Rainbow Dash has finally come clean about her secret: she doesn’t like pies, and she’s been throwing away Pinkie’s pies for years. When she apologizes to Pinkie about it, she assumes that’s the end of it. She’s wrong.

Pinkie Pie has a new problem now, worse than any doubts about her own baking skill. Her friend, Rainbow Dash, has been missing out on desserts for years because she doesn’t like pie! Pinkie will not allow this injustice to stand any longer, and Twilight Sparkle and Applejack are going to help her make things right.

I’m aware that issue #59 of the IDW comics is already a sequel to “Secrets and Pies”, so think of this fic as a more indulgent, fetish-y alternative. In spite of the “Sex” tag, the actual sex in this story is pretty T-rated. So if you read this to see ponies bumpin’ uglies, you’re going to be disappointed. But if you want to see stuffing, force-feeding, belly inflation, air inflation, whole body inflation, and random TwiJack shipping outta nowhere, then this is the story for you!

Huge thanks to Not Worthy for help editing. He called me out on inconsistent characterization and lazy writing choices, and made this story much better in the process. Also thanks to the Pony Inflation Thread on /trash/ for inspiration.