surprised. The lying worked. "Well, of course." She said and let Princess Cadence destroy Hungary. Cadence looked at the map and suddenly she crushed her right hoof onto Hungary. It would really hurt, because she wore her royal golden shoes. Once she felt something under her hoof. It felt like some......buildings. "I feel something under my hoof. Do you know what is that?" She asked. "Oh yes." Said Celestia. "This map is also a miniature plotting board to make every miniature city real." "Well, this is so realistic. I can feel every little building," Said Cadence. The two princesses nodded. The sun princess asked: "Maybe too realistic? What do you feel, when you crush your hoof onto the ground? Can you calm yourself down with this?" Cadence started thinking and said: "It's so realistic indeed and...I feel that I can defeat those idiot humans. This is like the rage of a god. This is so relaxing." "The rage of a goddess." Said Luna. "Or....the goddesses-" Her sister and Cadence nodded. "And now what can I do?" Asked the crystal princess. "Do you wanna crush your hooves onto their realistic miniature cities?" Asked Princess Celestia. "Can I?" Luna answered. "Of course." "Okay." Said Cadence and looked at the map. Now she wanted to try something easy thing. First she made a little tsunnami, as she crushed her right hoof fast onto the Atlantic Ocean. Minutes later the giant tsunnami got to the costs of Brazilia and Africa and made a miniature catastrophe. After that, with her warm breath Cadence looked at the South Pole and breathed. All of its ice became water and about two minutes later the coast of South America and South Africa. Those tiny humans, who lived there became sucked. Under her tour Cadence had a little fun with Celestia and Luna. After the miniature tsunnami, Cadence started scaring the brazilian cities and slowly destroyed them all. She had a great time with the two sisters, but it was time to go back to the Crystal Express. However before they could go, another familiar creature joined them for a little fun. Author's Note Of course the two sisters lied to Cadence. The Earth returned indeed, but it was a map and not a planet. Hungary is the country, where I live. Oh-oh! I'm in very big danger! One chapter left.