The Four Humans of the Apocalypse

by LukeTheMercenary

Crashed In Canterlot

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The four woke up in their car. Everything was cold, and quiet. The sun appeared to be just about to rise. They all groaned as they felt their sore muscles feel like the toughest leather. When they felt like they could finally move their jaws again, Luke finally spoke up.

"Ugh...is...everyone alright?" Luke asked.

"No, I am not 'O.K.' asshole!" Nick said.

"Ugh...how long have we been out?" Miranda asked.

"I dunno...what does the car's radio clock say?" Axel asked.

"Bah...it's broken." Nick grumbled.

"Let's get out of this tin can," Luke said, undoing his seatbelt and opening the car door.

"Don't disrespect my car. She's been with me for years."

"Can someone help me? I can't open my door..." Miranda said.

Luke hopped out of the car, and pulled open Miranda's door.

"Thanks, Luke."

Axel climbed out of the car, since his window was shattered. He flopped onto the stone ground and got himself up.

"Uh oh...Nick, you might have to see this." Axel said, looking at Nick's car.

"What?" Nick said, getting out of the driver's seat.

Once he did...he took a good, long look at his vehicle. The windshield was shattered, there were countless dents, and the front was destroyed beyond repair.

"My car!" Nick fell to his knees, and placed his hand on what was left of the hood, "Honk if you can hear me..."

The car, ironically, let out a honking noise before the hood let out a plume of white smoke.

"Well, that sucks." Axel shrugged.

Nick got up from the ground, and dusted himself off, "I suppose it could get worse." he said, trying to reassure himself.

"Hey guys....doesn't this place look a little familiar?"

The four looked around. To start, everything looked all...animated. Like a cartoon, or something. The city they were in looked...somewhat fancy. Like everything was designed like a castle in one way or another. However, it definitely has seen better days. Paper and trash was littered in the streets. Some buildings were boarded up, and others had their windows smashed to bits. Banners of both the sun and the moon were either draped on the walls, or fallen to the ground.

"Guys...does anyone else think that this place is..." Luke started.

"Is this..." Miranda said, her eyes widening.

"This place is..." Axel started.

"Oh no....please don't say it...please, god...don't have it be true..." Nick whispered to himself, closing his eyes tight.

"CANTERLOT!" Luke, Axel, and Miranda said together.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Nick yelled, his fists in the air toward the heavens.

Luke, Axel, and Miranda practically danced in a circle. Celebrating that their dreams have finally come true.

They then heard a growling noise coming from within a building. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked to the direction of the sound.

"What was that?" Luke asked.

"Well, when I hear ominous noises...I grab my gun." Nick said.

"Good idea. Nothing comforts me more than a firearm." Miranda said.

"Then you guys will be glad that I brought my collection with me today."

Everyone followed Nick to the trunk of the car, and he popped it open. Inside, were the crew's backpacks. Everyone grabbed their packs and checked the contents. Their emergency food and camping gear was thankfully unharmed. At the very bottom of the trunk, was a big black bag. Nick placed the bag on the ground, and opened it up. Inside were pistols, rifles, fully-automatic assault rifles, two shotguns, and some knives.

"Nick, you scare me." Miranda said.

"You use THESE to hunt?" Luke asked.

"Why? What's up?" Nick asked, calmly.

"Do normal people hunt with THIS?" Axel asked as he pulled out an AK-47.

"No, but I'm not 'normal people',"

"I won't argue with that." Luke said as he pulled out a second AK, as well as some pistols and a knife.

"Oh shut up, Luke."

After everyone grabbed their supplies, they started walking down the streets of Canterlot. It was all quiet. Too quiet.

"Hello?!" Luke called out.

His only response was the wind blowing in his face.

"Where is everyone?" Axel asked.

"They probably retreated when they saw your face." Nick said.

"Don't be jealous because I'm beautiful..."

"Yeah, that's what your mom told you."

Before they could start to bicker, they heard the growling noise again. Everyone pulled their guns up. They then heard a sound that eased their nerves a little.

Clip, clop. Clip, clop.

"Oh good, someone's out here." Luke said.

A pony-shaped figure stumbled out of a building. They turned toward the pony, their guns down.

"Hello, we don't mean harm. Do you know what's happening?" Miranda asked.

The mare stared at them. Her eyes practically white. Her mane appeared to be almost completely ripped out. She made growling noises as she walked toward them.

"It's a chick!" Nick said, pushing Miranda to the side, "Let a MAN handle this. Hey sweet cheeks, can you tell us where the others are?"

The mare stumbled toward Nick, got up on her hind legs, and pounced on him.

"Holy mother of damn!" Nick yelled as the pony chomped at him.

Nick used all his strength to push it's head away from him, but he felt like he couldn't do it for much longer. With a burst of adrenaline, he shoved the mare off of him and got back up on his feet. Axel, Luke, and Miranda took shots at the creature's body...but it seemed to be unaffected. It simply shrugged off the bullets and continued to attempt to make a meal out of Nick. Nick lifted his AK-47 and unloaded three bullets at the mare's head. Chunks of skull and brain matter flew and splattered behind it, and the mare fell to the ground.

"What. The. FUCK?!" Miranda asked.

"What is going on?" Luke asked, baffled and scared at the same time.

"I'll tell you what's going on," Nick started, "Your precious pony world has become a zombie pony world!"

"Zombies? Nu-uh. How can you be so sure?" Axel asked.

"Hm...let's see: Abandoned town, ponies with the taste for flesh..." Nick started, before walking to the mare corpse.

Everyone watched Nick in shock as he pulled the dead zombie's head, until he ripped it right off its neck. He made it face his friends.

"Almost no colors in the eyes?!" Nick said, holding the decapitated head of the zombie mare.

"Okay, okay! We get it!" Luke said.

"Just please...put that down! It's disrespectful!" Miranda said, shielding her eyes.

Nick threw the head to the side, and it made a sickening thump as it collided with the concrete.

"Point proven." Nick said.

The four continued to walk through town, occasionally making a joke or two. By now, the sun was fully up.

"Celestia's gotta be out there. SOMEONE has to be moving the sun." Luke said.

"This Celestia chick moves the sun? If that's the case, she's gotta be alive." Nick said.

"I agree. Let's head for the castle." Miranda said.

As they made their way to the castle, they heard laughing coming from around a corner. It was decided that looking for Celestia could wait, and the four pulled up their weapons. They started following the source of the sound. It lead to an alley. They all went down the alley, their boots quietly crunching on the loose pebbles on the ground. Nick lead them, and stopped at a small corner. He held his hand up, and started counting down from five with his hand. When he hit zero, everyone jumped into view...guns up. They found two stallions sitting in front of a fire, laughing with bottles next to them. They noticed the humans, and started laughing.

"Look! Giant monkies!" The green one said.

"Who are you callin' monkey?" Nick said.

"And they talk!" The brown stallion said, surprised. "Come on, and have a seat."

The four humans looked at each other, before shrugging and sitting at the fire with them.

"Do you guys know what is going on?" Axel asked.

"I dunno," the brown stallion said, taking a swig from his bottle, "The dead are coming back to life, no laws, and we can get whatever we want!"

"Ah, anarchy. Sounds fun." Nick said.

"You know it," The green stallion said, "We get what we want, when we want it. We want money, loot a store. We want food, steal from a garden. If we want to get laid..."

The green stallion stands up, and walks toward something with a tarp draped over it. He bites the tarp, and rips it off. It revealed a cage...and in this cage, there was a mare. She had a blue mane and tail, with yellow fur. Her legs were tied, and her mouth was gagged.

"We just use her!" The green stallion said as he let out a bellow of laughter.

The mare made eye-contact with Luke, and he saw total fear in her eyes. Luke elbowed Axel, and he leaned to listen.

"Dude...they're using her as a sex slave..." Luke whispered.

"Yeah," Axel whispered back, "What do we do?"

"Let me."

Luke cleared his throat, "Well, don't you guys think that it would be morally correct if you...find a mare to love, rather than...you know...finding and raping one?" Luke said, bluntly.

Luke looked at his friends, who made eye contact with him. He nodded at them, signaling that things might get intense.

"Why should we? Nopony's gonna stop us. Especially not YOU..." The brown stallion said, picking up a knife in his mouth.

"Well...I mean...maybe you should...let her go." Miranda said, taking her rifle into her hands.

"Well," the green stallion said, getting behind Miranda, "I apologize, sugar teats. That's not happening,"

"Ugh, forget this. Let's just shoot em'!" Nick said, standing up from his spot.

The four humans stand up, their guns drawn.

"We're gonna have to tell you to surrender." Luke said.

The two stallions looked at each other, laughed, and charged at the humans. However, the humans simply unleashed a barrage of bullets at the stallions...quickly blowing them into hamburger meat.

"You probably should've noticed the guns in our hands. Idiots." Nick remarked.

Luke walked to the cage and opened it. He pulled out a knife and cut the restraints holding the mare's legs together. He then pulled the gag from her mouth so she could speak.

"Oh my Celestia...thank you, all of you." The mare grabbed the closest human, which was Luke, and hugged him tight.

"You're welcome, Miss." Luke said, "You got a name?"

"Yes...my name is Milky Way."

"Why do they call you Milky way?"

Milky stood up, and almost immediately...the four humans noticed her ENORMOUS teats. They looked just like a woman's!

"Holy shit!" Nick yelled, "No wonder they call you Milky: You put a cow to shame with tits like that!"

"Nick! Have some manners!" Luke scolded.

Milky seemed embarrassed, she was looking at the ground.

"Milky, do you need anything?" Luke asked, comfortingly.

"I'm incredibly thirsty...do you have water?"

"Yes."

Luke pulls his canteen out of his backpack. He pulls the cap off and gives it to the mare. She takes it and drinks.

"Woah, slow down. How long has it been since you ate?" Luke asked.

Milky stopped drinking, and responded, "Ten days...I've only been drinking from the rain...which has been oddly frequent."

Luke took back his canteen, "Maybe you should stick with us. I mean...we don't need you getting taken again."

"You'll let me come with you? Oh, thank you!" She said, getting up on her hind legs and hugging Luke again.

Luke felt her teats on his leg, which made him blush a little.

"Okay, come on. Let's go." Nick said, "Before Luke passes out."

Suddenly, the sound of growling could he heard echoing through the alley. There were alleyways all around them...and there were zombies stumbling toward them in each one.

"Shit! We've been found!" Luke said.

"We got weapons, use em'!" Nick said, aiming his rifle.

"Get behind us, Milky...this is about to get messy..."


Author's Note

Thank you for reading my newest story! I wanted to try this one out, and see how it goes. I hope you enjoyed it! If you did, leave a like and a comment. More is to come. Thank you, and have an awesome day! :twilightsheepish:

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