James' New Life

by NG-41

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Sunset Shimmer, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Human, Narcotics, Anthro, Main 6
Length: 7070

A man inside of a bus is just waiting for his ride home when he gets set to Equestria...

James, a 18 year old teenager in old high school is just going on his bus ride back from school when he suddenly gets sent to Equestria after the bus crashes he wakes up in the wreckage in the middle of a forest, but he doesn't feel the same...
Spoiler - Baited
Don't expect lots of updates, I have stuff in real life I need to do.

Published 2019-06-13 05:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-27 07:23:28 UTC

Chapter 1

Tick... Tick... Tick... I am on my phone playing a game as I listen to the people writing around me, the clock is ticking so loud, or is it that the room is dead silent.

A wooden ruler bangs down on my desk and its my teacher "I try to teach and all you ever do is sleep and go on your phone" she said's to me in an angry voice, than swiftly reaches in her pocket and gives me a detention slip “get off your phone!” She said in an angry tone.

As she walks away I can see all the eyes on me in the room and hear a few snickers around me *fucking cunt* I think inwardly as I get out my earbuds and start listening to music whilst pretending to do work *The fuck even is this*.

As soon as the bell rings I am the first one out the door, I see my friend just down the hall "whats up my dude" I say as we start to walk together.

"Same old shit, teachers being a fucking asshole and handing out more work than needed to quote on quote 'get ahead of the other class' when that doesn't even matter, like teach our students at their pace, not the other classes pace" he says as we start walking across the school in the direction to my locker.

I let out a small laugh "Yea, and you wonder why I don't take AP classes. Anyways my teacher gave me a detention slip but whatever I will just tell them that I have a doctors appointment and do it some other time" I say as I show him the pink slip and put it into my pocket he laughs "ha get fucked" than looks at his watch "Yo bro I gotta get going so i'll see you 'round but you got the good stuff for later” he saids in a hushed tone and slight grin.

I already knew what he meant and let me tell you if 5 grams isn’t enough I don’t know what is “yes bro I went fullout this time I got 5 grams on me you know that much and yo you gotta give me some cash if your gunna use some cus my guy I'm done with you snaking my goods” I say to him as he gets a huge grin on his face. As we where walking he finally stopped at a door leading outside “Ok bro I will bring twenty bucks so I’ll see ya at around eight” he walked off before I could even say anything and threw a peace sign over his shoulder.

I turn around and almost walk into someone. As I was walking past people, some of them look at me with a mixture of emotions (Mostly annoyed) because i'm kinda a asshole at school, but people who can get past me being an asshole are usually the ones I am friends with.

*now for the longest part of the day* I think to myself as I start walking only to get slowed down by people being stupid and talking talking to each other whilst standing in the middle of the hallway.

Someone bumps into me, as I turn I see he looks like a freshman, short and walking around like he has a stick up his ass. He turns his head to look up at me from his phone "watch where your going faggot" (I already feel the dislikes coming in) I say as I purposefully bump into his shoulder as I walk past him *I get pissed off easily by stupidity* and hear him drop his things *stupid freshman always standing in the middle of the hallways and being a nuisance* I think to myself as I finally make it to my locker, put my code in and open it.

As the lock comes off and I get to see the contents of my locker, a thick black hoodie, my school bag which I put my binder in, and some extra school supplies lying around inside of my locker but be careful to not crush the kush.

I grab my bag and sweater, close and lock my locker, and start to go to my bus, I grab my phone from my pocket and look at the time *3:27pm the bus isn't going to be here for another 10 minutes, might as well get a coffee* after that thought I head to the nearby coffee shop.

-3:45pm-

*Gotta pay $4.55 for a fuckin shitty coffee why did I do that, I could have used that money for-* as I continue my rant inside of my head as I'm, shivering a bit due to the cold Canadian November weather. I reach into my bag, grab my earbuds, and put them in my ears as the bus comes around the corner to pick me up along with the other 3 people from my school that go on this bus, and some of the kids from a private school nearby.

The bus stops in front of me, as the door opens I see the bus driver (he looked in his late 40s, white skin and a bit overweight) listening to music on a small radio next to him while leaning back into his chair staring at the people in front of me put their money inside of the machine.

I scan my bus card and walk to the back of the bus, there is 11 others on the bus with me, some of them are adults but there is a few people that I recognize from the private school still in their uptight uniform.

I walk to the back, up the steps and sit down in one of the very back seats near the group of people from my school, I noticed one of them *I heard he got suspended for vaping in the bathroom like a dumbass* I think inwardly as he sits across the bus and I didn't feel like walking that far.

I can hear the other three people from the private school that went on the bus with me talking to each other "did you hear, slosh is coming up this Saturday, are you guys coming?" one of the guys sitting close to me said *what the fuck, slosh with private school kids, all they will do is ruin it by being ignorant and annoying rich kids* (I have a problem with rich people and no patience for them) I turned up the volume of my earbuds as I didn't care what they where saying, not much of a fan of party's with randoms but the beer is something to go there for.

As I started listening to my music I watch outside, the cars driving by, and snow landing on ice, its a good way to pass the time if you are bored on a 2 hour bus ride every day.

As i'm looking at the scenery I take out my phone and start to text random people that are on my contacts.

My friend that I was talking to inside of the school just sent me a snap on snapchat. I'm listening to the sound of the bus move I close my eyes and just think about random stuff, eventually I feel the bus moving weird, as I open my eyes I am flung into a window beside me and my earbuds are ripped out of my ears as I hear a very loud skidding noise, my vision blurs as my head hit the window then everything went black.

Author's Note

So a new fic that's cool I guess, something that you should know for later on in the story is that when i put this * it means that the main character is thinking to himself.

Chapter 2

I open my eyes, its blurry all over and the edges of my vision are dark making it hard for me to see anything. I rub my eyes and get up. I let out a small groan as my vision returns to me and see I am laying on glass with some glass shards spread around me.

*Wait a second* As the previous night comes back to me I suddenly look all around me and see body's laying all around me and start to panic, I am inside of the bus I was riding with the sun shining in on me.

I can see the seats coming off the walls *The bus is flipped on its side* I look towards the middle of the bus and see the emergency exit opened a little bit.

I run to the middle of the bus, stepping over people as I make my way there. As soon as I make it to the exit I open it to the sight of the forest, and I can hear a stream of water in the distance with mountains in the background. I step out into the grass that my feet seem to sink into as I take my first few steps and walk towards a tree and lean on it.

I take a deep breath and I can feel my mind start to come together. As I look around me I can tell I am inside of a forest of some sort in a small clearing.

I bow my head and let my arms hang at my sides, with a sigh I get up and go back into the bus through the emergency hatch and see a distant mountain on the other side of the glass. I get out of the bus and see half of it is going over an edge. As soon as I go to help the people on the bus it slowly inches over the edge. I grab a hold of the emergency exit and grab the closest person I can reach by their bag as the bus goes over the edge, I get dragged along with them until the bag gets loose and the persons arms slip out going over with the bus. (I let out a hiss as I feel a quick pain in the palm of my hand) I quickly look towards my hand and see that the bag had something sharp in it and cut through the bag into my hand and left a gash in the middle of my palm. I quickly rip off the sleeve of my shirt and tie it tightly around my hand.

I start to get the idea that I might be alone and look over the edge only to see nothing but a lake with raging waters. “What the fuck” I kept looking down at the river until I noticed something in the distance and started to get my shit together and focus on the thing I saw.

What I saw was flying and was very small, could have been a bird but at this point I was desperate for anything. I grasped the branch of a nearby tree with my good hand and started to climb to the top.

As soon as I got to the top I looked over the treeline and saw a rainbow streak going through the sky and going lower until I couldn't see it anymore *Its an commercial airplane landing* I thought to myself as I jumped to the ground, grabbed the persons bag, and sprinted toward the bush making my way to where the plane landed *I might be able to save those people* with that thought I sprinted as fast as could without stopping.

I am running through the forest, twigs hitting my face as I am rushing to get some help for those people if they haven't already drowned. There is light up ahead as I burst through the bush I can see a small town with a bridge leading towards it.

I start to run to the town as soon as i'm nearing a cobblestone bridge I notice that all the... 'people' here have fur... "yo what the fuck..." I mumble to myself but I see one of their ears goes straight towards me and than they look at me. As soon as my brain clicks that these aren't humans but another sentient life *what the fuck!?* I quickly run back to the forest hearing someone yelling in a feminine voice as I pass the treeline. What she said I can't make out because it is in a another language i'm assuming. As soon as I break through the treeline I can hear something flying over me but I tune it out and make my way deeper into the forest.

-Mid day-

I stop deeper inside of the forest to regain my breath and see what appears to be a wooden wolf coming towards me... It starts to circle around me sniffing the ground near me keeping a safe distance where I can't reach it, I grab into my pocket and pull out my switchblade *I carry this around to protect myself, ever since I almost got robbed. What better time than now*.

I press the button and it makes a noise, the wolfs head snaps up to me and it starts to growl at me and immediately runs at me, as soon as its 5 feet from me it lunges and tackles me to the ground and tries to bite me on the neck, I let out a huff and get angry. I grab hold its neck and throw it under me. Using my body weight to hold it down as I repeatedly stab it in the belly, each stab sending twigs and bits of wood into every direction. The wolf tries to get away and starts scratching at me with its legs but this only makes me stab it harder and faster. It whimpers and breaks into twigs after I finally stab it and drag the knife up its abdomen.

I groan as I get up, while I did kill the abomination it did rip up my shirt bad and left several cuts with its claws, but I left my sweater undone so I didn't overheat while doing a long run. I zip up my sweater to cover up my ripped shirt to keep my warmth and start to go to nearby trees looking for one that looks sturdy.

-Sunset-

I found a tree earlier that looks nice and has sturdy branches that look like they can hold up my weight. I have been collecting some wood and bark off of trees nearby and start a fire to keep me warm awhile, but so as to not start a forest fire I put it in a hole I dug so I can just dump dirt on it when i'm done. I open my bag and get out my lighter to light the fire.

I grab the guys bag that slipped off of i'm while I was trying to save him and open it. Inside I pull out a textbook which I later used to fuel the fire, A phone that is dead, a small Bluetooth speaker, some snacks and a wallet. I open up the wallet and see the kid that got suspended for vaping in the school bathroom. I groan "Of course I get the dropouts bag" I mumble to myself and put the stuff back into my bag and back onto my back.

-Sundown-

I dump dirt onto the fire and climb up the tree to watch as the sun slowly goes down over the horizon. Sitting comfortably in the tree with my hands behind my head. I get out my phone and look at the time and see my phone said's it is 1:36pm "what..." I mumble to myself. I just stop thinking about it and look up at the night sky, the stars have not come out yet but it is still nice to look at. I close my eyes and drift off to sleep.

Author's Note

This is a new fic that I made because my other one Roomates wasn't as good as I wanted it to be. I felt that it was rushed so I put it on hiatus to work on this.

Chapter 3

-Morning-

I open my eyes, immediately shutting them as the sunlight hits my eyes, with a groan I get up and look around squinting and see that what happened wasn't a horrible nightmare. I jump to the ground to get myself out of the tree with a slight stumble as my eyes get used to the light, and with it the heat (Not used to this heat, It was just the middle of winter in Canada). It felt hot but not to any point that it would bother me "A little sweat never hurt nobody" I muttered to myself as I think about my days that I was in football. I snap out of my thoughts and grab my bag, and put it on my back as I walk in a random direction in the woods.

-Mid-Day-

I walked for almost an hour now and I can see the village that I was close to earlier, I look towards it and see these... Things talking with each other and doing various other social activities. I feel my stomach growl as I feel a slight pain in my stomach 'I could go for a steak right now' I think to myself craving meat 'medium rare with a nice juicy inside' My mouth waters “mmmm” as I feel my stomach start to hurt thinking about food *I ate the snacks from the other kids backpack the night before*.

I look towards the town and see that some of the things that live there are carrying around bags of groceries of various foods and other things. "Fuck, I have to go there and get some food" I whisper to myself. I get out my bag and reorganize the things in it so that the big pocket in it has nothing in it. After I double check that I didn't put anything into the biggest pocket I put my scarf around my face and quickly make my way into the town.

I run through crowds of these things and bump onto some of them making them drop what they are holding or stop what they are doing making them shout at me with angry voices but that doesn't stop me. As I run through the streets all eyes are on me but lucky they cant see my face because my black hoodie is covering the top part of my face while my scarf is covering the bottom part of my face. The only part of my face that is visible is my eyes.

I run into a market of sorts and see that they have food vendors in stalls selling various different food to people. As I come close to some of the market stalls some of the vendors give me suspicious looks and I can see them start to visibly grow uneasy. As soon as I get close to one of them I snatch as much of their food as I can and quickly stuff it into my bag 'Mans gotta eat' I think to myself as I snatch more of their food. As I look up I can see the pony behind the stall is moving towards me with a baseball bat in hand, possibly mad at me for stealing some of her apples. She is about 5'11'' tall and by what I can see she looks like a farm girl, very strong. She has light brown fur and blonde hair, is wearing a stetson, blue jeans that are hugging her legs, and a shirt that has the bottom tucked in showing her belly.

She goes for a swing at me but I dodge out of the way stumbling as I almost fall on my ass and start to run using my hands to get me back onto my feet. As I start to run I shove people out of the way and knock things down to block anyone that may be tailing me 'Is anyone following me?' I mentally think to myself. I look behind me and see six of these creatures tailing behind me. One of them is the vendor at the stall, another one has purple fur and by the looks of it she is wearing a school uniform. Their is a pink one that is hopping her way to me 'the fuck' she is wearing a white t-shirt with three balloons on it and some shorts. The one second to last behind everyone has a white coat of fur and purple hair, she is wearing a dress thing (I don't know what its called so just look at the picture) and some leggings. I look behind her and a see that this one has pink hair and a yellow coat, she 'i'm only saying she for these things because they got some tits and i'm a guy so I noticed, and I just so happened to notice them so i'm gonna assume their female' is wearing a green hoodie and a white skirt with three butterfly's on it. I notice that some of them have weird things about them... The purple one has a horn along with the white one, and the yellow one has wings 'what a useless way to evolve, wings can't even let these things fly because they weigh too much'.

As I keep running I look in front of me and run face first into one of the things living inside of this town as I run into... a human? She is a human with a gray unbuttoned jacket, a white shirt with a black sun in the bottom right of it, and some cut up jeans 'Cut up jeans are retarded to wear, its meant to keep you warm yet I see people wearing them to school in the middle of winter, but at the same time its not Canadian winter weather right now so it doesn't bother me as much as it does when some tard walks into school shivering in em' she has blonde hair with streaks of red running through it and light green eyes.

As I come out of my thoughts I hear her grunt under me. I instantly move my hand to get me up and get up quickly "SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT" I say looking towards her and can see her getting up on her feet.
'You know what fuck it i'm just going to call them horses cus they have small snouts' horses are just about to get to me "Sorry but I've gotta go" I say to the human girl but I start running before I get a response. I look behind me to make sure she's ok and see her up and looking towards me. As soon as I look back in front of me all I see is a blue blur than nothing.

Author's Note

Things are about to get spicy

Chapter 4

I open my eyes and see a wooden roof over me, and smell... Tea? I let out a loud yawn and wipe the drowsiness out of my eyes... or I at least tried to before I realized my hands were tied up together with rope "what the hell..." I mutter to myself in my still sleepy voice. I look around myself to get a better understanding for my surroundings. I can see books everywhere lining the walls with a coffee table in the middle of the room. To the right of me there was a staircase upwards leading up to a hallway.
I am sitting on a red couch. I look around me and try to get the knot off of my hand by pulling them apart. That is until my wrists started to hurt. I stopped and looked around for something that could cut them apart.

I suddenly hear someone walk out of one of the doors in the hallway followed by several pairs of footsteps. I move my head so I can see them and I see the same horses that were chasing me coming down the staircase towards me. I notice one that I haven't seen before in the group of them.
This one has blue fur and wings 'damb bro I wish I got me some wings' I sarcastically think to myself as they came closer to me. She was wearing a black sports bra and black sports shorts that only went halfway down her thigh and stuck to her body 'damb she lookin fine... but shes not the same species as me... what the hell am I thinking'.
The purple one was the first to notice I was awake and said something that I couldn't quite hear but as soon as she shut her mouth all of them looked over to me. I gave a slight wave (or what could be except my hands where tied together so it looked a bit awkward) and she seemed to tense up a bit but moved came and sat down near me in the nearby seats. They didn't say anything and just looked between eachother waiting for someone to say something... anything...
I decided to break the ice “uhhh so what’s up, also can you untie my hands this shit is kinda annoying” I said thinking that it would make at least a few of them seem less tense whilst full well knowing I wasn't going to be untied. The one with white fur and purple hair spoke up first "How crude, but I wouldn't expect anything less from a thief" now that got my blood boiling a little bit. I looked over towards her "theif?" 'What... ohh' it comes back to me. Now I don't like being called a criminal for a small crime such as stealing a few apples 'Mans gotta eat'.

As soon as those words came out of my mouth she looked at me with anger plastered all over her face "you stole from my friend and dont even remember?" She says in a kinda condesending tone. After what felt like a minute of silence I let out a fake cough into my hand hoping to ease the tension in the room.
"So why am I even here instead of jail?" I asked to anyone in general. The Purple one seemed to ease up a little but there was still lots of tension in the room. "Well there are two reasons, One is because you are the second human to be seen in Equestria other than Sunset here, and Second is because we don't have a jail in Ponyville" As she gestured to the girl called 'Sunset' I looked over to her and noticed the girl that I crashed into yesterday 'please know I didn't mean to run into you' I silently prayed.
Twilight girl kept on talking "So I thought we could come to an arrangement because you are one of the only humans here" Twilight said while I felt everyone looking at me awaiting an answer. 'I might be able to snake my way out of trouble' “uhh yea what you need” I said to her hoping it wasn’t anything too severe. I shifted in my seat because I didn’t feel too comfortable “that isn’t up to me to decide unfortunately, that’s for the princesses to decide, they will be here soon but I have some questions for you” the purple one said to me. *shit* “Uhh yea what you got for me” I just started to notice that my bag was sitting under the table in the middle of us 'please plastic bag stay closed'.
The purple one said something snapping me out of my thoughts “So as a human how did you get here, the portal to the human world broke”. 'portal? I... What...' “I didn’t come here from no portal, my bus crashed and next thing I knew I was here, also the bus fell into a river in the middle of the forest” I said just remembering why I came here. The yellow one seemed to hide behind her hair even more after I said that the bus crashed.
I turned to her and shot a questioning glance “the only river in the everfree is too deep and dangerous to go into with its raging waters" the yellow one said in a barely audible voice. I paused for a second "no one can get anything out of there unfortunately” the purple one said to me with a sad tone.
The room goes silent for what feels like hours “But let’s start to lighten the mood, ummm...” she looked around for a second until her eyes hit my bag “what’s in your bag” she said as some of the girls looked over at my bag. 'nope, I don’t wanna get arrested for drug possession' “actually I was wondering what all your names were” I said to the group in general.
After a few seconds of awkwardness, the first one to speak up was the one with rainbow hair “I’m Rainbow Dash, fastest Pegasus in Equestria”. She was followed up by the one I stole from “ma names Apple Jack and I don’ like thieves” she said the last part in an angry tone. "I was just trying to get by" I say and raise my hands slightly in a *calm down* gesture.
After her the purple one that had been questioning me “I am Twilight Sparkle, an ace student and the element of magic” 'all you have to do in school to get good grades is a kiss ass and get your work in' I thought to myself but I would never say that to her unless she pissed me off. I nod and look towards the one who I have mentally nicknamed 'The Bitch'. She was wearing a red dress and had makeup plastered all over her “I am miss Rarity, a future famous fashion designer” she said with a flip of her hair. 'she gets on my nerves'.
The yellow one mumbles out something that I couldn't hear "what was that" I say on her only for her to say it again but I still couldn't hear her "can ya speak up I can't hear ya" I say and I finally get her name. "F-fluttershy" she said in a quiet voice 'man this girl really got a name that suits her, although that rack, mmm... what the fuck mind shes not even human... although... nope... not human'. As I'm having my mental dilema I'm snapped out of it by someone talking.
Than the only one who didn't get on my nerves was the human sitting there in the corner "Hi, I'm Sunset" she said with a shy smile and a half wave at the end. I give her a friendly nod... the best I could at least.
I see Twilight looking over to me but doesn’t say anything followed by everyone else “So anyways what is in the bag?” Twilight cuts in as the bag floats over to her with a purple aura around it. *wait... what...* I look at the bag “what the hell why is my stuff floating?” I say amazed and at the same time very curious. Twilight looks over at me like I am an idiot “It’s magic... have you ever heard of magi- oh yea that’s right you humans don’t know about magic!” She said than looks over me as if studying me.
*Why the hell is she staring at me* I move a little bit “Why are you just staring at me like that?” I say a little bit weirded out. She sighs. “I expected you to give more of a reaction but really I wasn’t lying that’s magic and only unicorns can do the 'floating,' type" she said to me using air quotations as she said floating. 'I just want to go back into the forest now
Magic and stuff, just let me go man...' I think to myself. “Ok cool you can make objects float, now can you untie me this is getting annoying” I say as I raise up my bound hands. She looks at me “no, we don’t know if you will try to run off” I get a little mad by this but I get it. “So when the hell will I get this off my hands” I say a little bit angry.
The yellow one *Fluttershy I think her name was* backed up a bit into the couch. “When the princesses get here to make the judgement on you, they should be here soon” Twilight saids and as soon as she said that there was a knock on the door 'let me guess'. I see Twilight try to move to get it but the blue one 'Rainbowdash... I think' but’s in “I’ve got it” she saids than flies to the door quickly. *what the hell* Now that got me, the floating objects was weird but actually having the ability to fly wings that small that could actually hold up their body weight *fuck I wish I got some wings* I think to myself not in a sarcastic way this time
When she opens the door I can see a few horses wearing armour start walking in and see they have spears and are followed by a horse wearing a white dress with a white coat and flowing rainbow hair. A dark blue one that’s slightly shorter than the white one with a black dress and hair that looks like the night sky. Height as the blue one.
The last one was a white horse wearing what looked like better armour than the other guards, he had blue hair *the hell is with the hair on these... horses*. All the horses start bowing except me and the princesses, I just look around *I ain’t doing that*. The guards start to stand and they notice that I haven’t bowed towards their princesses “You”. One of the lower ranked guards points at me “Why didn’t you bow to the princesses” He saids in an angry tone. I let out a slight sigh not afraid of this guy at all'If I'm getting my hand chopped of for stealing, bowings not going to change anything'.
“Shes not ny princess" I say as I lay back into the couch. He gets pissed off as I say that and as soon as he opens his mouth “it’s alright we are here to talk to him, not apprehend him” she said to him as she takes a seat and is soon followed by the other princesses. As they sit down the guard apologizes and she dismisses it with s wave of her hand.
“Now” she starts “You have stolen food from miss Applejack, for what reason?” She asks although I can sort of tell she already knows."I was hungry and a mans gotta eat” I say which makes the yellow one speak up. “B-But what about your friends, w-wouldn’t they help you?” the yellow one with pink hair one says to me but retreats back behind her hair as the room of the room looks at her. 'this is going to be annoying to explain'.
"Yea but right now I don’t even know where the hell I am, my bus crashed next thing I know I’m in the middle of the forest with half the bus hanging over an edge of a cliff” I say and as soon as I get that out there all of them have some questions for me if them all talking over each other isn’t enough of an indication.
The Blue one speaks over everyone in a very loud voice *VERY FUCKING LOUD* “QUIET!” She shouts and the room becomes dead silent.
“Now how about we ask we go to the person to our left, that is civilized is it not?” the dark blue one speaks up and no one complains 'does she know basic english... why is she using we to refer to herself?'. She looks right at me and her horn lights up a little bit but not enough for anyone else than me to notice “Now what do you plan to do if we set you free” she say's to me awaiting my answer *I honestly don't know*.
I look up towards the ceiling “uhh... probably get a job or something so I can feed myself and not have to steal” *back to schools kiss ass tactics for good boy points... wow I'm even a sarcastic ass in my mind* I say to her and feel a slight tingling on the side of my face but dismiss it as nothing.
The next one is the pink one "DO YOU LIKE PARTY'S?" she said's and as I'm about to answer she leans in closer to me to make sure that she hears this right I assume.
I groan *these people seem like the type to not allow even alcohol at party's* "Uhhh... yea sure I like smaller party's" I say and she smiles and points her tongue out at me. The white one speaks up while I stare at the pink one *is she retarded?* I wasn't being mean but it was a genuine question.
The Bitch gives a follow up question "So, why do you only wear shades of clothing, you have no colour... it is... boring" she say's and I can tell she really doesn't like my choice of clothing if her body language is anything to go by. "I don't like looking like a rainbow and also cus I like grey and black clothing" I say as I lay a little bit more into the couch.
The light blue one goes next "So you are from the human world, whats it like there, Twilight won't tell me any interesting story's from there, and Sunsets are just... depressing" I didn't really mind this one, even if she did knock me out 'I think...'.
I think for a second "when I'm chilling out with the boys it's pretty chill, but other than that it sucks". I continue "I live in the northern part of the prarie provinces in Canada, theres not much up there to do for teenagers, its kinda fu-... kinda boring" that last part slips out.
After I'm done saying that some of them look at me a little funny "what?" I say. The other human girl *Sunset... I think* speaks up "Ponies don't really swear alot, and humans swear alot depending on who you talk to" she saids the second part whilst looking at the 'ponies'.
I let out a sigh "if you think I'm going to stop swearing because you don't like it then ill" I look behind the white princess and see the guard with Blue hair and a white coat staring me down. C
"Cut it down a bit" as the last word one of the lower guards speaks up. "You will watch your tongue, you are infront of royalty" he says and I see him lay his hand on the hilt of his sword.
I'm just about to tell him to piss off but the dark one speaks up first. "Please leave us until I tell you to come back" she says whilst not even batting an eye at the guard. Said guard gulps and walks outside, the other one stands still as a statue.
"So who's next then" the purple one quickly raises her hand *I already don't like this one*. I nod my head her way "what classes did you take in school, and do you have any books from where you live with you!" She almost shouts out. I look at her for a second and she regains her composure and after a minute of silence then clears her throat... that I think was supposed to make her not seem like a lunatic. "This semester I am currently in math, mechanics, and welding, so got my math textbook in my bag" I say and she looks at me funny. "Aren't you supposed to have 5 classes each semester, if not more extra curricular activities?" I was really starting to dislike this girl. "Yea but I saved my spares for the last semester of my last year so I only go for half the day" I say to her and she finally gets it.
As i'm about to adress the next 'pony' her annoying voice speaks up again "but what if you fail, than you will have to take the class all over again" I am now getting really agitated with her constant questions. "Then I will go to summer school and if it's the trades classes then I won't really care because you only need 24 credits to graduate, I don't give a want to go into university I just want to go work" I say now clearly angry.
The white royal one must of picked up on it pretty quickly "Twilight, you know that your constant questioning is agitating towards your guest and others, you shouldn't ask all your questions at once" with that she smiled sheepishly at her. The light blue one speaks up "Guest?" She repeats one of the Princesses words. The dark blue one speaks up "I have been reading his thoughts whilst we where having our conversation, I and thine sister hath concluded that thou art safe to be around, but something is a bit odd with him. If you wouldn't mind my sister and I would like to talk him you privately" she say's adressing everyone.
The purple one speaks up "may I stay while you talk to him, I am a princess too" she said's with a hopeful look on her face. The dark blue one opens her mouth to speak but is cut off by the white one "I'm afraid you don't have much knowledge on this subject... Twilight please give us a couple minutes to ourselves" she saids and Twilight gives a slow knod before following her friends outside.

Author's Note

Im so fucking tired rn ans have shit to do in 2 hours... enjoy

Cancelled

I didn't know what to do next so I'm just going to leave the story up.
I'm going to make another story thats based on this one but go about it in a different way.