His Tool is Her Toy

by serenade

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Random, Shining Armor, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 4115

Shortly after their wedding, in an attempt to make their sex more fun, Cadence suggest she magically remove Shining Armor's penis from his body. He agrees and crazy hijinks ensue

Shortly after their wedding, in an attempt to spice up their sex lives, Cadence suggested to Shining Armor that he could be her sex slave. When he agreed, Cadence cast a spell to remove his penis from his body so she can hold onto it as her own possession, to do with as she pleases.

Now, Shining Armor writes an entry in a journal, reminiscing about how things have gone in his new life, as well as an exciting experience the night before.

Fetishes include: detached penis, BDSM, domination, submission, orgasm denial, near constant teasing, horn job, wingjob, cunnilingus, rough sex, mild cum inflation, and impregnation

Published 2017-10-23 20:00:05 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-23 20:00:05 UTC

Our new life

September 3, 1001 ANM

Entry #1

It's been months since the event that turned my life upside down. I thought I would start a journal to catalog my experiences in this . . . interesting situation. I'm bossed around almost constantly and always have to be on my best behavior. I figured that this way, I could at least have a way to let off some steam. It's a wonder why I didn't think to do this sooner. I guess hindsight is 20/20 after all.

Anyway, shortly after our Honeymoon in Las Pegasus, Cadence told me she was getting tired of our plain old vanilla sex life. We've been "getting down and dirty" as they say ever since we started dating, but it's always been the same old routine every time. She wanted to spice things up and try something new. She suggested that it might be fun if I was her sex slave for a while. She wasn't sure how long it would last, but she figured that if there were any problems, we could stop. Though I hate to admit it, for as brave as I can be on the battlefield, I've always had a fetish for submission. There's just something about the idea of being dominated by a gorgeous mare that turns me on, a lot. So, naturally, I agreed. Little did I know what I was getting myself into.

Cadence cast a spell to separate her cock . . . or should I call it my cock? I guess It was still mine back then, wasn't it?. But she's had total control over what happens to it for so long, it's weird to think of that cock as my own. Well, anyway, Cadence cast a spell to separate her cock and balls from my groin. I don't mean to brag, but it's a pretty decent hunk of meat. It's about 18 inches long, mostly white in color with a hoofful of black splotches and a pink head. The area where it's separated looks like solid flesh, but all the veins and stuff can still flow in and out of her dick as though they were connected together. The spell is only intended for a little bit of fun for an hour or two. However, Cadence managed to modify it so that my bladder would be redirected to a second urethra in a secondary pseudo cock that she crafted from magic. Unlike her cock, it's pathetically tiny, barely bigger than the tip of my horn. Not only does it not get hard, but I can't feel it at all. All it seems to be good for is allowing me to take a piss whenever I feel the need. It allows for long term use of the "Penis Separation" spell, sure, but this set up makes it so that I'm completely at Cadence's mercy for any kind of sexual gratification.

She's my mistress now. To the rest of Equestria, she's Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess of Love and ruler of the Chrystal Empire. But to me, she Mistress Cadence, the one who's pleasure is my sole purpose in life to provide.

I can still feel everything that happens to her dick, almost as though it were still attached. She put's it in a safe which only she knows the combination to, lined with cushioned velvet for the sake of comfort (when she's not using it at least). She cast an "Erection" spell on it so that it would always be rock solid, and always ready for her to use for her own pleasure. I got to say, it felt really weird to constantly be hard 24/7. Words can't describe how awkward it was trying to walk around in public, constantly feeling like I had a raging boner. Even though I knew nopony could see it (and even though I eventually got used to it), it was still very embarrassing. Next, she put an "Anti Orgasm" spell on it so she could tease me relentlessly. I can only get off when she wants me to. Then, she gave it a "Protection" charm so we wouldn't have to worry about it getting injured. Unfortunately, the charm does nothing to stop the pain. Finally, she layered an "Identification" charm on top of everything so the spells would only react to her magic specifically. Any other magic would just slip off. So regardless of how I might feel about it, only she can remove the spells.

With all those spells in place, her dick is practically just a dildo, albeit a very realistic one, and she treats it as such. She only ever uses it for her own pleasure. Every night, she uses it to jerk off. She told me that between the constant erection and lack of cum, when I'm not in the room with her, it's easy for her to forget that it's a real cock, rather than just some cheap dildo. Half the time, when she teases me, she doesn't even realize she's doing it.

Our mornings are especially interesting, at least as far as bathing goes. If she's in the shower, then she'll take her dick in there with her (and lock the door of course) both to clean it and to jerk off with it. If I'm in there, she might take the opportunity to jerk off with her cock while she's waiting for me to finish. Sometimes we even shower together. But in that case, she doesn't touch her cock at all. Instead, she makes me work her to an orgasm in other ways. No matter what, it's always a massive tease.

Needless to say, between the constant erection and frequent teasing, There's rarely a time that I'm not horny. And I mean extremely horny. All those hormones can make it hard to think straight and it took a very long time to get used to that. Now, I've reached a point where I can ignore it for the most part and focus on other things. But it still gets in the way now and then.

She does occasionally let me have an orgasm, but only after I do everything she says. The only staff at our Chrystal palace are the guards. I am a butler, chef, janitor, greeter, and secretary all rolled up into one. If I do everything Cadence asks, if I manage to please her, then maybe, just maybe, she might remove the Anti Orgasm spell . . . if she feels like it. But she's usually not in the mood. However, if I ever fail to meet her expectations, try to cheat on her, or try to touch her cock without her permission, she puts a cock ring with spikes on it around her shaft as punishment, complete with a ball press. It hurts worse than the flames of Tartarus when she does that. I should know. I've been there (don't ask).

However, ever since Tirek stole everypony's magic a week ago, she's willing to be more lenient. When I asked her why that was, she said that when she was stripped of all her magic and locked away in Tartarus, it showed her what it felt like to be helpless, to not be able to make any of her own decisions. She had never really had that kind of experience before. Even when she was lost in the caverns underneath Canterlot before our wedding, she still had the determination to find her way out so she could set things right. There's also the fact that my little sis was there to help her. Because that taste of helplessness was so small, when she became ruler of the Chrystal Empire and started controlling my life, I guess she just forgot about it. But now she's seen things from my point of view, so she's starting to temper herself.

In fact, just last night, something totally unexpected happened. We had just finished washing each other in the shower (she cleaned my dick that morning) when she said "Slave, today you have swept, mopped, dusted and scrubbed this castle from top to bottom, you've cooked me three delicious meals, you've covered ever meeting that didn't require my personal appearance, and you've filled out all of the tedious paperwork. You've been polite and respectful and the perfect gentlestallion all day. So, I'll make a deal with you. If you can manage to lick me to an orgasm, and it has to be an amazing orgasm, then I'll take my cock let you cum in my pussy."

I was shocked. Sure, Cadence had let me cum before, but she usually made me cum inside my own mouth or maybe in my own ass. If I was lucky, she might jerk me off with magic. She even gave me a blowjob . . . once. But I never expected she would let me cum there!

"Are you sure?" I asked, concerned "I mean, I would love to. I'm thrilled. But are you sure you're okay with the risk? What if you get pregnant?"

"Don't worry," she said "I cast a contraception spell on myself before our shower. It'll be fine."

"You're not jerking my chain?"

"I promise."

I just shrugged. If she was prepared, I had nothing to worry about.

The next thing I knew, Cadence was already on our bed, on her back, with her pussy near the edge on full display. I couldn't help myself. I just dove right in. All the while, the same thought kept going through my head on repeat "She wants an amazing orgasm? I'll make sure it's mind blowing" Luckily for me, I'd already been through this a million times. I knew exactly what what turned her on.

I started by licking circles around her clit. When she let out a soft moan, I moved on to suckling on it. We'd done this so many times before, I knew exactly what she wanted. As the minutes passed by, I buried my muzzle deeper and deeper into her slit until I found her G-spot, which I started licking with my tounge. She was already wet for me before I even started. That shower probably helped no doubt. With my hooves, I rubbed around her cute little teets, using my magic to pinch and twist her nipples. I teased her plump clit too, as it winked out, begging for attention. As I dug in, her deep, breathy moans encouraged me to give it my all.

With my muzzle buried in her snatch so far I almost couldn't breath, I reached out my magic to start massaging her wings. All the little feathers and joints giving way under my magic touch. She trembled as her walls clamped down around my nose with a tremendous moan, so loud, I'm sure it could have been heard across the entire Chrystal Empire. That was good, really good, but just to make sure she had the best orgasm possible, I created a fleshlight out of magic and used it to give her a hornjob.

That did it. With one final lick on her G-spot, cadence let out an ear splitting scream of pure bliss, so loud, the bathroom mirror shattered. I reveled in the feeling as mare cum soaked my muzzle. On and on it went with no end in sight.

She kept squirting her liquid for a solid minute before it finally started to calm down.

Cadence was panting hard, out of breath. "Wow!" she exclaimed "That was . . . that was incredible! I mean . . . I just . . . wow!"

"Does that mean you'll keep your promise?" I inquired.

"Oh, I don't think so" she said. "That was great and all, but it could have been better" she deadpanned with a plastered expression of mild disinterest as she started to examine her freshly painted hooves (paint that I put on there) as though they were the most interesting things in the world.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. All of that hard work and I get nothing for it? What the hell? "But you promised . . ." I started to say.

But I was interrupted by her trademark, domineering giggle. "Oh, I was just messing with you Sweetie, I'll give you that orgasm I promised. You've earned it."

Dear Celestia, what a tease!

Well anyway, I watched her horn light up as she turned the combination to open the safe. The door swung open to reveal the prize I'd been waiting for. I jumped in place as I felt the electric tingle of magic wrap around her entire cock, teasing it as Cadence levitated it towards herself. As she drew it closer, she slowly flipped over onto her stomach and lifted her rump into the air.

With her dick mere inches from her marehood, the anticipation was almost too much for me. Then, it happened. It made contact with her. Her dick was sandwiched between her petals and Cadence was using the head to stimulate her clit. While I was glad to see she was enjoying herself and the sensation felt really, really good, in the back of the mind, I couldn't help but wish she would skip the foreplay and just get on with it already. I wasn't gonna complain though. There was no telling when an opportunity like that would happen again and there's no bucking way I was going to ruin it.

Before long, cadence decided to get on with the action. An electric jolt of pleasure went up my spine as she stuck the head into her marehood. I couldn't help but buck my hips instinctively, even though I knew it wouldn't accomplish anything. Slowly, so torturously slow, inch by inch, she took more and more of her stallionhood. As she tried to take her length, she struggled to push it in all the way. When the medial ring passed her vulva, I was on cloud nine.

Then she stopped. For all of her attempts to push it in further, it just wouldn't go in any more. With a grunt and a moan, Cadence gave up trying to shove it in with magic, opting instead to just sit on it, letting gravity do the work..

My eyes shot open as I felt her head crash against a barrier. That must have been her cervix. As her heavy, bloated balls slammed against her clit, Cadence let out a moan and her wings flared out behind her.

"Well" Mistress said "Don't just stand there. I want to stare into your eyes when I cum. Give me a kiss you big lovable stallion."

I happily obliged. As I tried to climb onto the bed to sit and face Cadence, she started bucking her hips, using her magic to pump her dick in and out of her. The unyielding pleasure made it difficult to move, but I managed to sit my plot down right in front of her, trembling as I did so. Staring into those lustrous, violet eyes, I leaned in and our lips made contact. She opened her mouth, shoved her tongue into mine, and i did the same. The pleasure grew more and more intense as our tongues fought for dominance. I could feel a pressure building behind my groin, like water on a dam. It could only be so long before that dam broke.

Breaking the kiss, I tried to reach her horn. Cadence noticed what I was doing, so she lowered her head for me. As the tingle of her magic filled my mouth, I felt her inner walls get tighter and tighter. They were squeezing up and down her dick, as though they were trying to milk it of all the cum it had to give. And there was a lot of cum stored inside those balls. It had been more than a month since I'd last gotten off with near constant teasing all the while.

I decided to go back to making out with her, substituting that fleshlight around her horn. Those lust filled eyes were all the evidence I needed to know she was getting close.

Suddenly, Cadence screamed out as her cunt clamped down around her shaft. I could feel her hot marecum squirt around her shaft. The pressure built up in my crotch again, more and more and then . . .

Nothing happened. Cadence came down from her orgasm and I was left feeling wholly unsatisfied, my own orgasm getting cut off.

"What the hell?" I thought. "Mistress, I thought you said . . ."

"I know what I said."

. . .

. . .

. . .

I stared at her expectantly.

"What? You didn't think I would let you cum right away did you?"

"Well, yeah. I just thought that . . ."

She let out that domineering giggle again. " Oh no. I'm just getting warmed up. I have different plans for you."

I watched, shocked, as she pulled out her special, black, strap on. Oh right, did I forget to mention? Cadence vowed to never put her dick back on my body. So, in case she ever wanted me to rut her like a real stallion, she custom made a special harness that would allow her dick to be as close to it's original position as possible without actually being attached. There's a small pouch on the inside for my pseudo dick to slip into so it's out of the way. On the outside, to hold her dick in place, there are a set of three steel rings. One goes around her shaft and the other two go around each of her balls. I never thought she would actually use it, but it looked like I was finally getting the opportunity.

I shivered as I felt the cold metal against my skin. But as Cadence strapped the harness in place, that was the last thing I wanted to focus on. Finally, she gave me her cock, no, my cock. Yeah, that's right, it is my cock. It always has been. I finally had it back, and I was determined to put it to good use.

I reached out my magic, grabbed cadence and threw her backward so that she hit the pile of pillows on the headboard. I jumped on top of her, ramming my dick directly into her slit. She screamed out in pleasure as her walls were stretched open. I started thrusting my hips, pumping my dick in and out of her, so fast and so hard that I broke through her cervix and into her womb.

"Don't . . . aaaah . . . get too excited now. . . . moan . . . I know I . . . ngh . . . promised you could cum, . . . aaaah . . . but you're not gonna cum . . . moan . . . until I do!!!

She started bucking her own hips in return, driving my shaft even deeper than it already was. I could feel that pressure building in my crotch again. I was already on the edge. But time after time, I failed to go over. That dam just wouldn't break and it was driving me crazy.

I could see the outline of my dick through her belly as it bulged out. That was so hot, I almost came just from that. At least, I would have cum had I been allowed to.

As my medial ring rubbed against her G spot, I could tell she was having just as good of a time as I was. Her walls started to squeeze my dick again, trying to milk it. With each thrust, I got closer and closer to my ultimate goal as Mistress pushed toward her own orgasm.

With one final thrust, Cadence let out the loudest moan I'd heard yet. She arched her back beneath me as walls clamped down around my shaft. Even more of her juices coated my cock than before.
And with that, she removed the Anti Orgasm spell.

With an animalistic grunt of unimaginable bliss, the dam broke and I came. I came so hard. spurt after spurt of hot, thick strings of jizz rocketed directly into her womb. On and on it went, spurt after spurt. It went on for what must have been a solid minute. Cadence came again as I felt a second wave of her juices wash over my groin, letting out a tremendous moan.

By the time we started to calm down, I could see her womb was bulging out from the sheer volume of cum. She looked like she was pregnant.

Finally, we collapsed, completely exhausted and lost in our after glow. I was curled around her in a tight hug as her throbbing inner walls accentuated the last of my orgasm. I've never felt such a complete sense of peace and serenity before. All I could do was just lay there, enjoying the soft texture of her fur, the soothing pattern of her breathing, the ambient heat of her body, and the slow beat of her heart. A heart that I knew loved me above anyone else, not the Chrystal ponies, not the other princesses, but me and me alone. It was nirvana and I wouldn't have complained if it went on forever.

Alas, all good things must come to an end. The next thing I knew, Cadence shoved me off of her in the most ungraceful manner possible. "huh" I stupidly thought to myself through the thick fog of sleepiness.

It was one of those situations where I fell into unconsciousness so absolute and dreamless that when I woke up hours later, I thought it had only been a few seconds. Apparently, Cadence woke up before I did. Given that she woke up with me on top of her, warped completely around her and with my stiff dick still buried deep in her snatch, I can't really blame her for freaking out a little. I would have too in that situation.

She later said there was this huge ordeal where she tried to get out from under me but couldn't because my dick was still stuck inside of her. In her panic, she had to blindly fiddle with the harness using magic to try and get it off of me so she could push me out of the way. She was having trouble though. The whole ordeal took a few minutes it was all around a giant clusterfuck.

When she finally managed to get my cock out of her pussy, she didn't even try to be gentle levitating it out of it's harness, pinching my shaft and balls in the process. As I winced from the pain, she slammed the door of the safe closed, trapping it in it's metal prison. She soon followed suit with the harness, shoving it into the drawer she kept in in.

"Well slave" she snapped, irritated "I hope you really enjoyed that orgasm last night, because you're not getting another one for at least another three months, if I'm in the mood that is."

I hung my head. I don't mean to sound ungrateful for all of the pleasure she provided last night. I couldn't thank her enough for her generosity. But I knew it would be a very long wait until my next orgasm. It always is.

Your's truly,

Shining Armor

Two weeks later, Shining armor was filling out some documents in the other room when Cadence called for him from their bedroom. "Oh Shiny, come here. There's something you should know."

"Shiny?" Shining thought to himself "She hasn't used that nickname in months! She must be in a really good mood.

"Yes, Mistress?" he asked, galloping into the bedroom.

"I'm pregnant"

"What!" Shining exclaimed, completely loosing his composure. "What about that contraception spell?"

"I guess it didn't work" she stated plainly.

"Fuck!"

Author's Note

AND THAT'S HOW FLURRY HEART WAS BORN

Anyway, this is the first clopfic I've written that's actually original. I do have another one, but that's a clopfic of a fanfic and I don't think it's even very good . . .
Self criticism aside though, I hope you enjoyed the chapter.

Btw, before you ask, no I don't have any intention of writing another chapter. I might write one eventually, but I'll have to find the inspiration first.

P.S.
Aside from the countless hours I've spent indulging in chastity porn (look it up if you dare), I've got to give a special shout out to the fic that was my main inspiration for this story. "Removable"
That's also a pretty good clopfic. I recommend checking it out.