Pinkie Pie Saves the World!
Pinkie Pie Saves the World!
There comes a time when the world is a very peaceful, fruity and lame place. Thanks to the fact I'm narrating this, shits gonna hit the fan any second now! Well anyways, it was a loving normal pony day where horse can talk and everything was sunshine and rainbows you know the deal. But then the plot happened!(Not the ponies asses kind) A giant Meteor came rai- Nah to stereotypical. Umm...got it! Four giant pillars rose up from the ground. Oh and they were EVIL! Yeah..Rainbow Dash you're a genius! So because the world wasn't cool enough the pillars started summoning things that were totally metal. Like demons, dragons and other things that start with a 'd' that sound menacing. But out of all the pillars there was a castle that rose in the center, cause final battles always has to happen in a castle. Yeah, the evil lord dude lived there and he was totally planing to destroy everything. However, he couldn't do it alone he needed to collect the elements of harmony and corrupt them so ummm, he could corrupt the planet and send it into the sun so it would go up in the flames of coolness! Through evil means he used his minions to capture everypony of the six elements except Pinkie Pie. I don't know she was dimension hoping again.
When Pinkie came back to our dimension she realized that the place was kind cool but it was the destructive kind. So obviously Pinkie being the hero and stuff, cause the title says so has to save everpony. Thankfully she just came from the Medieval pony era, oh yeah she can time warp and stuff too. So because of that she was decked out in knights armor minus the helmet and had a claymore.(Not those things COD the two handed sword look, shut up!) Evil was bucked! So yeah she spawned in Sugarcube Corner which was in ruins just like the rest of Ponyville, so she looked up through the hole in the ceiling and saw this massive red dude who had a pitchfork and he was eating spaghetti like a champ! Now, Pinkie from all this world hopping jazz was hungry as a Parasprite so she jumped two stories and dropped that red dude in one kick. His body like crushed two houses on the way down but, it was still pretty cool. Oh and she ate all of the spaghetti like a boss! Now all of the other creature took note and stuff. They were all like:
"That pink thing just dropped Lu!"
So three dragons were all angry cause Pinkie bucked up their friend so they flew at her to roast her cotton candy flank. They didn't expect Pinkie to be ready for them she loaded up her party cannon and waited for just the right second and fired it and got a triple head shot. They all dropped on the ruins and pushed up daisies cause they were dead. Now Pinkie knew that this shit was going to be hard so she had to call her flying nim- Scratch that, the magical yellow cloud that she can stand on because she's Pink. Everyone knows pink and yellow go well I mean just look at lemonade! So she hopped on the cloud knew she couldn't stop that evil guy without one thing, the pure power of Metal! So she flew up to the pony version of Valhalla which just looked like a flying cloud battlefield with a throne which pony Odin sat on. She asked pony Odin if she could be gifted the power of Metal to vanquish evil. Now don't get me wrong Odin's a nice god and all, but he couldn't just give Pinkie the power she desired and he was kind pissed off a pony Zeus. Cause Zeus kind owes Odin money cause he spilled a beer on his laptop and it wont work anymore. So Odin was like:
"Get me my money and you shall prove yourself to be Metal!"
And Pinkie was like. "Okie Doki Loki!"
And pony Loki waved at her. He totally wants a piece of that pie. Any who so Pinkie needed to kick pony Zeus's flank. So she flew her yellow cloud out of Valhalla and went to Mount Olympus. Turns out she took a wrong turn and ended up on Mt. Gold wheres she saw somepony with a blue hat named Blue.(Still not sued) He challenged her to a battle with some creature call Ponymon. Now unbeknownst to you Pinkie was some sort of Ponymon god and unleashed a powerful beast know as Cthulhu and whipped out his remaining life points, before his electric rat could do shit. After the terribly one sided battle Blue decided to join our heroine on her quest. So they flew on the cloud and actually reached Mount Olympus. Olympus was some battlefield or at least the part they were on was. It was grey and made of stone. Now unlike pony Odin, pony Zeus is kind of a dick so he without any question starts attacking like an enemy on Night Souls. Oh and Zeus was about 2 stories tall.
Zeus was throwing lightning bolts at everypony, but Blue's electric rat has that shit covered and absorbed the electricity. Now Pinkie trotted up to this rechargeable battery and bucked him right in his jewels and then upperhoofed him. Now that hurt like a bitch, but it didn't stop pony Zeus from giving her the back hand into the ground. I don't care who you are getting back handed by a god hurts! Now Blue knew he had to do something so he threw some magical ball that revealed a giant firebreathing dragon it was an small compared to Zeus though. It burned him with his fire, but lightning bro had a type advantage and sent him down in one shot. They thought all was lost but then a red and white hero came out of no where and chopped off Zeus's head. He was Crayfish from the God of Battle series. He told them that he hated shit and he wanted to break thinks for no reason so he joined the merry band of heroes. They flew back to Odin with Zeus's head in tow. He then bestow upon Pinkie the righteous powers of Metal. So she switched her yellow cloud for a much cooler giant Electric Guitar. She and her party got on it, but pony Loki was like:
"Wait! I would like to join you!"
And Pinkie was like again. "Okie doki Loki!"
So yeah he joined the team which was at least 20% cooler and they fell off into the castle of EVIL! After solving a bunch of lame ass puzzles and finding some Giant Key in a overly decorated box they went to the top using the stairs instead of riding the Guitar, cause that would be cheating and cheating is only cool when I do it. When they reached the top they saw that the creature was playing an organ menacingly in a dark room with stone walled room with some epic red carpet and torches. The other five mane characters were trapped in giant floating crystals. The villain turned around and he was one badass motherbucker. He had something that none of our heroes had something so evil that the world quaked at the very thought of it...He had..FINGERS! DUN DUN DAAAA! He was like some sort of monkey that could stand up straight with a big nose, dark skin, and red hair. He was still kinda cool though.
Now the heroes knew that this shit was the real deal cause of his aura of darkness..I don't know some defining evil characteristic. Pinkie being the mane character rushed him, but he shot some electric ball at her and shocked her. Loki didn't like that shit so he fired his magical energy blasts from his horn an hit the evil dude in his face causing him to stagger. Blue told his electric wombat to use the power of Zeus's lightning that it absorbed(continuity) and it did, shocking the villain for a shit ton of damage! Crayfish also got a hit in with his chain sword things. Only Pinkie need to get a hit so she jumped in the air as the power of Metal flowed through her focusing her claymore into an epic guitar and smashing it on the villain destroying him!
Yep, victory was pretty freakin' sweet for the Pinkie. All of the crystals shattered into rock candy(I dare you to get that reference!) And everypony was free again and they all gave Pinkie a group hug and it was really sappy and stuff. Everypony went outside. The other heroes had to depart they just kinda waved all except Loki. Pony Loki was like:
"Pinkie, will you marry me?"
And she was like finally. "Okie doki Loki!"
So they both got married and lived happily ever after in a magical castle that they stole from Celestia.
The End.