The Mute Mercenary

by OrionAE

Rating: mature
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Romance, Sex, Science Fiction, Tragedy, Princess Celestia, Human, Sad, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 6668

This is a story about my Mercenary OC coming to Equestria. I warn you, with his abilities, he’s pretty OP. But you might like it due to the story behind him and the romance.

Design of character done by yours truly. Don’t judge my design.
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Subject 0R-10N Aka Slaughtermaster came from an apocalyptic world in the far future. As a child, he watched his father get murdered and saw his own mother and older sister raped and then murdered before those people kidnapped him and turned him into a weapon. After years of torture he finally broke free and slaughtered the entire government that kidnapped him and became a mercenary. After a recent successful mission, he is thrown into a black hole and thrown right into Equestria. Will he become friends with these ponies? Or will his memories resurface and cause him to kill everything?

Published 2017-11-05 20:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-04-01 17:36:19 UTC

The Mute Mercenary

(POV Slaughtermaster)

'THE BASTARD BETRAYED ME!' I thought angrily at the fact that the person who hired me to do a job, just threw me into a black hole! Think about what happened........wait. What IS my name? I can’t even remember my own name! Those military scum! They kidnap me after brutally murdering my family, and try to turn me into their slave. But I’m getting off topic. What happened? Where did it all go wrong?

(Flashback)

I was walking through a the hallway of a hotel. Each one of my steps causing a sound that echoes through the hallway. Each one sounding like a stomp of a giant. I had recently got a call for a job that had a lot of pay. Of course I would accept it, but I needed to know what the job was first. After a few minutes of making constant echoes through the halls, I made it to a door. After a moment of looking at it, I scanned the door to see that it was composed of 4 foot steel with titanium on the outside. 'Who makes a door like this?' I thought to myself before knocking on it.

I stood there waiting for a couple of minutes before I saw the door slide open to reveal a man that looked to be in his early thirties. He had a robe on and a cup of coffee in his hand before he looked at me and dropped his coffee and closed the door on me. I could hear him panting in fear as if he knew I was coming here to kill him.

I looked at the door and pulled out my weapon. A mini gun that had a shining sawblade at the bottom of it and had an open pipe under the barrel of the gun. I made the blade face the door before I activated it and started to cut it open. 'Let’s see what how long I can cut this thing. The blade is made of an unknown alien metal that is indestructible and can cut through anything. And this is a titanium and steel sandwich door. Should take less than a minute.' I thought to myself as I was already halfway finished cutting the door open. And I continued to think about what I was going to do with my target.

'If my client wants his head on a platter, I’ll put his head on a platter. He’s got to have one if he really is rich.' I thought before I finished and knocked the door down and put my tool/weapon on my back.

I walked in and immediately saw my target pushing a button inside of an elevator repeatedly in panic before he noticed that I was walking towards him very slowly. As I got to the elevator, it closed and I heard his voice on an intercom.

“SECURITY MOVE TOWARDS MY FRONT ENTRANCE! THERE IS A......THING TRYING TO KILL ME!” The man yelled and turned off the intercom. And all I did was push the call elevator button. At that point there were twenty men with assault rifles pointed at me and surrounding me.

“SIR! PLEASE REMOVE YOUR WEAPON AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN AGGRESSIVE ACTION! WE WILL SHOOT!” A soldier yelled at me.

'Welp, I guess time isn’t the ONLY thing I have to kill.' I thought to myself as cracked my knuckles and grew a small smile. I walked towards them very calmly and they all started firing.

“SHOOT TO KILL!” I heard a man say before I grabbed his head and put some force into it, causing his head to go inside of his body and picked him up before throwing the Now lifeless corpse at two other soldiers. Three other men had tried to shoot me before I grabbed ahold of their weapons and snapped them with little effort. I then punched all three of them in the face and grabbed two of them before I activated my superhuman strength ability and smashed all three of their heads together making one bloody mess all over the floor and my armor. I saw five other guys and grabbed a nearby pencil before I stabbed one of them in the neck, another guy in the back of his head, and shoved the pencil in another guys ear before it killed him.

'Man I loved the John Wick movies.' I thought before I grabbed another guy and threw him into the guy behind him and punched them so hard that my right hand was covered in pieces of their brains. I grabbed a nearby assault rifle and opened fire into one guys mouth. 'Open Wide.' I thought in pure happiness and ecstasy. Now there were only ten men left and I could see the fear in their eyes. I only smiled and turned away before I felt a bullet hit my helmet causing me to turn around and see one of them pointing their gun at me and shaking in fear. I merely walked up to him and pointed his gun at his head and made him pull the trigger. The blast opened up his entire head and I saw pieces of bone and brain coming out and splattering all over the ceiling above us. The other soldier then proceeded to open fire and all bullets were hitting me, but it was futile, the armor I am wearing is impenetrable, and they think that simple bullets would harm me? How cute, I almost feel bad for them. I just stood there. Waiting for their guns to run out of ammo before all I heard was clicks coming from the guns. I decided to say something, but since I can’t talk, they had to read the message on my helmet.

My turn.

I then pulled my weapon from my back and proceeded to open fire killing all but three of them. After it was done, I put my weapon back on my back and slowly walked towards the three remaining soldiers. I grabbed one of them by the neck and pushed another one to the ground before I lined the mans head up to the other guys ass and quickly and forcefully shoved the head in.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” The man on the ground yelled in absolute agony while the other guy tried to pull himself out to no avail. I then knocked out the guy screaming in pain and proceeded to walk to the last remaining soldier who was looking at me with pure fear in his eyes.

“WAIT DON’T HURT ME! I’M A SINGLE PARENT!” The guy cried out as I got to him. After hearing that, I stopped immediately and turned around. I did want to kill him, but I’m not going to kill a man who has kids. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not doing it for him. I’m doing it for his kids, because I don’t want them to end up like me. Alone in this world, with nothing but rage and sadness being your company for years.

As I turned around I noticed that the elevator door was opened and walked inside before pressing a button going to the roof. I knew he wasn’t there yet, I was just going to destroy his means of escape. As I got to the roof I saw that it was raining and saw a lone helicopter right in the middle. I took an explosive from my chest piece and placed it inside of the helicopter before I walked back into the elevator and pressed a button labeled “ARMORY” No doubt he was going to try to defend himself.

When The door opened I took notice of all of the weapons on the walls around me. And I only had one thought. 'HOLY GUN BONER!' I was in heaven. My thoughts and murder fantasies were quickly interrupted but the cocking sound of a shotgun. I snapped back into reality only to be met with bullets knocking me back into a wall. I looked to see who my assailant was and saw my target standing there as he used the pump on the shotgun before firing at me again. “I’m not gonna die that easily!” He yelled before shooting me again and knocked me on the ground. I REALLY wasn’t expecting that and saw that he was already in the elevator headed towards the roof. I quickly followed behind and saw the guy running towards it.

Before he could reach it though, I pulled out a detonator and blew it up causing him to be blown back by the explosion. I walked up to him and grabbed his head before I took out my weapon and aimed the saw blade at his neck.

“WAIT! WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS! YOU DON’T!” He would’ve went on, but I had already turned on the saw and started to cut his neck. I could see the blood splattering all over me and I could see a lot of it blending with the rain as I was cutting his head off. I quickly got to the bone and I could hear the sound of the blade hitting it and put a bit more force into it. When all I heard was the blade hitting the ground, I turned it off and heard the whirl of the saw start to slow down. After the whirl had completely stopped, I put the weapon on my back and lifted up his head. I smiled at the job well done and moved the jaw up and down a bit to make it look as if the head was talking.

—�—�—�—�—�—�————�——————At the clients mansion————————————————

I had knocked on a door with two golden lion heads that were used as decoration and saw the door open up and saw a man with a soldier out fit on. He noticed the platter in my hand and immediately knew what it was. “Job went well?” He asked to which I nod. He sighs and opens the door to let me in. “Sick bastard.” I heard him say under his breath before I heard the door close and walked over to a room that had two chairs and a fireplace right in front of them. I noticed a bald man that looked to be in his early fifties and placed the platter on his lap. He looked at me in confusion before he had a look of realization on his face. He lifted up the cover and saw the targets head upright on the bottom part.

“Well, I DID say to bring his head on a platter.” My client chuckled a bit at my sense of humor. “You’ve done well Slaughtermaster.” He said handing me a card that had Three QUADRILLION on it.

“Your pay, as promised.” He said before I put the card in a pouch I had on my waist.

I merely growl in thanks before he had a look of confusion which quickly changed to a look of understanding. “Oh right, forgot you couldn’t talk.” He said standing up. “Makes it easier for this.” And he slammed a needle into an unarmored part of my body and I felt dizzy. I walked backwards a bit as the entire world was moving around me and felt my eyes get heavy.

I awoke to the sound of a door opening and saw myself tied up and I took in my surroundings. I was in a room that was completely metal and saw a window. I noticed that I still had my weapons on me, and I quickly ran up to it and saw that I was in a space ship headed towards a black hole. I was panicking, I couldn’t see a way out and saw a note.

I specifically told you to kill EVERYBODY. But don’t worry, we killed the rest for you. And what was with shoving a guys head up another guys ass? Anyway, goodbye Slaughtermaster. Out of all the mercenaries I’ve hired and killed, I actually liked you.

-Your client,
Andrew T.

I scrunched up the note and quickly tried to find a way I could survive. But it was too late. I was already so close to the black hole and the ship began to rip apart and the next thing I know, I black out.

————————————————Ponyville, Equestria————————————————

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, the sun was shining, the animals were having peace, the pony folk were happily chatting amongst themselves. And we see a yellow mare with pink hair, wings, and a symbol on her flank with three pink butterflies. This mares name was Fluttershy.

Fluttershy was the local animal caretaker and an element of harmony. But today, she was just being Fluttershy. She was on her way home from picking up groceries when she noticed her friend Pinkie Pie bouncing her way.

“Hey Fluttershy.” Pinkie said with a smile.

“Oh, hey Pinkie Pie.” The shy mare replied with an adorable smile.

“Whatcha doin? Are you buying more groceries for your animal friends?”

“Yes actually. I just finished up and was on my way home.”

“Oh. Well can I come with you? Everypony has been very busy lately and nopony has time to have fun today.”

“Of course Pinkie. As Twilight said, “The more the merrier.”” The yellow pegasus answered with eyes closed and had a smile on her face.

After a few minutes of talking, they had finally reached Fluttershy’s hut when a deep menacing growl was heard making Fluttershy ‘EEP’ and hide behind Pinkie Pie.

After a minute of absolute silence, they heard rustling in the bushes and heard the same growl from before.

“It’s ok Fluttershy, it’s probably just one of your bear friend’s grumbly tummies.” Pinkie said with a reassuring smile. The growling kept going until they saw a creature come out of the bushes. It was tall, probably as tall as Celestia herself, was completely black with white areas around its body. It had appendages similar to Spikes claws, it’s shoulders had marking on both. On one it had a weirdly shaped skull on it with crossbones and on the other, it had a black dragon breathing fire, and had some sort of thing on its back that had a weird sawblade on it. But what stood out most of all, was its head. It was completely yellow and was showing their reflection when they looked into it, and the creature gave off a vibe that pretty much says, “I’m gonna kill you.” But Fluttershy wasn’t having any of it and quickly flew inside of her hut with Pinkie holding her hoof and slammed the door.

“T-that wasn’t a bear.” Fluttershy said as she blocked the door with her body. After a moment of silence, there was a knock on the door. Fluttershy slowly and cautiously opened the door to see that the same creature was standing there and looking down on her, making it more intimidating. Before she could slam the door again, she saw scratches on some of the black areas on its body and saw what looked like blood coming out. After what felt like an eternity’s staring contest, the creature fell down on the ground face first.

“Pinkie, help me get it on the couch.” Fluttershy quickly reacted and reeled back from shock. The pink party pony grabbed its legs as Fluttershy grabbed its arms and proceeded to try to lift it. Keyword being TRY. It took a few minutes before Fluttershy got a couple of beats to lift it up and put it on the couch, which looked like it could barely stand the weight. “Pinkie, please go get the others. Tell them it’s an emergency.” Fluttershy said before reverting back to her usual shyness. “I-if you’re ok with that.”

“Of course Fluttershy, I’ll be right back, and maybe we could throw a party for it.” The pink mare replied before going at a speed so fast, she left a dust figure behind that quickly faded away.

Fluttershy looked at the armored creature sleeping on her couch before asking herself something. “What are you my big friend?”

Author's Note

I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter of this story, because it took a while to write and it was difficult to make it longer than 1,000 words. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the story and don’t forget to check out my recent crossover story, The Ink of Equestria. It’s a crossover of Bendy and the Ink Machine And MLP. I hope you read it, show it some love. And I will talk to you all later. Also for those of you that actually like this story, leave a like.

Where am I?

Twilight Sparkle was sipping on her tea and reading a book that was written by Starswirl the Bearded that had a lot of ancient magic and creatures in it. She was reading about the anatomy of a hydra when Pinkie Pie burst through the door, making Twilight spill her tea on the book.

“TWILIGHT!” Pinkie yelled in glee and had her signature grin with her. When she saw Twilight look at her with a glare, she noticed the book that had tea making all of the pages wet. “Oops. Sorry.” She apologized sheepishly before Twilight sighed and lowered her head.

“Pinkie, What is it?” Twilight asked looking at the book and used her magic to clean it out.

“Well, Fluttershy and I were going to her house when we heard a very weird growl. I thought it was the rumbly tummies of her bear friends, when it was actually a creature we haven’t seen before.” Pinkie said quickly before gasping and jumped in the air. “THAT MEANS WE CAN THROW A 'DISCOVERED NEW CREATURE PARTY!'”

Twilight’s ears perked up at the words 'Creature' and ‘haven’t seen before' before she started to get giddy. “A new creature? What did it look like?” Twilight asked in anticipation and curiosity. Pinkie just put her hoof to her chin.

“Well, it was as tall as Celestia, maybe taller. It had these weird things that are like a dragons claws. Ummm, it was black and white, not like a zebra, but like the white was armor. OH, and it also had an orange head that was so shiny, you can see the reflection.” Pinkie described. “Oh wait, it also had a weird saw thing on its back and it also stood on two legs like Discord.”

Twilight was writing this information down and grew a huge smile. 'A NEW CREATURE!' She thought in excitement before a voice in the back of her head told her that this creature could be dangerous. “Wait, is it dangerous?” Asked a cautious Twilight. Pinkie just shrugged in response.

“I don’t know, after it appeared, it fainted and was bleeding.” Pinkie explained.

“Ok, so I guess we can restrain it until we get a good look at it.” Twilight concluded before she put her notes on the creature in a bag that she put on. “Ok, where is it now?” She asked.

“At Fluttershy’s house.” Pinkie replied with a small smile.

Twilight nodded and opened the door to her castle and started to walk out. “Can you go grab the others?” She asked the pink mare.

“Sure, be right back.” Pinkie said before speeding away leaving nothing but an outline of her made on dust. Twilight rolled her eyes and opened her wings to fly to Fluttershy’s.

(Slaughtermaster POV)

'Where......where am I? Am I dead? What the?' I thought before I opened my eyes to see that I was in a weird room that was filled with animals. I tried to sit up only to feel pain in my left arm. I looked to see that there was a gash that went deep into my skin and saw blood coming out. 'Just my luck.' I thought to myself before I laid back down and waited for whoever found me.

I could hear two female voices and I could hear what sounded like four pairs of feet going towards my direction. I turned my head to see not four, but two ponies. A yellow one with wings and a pink mane, with three butterflies on her flank. The other one had a horn and wings and was a shade of purple that had a star on her flank. I could tell they were female by looking at their figure. The yellow one quickly hid behind the purple one when she saw me turn my head to look while the purple one looked at me with curiosity. I turned my head to look at my bleeding arm and put my hand on it.

I groaned in pain as the armor touched the gash and noticed the yellow pegasus come out from behind the purple one and slowly started to come to me with a worried look on her face. I smiled at the pony and reached over to her with my right hand and sterted to pet her. She reeled back in fear at first, but saw that I wasn’t hurting her and began to embrace my petting. I couldn’t help but notice a faint blush coming from her as well, which actually made her look cuter.

“I-I don’t think it’s evil Twilight.” The yellow pegasus said which made me freeze up in shock.

'They can talk?' I screamed in my head before the purple one interrupted my thoughts.

“Well, Fluttershy, I just wanted to make sure it wasn’t dangerous.” The purple one replied.

‘If I wasn’t dangerous? Wow, they must not have heard of me.' I thought with a grin. Now, from what everybody has ever said about me, I’m a fucking monster. And they’re right. But hey, that’s their opinion.

I looked at the purple one as her horn got enveloped in a purple aura and pulled a needle from a bag that she had with her. I immediately growled at her causing her and the yellow one to back away in fear and shake. If there’s one thing you need to know about me is that I. HATE. NEEDLES!

“Uhh, T-Twilight, I think you should put the needle away.” The yellow one said with fear evident in her voice. The purple one, now known as Twilight, put the needle back in the bag and put the bag away in a corner. I nodded my head in approval and hold my hand out to shake, but they backed away in fear for a moment before Twilight walked up to me.

“C-can you.....understand me?” She asked and I nodded in reply. She grew a toothy grin and clapped her hooves together. “THIS IS AMAZING!” She exclaimed in pure happiness. “A creature that can understand us and is sentient.” She pulled out a notebook and feather with ink and brought them to her with her aura. I stared at it with curiosity and she must’ve noticed this. “Ever seen magic before?” She asked.

I shook my head in response and I sent them a message from my helmet.

No. Magic isn’t real where I come from.

She gasped when she saw the message and pulled my head closer to her face. “Amazing, you can communicate with us with messages. Ok ok, but can you talk?” She asked and I sent another message.

Not anymore.

When they read this they lowered their heads in sadness. “W-why can’t you talk anymore?” The yellow pegasus asked with pity in her voice.

I don’t want to talk about it.

And they left the conversation at that. There were a few minutes of silence before I decided to break it by sending another message.

You can ask me whatever you want as long as it’s not personal ok?.

“Seems fair enough. Oh and I’m Twilight Sparkle, and this is Fluttershy.” Twilight said gesturing to herself before gesturing to the yellow pony.

Nice to meet you. I can’t remember my name, but everyone calls me Slaughtermaster.

They gulped in fear after they read that message. “W-w-why would they call you that?” Fluttershy asked, hiding her face behind her mane.

Because I’m a killer.

Twilight looked ready to attack me as I noticed she was charging up her power. Before she could do anything, I interrupted her.

But I’m not a bad guy. It just goes with the job. I’m not mean, I just get paid to do mean things.

After reading that, she stopped the charge, but still looked ready to attack me in case I did anything.

Now, what are your questions?

“Ok, so my first question is, what are you?” Twilight asked me holding her notebook and quill that had fresh ink on it as it was dripping a bit.

The scientific name for my kind is homosapien, but we’re called humans for short. I replied and crossed my arms.

Twilight jotted the information on her notebook and look at me again. “Ok, now why do you wear that armor? Wait is that a personal question?”

It’s not a personal question, therefore I will answer it. The world I’m from is a wasteland. Only the strong can survive.

She wrote that down on her notebook before she looked at me with a raised brow. “World, So you’re from another planet!?” She exclaimed in shock and awe.

Judging How this place isn’t nothing but a world sized junkyard on one half of the planet and an endless city on the other, Yes I am from another world.

“OHMYCELESTIA!!! A REAL ALIEN SPECIES!” She cries out in joy and jumped around in glee before I looked at Fluttershy.

“S-she gets excited when she learns new things.” She answered with fear still in her voice as I nodded my head.

Get on my lap.

Fluttershy was shocked at what I messaged. “W-w-why?” She asked innocently.

I want to show you that I’m not that scary.

After a few seconds and a brief hesitation, she flew onto my lap and I started to let her. I could feel her humming in content and smiled as I continued to stroke her Mane.

After a few minutes Twilight stopped jumping around and took a breath before seeing Fluttershy on my lap with her eyes closed.

I tapped Fluttershy and picked her up from my lap and put her back on the ground before I looked at Twilight, expecting another question.

“Umm what do humans eat?” Asked a nervous Fluttershy.

Humans are omnivores, meaning that we eat both plants and meat. Actually, we can eat pretty much anything that is edible. I replied and got looks of horror from both of them.

“Y-you eat meat!?” Twilight shrieked.

I nodded and decided to let that be the last question.

Ok, I answered your questions, now you answer mine.

“T-that’s fair.” Twilight stuttered, still horrified that I eat meat.

My first question is, where am I?

Twilight started to stutter and quickly regained her composure and spoke.

“You are in Ponyville, Equestria.”

Ok then. Who leads this place? Because from all of the things I know, there has to be a leader.

“This place is ruled by four princesses. Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and myself.” Twilight said.

To say I was surprised would be an understatement. Only an hour and I’m already talking to royalty.

Hmm, interesting. Ok, well what kind of ponies are you two?

“Well, there’s the earth pony, which have a good amount of strength and are good with tending crops. There’s the pegasi, who can fly and control the weather. There’s unicorns, which can perform magic. Then there’s alicorns, which is what I am. Alicorns have a lot of magical energy and have the abilities of the other three races.” Twilight explained.

I was about to ask another question when the front door opened and I saw five more ponies enter the house.

“Sorry 'bout that Twi, somepony thought that finishing a dress was more important than meeting a new creature.” An orange earth pony with a southern accent and a Stetson hat on her head. She was glaring at a white unicorn that simply looked away.

“Well darling, I told you multiple times that this client I was making the dress for was a very important customer.” The white unicorn scoffed in a fancy accent.

“Important? Rarity, how can a dress be more awesome than a new creature!?” A rainbow maned pegasus exclaimed flailing her forelegs while flying.

“Oooooh shiny.” A pink earth pony said as she got close to my helmet and looked at me.

“Uhh, guys, it’s looking at us.” A light purple unicorn said pointing a hoof at me, causing the other ponies to look at me in awe. But I got a disgusted look from the white one.

“Oh darling, how can you wear such horrible clothing? I mean, this entire thing is just begging to be burned.” She said examining my armor. I looked at Twlight and Fluttershy in confusion and asked,

Is she being serious right now?

Author's Note

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Introductions

I was waiting for the white unicorn finish her rant about how 'awful' my armor was. She was about to complain about my helmet when the orange mare put a hoof in her mouth. “Rarity, Ah think we get the point.” She said before letting her mouth go.

Now that that's out of the way, I think we should get to know each other. I messaged them causing everyone but Twilight and Fluttershy to jump at it.

“That’s how he communicates everypony.” Twilight said trying to assure them.

“Don’t worry girls, he’s very nice, even though he does mean things.” Fluttershy told them with a warm smile. “This is Slaughtermaster.” She said introducing me, but they all had looks of fear in their eyes as soon as my codename was said.

“S-s-Slaughtermaster?” The white unicorn said slowly backing away from me.

Do not worry little unicorn. I will not hurt the innocent. I said trying to calm them down. Now, what are your names?

They all looked at each other and nodded, then the orange mare walked up to me. “Mah name's Applejack.” She said with a smile before grabbing my hand and shaking it furiously. I will admit, she is strong for a pony. She noticed that my hand did not move as much as she expected and let go before tipping her hat a bit. “Wow, yer grip is strong. That says a lot about somepony.” She said before she backed up and I saw the white pony walk up to me.

“Rarity darling, although I do not like your attire, I will admit that you seem like a nice.....creature. Forgive me for my rudeness earlier.” She said before slowly backing away again.

It is alright. I too would proceed with prejudice if I met something intimidating. I told her and nodded in understanding.

The rainbow maned pegasus flew up to me with a cocky grin. “I’m Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.” She gloated and I spoke.

That arrogant behavior will cause a lot of trouble for you. Believe me, I knew a few people like you. I told her and she looked at me and tried to speak, but I stopped her before she could. But I do not doubt your claims. And take my advice before you brag again, prove that you are the best. Only then can you gloat.

She looked at me with her mouth agape before she nodded in understanding and flew back. I looked toward the others and saw that they had approving looks on their faces.

I then saw the pink pony bounce up to me and she spoke. Very, VERY, quickly. “HimynamesPinkiePie.It’sreallynicetomeetyouSlaughtermaster.Heydoyoulikeparties?Ilikeparties.I’llthrowyouawelcometoanotherplanetparty,andwe’llhavecake,cupcakes,ice cream,andevenpartygames.And-“ She was stopped by me when I put a hand over her mouth, but she was STILL talking.

Twilight looked at me with a sheepish look and grabbed Pinkie with her magic. “Sorry Slaughtermaster, Pinkie always does this when she meets somepony new.” She apologized before I shook my head.

It is Fine. She just reminds me of a friend of mine. Someone really, really, REALLY, annoying. I said thinking about a certain mercenary that wore red and black spandex with swords and guns.

The purple unicorn then walked up to me. “Hello Slaughtermaster. My name is Starlight Glimmer.” Starlight introduces before I nod my head.

It is very nice to meet you all. I said getting up and stretching. I saw even more looks of fear when they saw my height. I towered over them easily. Hell I could even accidentally step on them. I looked around and even heard my bones cracking from my neck and even heard more bones popping. They all flinched at each sound before I sat down and looked at them.

Now, what is a party? Do you mean a group of others? I asked Pinkie causing everyone to gasp.

“Y-you don’t know what a party is!?” Pinkie gasped before she was literally at my helmet. “That’s HORRIBLE!” She said dramatically. “We need to throw you a party ASAP.”

I tilted my head in confusion. What is a party though? I asked.

“Only the most amazing thing ever! You spend time with friends and family and play games while eating food.” Pinkie said before she hugged me. “You poor thing. Auntie Pinkie will throw you a party today.” She said confusing me even more.

Auntie? But I’m way older than all of you. I said making them give me questioning looks.

“How old are you darling?” Rarity Asked.

Thousands Of years old. I said making them gasp. I wasn’t lying. I was cursed by Satan AND God to walk the Earth for all eternity, to never know Death. But I wasn’t the only one they cursed. There was another human being, a psychopath, a master of Genocide. But I will think about him later.

“T-that’s impossible. Nopony can exist for that long except the princesses.” Twilight exclaimed in pure disbelief.

It is all true. I’m cursed by very powerful deities to never know Death. Now, tell me, what IS a party? I asked before getting a giggle from Pinkie.

“You’ll see.” She said before zooming away to leave and outline of her made of dust.

'Yep, definitely like Deadpool.' I thought to myself before I saw Rainbow Dash point at my most prized possession.

“What’s that thing?” She asked with curiosity.

My weapon. Don’t touch it. I said holding it out and got looks of awe from everyone

“Woah.” They all said at the same time before I put it back on my back.

I know right? I made it myself. I said making them go wide eyed before I saw something go off on my motion tracker Something’s coming I said seriously making them worry and saw five more red dots on the tracker. Hostiles. I got up and walked outside much to the dismay of the others as Fluttershy was worried about my bleeding, but I dismissed her by walking towards the entrance of the forest I came from. I heard a low growl and heard the orange pony speak.

“Timberwolves.” She said with a slight bit of fear in her voice.

“We need to run!” Twilight exclaimed and tried to get everyone to safety, but I stood firm and cracked by knuckles. “Slaughtermaster, they’re Timberwolves. Very dangerous monsters.” She screamed. I turned my head to face her and smiled under my helmet.

So am I.

They all looked at me in shock and awe as five wooden wolves came out of the forest. I recognized one of them immediately. It had white wood for one of its legs and had green ooze dripping out from its broken jaw.

Back for round two? I asked the wolf and got a growl in reply.

(Flashback. Slaughtermaster POV)

Where am I? The last thing I remember was being in a black hole. And......wait a minute. This isn’t Home. I looked around and saw that I was in the middle of a dark forest, surrounded by trees and saw a bunch of green eyes staring at me. I got up and heard low growling before I saw wolf like creatures made of wood come out of hiding and circle me as if I was prey. Oh that was a terrible idea.

I cracked my knuckles and took count of each one. 'Ten wolves, one me. I won’t use my weapon for this.' I thought and gave the universal sign of 'Bring it on.'

A wolf charged at me from behind, but my motion tracker already saw it coming and I grabbed it by the neck and crushed it with my hand. The other wolves backed up a bit in shock and looked at each other before two more charged at me. I smiled under my helmet and punched one square in the jaw and sent it flying into a tree. The other one managed to scratch the unarmored part of my body and cause it to bleed. I grunted in pain as I saw my blood rushing out of the cut. But that wolf’s victory was short lived as I grabbed its jaw, put my hands on both sides, and pulled them apart with ease. I then threw the carcass at another wolf and smashed another ones head with my foot as it was trying to get my legs. I heard the bark of it’s body crunching under my foot and smiled in content. But one wolf actually caught me by surprise and bit my legs making me kneel to the ground, giving the others an oppurtunity to dog pile me and claw at me or bite me. I had to admit, they have good teamwork, but they aren’t that smart. I managed to break free of the pile and crush to heads against each other before I grabbed another wolf and threw my hand down its throat to crush its insides.

The wolves proved worthy for normal combat, but they were no match for me as I ripped off the leg of another wolf and broke its jaw. After a few more minutes of decimating the wolves, I sighed in content as they were a very good way for me to take out my anger on. But I heard whimpering and saw the same wolf who’s leg I ripped off and jaw that I broke was still standing. I growled out and saw the wolf give me a death glare. But it surprised me when it started backing away into the woods and stared at me while doing so. I guess he knew that I was too strong for him to fight. I’ll give him respect for that.

(Flashback end)

I grinned under my helmet and rolled my shoulders back.

The wolf glared at me and began to circle me as the other wolves did. But this time, I pulled out my weapon and started the sawblade. One wolf was foolish enough to run towards me only for my blade to rip it to shreds from its gut. The look on the ponies faces grew to horror as I started shooting them to end it quickly. But the wolf from before still stood and walked up to me before it lowered its head. I immediately recognized it as a sign of respect and nodded.

Now go. I said with a growl as the wolf ran back into the forest. I looked at the ponies and saw that they had looks of horror mixed with awe. This was going to be a long day.