Redheart didn't know what to feel. On one hoof what she was seeing was hilarious enough to make her laugh so hard she'd have a heart attack, but on the other she felt sorry for poor Anon, who was once again in a sticky situation.

"I...um..." Redheart tried to form some kind of verbal response, but couldn't think of anything to say that wasn't some crappy pun or sarcastic jab at the unfortunate human.

Anon stood with his head completely concealed in Rainbow's vagina, while his left arm was shoulder deep in Lyra.

"Ok, first of all, are you alright in there?" Redheart asked with genuine concern.

"My head is lodged all the way up my soon to be ex-marefriend's vag while my left arm is somehow all the way inside a pony who has tried to rape me on several occasions, you tell me who would be feeling alright in this situation." He spoke in a dry and annoyed tone, his voice muffled.

Rainbow chuckled nervously and tried to ignore the pleasure she was getting from feeling Anon's mouth moving inside of her. Lyra just pouted and crossed her forelegs.

"I just wanted to try it after hearing what happened with you two last week." Lyra muttered.

"Your ass is going straight to jail after this, then you can be fisted all you want by your bulky cellmate named Shanikwa Shanky." Anon spat angrily at the mint coloured mare.

Redheart cleared her throat and turned around slightly, fighting the growing urge to laugh hysterically. "Well, let's get you to a private room where we can sort this out, as long as Rainbow Dash doesn't overreact to the needles this time you should be fine."

"N-Needles?" Rainbow squeaked in fear, tightening her whole body.

"Dash! Don't you fucking dare!" Anon shouted in both fear and anger, he did not want a repeat of his right arm.

"B-But you know how much I hate needles!"

"Dash I swear to Christ if you freak out again I will bite off your ovaries!" He yelled while clenching his fists, which caused Lyra to react and accidentally fire a beam from her horn.

Everyone paused as they all turned to the large hole in the wall that was caused by the blast. Anon then clenched his left fist again and Lyra fired out another beam.

"Anon, what are you thinking?" Redheart asked cautiously, backing away in fear.

Anon smiled wickedly, but of course no one could see as his face was still enveloped in rainbow kooch.

2 Days later

As a pack of Timberwolves ran through Ponyville, destroying houses and trying to kill the ponies, a tall, disturbing looking figure stood in their way.

A wolf leapt forward only to be obliterated by a blue beam.

Anon stood with Rainbow on his head, Lyra and Starlight on his arms, and finally the royal sisters on his legs. "I am the ultimate! Fear me! For I am Anonymous! Voltron of Friendship and Horse Pussy!" He yelled at the top of his lungs as he slaughtered the Timberwolves with his newfound unstoppable power.

Author's Note

Don't ask why, there is no reason that will excuse me for making this, I just got really ahead of myself

You're welcome

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