Pump Up The Volume

Sorry it took so long. Vacationing and shit.

Octavia sits down at the small picnic table outside of the small sandwich shop. As expected, two mares sat down next to her. Her roommate, and the slightly hungover Colgate. A third mare also sits down, a purple mare holding an ice-pack to her head. She is extremely hungover. She sits down opposite of Octavia. "Uh..." Octavia starts, but is interrupted.

"Don't say a fucking word. I need to rest." the purple mare mumbles. She puts the ice-pack on the table and puts her head on it. Almost as soon as she does, loud snoring is heard.

Octavia looks at Vinyl. "Who is she?"

"Berry Punch, sister of Cherilee, mother of Ruby Pinch." Vinyl says matter-of-factly. Octavia becomes shocked.

"She's a mother and she's not with her child?"

"Oh, don't worry! She hired a very competent babysitter. I recommended him." Colgate says with a tired voice. She looks at Vinyl. "Thanks again, miss Scratch. I think Berry's actually a really good match for me."

"I nearly risked getting kicked out of school to take you to that bar to meet her, so you owe me. Maybe another night of therapy?" Vinyl winks at Colgate.

"Wow, you are such a whore. AND you're a lesbian." Octavia mumbles.

"No, I'm not." Vinyl retorts.

Octavia stares at Vinyl. "Then what are you? Are you a free-spirited hippie, screwing anything that moves?"

"I'm bisexual, you high-strung bitch." Vinyl retorts.

"Well, at least you like cock as much as... Hen." Octavia says, grinning when she sees the look on Vinyl's face at the mention of cock.

Colgate giggles. "Are you sure you two aren't dating? You fight as much as an old married couple."

"Certain of it." Octavia says.

"Anyway, I took Colgate to the bar, and she sat next to our hungover friend Berry." Vinyl explains, turning to Octavia.

"And she asks me if I taste as good as I smell." Colgate says. She puts a foreleg in front of Octavia. Octavia takes a small sniff at it. Minty.

"I can see where she was going with that. So, what happened next?" she asks Colgate.

"I answered 'Maybe...' and we ended up making out in the bathroom. She's a good kisser, too. Even better than Vinyl."

"Hey." Vinyl says angriliy.

"Gross. But interesting. So, Vinyl, what's on our agenda?" Octavia asks.

"Besides a threesome between me, Colgate, and Berry?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"My parents were swingers."

"That explains a lot."

"In all seriousness, we're going to the park with Berry's daughter. You'll love her. She's just so CUTE!" Vinyl says. She squees slightly at the thought. Octavia raises an eyebrow. Vinyl clears her throat. "Anyway, you in?"

"Sure!" Octavia says with a smile.

"I suggested it first, so of course I'm in!" Colgate says enthusiastically.

"Fuckin' A, let's do it." Berry says from her icepack. The group giggles.

"Well, let's go then!" Vinyl says, getting up.