Inter Dimensional Scrap Reprocessing

by Bobobomlp

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Science Fiction, Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1060

You ever wonder what happens to the battle fields of wrecked ships or the trash piles that never seem like their ever mentioned? Well Our company is the answer to those mysteries!

Let me Introduce to you, Inter Dimensional Scrap Reprocessing. Or, the I.D.S.R.
We are The company for all your scrap reprocessing needs, from swords and shields, to frigates and capital ships, we are the clean up crew for you! Never again do you have to worry about all those precious resources going to waste! From the smallest scrap piles to the largest planet sized debris field, there is no project to big or to small for us to handle.

We are a company that prides itself on customer satisfaction, we will reprocess any battlefield/trash yard material for a trade of either of the following! Info on other potential clients, a resource of equal value to service provided, or any other agreed upon trade deal. Heck, well process your scrap and send it back for only a small processing fee (to be discussed). SO give us a try!

Published 2018-07-28 16:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-07-28 16:20:01 UTC

Introductory Pamphlet

I.D.S.R. Sentient Resources Department Approved

Hello and Welcome to the I.D.S.R.
This Electronic pamphlet will help answer any and all questions/concerns you may have about the entity known as the I.D.S.R. Any questions you have can be answered by simply speaking clearly and calmly in to the now flashing recording device.
If you do not have the ability to vocalize your Questions/Concerns, you may use the provided written language Board or other appropriate communication setting/input.

To start off we will list the most common/normal concerns most sentient beings have when first introduced to our Organization.

Q-1.What is I.D.S.R.?
A-1.We are an Multi-Dimensional reprocessing/Aid Organization primarily focused on the disposal, or Repurposement of unwanted material / waste products of Intelligent life.
A-2.We also May trade back Processed material for a fixed price, that scales on the amount traded.

Q-2. Why have i only been informed of you just now?
A-1. Another entity in your universe informed us of a new potential client for our services.
A-2. We found you needed our services and introduced ourselves.
A-3. You Became an entity the was deemed fit for business interactions.

Q-3. Are you a threat to any/all other beings in this universe?
A-1. Yes/no
A-2. No, If you intend to keep any and all interactions/information about our organization restricted to those we specifically list as Accept-able.
A-3. Yes, If you intend to misuse our services or break any of the listed terms in the contract you had signed to acquire this pamphlet in the first place.

Q-4. What is the scale of the I.D.S.R.?
A-1. Only Information Available to members of class 10 or above
A-2. Large Enough to handle any problem/needs you have.

Q-5. How do i apply for an order/Project?
A-1. By using the this very Pamphlet after this introductory lesson is over,
as explained by our S.R.D. Associate.

Q-6. Will you involve yourself in any conflict that takes place in my Universe?
A-1. NO
A-2. If needed we will protect any and all operations on a situational basis.

Q-7. How do i keep this a secret from other entities that you haven't allowed?
A-1. That is a case by case question, but we will take measures to adjust to your needs/ environment to best conceal all operations.

Q-8. What if i cant afford your services?
A-1. We will discuss other forms of compensation on a case by case basis.

Q-9. What if my local operations are uncovered?
A-1. Depending on the level of importance to our company, you will be either given aid to cover/integrate .
A-2. Or, we will deem you not worth our resources a will be summarily disconnected from our services.

Q-10. Where do i get started?
A-1. By contacting the S.R.D. to continue with the introductory program!

"And that concludes your introductory course on the entity known as the I.D.S.R !"
The figure spoke energetically. "Any questions?"

"just one" the young princess said hopefully. "Can you insure that my ponies will never have to worry about the mistakes they make or the evils that may pass?"

"They've shown that they're an accident prone subjects, and i need assurance that neither i nor they need not hesitate in our actions to survive this dangerous land."

"While this is definitely a ...difficult case, it is not one our company can't handle." The Figure said reassuringly, while reading from what seemed to be the same tablet she had.

"It's just ....i've just gone through so much not just a few days ago, to suddenly being a ruler of a whole kingdom!" She exclaimed worried.

"All we need from you is a simple signature, and all these worries will be handled by us." The Figure stated sounding reassuring.
"You need not think about any of the cleanup, restoration, or reconstruction of any accident that happens within your kingdoms borders, you have my word."

As the young princess stared at the glowing line at the bottom of the tablets screen, she thought only once more about the decision she was about to make.

Then she signed her name.

As the figure saw what the now client chose, he smiled softly.

"Welcome to our I.D.S.R corporate family, Celestia."

As Celestia looked back at the closing portal she pondered if she made the right choice for her sister and her ponies.

Shaking her head, she shoves those thought for later and focuses on leading the new kingdom that destiny bestowed upon her and her sisters shoulders.

"Celestia , Celestia!" A pony in the distance shouted in both relief and urgency.

"What is it now crest wake?" Shouted celestia as she then winced in thought of how long her assistant must have been waiting for her to return from her surprise disappearance.

" Oh mine queen celestia i bethought i would nev'r see thee again after a portal hath appeared out of nowhere and swallowed thee whole! I bethought we hadst hath lost thou!" Crest said wheezing slightly after having just gone to the town to go get help.

"Crest, i thought the town agreed i'm not a queen. But a princess, my sister has a celestial mark too." Chiding and looking annoyed at the unicorn.
" mine apologies princess but i must inquire what hath happened to thee and wherefore thee disappeared ?" Said crest with both a worried and questioning look.

Just as celestia was about to answer her, she had a second thought and reflected on the situation she and her kingdom were now in. Under the seemingly protective gaze of a shadow organization with magic the likes she had only thought of in stories. Used almost uncaringly and with such normality to what they had accomplished.

Taking that in mind she replied "Nothing, it was just me getting used to my new powers and accidentally teleporting away."

Looking over to see if it worked, she saw a questioning look on crests face for but a second before she replied. "if 't be true that wast what hath happened mine princess, for as long as thee art safe then all is well. "

Taking a quiet breath of relief, she looked over the hill they were walking over and took in her kingdom and what trials she may face for but a few seconds before straightening her expression and trotting to meet with the town leaders.