I'll Show Mine...

"She's who!?" Tempest almost whimpered when she heard Twilight's answer. Just a few days had passed since she and Spike officially became a couple. And, as far as it only being a week old, it wasn't half bad. He had a decent sense of humor, was a bit of a teddy bear in bed, and was a hell of a cook. The sex was pretty good too...damn good, actually; especially when he showed he knew how sensitive a unicorn's horn was, even her little stub, as well as her cutie mark.

A shiver of pleasure ran down her back as she remembered their last romp, and the puddle he turned her into after assaulting both at once.

She couldn't quite place it, but since it was made official, and Spike got everything off his chest, she couldn't help but notice the girls had been looking at him oddly on occasion. At first she figured it was just lingering regret at learning how they'd treated him.

But, now, it seemed a bit more like...longing? She thought about it briefly, but shook it off as her imagination, blaming those cheesy romance novels Rarity seemed enamored with.

However, just a short time ago, she'd been informed by Twilight that they'd have to inform Spike's mom now, unless she wanted her to learn the hard way.

Well, that didn't seen too bad, 'Who is it?' she had asked, assuming, since she thought of Spike as her brother-younger bro, now, thankfully-that it was her own mom, Twilight Velvet...

How wrong she was...!

With an obliviousness that was borderline adorable, she said the two words that now had her shaking in her boots a little; quite literally...

Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia? The Princess Celestia I turned into obsidian, along with her sister, niece, and that pegasus with a muffin addiction? The one who's magic I helped the Storm King take away for a few minutes? THAT Princess Celestia!?"

"Um, yeah?" Twilight chuckled weakly in response, "Come on, Tempest, it won't be that bad. They aren't holding things against you. Actually the fact that you beat them so quick actually impressed Luna. Although she kinda...sulked about it for a few days."

"Ok...but that's about the invasion!" Tempest replied, "This is telling her I'm dating Celesta's son, Twilight!"

"Look, just go and be upfront about it. I know I need to start seeing him as an adult, and we're just quasi-siblings, so Celestia's bound to handle it better than me."

"Not sure what amazes me more, the sense that makes, or the fact you admitted it."

Twilight simply pouted a little in response, "Ok, here. If it'll help, why don't I get the others and we'll all go with you, for moral support."

"I hope you're right..." She said, taking a deep breath to try and calm down.

"Don't worry, this'll be easy!" Twilight trotted off to get the others.

"Easy, yeah...Twilight's right." Tempest told herself, "I'll go up to them with Spike, and just tell her what...happened..."

Oh...crap.

Her stomach felt like concrete when she realized that she was going to have to explain just how they did hook up; the alcohol-weak as it was, the little game of 'I'll show mine', then...

Oh Faust, this was Spike's Mom! How was she going to take it!? They'd had drunken-well, slightly buzzed-sex...what if she thought she'd taken advantage of him...and she was a few years older than him, too...she wouldn't see her as a cradle-robber as well, would she?? And even if Celestia didn't do anything, he was still Luna's nephew and Cadance's cousin; how would they react!?

Her body had already gone on autopilot when the others arrived, and during the trip to Canterlot. By the time they reached the palace, her nerves were almost shot.

"Fizzie, you ok?" Spike's voice brought her out of the panicky haze she was in, "You look like you're ready to pass out."

"Huh? Oh, hehe...I-I guess I'm just a little nervous." She relaxed a little when he put an arm around her, getting back a little more of her normally confident stance, "Ok....well, let's go."

The group headed in, being announced by one of the servants when they entered the throne room. Once inside, she spotted all three of the princesses there, calmly waiting for them. As soon as she saw them, though, Tempest's nerves started getting to her. But, they were all there, and it was no going back at this point.

"Oh, Tempest. Twilight sent us a message saying you had something important to tall us." Celestia spoke up when they got close enough. She then tilted her head in curiosity seeing how Spike was holding her.

"Uh, yeah...um...you see..." Tempest gulped, "SpikeandIareanitemnow."

Her eyebrows raised slightly, "'Scuse me?"

"Spike...arguing, Twilight-I mean Spike and Twilight arguing....went...my room talk and cider...sleepovers...nachos, kinda want some and scotch...exile...rain and pinkie pranks...left out a Maud and dessert, birthday" She inhaled, "Empire Crystal...big hero, dragonlord...but no titties, I hugs him and let see...clothes not more...then kiss, lick...anookie..." She turned bright red, "then get a boyfriend, but I don't mind sharing if she's interested!" She finished, trying to catch her breath.

"Ok..." Celestia spoke up once she was done, "So, just to clarify: Spike and Twilight got into an argument because she burned his copy of Celestia's Secret." She looked at the mention mare, "Really, Twilight?"

"I said I was sorry!" Twilight half-whined, "I wasn't thinking!"

"Right. And Tempest saw him while he was-putting it lightly-annoyed, and asked if he'd like to talk, inviting him to her room for a drink as well."

"Yeah." Tempest said.

"In which, he expressed his frustration and resentment about being left out of multiple fun events, like Twilight's birthday party, meeting Pinkie's sister, and the Equestria Dessert Competetion, even though you all promised you'd stick together."

"Yeah...we aren't really proud of it all..." Rainbow prodded the floor with the tip of her shoe.

Luna then took over, "And burning his catalog was simply the straw that broke the back since, even though what lingerie that is in the catalog is quite tame, Twilight just focused on the L-word. Spike, however, felt that after being named the Hero of the Crystal Empire, saving the Equestria games from that frozen cloud-which was awesome, by the way, and though it was only for a few minutes, becoming Dragonlord, that all that gave him the right to at the very least, look at a nice pair of breasts. Something I can't fault him for, personally."

"Me either." Cadance added, taking her turn, "So, after letting him get all that off his chest, and fueled by the light buzz from relatively weak alcohol, you offered him a bit of comfort and then got into a game of 'I'll show mine'. During which, you admitted you found each other attractive. Things gradually escalated and the two of you got intimate with each other, after which, you decided to become boy/girlfriend. That the basic story?"

"Y-Yeah....pretty much." Tempest nodded, more than a little amazed they managed to get everything from her nervous blathering.

"So...while trying to cheer up my son, you ended up having mildly buzzed comfort sex with him." Celestia said, looking at her stone-faced.

'Um...yes...but we've been sober the last couple of times! Hell, I'm still waiting until he's confident enough to give me anal..." She clamped a hand on her mouth, eyes wide in terror.

The three alicorns all looked her way with stony expressions. After a few seconds, Tempest felt like she was about to pass out until...

"Ok." Celestia smiled, "Just remember, break his heart and i'll have to hurt you."

"H-huh?? Woo-wa?'" She asked as coherently as she could in her current state, "You...you aren't mad that we...?"

"Why would I be? Spike's old enough to choose who he wants to go out with. If I had good reason not to trust the girl, then I'd tell him it's not a good idea."

Tempest tried hard not to sputter in slight shock, "But...but I just admitted we've had sex more than once...he's even...on my horn and cutie marks....!"

Cadance smirked, "Filly, who do you think told him about the cutie marks?"

"And that explains the interesting dreams he had the last couple of days." Luna added.

"Hehe." Tempest chuckled weakly, the sudden rush of relief making her look somewhat wobbly before Spike stepped over to help prop her up.

Celestia pursed her lips in approval, "Well, that's one way to reform a former villainess!"

"Why didn't we ever try that?" Luna asked.

Cadence rubbed her chin in thought, "Pretty sure dragons have talents in that area that we couldn't match without some serious magical manipulation."

"Says you!" Luna responded smugly, "I know quite a few spells-"

Spike rubbed his temple, "Discord's toenail clippings..."

"Spike!" Twilight cried out, looking offended,

"Well who else am I supposed to swear by around here?"

"True, but still...Discord's toenails?" She scrunched her muzzle up, "EW!"

"Well, what else was I supposed to swear by, then?"

While Spike and Twilight argued over oaths, the others were nearby.

"That was refreshingly anticlimactic."

"Ah'll say. Didn't think the princesses would be that alright with things."

"However, there still is one matter."

"Oh, yeah...but how do we fix it? I mean it's not like something's just gonna pop up..."

"Um, how about that?"

"Ooh!"

"Works fer me."

"That's an idea.

"It's not like I'm gonna instantly have a million bits...!"

"...."

"...."

"Crap!"