War…
War… never changes….
Until it does…..
No the war has not changed.
The war has changed… or has it…. No… yes…… maybe?
Our story begins in the sea, somewhere in the North Sea, around that area. An old, big grizzly bearded man in a humble fishing boat saw an explosion of light come over the horizon. He doesn’t really do anything but stare in utter amazement at the sight of a huge green island appear, without displacing the water in this slightest.
Humanity were quick to spot the sudden appearance of a huge ass island between the United Kingdom and Scandinavia. World leaders panicked at what to do, but luckily America’s great half human, Oompa Loompa leader immediately invaded this strange new land. Despite objections from all the other inferior countries, America did what needed to be done.
Hovercraft were soon on the scene, packed with heavily armed troops. They met zero resistance as they approached the shore line of the island. In no time at all, they were deployed at the beaches.
The troops marched forward into the land beyond. Many complained about the lack of air support, artillery support, tank support and good Internet connection for porn, but they marched onward nonetheless, despite the lack of those things, for they knew the life of a soldier was not meant to be easy.
Private Jim, nervously held onto his rifle as he marched with his fellow soldiers through this terrifying land. The place was unnaturally bright, the land was literally a cartoon made real. There were colorful flowers, rainbows and cute little critters everywhere.
Jim didn’t look so distinguished from the rest of his men, since all of their heads were shaved just like him. But he had a light stubble and was very pale skinned. He looked like Commander Shepard.
The soldiers soon came upon a heavily forested area. They marched through the forest, but little did they know they were being watched.
Nothing eventful happened for quite sometime. Until a pink blur came speeding toward them, grabbing Jim, taking him screaming into the abyss of the forest.
“No! They took Jim!” some guy shouted.
Immediately the men began to panic, firing their machine guns wildly into the trees. Rather than scare off the creatures of the forest, it seemed to attract them.
Pastel, big booty, shire horse sized ponies came charging from all around them. The human’s bullets pounded into their bodies, but shattered like glass upon impact on their forms. The humans screamed, wildly firing their guns as they attempted to retreat.
The ponies with their hooves outstretched grabbed the fleeing humans, pinning them down, before forcibly hugging them and nuzzling their necks. The humans screamed, struggling to push the affectionate equines off them, but to no avail. They were simply too strong.
One by one the humans were ensnared by alien horse creatures.
“Sir! We need help! They seem to be invincible! And they won’t stop hugging and licking us! And they are disturbingly sexy.” screamed a man on radio.
His radio soon died, but not before he could be heard moaning in bliss whilst kissing the pony holding him.
“Get them out of there!” said an old, grey commander like guy.
“No. We must nuke the horses!” said the half human, Oompa Loompa president of the United States of America.
Warheads were quickly armed and sent flying toward the strange land. The first nuke hit the middle of the land, creating a massive mushroom cloud. Unfortunately, it had nowhere near the affect they wanted. Rather than turn the ponies into radioactive vapour, the radiation simply absorbed into their bodies… and cause them to grow… rapidly.
Shortly, more nukes followed, which only helped the ponies to grow even larger at a faster rate.
The soldiers in the forest, were locked lips kissing the already huge ponies. Somehow, they didn’t die, despite the nuclear blast happening not too far away. Nor did their bodies break under the increasing enlarging mass of the growing ponies atop them.
The ponies grew and grew, eventually to the point the human could merely kiss a small part of their lips. Like mountains, the ponies rose over them fueled by nuclear energy pumping into them, smothering their tiny bodies under the increasing mass of their super-massive butts.
The humans beneath them worshiped them by, kissing, rubbing and squeezing their squishy soft, rapidly growing backsides. Their tiny bodies humped against their giant butts, pressing their small penises against their inflating rumps. The ponies moaned in arousal, from the tender worship they were receiving by their small human lovers, their sweet tasting marecum flowing into their lovers mouths.
The humans worship only caused their growth to accelerate. The ponies with a human beneath them began to grow significantly bigger than a pony currently without a human underneath them.
Up and up the ponies rose into the air, growing bigger and bigger, fatter and fatter, heavier and heavier. Their backsides received the strongest augmentation of growth, becoming quite disproportionate to the rest of their body.
Deep in the heart of this horse land a massive, big white booty pony, currently the size of Mount Everest addressed her massive crowd of growing mountainous horses.
“A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. Today humanity shall be smothered under the weight of our almighty pony butts and worship them. March to Earth. Leave none un-worshipping our backsides.” she called to the cheering crowd.
The giant ponies slapped their gigantic backsides in a salute, the fat cheeks wobbling like jello from the impact. Their fat cheeks slapping against the other one with a delightful sound of flesh slapping against flesh.
“There will be no dawn, under our butts.” she quietly whispered.
The ground shook as a massive army of gigantic, growing ponies marched out of Equestria. Initially they had to swim to get to the other countries, but as they grew more and more, their legs simply could reach the ocean floor, therefore they could simply walk to them.
Humans put up a pitiful resistance against the giant ponies. Jet fighters circled giant ponies , firing missiles at them. The ponies giggled in delight at the feel of bombs hitting them, only helping them to grow even more.
Dark shadows were cast over the land, as their rapidly swelling backsides prepared to sit down upon the puny little humans.
Humans ran in terror at the sight of mountainous pony butts, taking up the sky.
Trillions of tons worth of big fat pony booty came to rest upon human cities. Destroying them under their incredible weight, but sparing the humans. The humans trapped beneath their almighty butts struggled pathetically against the power of pony butt, before submitting to the butts and worshipping them.
One by one, all visible human resistance was wiped out by gigantic pony butts. Until all that remained were tiny little human resistance outposts, deep underground. While the rest of humanity were more or less zombified in worship of the godly pony butts.
End
