Scootaloo loves internet

by CrudePoniToy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 1025

Scootaloo loves the internet!

Scootaloo loves the internet!

Published 2017-10-30 03:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-30 03:10:06 UTC

Ultimate Rage-Quit

Scootaloo sat at a computer desk. She was sitting like a human, because fuck logic. She was playing on a computer, playing a game called Ponycraft, dont sue me.

"FUUUUUCK!" Scootaloo screamed as she got killed by someone named 'superfetishfucker'. Scootaloo threw the computer out the window, who crushed Berry Punch as she drunkenly walked by. Scootaloo screamed a war cry and pissed all over the computer desk, then setting it on fire with sheer willpower.

Scootaloo ran away from her house, growing giant dildo-wings and flapping high into the sky, flapping towards the CMC Clubhouse. Meanwhile, in the clubhouse..

Apple Bloom stared at her cards. "Go Fish." She replied, staring at the other pony across the room.

"Luna damn it, Bloom. I'm gonna get Scootaloo to bloodily rape your asshole!" Sweetie Belle screamed, flipping the table out of the clubhouse.

Apple Bloom groaned. "My anus is all tired. That'll be the third time this week that Scootaloo would rape me." Apple Bloom sighed dejectedly.

Sweetie Belle narrowed her eyes. "I don't care!" She said, grabbing some rope. "Well, i'll tie you up for when she gets back. Heard she was playing Ponycraft again, she sucks at that game." Sweetie Belle commented, grabbing Apple Bloom by the bow.

Apple Bloom nodded. "She'll probably be extra pissed. Last time she nearly killed me because Celestia logged onto Ponycraft and griefed her house." She said, letting herself be tied up by Belle.

"Well, i'll be sure to record it this time. I heard some pony here pays for filly porn. Their named was...D...Derpy Hooves! Yeah, thats right." Sweetie Belle said.

Apple Bloom widened her eyes. "You mean the retard?" She said, struggling a bit.

Suddenly, the CMC clubhouse door blew open, and exploded along with any sort of plot this story had. Scootaloo stood there, dildo-wings spread in a magnificent way. "AAAAAARGH!" Scootaloo screamed.

Sweetie Belle widened her eyes as Scootaloo blasted a wave of pure power out of her ass at Sweetie Belle, Sweetie Belle being decimated in the process.

Apple Bloom widened her eyes as Scootaloo magicked a light saber out of nowhere, slashing at Apple Bloom until she was a burnt bloody mess. Scootaloo flew out the window, exploding the clubhouse while she did so. She flew all the way to Ponyville, seeing Rainbow Dash.

"Hey squi- OH MY FUCKING GOD?!" Rainbow screamed as she saw the carnage on Scootaloo's body.

Scootaloo was silent as one of her dildo wings shoved itself through Rainbow Dash's mouth, impaling her and coming out her pussy. Rainbow Dash immediatly exploded in blood and guts, covering Scootaloo as she smiled sweetly.

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were having hot lesbian sex in Sugarcube corner, before Scootaloo flew in. "Hi Scootapoop." Pinkie Pie said. Scootaloo screamed and stabbed Pie mercilessly, masturbating furiously as she did so.

Fluttershy screamed as one of Scoot's dildo wings detached and flew towards her. "I DONT WANT A COCK IN ME! I ONLY LIKE VAGINA!" Fluttershy screamed as the dildo came closer. Suddenly, a male Twilight Sparkle burst inside.

Twi-male unsheathed a giant 5 centimeter dick and started fucking Fluttershy in the pussy with it, pumping 5 children into her womb. Then Fluttershy cut off Twimale's dick and fed it to him, killing herself because she was no longer a faithful lesbo and had gone to being straight.

Scootaloo flew high above Ponyville, setting fire to it with her eyes. She then robbed some new computers and stopped to play Ponycraft again. She built a magnificent virtual house until two users, called 'RB_x' and 'Princess_Celestia' went and burned her house down.

Scootaloo went into a rage, flying straight to Canterlot and forcibly bringing the two princesses out. "You think this is funny?!" Scootaloo screamed.

"Yeah." Celestia replied, wolfing down an entire cake in three seconds.

"FAT FLANK!" Scootaloo screamed as her eyes glowed, making Celestia grow thousands of pounds till her heart stopped from diabetes. Then, she threw the fat corpse over to the Crystal Empire, a resounding boom echoing as Celestia's body exploded on impact at the Empire.

Luna shit herself before Scootaloo forced her shit down her throat, and Luna screaming as she internally combusted for whatever reason. Scootaloo ate her body.

Scootaloo then grew a giant futa cock and slapped Canterlot with it, sending it flying off the mountain perch and into a river. Snobby ponies screamed as they splatted onto the ground in a small explosion of blood and guts.

Derpy Hooves then flew up to Scootaloo, offering her a muffin. Scootaloo screamed. "CUPCAKES ARE BETTER!" She yelled, sending Derpy Hooves to Tartarus to be raped for all eternity.

She then flew up, seeing Cloudsdale and wrecking the weather machine, making Cloudsdale get destroyed simultaneously by Tornados, Giant bolts of lightning, and massive snowstorms.

She continued to fly up high into space, flapping her dildo wings as hard as she could until she reached the stratosphere. She smiled upon the destruction she had reigned and the ruined world, and thought it was all worth it.

Then with the powers of Celestia, Luna, ~~Twlight~~ Twimale and Cadence, she screamed a cry of triumph as she shot a magic beam so powerful it destroyed the moon. The water in the world overflowed, swallowing up some land and Scootaloo smiled, as that was not all to come.

Scootaloo moved the sun so that it would crash into the planet, and as the fiery ball moved at speeds she'd never seen before, she flew up quickly to a safer level. She looked down as the sun collided with the planet, a ginourmous explosion racking her ears as bits and pieces of the planet flew up beside her.

Scootaloo then teleported herself to the pony of time itself, Lauren Faust. Faust greeted the cute filly. "Hello, what may I do for you?" She said, not minding the blood covering Scootaloo or the fact everything had just fucking blown the fuck up.

Scootaloo stabbed her dick in Lauren as she smiled serenely. Lauren's eyes closed as she let out a "bleh" and died. Then time stopped.

Author's Note

The End :scootangel: