My Little Chaos Maker

by N-A-T-I-V-E

Rating: mature
Tags: Discord, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Sad, Original Character, Comedy, Tragedy
Length: 1318

Discord's daughter is having her baby and Discord wants her baby to make chaos in Ponyville and kill of the princesses.

Published 2012-07-19 13:34:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-19 13:34:02 UTC

The Birth And The First Victim.

My Little Chaos Maker

By: N-A-T-I-V-E
"OK Screwball push!" said Discord

"I am pushing as hard as I can!" said Screwball

"Aww. I can see It little head.. It reminds me when my wife was having you.... But she wasn't as aggressive as you." he said

"Dad shut up!" she yelled

"OK your almost there Screw! Just a little more!" he said

"HUNNNNGERG! AHHGGGHHH!" yelled Screwball

"Its a boy!" said Discord

"Dad let me see it." demanded Screwball

"Geez! Here." said Discord

"Hey there. I'm your mom." said Screwball

"He is going to need a name Screwball." said Discord

"I'll name him Prince." she said

"AHhhahah!" laughed Discord

"What's the matter?" asked Screwball

"Nothing it's just.. DAT NAME!" laughed Discord

"You know what. You gave me a ridiculous name too and I am not frontin on my name.." said Screwball

"Yea but I didn't name you until you got your cutie mark..." said Discord

"But this is my baby and I get to name him what i want." said Screwball

"Fine." said Discord

Then a few months have past.

"Oh! Oh! Dad get the camera he is opening his first present!" said Screwball

Then Discord came running down and he fell down the stairs and he passed the camera to Screwball. "AAAIEEE!" Yelled Discord.

"D'awww isn't he so cute Dad?" said Screwball

"Yes he is Daughter.." said Discord while rubbing his head.

Then a year past.

"Happy Birth Day To You!" singed Discord and Screwball"Happy Birth Day Dear Prince Happy Birth Day To You!"

"Now blow out the candle. Prince." said Screwball

"Wow only one and he blow it out like a pro, and he walks like a boss. I know Screwball its a old meme..." said Discord

"Now Prince open the presents." said Screwball

Then a few years past by.

"Grandpa is my Mommy in pony heaven?" asked Prince

"Yes she is Prince.." answered Discord "You know Prince your mom fought for her life but she died because of the GOD DAMN MANE 6!!"

"Grandpa don't be mad!" said Prince

"Wait Prince how would you like to make chaos like me and your mom?" asked Discord

"Oh Yes! I thought you would never ask!" answered Prince excitedly.

"OK then lets get started." said Discord

Then Discord was teaching Prince how to kick, head but, and use a weapon and various things.

"OK you need to know your enemy Prince.." said Discord

"OK!" said Prince

"OK Who is this?" asked Discord holding up a Rainbow Dash Poster.

"A Poser!" answered Prince

"How about this one?" asked Discord Holding up a Rarity Poster.

"Some Stuck Up Bitch!" answered Prince

"Nice. Now this one!" said Discord Holding up a Pinkie Pie Poster.

"Its a Alcoholic Bitch!" said Prince

"OK Now This one!" said Discord Holding up a Apple Jack Poster.

"Its a Mother Fucking Cowgirl!" said Prince

"Nice ok two more to go! .. This One!" Said Discord holding up a Fluttershy Poster.

"Holy Shit! Its a Fucking Delicate Flower Bitch!" said Prince

"Good One! OK Last One!" Said Discord Holding up a Twilight Sparkle Poster.

"Its a Mother Fucking Egghead Cunt Bitch!!" said Prince

"Hmm. I think your ready for your reward.." said Discord

'I wonder what am I gonna get?' thought Prince

Then Discord came in and he tolled Prince "Hold out your hands." Then Prince did, and Prince looked what was in his hands it was a nicely firmed Katana which had Prince's name carved on the side of the blade. "Thank you Grandpa." said Prince. "Your welcome Grandson." said Discord

And ten years have past and Discord was slowly dying.

"Grandpa you can't die! Not yet!" said Prince

"Those GOD DAMN MANE 6 DID THIS TO ME!" yelled Discord

"I will seek revenge for you Grandpa!" said Prince

"Here have this." said Discord while handing the thing to Prince.

"What is it?" asked Prince

"Its a Time Traveling device it will take you to the past but your mom or me won't be there." said Discord

"Why?'" asked Prince

"Cause i'm dying this is my last stop, and your mom's was a long time ago.." said Discord "But you need to stop the Mane 6 and kill them! ..Oh and one thing."

"What?" asked Prince

"Here have this list... And I hope you meet a very special some one." said Discord

"I will Grandpa you will see in heaven!" said Prince

Then Prince took Discord's last breath..

"Well seem's like i need to finds these ponies.." said Prince.. Then he turned to the Time Traveling device it was just a small hourglass. Then he said the year he had to go to and shook it. Then he looked around and he found out that he was at the year when a princess was getting married. He asked who was the princess or what was her name was and a pony replied " The Princess's name is Princess Cadence." Then Prince looked at his the list what Discord gave him. Then he heard the voice of his Grandpa Discord. Which the voice said "Prince you need to go into the future a couple months from now!" then Prince said to the hourglass "Take me 8 months from now." Then he teleport from where he stand and he went to the castle from where he was instructed but then Discord said "You know you can just turn in to smoke and go the the room where she is staying in." "Your right Grandpa." Then Prince Tried hard to turn into smoke. Then everyone was looking at him and then POOF! he turned into smoke and he floating to the room where Princess Cadence was staying.

Princess Cadence was rubbing her belly and she was speaking to Shining Armor.

"Hon I was thinking that we should name him-" said Princess Cadence but she was cut off.

"Its ok we can just wait until he comes out of there." said Shining Armor

'There is never gonna be a baby..' Prince thought to himself

Then Shining Armor walked out of the room. Then Cadence looked out of the window and Prince appeared in her room.

"Well well well. I heard your having a baby." said Prince

Cadence gasp and said "Who are what do you want?!"

"Oh nothing just the unborn baby...Killed." said Prince

Cadence was talking to him and she was grabbing a dagger behind her. Then she braced impact on him. But he dodged the stab and he grabbed the dagger out of her hand and she screamed. While she was screaming she Prince covered her mouth. Then Shining Armor came in and he said "Let her go!" "Why should I?" asked Prince "Just take me instead!" Yelled Shining Armor "But i Don't need you I just need the to kill the baby.." said Prince "You better let her go or I'll get my guards!" said Shining Armor "Go a head and get your gay guards." said Prince. Then Shining Armor Yelled for his guards. But Prince Stabbed the dagger into Cadence's Belly and he opened up her Stomach and out came her intestines then the baby. he kneed down and grabbed the unborn baby and he threw it at the nearest wall and the baby went SPLAT! Shining Armor kneed down on his knees and he cried. Then Prince dropped the Dagger and he grabbed his Katana and then he tolled Shining Armor to get up. But he refused so then Prince grabbed him by the neck and he tossed him up and cut Shining Armor in half which leaved his guts flying out of his upper body. Then Prince heard foot steps and he turned in to smoke and he got out of the room and he floated to the Ever Free Forest.

"Heh good thing i got out of there in time. Mom you would be proud." Said Prince.