A Day in the life of Pinkamina "Dianne" Pie

by Polaris Solarmoon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1190

A short story featuring Dianne Pie and Glitter Brightstar.

Pinkamina "Dianne" Pie or Dianne Pie for short,may not be one for showing emotions or partying like her more hyper counterpart Pinkie Pie but she is known for being very smart and is calm under pressure,being the librarian of The Golden Oaks Library, she wouldn't mind if somepony came inside to check out a book or ask for directions, however she doesn't like it when somepony is being too loud as she enjoys the peace and quiet that the library offers, the one thing that she has yet to understand is her friend Glitter Brightstar and this story will be about the both of them as Dianne attempts to find out why Glitter Brightstar is well,Glitter Brightstar...

( Knowledge may be power but too much of it could lead to a pony's downfall...- Dianne Pie 2017)

[This picture I found fits Dianne Pie perfectly.]

Published 2017-10-23 06:40:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-23 06:40:06 UTC

Book 1: Lesson Zero

Silence...., it is all that I get from this quaint little library home of mine and it is all that I ever care to hear even when somepony comes through my door it's best that they always treat me and my home with the utmost respect by being quiet and only speaking when I need them to speak or when they need my help with finding a particular book, Sometimes they go to me, other times to my assistant Aegis Diamondscale, my friends tell me that I spend to much time at my home then actually being outside but as they say "sometimes safe is better than being sorry" but I digress, Even I have days where all I really feel like doing is staying home and sleep, If your wondering where I sleep in my quiet little paradise, I sleep on the bottom floor and my assistant sleeps on the top floor..., Oh I'm rambling again aren't I? My apologies this happens from time to time..., So as my way of apologizing, Let me tell you all of the time I tried to figure out just what makes Glitter Brightstar... Well..., Glitter Brightstar.

It was supposed to an ordinary day, I was walking around Ponyville and was enjoying the nice calm weather, as I walked around, I could see the many houses and homes that make up our quiet little town and the many ponies who walked around doing whatever it is that they do, it was so peaceful...., that is until "she" showed up...

"Hi Dianne!" she says in her usually cheery voice.

Sigh... And I was hoping that the peace and quiet would last, sadly I was mistaken, there's no such thing as peace and quiet when Glitter Brightstar shows up for she is the literal opposite of peace and quiet and said pony just happened to appear near me of all ponies, so I responded with my usual response whenever she appears.

"What is it Glitter? Can't you see I'm in no mood for your childish antics today?"

A simple response that was said in my usual monotone yet, it yielded no response from the hyper unicorn for an impressive thirty seconds before she eventually spoke.

"Aww, but I wanted to invite you a party...,our friends are going and I invited Polaris Solarmoon and his sister too!"

That was all she needed to say in order to get my attention, Prince Polaris Solarmoon and his twin sister are some of the most intelligent minds in Equestra, in fact some of the books I have in the library are from Polaris Solarmoon's personal collection,just meeting him or his sister is a huge honor and many ponies look up to him and his sister, to say I was shocked when Glitter mentioned him was an understatement.

So I spoke.

"Fine then I'll go but no pranks, understand?" I had said to her to keep her from causing any trouble.

"Aww,your no fun..." was the response I received after I had said what I said.

Sigh... I had often wondered why Glitter Brightstar is the way she is, I personally believe that it had something to do with the Sonic Fireboom but one can never be truly sure, so after attending Glitter's party I had asked her why she is the way she is,this was her response to my question "te-he, you silly filly, why ask a question if it has no answer."

I was actually stunned by the way that my friend had said those words, it was like there was some hidden wisdom within that hyper body of hers but then again it's incredibly unlikely that she would ever be as knowledgeable as myself however her words did peak my curiosity and so had I made it my mission to figure out just what makes Glitter the way she is and I will not stop until I find it!

So I decided to monitor Glitter Brightstar's usual activities, unfortunately my research yealded no results and had gotten rather infuriating for a little while but I had eventually calmed down, I followed Glitter Brightstar until she had stopped near the spa's entryway, which was strange knowing that she almost never goes there anyway, so I had went over to ask her why she was there, surprisingly she didn't answer my question in her usual manner but had opted for an intelligent one.

"Well to be honest Dianne, I came here to relax, work was just a little too stressful today." was what she had told me before going inside.

I could only stare at the empty space where she once was, I wasn't expecting that other side of her but then again she is Glitter Brightstar so it's probably normal for her, I managed to pull myself together and decided to go back home and rest, I had realized at that moment that there was no point in finding out what made Glitter Brightstar the way she is as it would've been a feasable attempt and it would have also been too infuriating for me to continue with a study on a subject that I may never be able to find an answer to...

So in closing I'd like to tell you all that I have enjoyed this little story with you and I hope that whomever reading this will enjoy this little story, oh and if the author is reading this, I like to personality apologize for having broken the Fourth Wall as much as I have,it's actually very rare that I'd ever do so but this whole story is technically me breaking the fourth wall anyway so it's best I get this out while I can, Anywho I'd best get home and rest before Aegis Diamondscale starts worrying about me...

(Glitter Brightstar)

Hi Everypony, it's me! Glitter Brightstar! See I told you Dianne's stories were the bestest ever and this one is just as good as the other ones she wrote,oooo! I almost forgot, Solarmoon's here too! Say hi Solarmoon!

(me)

Uhh hello....

(GB)

Aww he's shy...oh well see you next time!

(me)

Sigh...,one fourth wall breaking pony was enough...

(the end)

Author's Note

A Day in the life of Pinkamina Dianne Pie

By Pinkamina "Dianne" Pie

(Ps: ignore the little comedy bit at the end,I just threw that in there to get the 1,000 words I need to put this story up...)

[this the first ever story that I wrote that had a character that was in it tell you the story instead of myself, this story is part one of a six story series.]

[oh one more thing there's a difference between Polaris Solarmoon (myself) and Prince Polaris Solarmoon ( my oc), Prince Polaris Solarmoon's personality vastly differs from my own, as for why we have the same name well... I really didn't want to cause any confusion, that wasn't my intention to do so, so now whenever a character mentions Polaris Solarmoon and they're not talking about myself, they'll say hello Prince Polaris Solarmoon as for myself they will only call me Solarmoon.]