A 8.942.136 year old human and a book

by TheJudgment

Act 1 Chapter 3 (Complete)

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”Food's all taken care of now for the weather.” Barbara said looking att the list of the things that they will have too check before the summer sun celebration starts later on the day.

”Ugn... i ate to much pie.” Twilight says holding her stomach, that looks like its been 5 months pregnant.

”Yeah yeah yeah we know that you ate to much, but you don't have to rub it in our faces.” Ozzie said over his shoulder, but when he looked forward he saw a giant raindow blur heading straight towards him, so Ozzie did the only logical thing that any sane person would do in his situation. He just steped sideways instead of taking it head on. Then that thing crashed into Twilight sending them into a puddle of mud.

”Wow mud wresling, haven’t seen that in...” Ozzie suddently stoped talking and looked down, and saw one of those bars that you can use and see how much time there is left on a video or movie. ”Manly Jeournal has it always been there.” Ozzie said pointing at what he is looking att.

”How do you think I’m sopost to know...” Manly Jeournal was interupted by some sheepish laughter coming from the cyan pegasus that is siting in the mud whit Twilight. The pegasus stodd upp and walked toward’s Ozzie, when she was within arms reach she put her hand out expecting Ozzie to shake it.

”I’m sorry about that I was practising for the Wonderbolts since they’re going to perform at the celebration tomorrow, so I’m gonna show ’em my stuff.” Said skittles as she took his hand and started shaking it.

”Who are the Wonderbolts?” Ozzie asked now regreting saying that after seing her reaction.

”You’ve never heard of the Wonderbolts. But they’re the most talented fliers in all of Equestria and one day I am going to become a Wonderbolt myself and perform with them. Now we have spitfire...” Ozzie stoped listening to her and started playing elevator music in his head.

After a few minutes skittles stoped talking, Twilight Sparkle done geting the mud of her body and said. ”So now that your’e done talking, I don’t think the Wonderbolts would want somepony who can’t do her job properly.” Twilight said pointing att the clouds that were still in the air.

”Hey i can clear the sky in ten seconds flat.” She said as she croushed down ready to fly into the sky.

”She is never going to make it.” Twilight said as she saw fly into the air and cleared the sky in ten second before landning and striking a victory pose.

”See ten seconds flat, told you i could do it. Oh and by the way my name is Rainbow Dash, ok see ya.” Rainbow dash said as she flew away and said to herself. ”Why does it feel like i’ve seen him before.”

”So Barbara what do you think she ment about that.” Ozzie asked the purple dragon.

”I don’t know but we should probably get to the other ones on the list.” Barbara ansered while looking at the list.

”Oh and Twilight to shear you up it actually took her... hey Twilight, Twiiiliight. It apears that the purple pony is still in shock.”


”Decoration's, wooow beutifull,” Barbara said while looking at the decor.

”Yes, the decor is coming along nicely. Now that this is over, there only one left then i can go to the library.” Twilight said while walking towards the one who put up the decoration’s. ”Good afternoon...”

”Just a moment, please! I'm 'in the zone', as it were. Oh, yes! Sparkle always does the trick, does it not? Why, Rarity, you are a talent.” Rarity said while doing the finishing touches. ” Now how can i help you... uaaaa Oh my stars, look at your clothes there is a tear on your shoulder.” Rarity yelped after seing Ozzie's uniform. ”Folow me soo we can get that fixed.”

”Oh please its just a tear.” Twilight said while walking towards the door.

”No Twilight, it's not just a tear. This tear could and will become the end of the only historical item left from my world. I mean this uniform have been with my family for generations, ever since they were first created. So please let her fix this then we can go to the last one. I can then tell you my worlds history, and i know from the short time we have been together. I just know that is something you can't refuse.”

”Ugh fine.” Twilight agreed to, rolling her eye’s around fallowing after Ozzie and Rarity.


Sometime after the wisit in the Carousel boutiqe.

”So Barbara whats next on the list”

”The last one is music.” Barbara ansered Twilight’s question. The three heard birds singing, Twilight and Barbara went to check it while Ozzie climbed up a tree to watch it from the tree’s crown.

”Oh my. Um, stop please, everyone, umm. Excuse me, sir? I mean no offense, but your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off. Now, follow me, please. A one, a two, a one two three...”

”Hello.”

”Aaa”

Hello said Twilight, the yellow pegasus yelped and then the birds flew away.

”Oh my, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful.~~Awkward silence~~ I'm Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?”

”Um I’m Fluttershy.

”I’m sorry, what was that?”

”Um I’m Fluttershy.”

”Didn’t quite catch that.”

”Fluttershy.” She mumbled the third time. Twilight turned around and walked to Barbara but then Fluttershy let out a gasp and then flew towards Barb making Twilight trip and Barbara cover her face. ”A baby dragon. Oh I,ve never seen a baby dragon before, she's so cute”

”Manly Jeournal. Is it considered pedofhilia if a child rapes you. Because i don’t know what to think about this” Ozzie said with a mixed look of confusion and... hey where did they go. While Ozzie was talking to Manly Jeournal, Fluttershy Twilight and Barb were walking towards the library while Barbara was telling her life until now.

”Wait what did you say you meet before you got here.” Fluttershy said with a Shake voice and trembling body.

”Well Manly Jeournal looks like its our time to drop in.” Ozzie said in the tree tops. Then he jumped high into the sky passing by Rainbow Dash who said a Silent wow as she had never sen anything jump that high surpasing the maximum flying limit of any creature that equestria have. Every creature within a hundred mile radius looked up to look at the figure. When he no longer went upwards he started falling with top of his head pointed to the the ground, when he was a hundred meter of he ground he started doing front flips untill he hit the ground. Fluttershy was scared stiff as she Twilight and Barbara looked att the cloud of dirt that formed around watever hit the ground, and out of the cloud walked a tall armored guy with a dark purple cape, a pair of metal wings a small yellow glowing sun on the right side of his chest and a yellow glowing crested moon on his left. In his left hand he had a huge blue glowing hammer with lightning coming out of it and in the right one he had a huge red glowing hammer with flames coming out of it. Then he stoped in front of Fluttershy and then he said.

”I believe they are talking about me.” The tall armored figure said, and then the next moment Fluttershy was flying away screaming. ”Well that’s the second that has happened to me today. Manly Jeournal do you think i scared her.” Ozzie asked his companion.

”Well i don’t know maybe the way she skreamed can tell you why she flew away.” Manly Jeournal said sarcasticly. As Ozzie was talking with Manly Jeournal Twilight and Barbara was walking into the library. Inside the library the lights were of, but then sudently the light got turned on then everypony inside the library screamed.

”SUPRISE”