Scootaloo loves Ponyville

by CrudePoniToy

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Lyra, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Sex, Bon-Bon, Random, Derpy Hooves
Length: 1012

Scootaloo kills the entire Ponyville population

Scootaloo loves the entirety of Ponyville. It does end well for everypony (including Scootaloo).

Published 2017-10-28 04:50:07 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-28 04:50:07 UTC

Literally Everything Dies

Scootaloo was in the CMC clubhouse, ramming a stick up her pretty puffy peach pussy, moaning Rainbow Dash's name over and over, before cumming all over the floor. "I'll just make Apple Bloom lick it all up later." She said, before there was a knocking at the door. She opened the door, greeting Apple Bloom.

"Hi you fucking piss stain." Scootaloo greeted happily, punching her in the face.

"SCOOTALOO! Why do you always beat the shit out of me?" Apple Bloom replied with a sniffle as she got up.

"I've decided i'm going to kill all of Equestria!" Scootaloo declared.

"O-Okay...?" Apple Bloom said unsurely, before being cunt-punted by the orange devil.

"STARTING WITH YOU!" Scootaloo screamed, grabbing her trusty sex-stick and stabbing it into Apple Bloom's head repeatedly. She had no time to talk as she ripped off Apple Bloom's head, being sprayed with sticky blood. Scootaloo moaned as she orgasmed from the gory mess, repeatedly stabbing Apple Bloom's mutilated corpse.

Sweetie Belle ran inside, holding a multitude of weaponry because plot conveniance. Scootaloo screamed a war cry and hopped onto her head, impaling her plump pussy exactly seven hundred times per second before shoving the sex-stick down Sweetie Belle's throat, which made her immediatly spill all her guts out through her asshole.

Scootaloo chose a silver sword from Sweetie Belle's collection, while also covering the clubhouse in some gas that was in the corner for some reason. She looked over, there was Spike traversing through the orchard. Scootaloo immediatly forced him to barf up fire, setting the clubhouse on a raging fire. Then with the sword, she cut off his balls and dick and force fed them to him, before launching him into the fire and masturbating to the sight.

The fire took to an apple tree, then to another, to two others, to five others. Scootaloo widened her eyes. "Shit!" She cried, running out of the orchard and to Ponyville. She screamed, alerting everyone else to panic and cry at the sight of Sweet Apple Acres burning before Scootaloo saw Rainbow Dash flying. "RAINBOW!" Scootaloo screamed.

Rainbow Dash flew down. "What is it squirt?" She said, oblivious to the fact that the fire had spread to the outskirts of the Everfree forest.

"FUCK YOU, YOU EGOTISTICAL OBNOXIOUS BITCH!" Scootaloo screamed, cutting off Dash's wings slowly. The cyan pegasus squealed like a newborn little shit, before dying due to shame. Scootaloo ripped off her wings, attaching them to her own because magic, bitch.

Suddenly, she could fly! Flapping into the air, she spread her cyan wings far and sprouted a unicorn horn, before summoning ten thousand arrows to rain upon Ponyville. A white unicorn mare collectively known as DJ Pon-3 got an arrow stabbed into her heart.

Lily valley screamed, having arrows in her asshole and in her eyes, before coughing up 10 gallons of blood onto Rarity, who screamed at not being clean enough and hung herself. Applejack, who had a massive crush on Rarity because plot conveniance and Spike's already dead, made a bomb out of apples and blew up the barn, killing Granny Smith and injuring Big Mac, who got blown all the way to Twilight's castle. Twilight screamed and shot herself 20 times, some of the bullets ricochetting off the walls and hitting Starlight Glimmer, who immediatly died but not before sending a deadly bolt of lightning meant to deflect the bullets.

The bolt headed out the window, conveniently landing in the sewers and exploded, sending dead body parts and shit all the way to Canterlot, where it landed in Celestia's cake slice. Enraged, she cast a spell to explode Ponyville, which for some reason sent Trottingham and Manehatten into a bloody war which nobody survived and both of those places got decimated by twenty nukes.

Meanwhile the Griffons and the Seaponies killed and raped eachother mercilessly, nobody survived yet again. Luna then got tired of Celestia's shit and murdered her, before Cadence flying over there and kicking Luna's bitchy blue ass, then pronouncing herself ruler of literally everything.

This angered the great god Lauren Faust, who in turn bloodily killed Cadence, Shining Armor and Flurry Heart, sending them all to Pony Hell. Lauren then cummed on the world which flooded it, while Scootaloo masturbated at the literal fucking apocalypse. Meanwhile Pinkie Pie was somehow still alive, and went into super ultra pony saiyan mode and drank all of Lauren Faust's cum. All that remained of the world was ruins and cum covered corpses and Pinkie Pie was still fucking alive.

Pinkie Pie opened a dimensional rift to a world where these weird hairless monkies existed, and jumped in it, turning into Donald Trump and building twenty walls along the border of mexico. Then, Lauren Faust got into a fight with Derpy Hooves and destroyed every last remaining muffin (hint: not many), and Derpy Hooves became a goddess and destroyed the universe, leaving them all in a blank space.

Scootaloo moaned and grew a giant futa-dick, while two ponies that remained, Bon-Bon and Lyra Heartstrings, floated to eachother and made hard, passionate sex. The hotness of all that lesbo sexiness made Derpy Hooves nosebleed so hard she died, but not before Lauren sent her into eternal hell (with no muffins). Twilight suddenly cheated death and respawned only to give a message that death was imminent as the mighty gods have ruled it so, then Lauren Faust sent her to fanfiction hell, a hell where Twilight must read every shitty fanfiction made by Pipsqueak going through puberty.

Lauren Faust then crowner Scootaloo the eternal goddess of everything and gave Scootaloo all her power. Scootaloo, being the amazing filly she was, made Lauren shrivel up into dust while her erection grew to over 9,000 inches. The massive Scoota-Futa-Dick suffocated Bon-Bon and Lyra in the middle of their kinky human roleplay sex. Scootaloo was shocked and saddened that she didn't get to see the end, so in a perfectly sane act she demolished everything that ever existed ever.

Author's Note

The End :scootangel: