Rainbow Dash is Stuck

by Clopficsinthecomments

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Anon, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Sex
Length: 3607

While trying to impress Anon with some aerobatics, Dash manages to crash into a tree. Now stuck partway with her butt on one side, Anon must extract her somehow - even if 'things' swell and get sticky!

It's been a few weeks since Anon and Rainbow became 'a thing'... and the firey blue horse just won't stop preening and showing off around Anon (while avoiding anything mushy like dates, hugs or kisses).

This finally catches up with Dash when one of her unsolicited airshows ends up with her crashing into a tree and requiring assistance from Anon in extricating herself.

Now that she is finally unable to avoid close proximity with her crush, things start to heat up quickly and it will be a delicate balance between natural lubrication, stickiness, swelling and Anon's efforts that will determine if she can get the sweet 'release' she desires.

Featured from Oct 16th-17th 2017!

Published 2017-10-15 23:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-15 23:10:06 UTC

Stuck

Based on a great picture by elijah on Derpibooru: #1560003 warning pic is NSFW

Stuck

Anon sighed and stretched out on the soft green grass. It was another perfect day on the outskirts of Ponyville. The late summer weather was the perfect blend of warmth and crisp air that was perfect for naps in the late afternoon... Anon had managed to sneak away from the busy little town to do just that. He'd even managed to make it to his favorite spot as well - a little tree perched at the apex of a rolling hill on the outskirts of Applejack's orchard, perfect for providing the right amount of shade for some professional level napping.

Putting his arms under his head, Anon stared lazily up at the blue sky, spotted with fluffy cumulus clouds. This is the life, he thought as he let the relaxation of the moment pour over him as he looked up fondly on the artwork of the Ponyville weather team...

A blue streak pierced through his field of view, pulling a condensation trail behind it which slashed through the pastoral blue-white canvas Anon had been admiring.

"Dammit."

Anon knew exactly what was coming next. He sighed as he watched the streak continue into a series of gravity defying loops and rolls, twists and banks - each more breathtaking than the last... breathtaking, that is, if he hadn't been assaulted with these shows for the past 2 weeks non-stop.

Two weeks earlier, Anon had managed to survive what he liked to refer to as 'the incident'. Essentially a hyper-estrus induced romp with Rainbow Dash that had ended with him and her in a sweaty pile in Applejack's barn, and later an even sweatier pile in one of Twilight's beds. Although it had been incredibly fun and it had got the little pegasus to finally admit her feelings for him, it had come with its downsides as well. For one thing, there was the very real possibility that Dash might be pregnant (she had a doctor's appointment in a week)... and almost as stressful was Dash's new attitude toward him.

Talk about doting and possessive! She'd always had a bad case of the 'tsundere', 'unable to admit her true feelings but actually is a hopeless romantic' vibe but she had now gone completely bonkers with her attitude. Over the past few weeks she wouldn't leave Anon's side, constantly doing the most childish acts to get his attention: flaring her wings out and grinning and him, lifting something heavy and flexing her hoof muscles, challenging him to races to and from his daily job, showing him bits of sculpted clouds she'd made (usually busts of her own head), and recounting stories about how awesome she was. It was like how a little kid with a crush would hand a relationship... he was surprised she wasn't pulling his hair and teasing him to show affection (although she did rib him quite a bit... 'sigh').

It was definitely an improvement, but it was always 2 steps forward, one step back with Dash. Every time he would interrupt one of her cute but immature methods of flirting with him by holding her hoof, giving her a hug, sneaking a peck-like kiss on her cheek, or going for something a little more risque like reaching between her wings or goosing her under her tail... she would melt into a red-faced mess before exploding about how 'not cool' that was and threatening to 'beat the snot' out of him if he made her do something non-awesome.

It was cute to see Dash trying to deal with her new-found feelings in this way, but only up to a point. Yet Dash wouldn't give him a moment of time alone, always glued to his side, waking him up early in the morning or tucking him in at night while regaling him with tales of 'The Dash'. Case-in-point Anon's skillful and stealthy escape from Ponyville for a quiet nap being ruined with a private unprompted airshow...

He grumbled as the blue pegasus looped lower and lower, rocketing closer and closer to him with each pass. His heart went out for how hard she was trying to win his affection the only way she knew how: with bravado and spectacle, but he'd already made clear that she'd won his heart long ago. Now all she was doing was ruining his nap with the loud sound of Dash tearing the atmosphere with her high-alpha, high-speed turns. Lower and lower, closer and closer, until he could feel the wind of her passes threaten to knock him away from his spot. On the last pass he could even swear he felt her feathers brush his nose as she whooped in excitement.

Anon sat up to see her wobbling as she pulled out of the immelman turn that had grazed him, her hooves kicking out in small movements to steady herself, but it was too late. Carving into the air too hard, Dash lost control and began to spin as her butt caught more of the slipstream of air than she would have liked.

"L-look out!!!" Dash yelled, as she spiraled toward Anon, flaring her wings to bleed as much speed as possible. At this point collision was inevitable, it was just going to be a question of whether it was at bone-breaking speeds or bruising speeds.

Crap.

The impact knocked all the air from Anon's lungs as he tumbled away from the impact, he heard an equally loud 'oomph' as Dash bounced off of him and slammed into the tree behind him, thankfully most of her speed having been deposited into Anon's rib-cage.

Clearing the stars from his eyes, Anon pulled himself to all fours with a grunt, ready to unleash verbal hell upon the little mare for her antics. Looking up to see her fate however, he instantly went from furious to chortling. Somehow Dash had managed to get herself jammed in the trunk of the tree, her upper body through on the far side and her athletically-toned butt trapped on the near side. Comically, she struggled to extract herself, but couldn't fit her rear through without the speed she'd had during the initial impact.

Even more tantalizing was the view that Anon had. With each grunt and frustrated kick at the air Dash would twitch her tail up, exposing that private zone that most mares took special care to conceal. Instead, Anon was treated to the sight of Dash's equally toned and slender marehood, her small and athletically tight breasts, and her lovely round and pert ponut.

Dash noticed Anon's gaze as she looked back in her struggles, seeing the human's slightly open mouth and tracing his obvious sight line straight to her butt.

"Hey!" She shouted, as she shifted her hips in an attempt to get free. "C-can you quit staring? It's embarrassing..."

Anon shook off his fascination with Dash's anatomy and walked up to the front of the tree to survey the situation. With his hands on his hips and chewing the inside of his lip, he could see that dash had managed to blast through a weakened part of the trunk, getting her shoulders and waist through the gap before her hips failed to permit any further passage.

"Just what the heck were you doing there Dash? I oughta just leave you in this tree." Anon scolded.

"Hey! Is that the thanks I get for giving you a free show? It's not every day that a full-fledged Wonderbolt does a private routine for someone you know? Unnnngh! Help me get outta here already!" Dash groaned as she pushed at the bark.

Anon slapped her hooves away, ceasing her efforts. "Hang on, hang on... you're never gonna get out by pushing, we should send you back out the way you went in." Anon put his hand on her shoulders and began to push.

"Ow, ow, ow!" Dash groaned out.

"What is it?" Anon stopped, concern on his face.

With a small grimace of pain, Dash responded, "My shoulders... they hurt when you push on them like that."

Anon stepped back, surveying the scene once more to see the helpless and cute Rainbow Dash looking up at him with a blush from under her messy bangs. Anon, ducked down on his knees, trying to find some purchase on the little mare's chest, his hands gliding over her ribs, feeling her lungs fill and empty with the heavy breaths she was taking.

"Wh-what are you doing?" Dash asked, trying to recoil from his closeness.

"Dash, I gotta push you out somehow... stop acting like such a little wallflower!" Anon griped aloud, as his hands continued sliding down Dash's barrel to where her belly met the wood of the tree trunk. With a determined grunt, Anon pressed in closer, wrapping his arms around Dash's chest and pressing into her with his own body, trying to use the leverage of a full on hug to push her back out of the hole she'd created.

"H-hey, n-not so close!" Dash groaned.

Anon ignored her as his feet dug into the earth, pushing out with all the power in his legs to try to drive Dash backward. He ducked his head down to push closer into her and felt her instinctively rub her head against his neck... it hadn't been his intention to nuzzle her, but Dash was sure taking advantage. He heard her take in a big snort of air, clearly drinking in his scent with her wet nose against his ear.

"Hey!" He groused, the noise and feeling making him twitch.

"Y-you smell nice..." Dash squeaked out.

Trying to ignore the impossible to understand female pressed against him, Anon continued grunting and straining for the next 5 minutes. It seemed like every time he began to make a little progress, as soon as he let up Dash was right back where they'd started. Sweat was soaking through his shirt and running down his brow now as tiredness at the difficult exercise began to overtake him. He felt a particularly large sweat-drop running from his temple down his neck where it was suddenly interrupted by a large, warm, wet texture sliding up his jawline and cheek.

Dash had just licked him.

"Uhh Dashie?" Anon chuckled, pulling back and looking at her.

He was surprised to see that her face looked way different, the light blush had given way to a sweaty, red-faced, panting mare. She looked at him brightly, her nostrils flaring open and shut as she licked her lips.

"Uh-huh?" She asked, eagerly.

"N-never mind." Anon stood up, releasing his grip on Dash as he felt her strain to remain in contact with him and let out a small, discontented sigh.

Surveying the tree, Anon stepped a bit closer to look at the wood and surrounding environs - this just happened to put his crotch right in the trapped pegasus's face.

"H-hey!" Dash groaned out.

"Just a sec, Dash." Anon murmured absent-mindedly, continuing to look for a new strategy to get her unstuck. When suddenly he felt a nuzzle of a different kind. Dash was very clearly locating 'little' Anon with her snout, locating him on the left side of Anon's trousers and beginning to stroke him with aggressive strokes of her muzzle. 'What a day to go commando' Anon thought, as he felt himself begin to harden under Dash's attention.

"Woah there, what are yo-" Anon began to complain, getting ready to back up before Dash wrapped her forelegs and front hooves around his waist, trapping him.

"Never you mind, Anon... just keep working." Dash moaned into his crotch, huffing deeply to inhale his scent.

Using her teeth, she managed to undo the button of his trousers and pull back, the zipper coming undone and allowing her to easily slide his pants down to his ankles.

"Ah, there we go." Dash chuckled, as Anon's cock was revealed before her magenta eyes. Rapidly-hardening, the thick shaft was quickly engulfed by Dash's thick tongue as she drew the slippery muscle over the long distance from Anon's testicles to the underside of his head, before swallowing his musk along with the any drool in her mouth that she hadn't slathered on his dick.

"Jesus, Dash!" Anon groaned, surprised.

"What?" Dash asked with a joking grin, "you're always complaining that I'm not into 'mushy' stuff... thought you'd like this." She chuckled as she nuzzled his balls with her wet nose, breathing in deeply. Anon's fully erect shaft now lay across her snout and Dash's half-lidded bedroom eyes, the thick throbbing head resting in her rainbow colored bangs.

"Dash, this isn't 'mushy' stuff..." Anon groaned, "it's... it's an erotic assault." Dash laughed then drew back her head, looking up at the human with a sultry grin.

"An awesome erotic assault."

She engulfed his shaft in a single gulp, pressing inch after inch of him into her throat. Anon could feel the powerful thrashing muscles of her tongue as he slid deeper into her. Soon the convulsing muscles of her throat gave way as he slid partway down her esophagus - Anon was a big guy and he was surprised Dash was able to resist gagging on his size.

"Dash, wai- ummmm" Anon groaned, interrupted by the feel of the final inch of his manhood sliding into dash. She now had her nose buried in his groin. Throaty gagging sounds came from the pegasus before she caught control of her breathing and was able to inhale through her nose. The feeling was incredible, the little pegasus's mouth was sending him over the edge way too fast for his liking; it had been a long time since he'd emptied his balls and he had a feeling he would not last long.

Anon's thoughts were interrupted by Dash grunting. She had begun to push back and forth with her hooves, moving him in and out of her throat a half-inch. Could she really be asking what Anon thought she was asking? He looked down at her to see her big magenta eyes (slightly teary after the near-gagging she had gone through) emphatically communicating with him: 'Yes! Do it!

Without hesitation, Anon gripped Rainbow's head and began to ever so carefully thrust back and forth with his hips. A rumbling hum of satisfaction from the mare sent shudders through his body as he slowly throat-fucked Dash. Incredibly, he felt her flat tongue stick out and tickle his balls when he shoved all the way in, an incredible skill for the plucky race-horse.

"Dash... I'm... God!"

Dash felt Anon's balls tighten and his thick shaft begin to swell and pulse. She drew back off of his shaft, catching the last few blasts of his juice in her mouth. She let his fat cockhead rest in there for a few moments, caressing it with her tongue as she looked up at Anon's closed-eyed face of satisfaction. Finally, she wrapped her tongue around the top of his shaft and frenulum, licking off the last of his juices with a sucking pop that released his still hard but clean cock.

"Ahhh... now that was fun." Dash chuckled.

Anon looked down at her with a frown. "I'll never get you mares... can't get a hug out of you without you getting more bashful than Fluttershy looking at a lingerie magazine, but suddenly you'll give me a surprise blowjob out of nowhere."

Dash's feathers ruffled and she looked up at Anon with an annoyed glance. "I'm not some mushy-type, OK? You just got to get me spun up a bit then I'm good for some fun."

Anon shuffled around the tree, kicking his pants off his ankles as he did so. He made his way to the backside of the tree, to where Dash's butt continued to hang in space.

"Spin you up a bit, huh?" Anon teased, giving her a playful slap to her flanks.

"H-hey!" Dash twitched, her tail flagged up in the air and exposing her arousal.

"Looks like you're pretty 'spun up' already." Anon chuckled, staring at her ass. Now her dark genitals were swollen and erect, a musky heat emanating from her marehood. Even as he watched, her fat clit throbbed out spreading her lips to show the twisting, velvety heat within and spilling a tablespoon of her marejuice to the grass below. Anon breathed out slowly, letting his breath paint over her rear. The effect was immediate as it triggered yet another powerful, muscular wink that splattered Dash's marecum to the ground below as her tail thrashed and her hoof kicked out at the air.

"C-can you quit staring? It's embarrassing..." Dash repeated herself, mortified that she was dripping in front of Anon's face and unable to do anything about it.

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NSFW: https://derpibooru.org/ #1560003
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"You said that already Dash" Anon smiled. "But your wish is my command..." Anon dove into the open marehood in front of him, burying his tongue as deep as he could in Dash's snatch.

"Oh Celestia!." Dash moaned aloud, thrashing under Anon's oral tongue-lashing.

Sucking in with pursed lips, he managed to pull the little mare's lovebud into his lips, lashing it with his tongue as he sucked it deeply. He chuckled in his own head 'it's almost like a mini-blowjob.

"A-anon! W-wait... I'm... ugh..." Anon felt Dash's clit throb and expand, quivering in his mouth. She seemed to be on a hair-trigger as well. Suddenly her entire vaginal wall tightened and squeezed, before he was blasted in the face with a shower of squirting clear liquid.

"Ahhhhnnn....." He heard Dash moaning from the other side of the tree, her orgasm finished. "Jeez Anon, I... I'm sorry! I should have..."

Anon cut off her bashful apology for soaking him and his shirt by standing up, quickly aligning his cock with her parted lips and pushing forward.

"Woah! E-easy... h-hang..." Dash grunted, her athletically toned butt being pushed into the tree as her lips strained to part and accept the fat cockhead that seemed unable to fit.

Anon slid his hands onto Dash's flanks, gripping her taut muscles to get more leverage. "Fuck you're tight, Dashie!" He moaned, his dick squishing against Dash's parting cunt.

"Y-you're freakin' huge, easy there!" Dash groaned out, twisting in her stuck position. "Did you get b-bigger or wwwwhAAAT!?" She suddenly squeaked...

Anon had slid his thumb over from its position gripping the pegasus's butt, sliding over her plothole and poking into its hot and mysterious entrance. The ponut quivered but accepted his thumb and triggered a sudden throbbing, grasping orgasm in Dash's marehood. With one of those clenching vaginal twitches, Anon finally slid into her moist tunnel, plowing deep into her in a single stroke.

The tightness was incredible and barely yielding, but she was jammed against the tree and he had all the leverage he needed. Driving forward, he hilted deep within her, plumbing her depths and forcing her cervix to shift.

"Omigawsh, omigawsh, omigaWWwwwww...." Dash moaned out from the other side of the tree, her hot, wet, marehood wrapping around Anon's dick.

"Fuck Dashie! I'm not gonna last long like this!" Anon grabbed Rainbow's tail with his other hand, continuing to thrust his thumb in and out of her ponut with the other. Yanking her rainbow tail tightly, he pounded in and out of the little mare with full strokes... a noisy, squelching affair as he drew his cockhead to the threshold of Dash's vagina before slamming it all the way back into her deep interior.

The final domino trigger tripped when his balls slapped her throbbing clit particularly hard on one of those thrusts, and Dash felt her legs go to mush. Her tongue slid from her muzzle as she groaned loudly and her marehood began to spasm. The muscular inner walls were clenching and sucking like the biological vacuum pump they were, clamping down on Anon's penis to prevent its escape. Soon after she was gushing out squirt after squirt of mare-juices all over Anon's testicles and thighs, until the liquid was running down his legs...

These intense sensations were too much for Anon to handle, and he pulled one last time on the multicolored tail before he felt himself unloading, rope after rope of thick juices into his lover's vagina, the clenching grip crushing him with its vice-like intensity as he screamed an animal grunt aloud...

A few minutes later, after having caught their breaths, Anon stepped back, his cock almost unable to squeeze out from Rainbow's tight cunt with a noisy pop... followed by a small torrent of their combined juices.

"Phew..." Dash mewed happily.

"Don't you phew, just yet... you're still stuck in a damn tree." Anon chuckled, preparing to pull his pants back on.

"Yeah, but at least you don't have any wood." Dash began to laugh uproariously at her horrible pun.

Anon slapped his face and groaned... "Seriously though Dash, we should do this more often... don't be so shy all the time, couples can be couples and it isn't any less 'awesome'."

Dash sighed and looked back with an evil grin... "OK Anon... just leave it to me."

Anon clenched his fist. "I swear if you think yo-"

"WHAT IN TARTARUS HAVE YEW TWO DONE TO BLOOMBERG THE SECOND?" Applejack's voice thundered over the sweaty, sticky pair.

"Oh shit." Both human and pegasus intoned simultaneously.

End.

Author's Note

Here we go! A quick, light-hearted story... like I've SUPPOSED to have been doing!

Please comment and let me know how you liked it - each one means so much to me, I love your feedback, both positive and negative!