Shining Armor makes a visit to Ponyville for the weekend, with the intention of spending time with his sister. But, before he can do that, he's got his eyes set on a very particular mare.

There's a bit of an age gap.

WARNING: This story contains crackships, accidental facials, uncomfortable brother-sister bonding, and disgusting straight, clean, vanilla sex.

Written for SPark's October Crackship Clopfics Contest