Pinkie pie's BIG suprise

by quhz

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 780

its a good stry yo ist haz all u fav pioniiiz suchh as pinki pi twotlot sporkla and manny morre

"its a good stry yo ist haz all u fav pioniiiz suchh as pinki pi twotlot sporkla and manny morre"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-17 07:31:45 UTC

Chapter 2: IM PRIGINENT

Chapter 2: IM PRIGINENT

Pinki pie had many moor secrets an hur is da second one, seh was addictied to drugs. She luved ponyy weed and alcohl 2. she was really nic

all da tim but today she was in a bad mood cuz she was prginent. se had 2 tell sum poni so she told ranbawdash. Shew sid ranbow, im priginent

ranin bow sid that she had to leave 2 go buy some smokes and would be bakc nevver. Dis made pinki pi vArry saded and shhhe waz off 2 find

da daddy. Seh cALLed 4 a hawt poni nammeed suprise. supris sadi she culdnt be a dad and jumed out a 90 story building. Dis mad pinki pie

varry vayrr sad cuz she neded 2 find anothr poni 2 be a dady. next sh asked a poni nammed carrot top and sh said 2 hur will u be a dady and

she said nooooooooooo get lost u mothr fukin bithc u suk butts. dis mad hur varry varry VARRRY sadded. nxt she askde da doctor if he wuold

be d daffy and he said no and whent poop and took an arrow 2 da face.so dis mad hur poop her pants.netx she askeed tweolot spork if shu wuld be

a daddy and seh said no cuz i have 2 go die in a book. so nxt seh asked sooooooooooooo mannny poniez if day wolud btuu all of dem had excustes

so pinki went to da gun storeee. Pinki pi andd bouht a poni shaped gunn to koll evr one in da wold lik skrillexs gey song butden shu kill her

self in da ballz and dat was itt.

Chapter 3: twolot gose 2 jail

Pinkie Pies bigg suprisd byr trollfics

Oncee apone a boner, there waz a slutt nammed pinki pi the res0n shee waz a slut was cuz she luved biving handy j's to everyone. Hur dumbb ass frinds didnt know  so she talld themm. shee saidd dat sheu didntt want to butt tolot put a sapll o n hur. she was laiying of curse. butt all evr1 beleved hur. day semnt tolowt 2 jail 4 a thoused seconds. dis mad hur mad so tolow planned 2 kill pinkiie in ja1le. Whu she got out shee bouth a gunn frommm mcdonalds an askeed 4 a mighht kidsz meal wit 1 mc nugget for only $20, wowwo whut a steel shee said and got it for only $90. whun she was dunj wit hur bigg boi mel she got th gun(witth waz a bubblre guin) whunt 2 killl pinkiw pi. whut she didntt knbiw waz dat pinkiie pi gottt out a ches burggre an killlld evryon even hur DDDDDD. DA EDDEDEDDDED??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Bonner soty

Onecce aa pona a tim the ass was fat

***YOU JUST READ A MY LITTLE PONY TROLLFIC***

(I don't care if you use this in anyway)

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Chapter 1: First Chapter

Chapter 1: First Chapter

Oncer a pona a tim in eqestrria thur was a poni nammmed porkiee piee shhhh waz a norrmal ponnnniue wit a biggg stry, shhee hadded a penisss!!111

Shhhe hadden toldd eny onne not evn hur frinnds, towlot sporkle, ranbew dahs,fltuuershh, anndd apol jok.Butt on dis dey shee waz. Shhe gatrd all da ponis

up to tell dem da bigg supriswe. Shhh saide tolot cannn i tell u a sekre? tolot sas surr pinki i luv u. pinki sid i luv u 2 but I haz a drk secret, i hvvv a

penis. twolot parkel sid it okk u still haewt an kawiii. den sehh kalled ova ranibaw dahs. pinkiie sied i hav a peniss. raibw dsh said it k i luv fun ting thye kool

andd rinebwo dshe said i luv u letts havve amine stly sxe latter. pinmi sdi k. Den pinki askked fluuuuutrre shyhh den pin nmki pi sid i hv a penis an fluterr shhh sadi

k i luv animes so i undstand. den shhh akes apol jak da sam ting. shhh sid it kol i hav a big bro so he kol 2 i lik dik. so den day all had sexx for 300 yers

untill dey all had 2 go hommme and poop

DA END LOL

*bonis storrie

onnnce in cntur lot dar waz a ponni nammmed dj poniii three shhe mad da phattes beastt by drrr drayy an sh luvvved sux so thy had sux wit pinnie

pi and otur poniwes da ennedd

DIS ISH MINNNEEE DONNNTEW STELALALLL