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               The Great And Powerful Human                
                      -by rubypages1-                      
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                       Introduction                        
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Introduction
You may not guess this, but the Great And Powerful Trixie hates attention. Trixie is a really lonely pony, but everypony looks up to Trixie, and Trixie tries to keep them going, because Trixie needs the bits.There is only one who doubts me, and she is very smart to doubt me, because magic isn't  real. I don't know how to teleport, or do spells, it's just something I picked up in school. (I took an online class) The only pony who doubts me is TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
I don't know how she did it, but she figured it out. And my main assistant, Derpy Hooves. She isn't very smart, but I love her. She brightens up my day everyday.
And my fans............
We really must get to the real conversation here. I don't want to talk about my fans right now.
My point is, I have a heart. I don't seem like I do, but I do. I keep searching for a very special somepony, but nopony wants me. I am so lonely.............
Well, anyway, you asked about the rock? Well, I can tell you about that.