Five Nights at Freddy's: The Nightmare Begins

by AJoltOfDapper

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Comedy
Length: 1431

Welp. It's happened. The first story in which my Ponysona, Dapper Jolt, is the mane character... And it just happens to be about the most terrifying robots in gaming history.

Dapper Jolt, a Canterlot High School student looking to make a fast buck, finds himself working a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A big brown bear, blue easter bunny, bib wearing chicken, and pirate fox can't be all that bad... Right?
Well guys, I basically write about my Ponysona shitting himself in a dark, scary building, home to four killer robots! Enjoy me dropping f-bomb after f-bomb as the Phone Guy tries to tell me that I'm doing a good job! Sure, Phone Guy... Sure.
Mature for excessive, repeated use of the f-bomb and other swears.
Fnaf and related characters belong to Scott Cawthon.
Dapper Jolt belongs to me (NO STEALS!!).
MLP belongs to Hasbro.

Published 2017-10-22 08:40:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-22 08:40:06 UTC

Welcome to Your New Job...

-Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, 12:00 A.M-

Dapper Jolt, the dinosaur loving, Godzilla addicted weirdo of Canterlot High School, was doing something entirely unlike his (terrified of everything in the dark) behavior. Partially as a bet, but mostly as a result of his father, the pegasus now found himself in a small, eerie office with a large, steel door on either wall, and a medium sized monitor in front of him.

Dapper Jolt's heart rate was already rocketing, his yellow flashlight held shakily in his hoof. Suddenly, a loud ring exploded in his ears. The initial reaction was to leap up and cling to the ceiling mounted light, his pupils the size of a grain of sand with fear. When Dapper Jolt didn't answer, the messaging machine spoke. "Uh... Hello? Hello, hello? Well, if you're hearing this, than, I hate to say it, but you're severely fucked. And I mean fucked! But who cares, right?" Dapper's expression deadpanned. "Anywho, I need to, for like legalities and crap, y'know, read this piece of paper." The messenger paused momentarily, as if to catch its breath.

The pegasus looked around the room, legs shaking slightly. "Help me," he whined.

"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

The pegasus gulped down a breath of air, his gaze shifting to the computer monitor. The screen was labeled, Main Stage at the top left. But what really caught his eyes were the three different robots upon the stage; a chicken, rabbit, and bear. "Oh my fuck," Dapper Jolt choked in a thin voice, switching cameras to another spot of the building. The words of the Phone Guy drowned out the pound of his heart.

"So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But y'know... There was the damn Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the equine body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Say... I wonder how the kid did survive."

"WANDER?! WHAT?! Why in the FUCK can they WANDER?! WHAT'S THE BITE OF '87?!!" Dapper Jolt shrieked, his eyes the size of dinner plates. "FUCK THIS!!" the stallion rambled on. His thoughts then transitioned to why he was even here in the first place... A bet. "Triggerwing, if I survive, you are PERSONALLY on my death list."

Turning back to the monitor, Dapper Jolt gasped in fear at the realization that the rabbit was no longer visible upon the stage. "Oh, please don't be staring at the damn camera..." he whispered in fear, hesitantly switching to the closest camera.

"AAH!!" the stallion screamed in a filly's voice at the sight of a blue face and pitch black eyes staring straight at him through the camera. His expression dropped like a fly as the image was replaced with static.

"Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night," the Phone Guy finally finished before the click that signaled his hanging up rang in Dapper Jolt's ears.

"C-conserve... Power?" he gasped, his heart racing and muscles twitching with rising terror. "P-please... Help. Me."

-4:30-

Dapper Jolt had pretty well crammed himself underneath the desk of the security office, all the while watching both doors for signs of activity.

Looking up, the pegasus stallion spotted a tall, blue rabbit in the doorway staring at him. With cold. Dead. Eyes.

"Uuh... Heh. Hi?" Dapper Jolt spluttered nervously, flicking on his flashlight. "Please don't kill me?" Bonnie was unresponsive, and only stood, watching him.

Suddenly, the mechanical rabbit took a heavy step forward. On cue, Dapper Jolt leapt from underneath the desk and rocketed through the opposite door, his security cap unable to keep up. "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK YYYYOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!" he shrieked before colliding with a wall and falling flat on his back.

Sitting up, the pegasus could clearly see a large brown bear wearing a top hat and bowtie before him. Freddy took a step towards him, metal gears grinding and clanking with each movement. "Oh... You're not so tough looking are you?" Dapper said with a nervous smile, slowly rising to his hooves. "Y'know, why should I be afraid of you?"

As if to answer, Freddy let a mechanical scream ring from metallic jaws, lurching forward and effortlessly lifting the night guard off of his hooves. Dapper Jolt strained to escape the animatronic, wildly flailing his hooves at the bear's face. In response, Freddy forcefully began to close his mouth down on the stallion's skull. Dapper Jolt lifted his hooves to the robot's snout, pushing against him with all of the force he could muster.

"I SWEAR TO CHRIST, TRIGGERWING YOU ARE SO DEAD!!" Dapper Jolt shouted over the heavy sound of metal and gears. "SO IS HOPE!!" With this, he forced his flashlight between Freddy's jaws, kicking the animatronic off of him. As the bear pried the electric torch out of his mouth, Dapper Jolt sprinted back to the office, slamming a hoof against both door switches.

"Oh... I think I'm safe," he gasped, slumping back in the office chair. Gazing at the computer monitor, the stallion spotted a yellow chicken standing at the kitchen camera. "Oh, God damnit!" he groaned, "that God damn chicken trying to exact its revenge on me! Ah, piss off, chicken!" he yelled at the screen, lifting his middle wing feather to the monitor. "Oh... OH NO! THE CHICKEN IS GONE!!" he whinnied in fear, his wings jerking upright.

"AH!" Dapper Jolt shouted in fear at the sight of the large chicken animatronic at the doorway, slamming his hoof into the door button...

Only... It didn't work.

"Please, have... mercy?" Dapper pleaded, taking a step back. He was met by a cold metal against the back of his neck. Looking up, the pegasus was staring eye to eye with an animatronic fox. "I think I just shit myself," he whispered before a loud shriek was emitted from Foxy's long jaws, nearly giving the stallion a heart attack... He did faint though.

-Canterlot High School, 8:00-

"Dapper Jolt!!" Triggerwing exclaimed enthusiastically, approaching his friend with a wide grin.

"FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH!!!" the pegasus roared in his face. "You better hope God is on your side! Because when I'm done with you... OOH... You'll wish you hadn't been BORN!!"

Triggerwing reeled back in shock and slight confusion, his ears flat. "Whoa, man, chill out!" he retorted, lifting his hooves defensively.

"Chill out?! CHILL OUT?!! I WAS ALMOST EATEN BY A GOD DAMN ROBOT BEAR, KILLED BY A FUCKING CHICKEN, AND SCARED TO DEATH BY TOD FROM FUCKING FOX AND THE HOUND!!" Dapper rambled, throwing his hooves up in despair. "YOU HAVE NO IDE-" Dapper Jolt cut himself off with a series of explosive coughing, dropping his saddlebag and holding a hoof to his chest.

When, at last, he had recovered, the stallion was still heaving for breath, his face beet red. "I'm not going back there," he said at last.

"I don't expect you to. I mean, you won the bet and took on a giant animatronic bear," Triggerwing said with a smile, patting Dapper Jolt's shoulder.

"Yeah... I did. You're right... So where's my bits, bitch?!" the pegasus said, holding out a hoof.

"Uh... He heh. Funny you should mention that. Well... Uh. Go back to work tomorrow morning, to prove you can do it twice, and I'll give you the bits."

Dapper Jolt is severely TRIGGERED.

Author's Note

I am going off of limited info, considering I have not played the games (too chicken) and was not crazy for watching gameplay, or listening to backstory. But, I tried. Hope you guys like the first chapter!
GUYS GUYS!! I also discovered that the night five phone call, if it is heard backwards, you hear the title of a fan game; The Joy of Creation.