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by Dgrb

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Human
Length: 175

What happens when an immortal is stuck in a hole for five thousand years? Hilarity

OK, is this thing on? there's a flashing red light so I THINK it's on hmm… oh well lets say it is. Where to start, well I suppose the beginning is all ways the best place to start. I've been in this hole for… oh about 5,782 thousand year's and… wait… that's not the beginning err ah just shut up and read the story!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-27 04:22:46 UTC

Prologue

"Where am I again?"

He sat there stroking his chin wondering about the the last thousand years, where had he been? What had he done? What had he eaten, but alas twas all for nothing as he sat and thought and thought and thought and then he... thought some more till he had thought of all and remembered none.

"I remember... hmm... a cave... and I remember... a... voice... my voice... no... a friends voice... a friends voice asking... asking for what? Asking for... me! The voice was asking for me! But... where's the voice gone? Where did I go? Who was my friend?"

The strange bipedal being wondered as he sat on a rock... in a cave... somewhere damp with roots... they looked familiar to the strange biped, they sparked a memory... a name... eve... ever... ever something...

"Well let's dance!" Shouted the strange biped as he danced, till he danced no more... DUN DUN DUN...

"Oi be quiet up there I'm trying trying to dance down here!"

Sorry DUN DUN DUN...