Saltiest Salt (Gone wrong) (In the hood) [WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SURPRISE YOU]

by DaveDotExe

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Thriller
Length: 3696

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie order the saltiest salt in the known universe. Hilarity ensues. Also the ending will surprise you, I guarantee.

If anyone sees this, please read this fic or at least skim through it, you won't regret it!

This also happens to be a troll-fic, so read at your consent. Don't leave a dislike cuz it was badly structured or stuff. Or dislike, I couldn't care less.

When Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie order the saltiest salt in the known universe, they decide to prank Spike and it goes wrong. In the hood. What happens next will surprise you. No, actually I'm not kidding it's an M. Night Shaymalan twist. Also, it has some copypasta and pop culture here and there. I hope you enjoy something I threw together half awake at 3 in the mornin. Hoii ti toi ti toiii.

CONTAINS: Sodium Chloride %100, Swearing, copypasta, jerruu seenuufeellldduuuu

Sequel story to a serious story called Dragons Don't Dream

Published 2017-10-26 00:20:11 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-26 00:20:11 UTC

Saltiest Salt in all of the Salts

Both Pinkie Pie and Rainbowdash stood idly, eyeing the brown parcel that was situated on top of the counter, which was inside the kitchen, which was inside Sugar cube corner, which was inside of Ponyville, which was inside Equestria which was inside dimension P-05140919.

"Is this really it Pinkie?" Rainbow asked.

"I am 9001% super-duper-sure," Pinkie replied, "see I'm supadupasure since it's over 9000%!"

"Should we open it?"

"I guess."

Rainbow laid her cyan hooves on the brown parcel and began to slowly tear it open, as Pinkie's pupils grew to enormous size. The parcel shed a white box, which had a note taped to it, taking the note, Rainbowdash read the note out.

This package contains the most saltiest salt known to any living creature in Equestria.
Be warned, as we carelessly put large quantities of salt into it, and even a single grain of this
salt will make you (and your internal organs) shrivel up more than Granny Smith's Wrinkly green skin.
Yeah I know right. That shriveled.
Make sure you have the ratio of 1 grain of this salt to at least over 9000 kilograms.
Ingredients:
-Salt bae meme.
-Overwatch community
-Overwatch community's tears
-Ocean
-Triggered brony's tears when I spell Rainbow Dash with space.
-Dead sea water (from Earth)
-Trash talker from TF2
-Trash talker from CS: GO
-Trash talker from Overwatch
-Roblox OD'er's tears
-Minecraft "Pro's" Tears
-Me when the teacher doesn't round my %5.3 to a %100
-Celestia's Words after she reads a Molestia fic
-Table salt
-Iodized salt
-Maltodextrin for preservative even though its salt.
-true crime braggers when no-one listens to them
-Weeaboos, weeaboos everywhere.
-Rick and Morty fanbase when someone doesn't get a Joke.
-Sodiumm Chloridee

"Um, Rainbow I don't know what half of these things are..."

"Yeah, me too. Hey, wanna prank spike?"

"Okay let's do it!"

Pinkie and Rainbow proceeded to open the package to a small salt shaker and put it on the counter. Pinkie proceeded to run around the kitchen using either a fourth wall break or being high on speed (Pun intended). Soon the pink flurry ended and Pinkie Pie was now mixing up a cupcake batter. Rainbowdash unscrewed the lid of the salt shaker while her pink friend wasn't looking. Pinkie proceeded to grab the salt shaker and planned to put a single grain of it in, instead of dumping the entire contents (minus the lid of the shaker) into the mix. Pinkie shrugged it off. Rainbowdash giggled, picturing Spike's horrified look as he tasted the super-salty cupcake. Pinkie put the cupcakes into the oven and let them bake while they came up with a plan on how they were going to give Spike the cupcake.

"I'm not sure about this Pinkie Pie," Spike said

"Awwww come on Spike it'll be awesome! It's totally not filled with a super salty mixture!"

"The last time you said it wasn't filled to the brim with sugar, and then I was rushed to Emergency Response because I had type 2 diabetes,"

"Coooomeeeee oooooon Spiiiiiiike!" Rainbowdash groaned.

"Ok geez fine whatever."

Spike took one last look at the green and purple frosted cupcake. Before plunging it into the depths of his mouth.

"Tastes saltyyyy-yy--y-y-y-yy yy NNLKNLKVLKNALKCEKJKNJ" Spike spasmed, coughing up whatever he had eaten beforehand.

Spike's muscles convulsed as his pupils shrank. He had an epeleptic seizure on the ground. His claws raking at the ground, clawing at something non-existent. Pinkie and Rainbow laughing their heads off watching spike suffer.

"HOOOOOOLY MOOOOOOLEY I CAN TASTE THE SALTYNESS OF THE OVERWATCH COMMUNITY!"

More convulses and spasm came from Spike as his eyes winded and his pupils shrank to the size of pinpricks.

It had been an hour of the spasming and seizures before spike crawled up and dusted himself off. Pinkie and Rainbow looked at Spike, surprised.

"Wha? But?" Pinkie and Rainbow said in unison, surprised.

"Wot?" Spike looked at them.

"How, what? It's the most saltiest salt of all the salts Pinnkie said,"

"Oh, you see Pinkie, Rainbow, a dragon has to have a good kidney and liver to spew flames,"

"But the Seizures, The covulsing!?"

"Dragons get high on salt. Lmao."

"Ok wow geez that's a lot to take in Spike..." Rainbow's jaw dropped "So If i Put salt in your meals you do that?"

"I need a ratio of 1 kg of weight to 1000 kilograms of salt," Spike gave them a death glare, "how much salt did you put in?"

"Uhhhh -errrrrrr"

Spike gave them an angry look.

"How much did you put in?"

"A lot, like 10,000,000,000,000 tons of compressed salt."

"Wwwhaaatt?" "T-t-that much?"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Spike vommited everywhere, covering the castle with vomit and more vomit and vomit ontop of vomit. A whole lot of vomit. Yep. Alot 'o' vomit. Rainbow and Pinkie were covered in vomit. Alot of vomit. too much vomit.

Rainbowdash and Pinkie looked around them. Everything was covered in vomit. Even the door. Speaking of which where was the door. THE VOMIT IS COVERING THE DOOR AND ALL THE WALLS. Snap back to reality, up the goes gravity. Rainbow and Ponko Poo were scared as the room was covered in vomit. Spike began to glow a bright gold. Ponko and Dashbowrain were scared and feared him. Strobe lights flashed across the castle, as an explosion echoed through the walls. Spike was no longer there.

Ponko and Dashbowrain stared at each other.

"W-w-what happened?" Dashbowrain said, confusion filling her face-space.

"Im unsure!" Pinkie exclaimed.

Suddenly, darkness enclosed them, then light, then darkness. Then they were staring at Spike. He was glowing gold, and his embodiment was levitating.

"I am a God now, and I control the universe..." Spike said, his voice echoing in the nothingness.

Then everything but Spike ceased to exist.

in the beginning there was nothing, then nothing became everything.

Spike looked at the empty space, clicked his fingers, and two hydrogen atoms collided to each other, causing gas and particles to spread out, making what we know now as space. He watched everything evolve and die, and live again. Spike is God.

Spike is love, Spike is life

A voice came...

Spike...

Spiiike.....

Spiiiikeee?

SPIKE!

"Wha-huh-woaaa?" Spike slurred.

"You were having a fit and a seizure, as if you were on an LSD trip," dash bowrain said

"What? So I'm not a GOd?"

"Pffffffffffft in your dreams!" Ponko Poo said at him

"Yeah In my dreams..." Spike smiled as an Idea sprung into his mind.

Author's Note

As you can see, I bet it did surprise you! This will be the prequel to a story in which spike wants something really bad, almost impossible in real life. But there's a reason dragons aren't meant to dream. I do hope you enjoy this piece of crap. It's obviously a troll-fic as you can see but if anyone wants to spellcheck/edit my next series just mail me :D I guess you could say this story is

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🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so him self 😽 i say so 💯 thats what hes talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMМ💯 💦💦 💦НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💦 💦💦 💦 💯 💦 💖 💖 💖 💦💦Good cummies~ friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit 👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅 old shit 0ld sHit👴 thats 💾 some old👴👴shit right👴👴th 👴 ere👴👴👴 right💾there 💾💾if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🕙 i say so 🕥 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🕔 👴👴 👴НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👴 👴👴 👴 🕣 👴 📅 📅 📅 👴👴Old shit 👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆 good dick go౦ԁ dIck👌🏿 thats ✔ some good👌🏿👌🏿dick right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌🏿👌🏿 👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 💯 👌🏿 🍆🍆🍆 👌🏿👌🏿Good dick 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit 👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀 cool pic co౦l pIC👌 🌃🌃🌃thats ✔ some cool👌🌃🌃👌pic right👌🌃👌there👌🌃👌🌃👌 right✔there ✔🌃✔if i do ƽaү so 🌃🌃my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right 🌃there right there (chorus:cool pic ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 🌃 🌃👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🌃🌃👌 👌 💯 👌🌃 👀 🌃👀🌃 👀 👌👌Cool pic 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 neato stuff neat౦ stuff👌 thats ✔ some neato👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff 🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀 up votes uP voTes 🔝thats ✔ some up 🔝🔝 votes front 🔝🔝page 🔝🔝🔝right✔there ✔✔if i do vote so my self 🆙 I vote so 🆙 thats what im talking about front page front page (chorus: ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ᵖᵃᵍᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🆙 🔝🔝🔝 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔝 🔝🔝 🔝 🆙 🔝 👀 👀 👀 🔝🔝 Up vote👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitsauce me the FUCK up 🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅 cheesy shit cheesy sHit🍕 thats ✔ some cheesy🍕🍕shit right🍕🍕th 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit 👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 logic right👌💻there👌👍👌 Carl 🔭 Sagan🌌💫if i do ƽaү so gentlemen 💯 i say so 💯 thats euPhoric logic right there Richard 📒 Dawkins🎩 (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👓👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🎩 👌 💯 👌 👓🎩🎩🎩 👍👌euphoric logic slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit 👌👽👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao 🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitposting wife me the FUCK up 👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀 gay shit gⓐy sHit👭 thats 💍 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right💍there 💍💍if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💒 i say so 💒 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💒 👭👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭 👭👭 👭 💒 👭 👀 👀 👀 👭👭Gay shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so him self 😽 i say so 💯 thats what hes talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMМ💯 💦💦 💦НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💦 💦💦 💦 💯 💦 💖 💖 💖 💦💦Good cummies~ friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit 👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅 old shit 0ld sHit👴 thats 💾 some old👴👴shit right👴👴th 👴 ere👴👴👴 right💾there 💾💾if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🕙 i say so 🕥 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🕔 👴👴 👴НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👴 👴👴 👴 🕣 👴 📅 📅 📅 👴👴Old shit 👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆 good dick go౦ԁ dIck👌🏿 thats ✔ some good👌🏿👌🏿dick right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌🏿👌🏿 👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 💯 👌🏿 🍆🍆🍆 👌🏿👌🏿Good dick 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit 👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀 cool pic co౦l pIC👌 🌃🌃🌃thats ✔ some cool👌🌃🌃👌pic right👌🌃👌there👌🌃👌🌃👌 right✔there ✔🌃✔if i do ƽaү so 🌃🌃my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right 🌃there right there (chorus:cool pic ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 🌃 🌃👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🌃🌃👌 👌 💯 👌🌃 👀 🌃👀🌃 👀 👌👌Cool pic 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 neato stuff neat౦ stuff👌 thats ✔ some neato👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff 🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀 up votes uP voTes 🔝thats ✔ some up 🔝🔝 votes front 🔝🔝page 🔝🔝🔝right✔there ✔✔if i do vote so my self 🆙 I vote so 🆙 thats what im talking about front page front page (chorus: ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ᵖᵃᵍᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🆙 🔝🔝🔝 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔝 🔝🔝 🔝 🆙 🔝 👀 👀 👀 🔝🔝 Up vote