The Savage and the Skulk

by Nicole Sunstone

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Vice-Principal Luna, Equestria Girls, Porn, Pinkie Pie (EqG), Ms. Harshwhinny, Comedy, Profanity, Random, Principal Celestia, Sex
Length: 4757

A mysterious hand mirror, enchanted with Equestrian magic, falls in the hands of Principal Celestia and Luna, bringing out their animal instincts towards each other.

When a mysterious hand mirror is confiscated on the grounds of Canterlot High, Vice-Principal Luna gives it to her sister, Celestia for safe keeping. As the two are exposed to the Equestrian magic behind the mirror, Celestia finds a lot more of her daily activities to be more funny than what she's used to. Meanwhile, Celestia's antics force Luna to adopt some unhealthy eating habits that could have a significant effect on her appearance.

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Published 2017-10-24 02:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-24 02:20:06 UTC

Chapter 1

The Savage and the Skulk

By: Nicole Sunstone

As the bolts of Equestrian magic whizzed out of the portal in front of Canterlot High School, one of the loose pockets of energy found its way into an antique shop located on the main street of the town. Striking a seemingly ordinary hand mirror, the magic caused the frame to slowly turn purple with an ornate decoration, similar to that of Princess Twilight Sparkle’s crystal mirror. The top of the handheld mirror was adorned with a horseshoe as the glass shimmered with the magic now imbued inside of it. Through the reflection, a multitude of universes flashed by in an instant, including the wide world of Equestria as evidenced by a certain pink pony popping up in the frame.

“Celestia!”

The principal looked up from her desk to find her sister standing in front of her, holding a hand mirror with an odd decoration on the top of the frame. Celestia sighed and closed the folder of paperwork she was working on.

“What is it, Luna?” she asked, resting her hand against her cheek.

“We found this mirror lying in the soccer field early this morning. It’s possible that it might have been dropped by a student.” Luna explained, handing over the mirror to Celestia. Looking through the mirror, Celestia saw nothing but her own reflection in the shimmering glass.

“I’ll be sure to catalog it into our lost and found then,” Celestia stated, putting the hand mirror into the drawer of her desk. Luna nodded and went back out of the door to Celestia’s office, making her way to her own personal one.

Celestia opened the folder to resume her paperwork laid out in front of her. She sighed as she scribbled with her pen, writing down notes on the forms and letters so that they could be distributed to the faculty. The low murmur of students could be heard from outside the office as Celestia concentrated on her work. Once the bell had rung, Celestia closed the folder and pulled up the microphone on her desk. Flicking the switch on the base, the microphone buzzed as it connected to the speakers around the school.

“Good morning students and happy Tuesday. Today’s announcements include…”

As Celestia finished her work for the day, hours after the students had been dismissed, she noticed a strange sound in her office. It had sounded like a buzzing of a vibrating phone but it also had an airy tone to it as well. Looking down at her cell phone, Celestia noticed that it wasn’t ringing or displaying anything on the screen, but the sound of the buzzing persisted. Holding her ear to the desk, she heard the noise coming the loudest from a drawer. She opened the suspect drawer to find the hand mirror that Luna had delivered to her earlier. The buzzing had stopped as the glass of the mirror shimmered and sparkled.

Celestia picked up the mirror and looked once more at her reflection. Her purple eyes focused on the image as she tilted the mirror, noticing a unicorn with a colorful, flowing mane looking back at her. Tilting it further, she saw a mermaid, a griffon, a dragon, a deer, and a buffalo before landing on a white-spotted hyena. Blinking at the strange images in the tilted reflection, Celestia set the mirror straight and looked directly into it as her normal, human reflection stared back at her. The glass shimmered at her stare as Celestia shook her head, not noticing the strange sense of magic slowly seeping into her.

“Celestia!” Luna called out, entering the office. Celestia quickly put the mirror down, looking at her sister with her wide eyes.

“Yes, what is it, Luna?” Celestia asked, shuffling her papers over the mirror. Luna glanced at Celestia’s desk before looking back up at her sister who was blinking more than usual.

“Are you alright?” Luna asked, crossing her arms as she held on to several yellow slips in her hand. “You look… frazzled.”

“Frazzled? Oh, it’s probably nothing. Was there something you needed me for, sister?” Celestia replied, her eyes adjusting back to normal.

“Yes since detention has just ended, I figured that you would want to document today’s delinquents.” Luna passed Celestia the slips in her hand, each one written by a member of the faculty.

“Oh dear, why do we have so many bad children?” Celestia sighed, shuffling the slips in her hands.

“Not bad children, sister. Simply bad decisions.” Luna corrected, taking a seat as Celestia reviewed the slips.

“Fido grabbed the crotch of his shorts while involved in a basketball game.” Celestia read aloud before snickering.

“What was that?” Luna asked, her eyes narrowing as her sister cleared her throat.

“Nothing. I mean, boys will be boys,” Celestia added, setting the slip aside. “Dumbbell punched a student in the gut while screaming ‘hammer of justice!”

Celestia snickered again, leading into a full-blown chuckle. Luna cleared her throat as Celestia slapped her desk, laughing at the slip.

“I’m sorry. I don’t get it but it’s funny!” Celestia laughed, trying to catch her breath as she set the slip aside.

“Poindexter had to go to the nurse for that injury,” Luna added as Celestia picked up another slip.

“Fluttershy was disrupting class with pictures of cats?!” Celestia laughed, closing her eyes. “Really? You sent Fluttershy to detention for that?”

“She was presenting them during a classroom review! Ms. Harshwhinny was clearly perturbed by Fluttershy’s actions.” Luna explained as Celestia continued to laugh, trying to calm down.

“Fluttershy is harmless! And they’re… pictures… of cats! Hahaha!” Celestia roared in laughter.

“Sister, pull yourself together!” Luna commanded, giving Celestia another slip to review.

“Okay, okay,” Celestia took a deep breath before reading the next slip aloud. “Snips was squeaking in his chair and farted in a student’s face during class.”

Celestia laughed harder, slamming her hand down on the desk as she laid her head down, her hair falling over her face. “Now… that is funny!”

“Disrupting class and flatulence is absolutely gross!” Luna explained sharply with a huff.

“One has the liberty to fart, Luna! Phhhhahaha!” Celestia replied, making a raspberry with her mouth before ripping into another fit of laughter.

“One more, sister,” Luna sighed, sliding down in the seat, defeated. Celestia wiped a tear from her eye and picked up the last slip.

“Snails was caught harassing a girl by discussing Fluttershy’s breasts and wanting to drink milk from them?!” Celestia read aloud, “This can’t… I can’t… Snails?!”

Celestia leaned back in her seat, roaring in laughter as her legs kicked up in the air behind her desk. Luna rolled her eyes and got up from the chair.

“I bet you anything that Snips is the one that taught him that boobies have milk! Hehehehaha!” Celestia continued, laughing as she collected all the slips.

“You want to get anything to eat? I think you need something in your mouth to keep all those laughs from coming out.” Luna suggested, opening the door to Celestia’s office. Celestia cataloged the slips before bending over, laughing again.

“Do you realize what you just said, Luna? Ah hahaha!” Celestia laughed, holding her chest as she tried to steady her breathing. Luna sighed and groaned, leaving the office without her sister.

“Sure, I’ll take a nice, messy footlong if you’re offering! Hahahaha!” Celestia chuckled to herself, scratching the back of her head as she felt her breathing start to return to normal.

“Welcome to Happy Burger! Can I take your order?”

Luna looked over at the illuminated menu in front of the drive-thru. Tapping her fingers on the car door, she thought about her options.

“I’ll take a number 8, curly fries, with a diet cola,” Luna replied into the clown-head shaped box next to her car window.

“Alright, and would you like to a side of apple pie with that order?”

“Yes, that would be good.” Luna sighed, feeling the hunger in her stomach building.

“I’ll have your total at the window! Please pull forward!”

Luna shifted the car into gear and drove down the drive-thru lane towards the open window. Hearing the enthusiastic voice coming from the clown head, Luna couldn’t help to think that the voice sounded strangely familiar. As she rolled up to the window, she was greeted by a pink-haired girl wearing a restaurant uniform with a clown-head cap on her head.

“Oh hi, Vice-Principal Luna! Fancy seeing you here!”

“Pinkie Pie?” she asked, trying to remember the student’s name. Pinkie nodded happily, pushing some buttons on the register as the drawer opened.

“That’ll be 9.23!”

Luna handed the cash to Pinkie through the window as she quickly returned her change and handed over her meal.

“How come you work here?” Luna asked, sticking her hand into the paper bag to grab some of the curly fries. She nibbled on the bag fries that she picked up, looking at the pink-haired student.

“Oh, you know me, V.P. Luna! Always serving up smiles!” Pinkie grinned from ear to ear as she gave Luna a pretty pink unicorn toy with wings and a colorful mane on it. “See you tomorrow at school!”

Luna placed the pony toy on the dashboard before driving away from the restaurant. Grabbing a handful of fries, she shoved them all in her mouth as she was driving, letting the flavor fill her up. Her mind was focused enough on her sister’s laughter, but that was now accompanied by a pony with Pinkie Pie’s face on it, bouncing up and down as she giggled. Her eyes drooped as she drove into the night, continuing to eat her fast food from the paper bag.

“Good morning, Luna!” Celestia chirped happily from her desk early next morning. Luna waved her hand as she looked from behind her dark-blue bangs hanging over her eyes, bloodshot with dark circles as she yawned.

“I wish I was in bed right now,” Luna replied, her stomach growling as she scowled at herself. Celestia giggled and sorted out the papers on her desk, finding the sheet for the morning announcements. Flipping the switch, Celestia spoke clearly into the microphone.

“Good morning students! Happy Wednesday! Here are your morning announcements!” Celestia began, clearing her throat as she read off of the sheet in front of her. Luna yawned as she watched her sister from her seat, rubbing at her own arm in an attempt to stay awake.

“Our thought of the day comes from the theme of honesty. We encourage every student to be honest and we hope their condor inspires others!” Celestia continued before giggling at what she had just said. “I mean, candor! Students do not need to bring birds to school, that’s just silly!”

Celestia laughed heartedly over the PA system as Luna raised an eye at her sister. Leaning up from her seat, she rested her hand on the desk next to Celestia.

“Are you okay, sister? Please tell me that you’re not going to go off on another fit.” Luna whispered, making sure that her voice didn’t get caught by the microphone.

“Oh Luna, don’t worry about me!” Celestia said, stifling another giggle at her regular volume. “You’ll be happy to know that Vice-Principal Luna is concerned about the morning announcements! Heehee!”

“You don’t need to announce that!” Luna whispered sharply, getting up to point at the sheet of paper in front of Celestia. “Just read what’s on that!”

“Okay, okay!” Celestia took a deep breath before looking back at the sheet of paper. “The word of the day is ‘orgasm!’”

“Dear Celestia!!!” Luna exclaimed loud enough for her voice to be caught on the PA. Celestia looked at her sister before cracking up.

“Wait, wait, I mean ‘organism!’” Celestia laughed, slapping the table. “A living body of cells! Although, the former is something that Vice-Principal Luna really needs right now! Pahahaha!”

“That is absolutely uncalled for!” Luna slammed her hands on the desk before storming towards the door. “And over the PA, Celestia? Have you no shame?”

Celestia laughed louder with the microphone off as Luna opened the door to the office, slamming it behind her as she left.

“And she’s gone from the office! Bye bye, Lulu! Hee hoo!” Celestia giggled, her head feeling lighter as she laughed more. “Well, that’s all for today, students! If you see my sister, say ‘Bye Lulu!’”

Celestia flicked back the switch as she laughed, her eyes becoming half-lidded as she started to feel warm in her office. Taking off her jacket, she couldn’t help but notice the light brown fur growing on her arms, stopping around her wrists. She chuckled to herself as she rubbed the furry parts of her arm, feeling a sense of pleasure from the sensation.

“Welcome to Breakfast Barn! What can I cock-a-doodle-do for ya?”

Luna spoke into the drive-thru box, scanning down the menu. “I’ll take a number four meal, with the hash browns and large coffee please.”

“Certainly, next window puh-lease!”

Luna drove her car towards the next window, stopping at the fast food attendant where he asked for the total. Giving him her credit card, he quickly swiped it and returned the card and receipt to Luna before handing her the bag and drink through her car window.

“Hope you have an egg-tastic day!”

Luna rolled up her car windows, speeding out of the fast food restaurant’s parking lot. Although she took a detour for a late breakfast, she was still needed at the school. Digging into the bag, she grabbed the hash brown patty and bit into it while driving back to the school. Chewing the potatoey goodness, she couldn’t help but notice that she had bit into the wrapper around the biscuit, tasting the paper on her tongue. Looking down at the massive bite mark on the biscuit, she shrugged and swallowed the bite anyway.

Luna arrived in the parking lot, having finished the hash brown biscuit with half of the wrapper accidentally digested as well. Digging again in the fast food bag, she grabbed a couple of ketchup packets and ripped them open with her mouth, sucking the tomato sauce out of them. The dark circles around her eyes grew as she felt her ears tingle, not knowing that they were covering in dark-grey fur.

Grabbing the main sandwich from the bag, Luna bit open another ketchup packet and squirted it on top of the bun. Taking another big bite, she had bit into the white wrapper, chewing the plasticy paper along with the egg and cheese within the bun. The ketchup drowned out most of the odd flavor as she savored every bite of her breakfast. Her teeth grew sharper as she chewed, ripping through the sandwich and its wrapper like it was nothing.

Finished with the majority of her meal, she looked at herself in the mirror with her darkened, bloodshot eyes. Luna rubbed her cheeks with her hands as she stared at herself in her rearview mirror. Picking up her coffee, she raised it to her lips as the hot liquid touched her tongue.

“Aghh!” Luna cried out, spilling the coffee all over her shirt. The heat stung her chest as she grumbled loudly in her car, reaching over for the bag to check for any napkins. As she frantically searched, her nails ripped the paper to shreds as her nails grew longer and sharper. Groaning, she reached behind her driver’s seat to slip on an old CHS hoodie to cover up the spill.

Getting out of the car, Luna closed the door behind her and started to walk away. A loud ripping noise filled her sensitive ears as she saw the hoodie rip, getting caught in the car door. She scowled again, ripping the caught fabric away from the side off to get free. Pulling up the hood to hide her face and her ears from the students, she slowly trudged up to the back entrance of the school.

“There you are, sister!” Celestia greeted happily, her hair slightly messier that morning. She wrapped her arm around Luna in her ripped, baggy hoodie before her nose caught an odd scent. “Do I smell… coffee?”

“It’s a… long story, Celestia.” Luna sighed, pulling away from her sister. Celestia held her hand to her mouth as she stifled another giggle.

“Alright, where are we going today?” Celestia asked, clearing her throat as she fixed her jacket.

“We’re observing Ms. Harshwhinny’s class this morning,” Luna explained, leading Celestia out of the office, over to the door where the class was already in session. Celestia clapped her hands and opened the door, walking through where Ms. Harshwhinny was in the middle of her lecture.

“Oh, it seems we have some guests!” Ms. Harshwhinny announced, setting down her piece of chalk. “Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna, what a nice surprise!”

“Oh don’t mind us, we’re just sitting in!” Celestia smiled and waved to the students as Luna stared blankly at the rows of faces. A student closest to the door scrunched up her nose as she caught a whiff of what scents Luna was emitting from her stained clothes.

“Alright class, let’s do a quick quiz to see if you’ve been paying attention!” Ms. Harshwhinny suggested, pulling a series of note cards from her desk. “Now, a rainbow has how many colors?”

Several students rose their hand as Ms. Harshwhinny picked one of the students sitting in the front row.

“Six?”

“No, it’s seven. You can’t forget indigo!” Ms. Harshwhinny corrected. Celestia snickered, covering her mouth with her hand.

“Not. Here. Celestia.” Luna warned sharply under her breath.

“But everyone knows it’s seven! Pshee!” Celestia replied, letting out a slight giggle.

“And what are the three primary colors?” Ms. Harshwhinny continued, calling on another student who had their hand raised.

“Red, orange and yellow!”

“No, those are the first three colors of the spectrum. It’s red, blue and yellow!” Ms. Harshwhinny shot back, biting her tongue to not say anything in front of Celestia and Luna.

Celestia bit down on her hand, feeling her teeth getting sharper as they dug into her skin. She coughed and chuckled as Luna nudged her in the side.

“Are these kids stupid or something?” Celestia asked, her mouth muffled by her hand.

“Be nice, you need to act professional!” Luna whispered angrily.

“Says the one in class smelling like coffee and looking like a garbage rat!” Celestia whispered, starting to laugh as she held onto her own knee.

“Okay, next question: what colors make purple?” Ms. Harshwhinny read off of the card.

A handful of hands raised up at the question as Ms. Harshwhinny picked a student in the back of the class.

“Green and Red!”

“I’m sorry but that’s in-”

Celestia burst out laughing, howling as she stomped her feet on the floor.

“Green and red? Seriously? She just told you that the primary colors are red, blue and yellow! Hahahaha!” Celestia laughed as Luna scowled, before holding her hands over her face to try to hide her shame.

“Principal Celestia, if you could please-”

“Bahahaha! Ms. Harshwhinny, you need to give these kids some finger paints because the only colors they know are blue and white from their phones!” Celestia roared with laughter as Luna groaned and stepped out of the classroom, going off on her own.

“I… never have heard such insolence in my own classroom! I have a mind to report you to the school board!” Ms. Harshwhinny shot back as the students watched on as the two adults bickering amongst themselves.

“Good luck with that! They haven’t answered our calls in months! Hee hee hoo!” Celestia got up from her seat, bending forward as she laughed.

“I need to you to leave so that we can continue the lesson!”

“Okey-dokey!” Celestia giggled, running her hands through her hair as it became messier. “Bye-bye, class!”

Skipping out the door, Celestia found herself in the hallway, still in the middle of her laughing fit.

“She thinks she can tell me how to teach!” Celestia said aloud, mocking Ms. Harshwhinny. “Hahahaha! She’s not even the best teacher!”

Going off to the parking lot, Luna’s stomach rumbled as she thought about taking another quick trip off campus to get some food. As she was walking to her car, she caught a glance of Granny Smith dumping out the old cafeteria food into the dumpster behind the building. She paused as her thoughts went over the idea, as she accidentally dropped her keys in front of the car. As she leaned down to pick them up, an intoxicating aroma reached her nose. She sniffed as she looked back to the dumpster, becoming entranced with the scent that the metal box was giving off.

Running over to the open trash bin, she took a deep whiff as she caught the scent of french fries and half-eaten burgers. Looking around for a second, she crawled into the dumpster and ripped open the trash bags, letting the rotten and spoiled food fall around her feet. The scent of the food filled her head as she quickly grabbed handfuls of the fries, stuffing them in her mouth.

Luna’s hands continued to scoop up the trash as quickly as she could eat it. The greasy half-eaten burgers and fries filled her mouth as she continued to dig into the trash. She didn’t notice the circles around her eyes growing larger around her face as her mouth pushed out into a short muzzle. A patch of fur started to grow on her cheeks and spread as she continued to enjoy her meal in the dumpster. Swallowing a banana peel whole, she panted as she felt herself at peace in the pile of rubbish, away from her annoying sister.

Stripping away her hoodie, Luna giggled and dived headfirst into another trash pile, sucking up a stray strand of spaghetti. Her hair got tangled up in the grease and muck of the trash, becoming a dark black color, with the fur around her face spreading down her neck. Swimming some more in the garbage pile, occasionally licking up the leftover melting ice cream, Luna laughed and smiled as she made her space in the dumpster.

The fur crawled down her chest as she panted, feeling the whiskers on her face grow out. Her body began to shrink ever so slightly as she began to slip out of her clothes. Lifting her chin, her neck shortened into her pudgy furry body as her breasts covered with dark gray fur. Licking off the grease and leaking garbage on her hands, Luna’s arms shortened as they also covered with the fur, shifting her hands into tiny animal claws.

Moaning softly, she ripped away from her overgrown pants and underwear as a long bushy tail began to grow from her backside. Stretching on all fours, her legs shortened as they matched her furry pudgy body, letting her feet become similarly small animal paws. She smiled and squeaked, digging around in the trash more in her smaller, agile form as she forgot all about her troubles.

Celestia stumbled through the halls during the class period, occasionally laughing to herself after leaving Ms. Harshwhinny’s class. Taking off her jacket, she noticed the fur on her arms starting to spread. Holding her hands against her head, she fell to her knees as she chuckled. She ran her hands down her face as similar patches of fur started to grow on her cheeks. Her mouth started to shift as it became a stubby muzzle with black lips, with her nose growing out. Her teeth pushed out as she laughed out loud with her mouth open, the teeth shifting into large fangs.

Closing her eyes, her pupils shifted to a bright yellow color as she opened them back up wide. Her ears shifted up her head as she reached up to her hair, her ears covering with light brown fur as they became pointed. The fur around her eyes darkened as she laughed and howled, feeling the fur running down her neck. Her hair shortened as the rainbow colors were drained from her locks, filling with a dark brown hue instead for her new mane around her pointed ears.

Pulling off her shirt, the fur covered her belly as she felt her breasts shrinking underneath her ill-fitting bra. Taking it off, her stomach covered in fur lighter than her coat color as she fell on her back. Her body began to shift as it started to shrink down, her neck shortening into her body.

Slipping out of her overgrown pants, she felt a tingling between her legs as a long, thick member started to grow to replace her womanly slit. Panting as she wiggled out of the rest of her clothes, the fur covered her shifting legs as her hands turned into soft paws with dark brown pads. Rubbing her paws on her belly and down to her shaft, Celestia moaned at her new animalistic state. As her feet finished shifting at the ends of her new legs, she stood up on all fours as a short stubby tail grew out of her furry backside.

Strutting out of the back door to the school, Celestia’s eyes caught the fluffy tail of the raccoon on the windowsill. Luna nibbled on the apple core in her claws, unaware of her becoming her sister’s prey. Celestia chuckled in her hyena state, startling the raccoon as it scurried away from the school. Celestia quickly gave chase, being able to tackle Luna onto her back before she could get away.

Holding her paws on Luna’s pudgy, furry body, Celestia licked her lips as she laughed more, her eyes widening at her prize. Luna panted as she looked up at her sister, feeling a heat starting to radiate from deep inside her as her tail curled up around her short, furry legs. Celestia looked down at the presentation of Luna’s furred slit, her mind giving into her animalistic desire.

Pressing up against her stomach, Celestia’s shaft started to stiffen against her prey. Luna looked down the hyena’s body as she panted, feeling the heat of her arousal fill her head. Her mouth opened as she lolled out her tongue, holding up her claws as Celestia spread open her legs.

Celestia snickered to herself as she slipped her hard shaft into the raccoon’s slit, feeling her tight, warm walls grip onto her. Moaning as she laughed, she quickly thrust into Luna as she felt herself push deep inside her prey. Luna moaned as the hyena pumped into her, hearing their thighs slap together as she laid on her back while being drilled by the hard shaft. Her tail flicked happily as her dirty juices started to leak out and coat the thick member rocking in and out of her.

The hyena’s paws gripped onto Luna as she continued to push deeper into her. Celestia moaned as she pulled out of the raccoon’s slit, letting her dirty juices drip onto her stomach. Luna panted and rolled over, lifting her tail and chattering to signal to the hyena that she wanted more. Celestia mounted her prey, pushing deep into her slit as the raccoon’s fluffy tail flicked against her stomach.

Luna moaned and panted as the hyena pumped harder into her. Scratching her claws against the ground, her legs spread open as Celestia’s shaft pushed deep into her soft opening. Closing her eyes, she felt her inner walls tighten against the hyena’s member, the strokes against her giving extreme pleasure to both animals.

Celestia panted, feeling her shaft start to pulse deep inside the raccoon’s tight slit. Pumping into her strongly, she moaned as she spurted her hot dirty juice into her prey, filling up her soft opening. Luna moaned loudly as her slit squirted out her own messy juices, spilling onto the hyena’s shaft still inside of her. Pulling away, the raccoon collapsed on the floor as her slit gushed out with all of the hyena’s lovely, dirty juices. Celestia chuckled as she fell on her back, letting her tip spurt out some of her excess juice onto her stomach.

Rolling around to get a good look, Luna crawled over to the hyena’s stomach, lying down against her fur. Celestia’s paws wrapped around her as she snickered, licking at the raccoon’s ear. Feeling her sister’s tongue against her fur, Luna tried to swipe her claw against her leg as she chattered, closing her eyes in the hyena’s embrace.