To Rise One Must Fall

I can't believe those two lousy mother fuckers turned me to stone. I just showed up here and then they overreacted I mean come on all I did was screamed in rage and fired off my duel Berenjenas after finding out what happened.

Sorry, I guess I'm still a little pissed about finding what happened to my brother. Okay, just breath in and out relax and there. Now, how about I start from the beginning. It all started back on Earth see I was working for some questionable people in Vegas. When I got a call from my mom she was frantic my little brother Malcolm went missing a week ago after he went to a convention and no one has seen him since. Now the first thing I thought was somebody wanted revenge on me but that idea was shot down seeing as no one knows my name or what I look like not even my employers. But I still wanted to know what happened to him. So doing a little investigating I came across these rumors of a guy at these cons dressed like the merchant from what game was it, oh yeah, Resident Evil 4. I decided to find out as much as I could about this guy and the people who went missing. Turns out there are over seven hundred people missing because of this guy. Right at that moment, I decided to find this guy and make him pay for all those lives but more for my little brother.

That didn't work out so well for me seeing as I'm now one of them butI'm getting ahead of myself. See I found out there was a convention here in Vagus and I had this feeling that this is where I would find the guy. So I decided to dress up for the occasion as one of my favorite Anti-heroes from Digimon Tamers Beelzamon. I had folding wings and my duel Berenjenas with me. The only things I didn't have with me was my Motorcycle Behemoth and Corona Blaster. I walked into the convention not caring what people were saying about me. All I wanted to do was find him and know what happened to Malcolm.

I walked around getting a little agitated until I heard someone call to me I turned to look and there he was standing behind his stall with a smug grin.

I said you look just like Beelzemon although you missing you Behemoth and maybe this," He said as he lifted up what looked like the toy gun that Ai and Mako gave Impmon on the show.

I looked at it for a second then I remembered why I was here so acting the part I smiled as best as I could. "How much do you want for it?" I said pointing at the gun.

"This is a rare find indeed and it would complete your costume so well let us say twenty dollars," He said still with that grin.

I reach into my pocket and pulled out a twenty but made it look like I lost my grip and it on the glass countertop. The guy looked down and pick it up to look back at me only to have a snubnosed 357 magnum right in his face.

"Now listen up asshole I know it was you so I giving you one chance to tell me what happened to my brother Malcolm," I said as I cocked the hammer back.

The guy stood there in shock at first but then that damn grin came back. " I see, then if you wish I let you know personally what happened so enjoy your trip," He said as I started to feel light headed but before I blackout I pulled the trigger.

There was no sound but the flash from the end of the muzzle may it clear that the gun fired and I could faintly see the bullet slowly leave the barrel before it stopped right in front of the guy. It just stayed there as if time had frozen he moved over to the side and looked at me the grin was gone and the look of anger was on his face.

"I was going to let you be with him but for this," He said pointing at the bullet. "I think it would be better if you have to wait to see him for a long long time,"

And with that everything went black the only thought in my head was, "If I find him again I going to kill him and his whole fuckin family."

You all know the rest of the bullshit floating in the void hearing some jackasses voice telling you some shit then feeling the ground as you wake up. Well, when I woke up I was leaning against the base of a statue. Lifting myself up I looked around to see where the heel I was. It was some sort of garden next to me was my Motorcycle Behemoth just like the one from the show.

Seeing this made me wonder if I looked like Beelzemon so I walked over to a fountain and look at my reflection and yep I looked exactly like him.

The funny thing was Is till had the toy gun in my hand. Looking down at it I concentrated and it changed to the Corona Blaster I even grew my wings.

I concentrated once more and the blaster disappeared and my wings shrunk into my body. I walked back over to Behemoth and was about to climb on when I looked at the statue. Why the hell did I wake up next to it walking over I looked at it it was just some old guy with a horn on his head in a really bad Gandolf outfit. I looked down and saw a plack reading the words my heart dropped to my stomach.

IN HONOR OF THE GREATEST UNICORN IN HISTORY THE BEST OF FRIENDS AND BELOVED TEACHER YOU SHALL BE MISSED STAR SIRWL THE BEARDED MALCOLM CORTEZ

After reading that I dropped to the ground as tears fell from my eyes. "He's gone and I couldn't save him," I said as I put my hand on the foot of the statue. " They're going to pay all of them I'll make them pay with their lives," I screamed as I stood up and climbed on Behemoth it started right up on its own the roar of the engine sounded like it came from the bowels of hell. I looked at the statue one more time before I took off looking for the ones responsible.

Taking off I didn't have long to look when these two women landed in front of me and when I say landed I me the had fucking wings and each of them had a horn on their head. I looked at each of them and I'll say this they don't grow them here small sized. The one in white was at least eight feet tall and did she have a set of tits they had to be G or H cup she also had this weird three colored hair that moved by its self.

The other one was a lot better looking she wore darker colored clothes and her hair was one color dark blue but it still moved too. And her tits weren't as big as the other one maybe D cup but for some reason, I felt something dark inside her it was small but there.

"Halt creature what are you doing in our private garden and how did you get past the guards?" Titzilla said in a not so polite tone.

"Yes, answer our sister fiend," The Darker one I'll call Emo who now is as rude as her sister said lifting her hand up and I saw as her horn and hand began to glow a dark blue. ' We will not ask thy again,"

Shit if that's asking I don't want to hear her demand something. I just huffed and pulled out one of my Berenjena from behind my back and pointed it at them.

"Look I ain't got time for this shit I got to find how killed my little brother and make them pay," I said as I put my Berenjena Gun away.

"You brother pray tell what was his name?" The Taller of the two you know Titzilla asked.

I looked at her then lowered my head. "His name was Malcolm and all that left of him is a fucking statue so either tell me who killed him or Get The Fuck Out Of My Way!" I roared with enough force to blow their dresses around.

"Star Swirl was your brother than I am sorry for your loss but he disappeared after protecting us and all of Equestria from a great evil," Tits said looking sad.

All I heard from her was he disappeared and it was their fault. What can I say I just found out I was too late to save my brother and I wasn't thinking straight. Looking at both of them I began to growl pulling out both Berenjenas I pointed one at each of them. "You mother fuckers kill my baby brother!" I roared pulling the triggers firing Double Impact at them.

I didn't see them raise some sort of shield around each of them but the force of the blasts was enough to push them back a good hundred feet easily.

"Luna are you alright?" Tits asked her sister.

"Yes, we are fine Celestia how do you fare?" Luna asked her sister.

Great now I that I know their names I can't call them Emo and Titzilla. I just roared at them seeing as my shots did nothing. Reaving up Behemoth I charged at them firing away until they opened their wings and took to the air. Seeing this I just laughed and I have to say the laugh even freaked me out. I put the Berenjena in my right hand away and concentrated making my Corona Blaster appear as well as my wings taking off into the sky after those two. Reaching the same height I pointed my blaster at them as they raised their shields again but this time they had these strange looking things floating around them. I didn't care I fired the Corona Destroyer at them but they fired this well it was a fucking rainbow of light at me both blasts hit each other and the rainbow was pushing back my shot until the light hit me I didn't feel any pain but everything started turning white and it felt like I couldn't move. I realized I was turning to stone they were turning me to fucking stone. That wasn't the worst part that was when I remembered that we were up in the air.

"That's just fucking great I'm getting petrified and when I fall and hit the ground I'll get smashed to pieces." I thought to myself that was until before my head was covered I heard them yell to each other.

"Luna, I have him you take care of that thing he, road and we'll put them next to his brothers memorial," Celestia said as I saw a golden light surround me then everything went kind of dark. I mean I had sort of tunnel vision where I looked there was a black circle around it. And I didn't feel dead actually you don't feel anything when you're dead.

"We are sorry but we can not have you harm our little ponies but we will place you next to your brother's memorial maybe this will give you some comfort," Celestia said as I felt her hand on my chest but how is that possible I'm a fucking statue.

"We hope the time of your rest will be enough to quell your rage brave warrior," Luna said as she too touched my chest and still how the hell can I feel this although Luna's touch lasted a little longer than Celestia's and it was closer to my junk just saying.

After they left me there I started yelling and that's pretty much where you came in. I do have to say this when you a statue time seems to move at different speeds. I mean sometimes it goes slow and sometimes ten years pass by without you knowing. Take this one time I was just standing there minding my own business when along comes Luna I could tell that she was upset again probably pissed that no ones praising her nights again. Jeez I mean come on these morons don't know a good thing when they see it. The days fine and all if you got to work out in the fields and shit but the nights there quiet and soothing it's the best time for a guy and his girl to get busy or just to look up and admire the stars but she has to come to me a complain over and over that nopony cares for her it's always Celestia this and Celestia that. Just shut the fuck up about you big titted sister hell get me out of this stone coffin and I'd show you what we could do in the dark of the night.

She kept coming back every other night until one night this new girl showed up ok I thought it was someone new but it was Luna I think well it sounded sort of like her but it sure didn't look like her. For one what she was wearing made me stiff ok stiffer and for another she had bigger tits at least Double D maybe even E cup. But what got me most was her eyes they looked like mine but teal.

"I have tried I asked her to let the night last just a little longer but no she has to let the ponies bask in her precious sun but no longer for I Nightmare Moon shall be forth and endless Night and the ponies will love me over Celestia," She said as she cackled. Stepping up to look at me I noticed she was as tall as Celestia simply put I was staring right into her eyes. " I only wish you were here with me my warrior together we could destroy my sister and rule together," She said kissing my stone lips and grabbing my crotch.

Damn it I want out of this shit right now come universe I'll be good I promise I'll protect the weak and save the saveable I even reform this woman right here.
Reform her over so I can plow the shit out of that pussy until she can't walk or think straight.
I mean, you know what I meant what I said about everything so if you're going to let me out now than do it because if not then FUCK YOU UNIVERSE.

I learned something that day the universe doesn't like it when you yell at it. Becuase the whole time I was there before that outburst no birds had ever landed on me but now I'm the fucking toilet for every bird around. If I didn't have some unicorn guy that's what the ones with the horns are called come by every other day I would just look like the tallest pile of bird shit in the world. Oh, and the other ones that show up are called Earthponies and then there are ones with wings called pegasus or is that pegasi. Whatever but the thing with the word pony I mean they don't even look like horses. But anyway I found out through the cleaner that Celestia banished Luna to the moon for a thousand years I mean come on isn't that a bit harsh hell she could have just turned her to stone like me and the pain in the ass Discord. Yes, I know who he is the shit stain won't shut up always trying to get me to talk with him and the fuckers got a severe case of ADD.

Wait a second.

What?

No, because I told before I ain't talking to you.

What was that?

Oh, go suck your mother's dick Discord.

Sorry about that now where was I oh yeah. She could have turned her to stone and put her next to me so I could have someone to talk to who doesn't act like a four-year-old. But like I said before, time moves in weird ways I don't know how long it was but I do know I was moved from a dark spot in the previous garden to a new one this time I was put out into the sun so everyone could see me and ask the same stupid question "What Is That Monster Mommy" and hear the same answer "That Was Nightmare Moons Warrior Lover" I know, that was a lie. The real thing they'd say was "That Is the Demon of the Everfree Forest and if you're ever mean or hurt other ponies out of hated he will come and eat your soul." See I like the first one better don't you?

Time marches on.

Discord you Son of a Bitch I said leave me alone I don't need your stupid sound effects!

As I was saying about time is because the next thing I knew was this little girl she had a horn and wings so she was an alicorn. You pick up a few things when nopony, as they say, thinks you can't hear them. Well anyways, this little girl comes over and sits at my feet she has three colors in her hair yellow pink and purple. And I don't know why I was designated the statue to tell all your problems to, maybe there's a sign I cant see or something I don't know.

All I do know is she was laying at my spiked feet and crying I could tell why at first with all the crying until she started to talk.

"What am I going to do I'm all alone," She said through her tears.

" Cadance it's time to go, sweetie," A woman said as she made her way over to the girl now known as Cadance.

"No!! I don't want to go they'll hate me they won't like me because I'm different," Cadance said turning away from the lady.

The woman was about to say something when Celestia stepped up placing her hand on the woman's shoulder. "Do you mind if I try?" Celestia asked her.

"Of course not your majesty," The woman said bowing and stepping away.

Celestia walked up to the girl stopping for a second to look up at me with a sour face. If I could have moved at the moment I would have flipped her off. But as I was saying she walked up to the girl placing her hand on her shoulder making Cadance turn to look at her.

"I don't think your different and I will never hate you," Celestia said making cadance look at her before she moved and hugged Celestia as she started to cry but this time it was happy crying.

The both of them stood up and started to walk away from me but Celestia stopped and turned to look at me. Cadance what made you come to this statue to cry?" Celestia asked her.

"Because I feel safe here, I know what other ponies say about who it is but I don't believe them, this creature has a kind heart and it's filled with so much love that someday he will be called the Guardian Angel of Equestria," She said as she turned to look at Celestia.

Celestia and I thought the same thing. "Yeah like that's ever going to happen."

I mean come on kid, if you knew about my past you'd change your mind real quick. I used to hurt and kill people for a living for some guys who were worse than me. But I was thinking about what she said about feeling safe near me I don't know when it started but more and more of these ponies began to hang out around me I even got to somewhat meat a little girl named Twilight Candance introduce us it was kind of one-sided. But I did like how she introduced me.

"Twilight this is The Fallen, The Guardian Agel of Equestria elder brother to Star Swirl the Bearded," Cadance said to her with joy and pride in her voice.

"Why is he called The Fallen and is he really Star Swirls brother?" Twilight asked.

"Well, he called The Fallen because he fell from darkness into the light and Princess Celestia said he was found crying over the memorial of his brother Star Swirl and he asked to be set in stone until either his brother comes back or when he is needed," She said looking up at me.

See I told you I liked the way she introduced me but I could go without the pleading with Celestia crap and that name The Fallen although when I think about it, it does sound kind of cool.

What?

Oh, screw you Discord you're just jealous I got a cool name and your just the Creep of Chaos.

I even got to see this baby that if my hearing wasn't screwed up was hatched from an egg by this little girl Twilight. I couldn't believe an egg but then the little guy not only burped a fireball but he ate a ruby like it was candy. I also found out that Twilight is Celestia's personal student. I do have to say this that woman still has got a pretty nice figure and her tits still look like if she ran around nude she would either get black eyes or get knocked out because they're still huge and I just noticed something her ass did it get a little bigger. Holy shit it did, ok um now I got to say this Celestia has tits you just want to Motorboat and an ass you want to Hotdog.
But Luna is and shall always be my Waifu. I have no idea where I learned that word I think it was one of these fucking gardeners.

Anyways I don't know when it was but one day I started hearing a strange noise. It sounded like cracking the noise got louder and louder until I realized that it was coming from me. I was cracking I mean the stone was cracking. I was going to be free, free to move around again, free to take a deep breath of fresh air and smell the flowers, free to grab a sledgehammer and smash Discord to dust.

I'm not joking thinking of all the ways I was going to kill Discord was what was keeping me sane all this time. But who cares about that right now I was now I was going to be free and with one last crack, I threw my arms into the arm with a mighty roar. If you asked how it looked picture one of the gargoyles from that show waking up at night and that's pretty much what I looked like.

Standing there I felt great, felt alive I felt had to take a massive piss. Jumping off the base of my former home I ran over to the nearest bush and drain the ol' bladder. I didn't even know I had an audience until I was done and turned around. to see nonother than Titzilla herself Princess Celestia. I didn't even bother to put it away I just turned around and walked back over to my bike watching as she kept looking from my eyes to my crotch. Until I got over to Behemoth and put it away zipping up my pants.

"Enjoy the free show Bitch," I said turning to look at her.

To my surprise Celestia held her tongue she just stood there looking at me.

"So what the hell do you want because I know you didn't come out here so we could catch up," I said as I checked out my Behemoth and Berenjenas.

"My sister Luna no Nightmare Moon is going to return tonight and I want you to delay her until my student can gather the Elements of Harmony so she can save my sister," Celestia said looking all serious.

"I sorry, what was that you want, oh, no Princess you have to ask real nice and then I'll think about it," I said not even looking at her.

She flared her magic trying to intimidate me but after so long I knew she wasn't all that powerful.

"Do you not understand if Nightmare Moon wins then this world would forever be in perpetual darkness," She said seeing that I should no care for what she just said. "And I will have lost my sister forever.' She said as tears began to fill her eyes.

I will be the first to admit it but I could never stand to see a lady cry especially when it has to do with family. But I wasn't going to just do it for free, not after the stone prison she had to pay they both had to and I knew just how.

"Alright, I help but I do it my way and don't worry I won't hurt her too much just enough so Twili can make her taste the rainbow or whatever you fucking call it.'I said getting on Behemoth.

"Oh yeah, when I get back I want a really big sledgehammer waiting for me," I said looking at her.

"May I ask why would you need one?" Sh asked looking like I grew a second head.

"Oh no reason," I said turning to look at a certain Draconequus statue. "No reason at all."

Behemoth started up with his roar I was about to leave when I realized I didn't know where the hell I was and where I was going.

"Hey where the hell am I suppose to meet her?" I yelled.

"It is best to meet her at our old castle in the Everfree Forest," SHe said.

I was going to ask where that was until I got this feeling that Behemoth knew where it was. So trusting my gut I took off heading towards the wall of the garden exhilarating I took crashing through the wall and landed on the side of the hill and I mean the side heading straight down Ghost Rider style.

It was pretty much like that minus the cops and shit.

I headed off to the old castle to wait up for Nightmare Moon or was it, Luna? Whoever it is all I know is I'm going to have some fun when I get there.