Brian sat at home on the computer staring at the screen at the thing he hated the most, the thing that disgusted him to his very core.
"Damn Bronies!", he shouted at the laptop screen, "I don't want to see their stupid pony shit on the internet!"
Suddenly, a little popping noise sounded as he had a new notification. Of course, he went to click on it. He swore to himself if it was another pony thing he was going to throw his laptop at the wall. He sighed in relief, as It said was just someone replying to his comment.
He thought how strange this was considering he hadn't commented on anything lately. To cure his curiosity he clicked on the link.
"It is the internet after all.", the comment read.
Now, Brian was genuinely confused. He scrolled up to look at the comment that he supposedly posted. The comment was what he just yelled out not even a minute ago. He raised his eyebrow in confusion and went to reply.
"I didn't post that." , he typed attempting to stop all the comments that were now flooding his notifications.
He rapidly tried to reply to the comments to calm them but for every comment he posted three bronies he replied to. Eventually he gave up on trying to stop them and just let them converse among themselves.
He put his head in his hands and shook his head back and forth trying to block out that annoying popping sound of a new notification. Finally, he slammed his hand down on the keyboard until he hit the mute button. He sighed and relaxed for a moment glad to not hear that sound.
Since, he fixed that problem it was time to find out why what he had said out loud had appeared on the website. He considered saying something out loud again but he was afraid another shitstorm would occur. Maybe, he could say something about liking bronies but how was he to explain making a new comment saying he likes bronies when just moments before he made one about hating them.
"Chocolate." , he said aloud.
Not even one moment later he had a new notification. He was afraid it was to his old comment but he pressed on it anyway.
"I love chocolate." ,said the reply.
Brian sighed in relief happy to know the shitstorm had died down a little. Then another notification.
"I fucking hate chocolate!" , another one replied.
So, another shitstorm had begun. and his notifications filled up once more so he threw his laptop on the couch and stormed upstairs. He lay in his bed for a couple of hours then decided to go check on his laptop.
Meanwhile at the castle in Equestria
Laughter poured through the hallways and bounced off the walls. It could be heard everywhere even in the royal gardens. It could be heard even in most of Canterlot. Some ponies on the street stopped to listen for a moment others were more suspicious than others but they continued on with their daily lives.The guards had resorted to ear plugs and so had the workers.
Luna and Celestia lay on their backs clutching their abdomens, gasping for breath, and tears streaked their face. Why were they doing this you ask? They were laughing at their latest prank.
"Do ... it.. again, .. Tia!" ,Luna yelled between fits of laughter.
Celestia rolled over until she was sitting upright still laughing. She stared at the screen trying to listen to what he was saying through the laughter.
"Chocolate, he screamed chocolate, Luna!" ,Celestia said laughing even harder.
Celestia and Luna decided to add to the oncoming shitstorm. Little did the hater of the brony community know that he was going to love and tolerate.
Luna and sat up and replied with something about bronies are the best when someone replied and said this why we are the shit of the internet. Luna did not understand therefore she could not get offended but still she wondered,
"Tia why don't we talk to the hater?" ,asked Luna.
"Well why would you want to do that?" ,asked Celestia.
"We can ask him why he doesn't like ponies." ,Luna suggested.
Celestia shrugged her shoulders her laughter now stopped. She pondered whether or not it would be a good move. She decided she would try for Luna's sake or she would never hear the end of it.
"Okay, we'll do it." , Celestia said much to the satisfaction of Luna.
"Yay, yay, yay!" ,Luna said as she bounced around the room, "I've always wondered what it would be like to talk to a human.
Celestia put a small spell on the computer and then she spoke to it to test it out.
"Hello, are you there?" , Celestia asked as Luna came over and did her best to sit still.
"Whoa, wha- what was that?" , said the surprised voice.
"It's me Celestia." ,she said.
"Ha, you're not real now get off the internet!" ,he laughed.
Celestia cast another spell over the now glowing laptop. As soon as she saw Brian she raised her hoof and waved it a little.
Brian stumbled back from the laptop and stared at the screen in disbelief.
"But ponies aren't real." ,Brian mumbled to himself trying to regain his sanity.
"Of course we are real. How am I talking to you right now?" ,Celestia said.
"Then what do you want?" , he asked.
"Well I want to know why you hate us." , Celestia asked.
"Well it's not that I hate ponies it's just I don't like the brony community." ,Brian said still in shock.
"Well why not?" ,Luna asked speaking for the first time.
"Well, they watch a show for little girls, a show of something nonexis-" ,he said cutting off at the end.
"But we're not nonexistent." ,Luna said.
"I see that now but it's a show for little girls." ,he said.
"It may be but it's what they want to watch who are you to judge?" ,asked Luna.
"Well, I...." ,he said trying to explain.
"Exactly, now don't judge just because the show wasn't intended for them, they want to watch it so be it. Just ignore it if you don't like it." Luna said.
"Still but." ,Brian said.
"Exactly, you just have to deal with it." ,Celestia said.
He nodded his head and Luna hung up.
"Why did you hang up sister?" ,Celestia asked.
"He was annoying me." , Luna said.
"Well at least we know we'll never bring a human to Equestria." , Celestia said in relief.
"Oooo, maybe we could bring a brony. They would be more pleasant." , Luna exclaimed.
Celestia smacked herself in the face for mentioning it as Luna ran off to get Twilight from Ponyville.
Fin
