Life of the Party

by Twins of Canterlot

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Romance, Sex, Discord
Length: 2295

Discord decides to add a little life to his latest Gala, much to Starlight's pleasure.

Discord, bored of being bored at the latest Grand Galloping Gala, spots an old friend socializing with the crowds.

Little does this friend suspect the exciting evening she's in for this year, once Discord decides to have some fun...

Published 2017-10-30 17:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-30 17:00:06 UTC

Life of the Party

Discord yawned, his open mouth attracting several flies before he slammed it shut. He had been invited to the Grand Galloping Gala once again, yet was strictly forbidden any large-scale pranks this year. He hadn't the faintest idea why, since the only pony that pudding bowl actually ate was Blueblood. But, here he was, forbidden his only form of entertainment.

He had settled for simply lazing about on one of the large chandeliers, and combing the crowd with his eyes. Sure, his eyes messed up a couple expensive manestyles, but it wasn't like he was hurting anypony. Yet, much to his chagrin, even his reality-warping puns were starting to become bland.

His eyes flew back into his skull- alerting quite a few nobles as to where they could cast disapproving glances -and he let out a disinterested sputter. His gaze darted to and fro, hoping to locate the perfect loophole when--

"... I guess that's true, but do you really think I'll be able to?"

"He's just a bit out of touch with reality, but as long as you approach correctly, yeah."

Two voices he instantly recognized tickled his ears, and he shot his head around to spot exactly the ponied he thought he'd find: Starlight, Equestria's first virgin enemy. And Maud... the other one. Both were wearing dresses that complimented their looks quite well, not that he cared.

With a shit-eating smirk, Discord snapped his fingers and teleported inside the unicorn's ear.

"Well well well..." he purred as he slithered out at full size, provoking Starlight into a startled yelp. "Do my ears detect some juicy gossip? Our very own Starlight Glimmer nervous about approaching a colt?"

Starlight's expression remained shocked, but the addition of a particular shade informed Discord of everything he wanted to know.

He chuckled mischievously, "Oh my, what a positively delicious turn of events! You simply must tell me who the lucky pony is!"

Starlight's glance gradually shifted from shock to confusion, before she closed her eyes and held a hoof up as she caught her breath.

"I'd rather not, at least right now." she muttered, Maud's eyes rolling slightly in response. Discord quickly stood at his full height, and feigned offense as he held a claw to his chest.

"What say thee? Thou wouldst downright refuse an offer of advice and lent ear from thine favourite Draconequus?" He gasped dramatically, lifting the back of his paw to his forehead. "Woe is me, for mine heart is torn asunder by thy mistrust!"

Starlight couldn't help but giggle at his display. "I never said you couldn't offer advice, Dis. Just that I'm not telling you who it is."

Discord's theatrical pose disappeared into a flat expression, and he carefully glanced at Starlight to see if he could detect any snark or humour.

Nothing.

Oh well, if she was going to be that open to suggestion, there was no way in Tartarus he would've passed this perfect opportunity to mess with a close friend.

He quickly summoned a glass of punch. "Well then, the first point to address would probably be most stallions' aversion to virgins..." he stated offhandedly before taking a clam sip of his drink, eyeing her in wait for her to fluster. Much to his surprise though, her only reaction was to glance off to the side with a thoughtful expression.

"Dammit, I'll probably need help with that..."

Discord cocked his eyebrow at her. Really? She was this hard to embarrass? Oh well, one last try couldn't hurt.

"Well, I could help you out." He shrugged, resuming his sipping.

"If you can figure out a way to do it here, go ahead." Starlight chuckled. "Twilight said she doesn't want me wandering away from the party again."

Discord choked, and quickly opened a portal to spit his drink into. He wiped his lips with the back of his claw, and glanced down at her. Surely she was merely exercising her wit by matching his, right?

He found no joke in her eyes.

He swallowed nervously, glancing over to Maud for a distraction, only to discover she'd disappeared sometime within the last two minutes.

Suddenly, he mentally slapped himself. Is he really attempting to pass this offer by? It'd been over a thousand years since he'd been with a female, and he surely deserved a release by now. His grin grew wicked as he leaned down to look her in the eye, not noticing the slight blush on her cheeks.

"Funny you should mention that..."

Starlight couldn't believe her luck. If somepony had told her that she'd be presented a chance to give her virginity to the creature of her wet dreams in the middle of the Gala, she wouldn't have believed them. But here she was, standing beside the table Discord had seated himself at as they prepared whatever he had in mind.

Her heart began racing with excitement as he raised his talon, and snapped. Instantly, she felt a swirling magic pressed against her rump, and she realized what he was thinking. The idea caused her lower lips to wink, and she saw Discord flinch.

"My my," he purred, keeping his voice just low enough so nopony except her could hear him. "You're actually looking forward to this! How intriguing..." He eyed her carefully. "If you want to see how it works, you should take a peek."

Well, it would be interesting to see. Not to mention it would give her a good idea to gauge just how far he'd be stretching her. Shrugging, she bowed her head, and lifted the tablecloth so she could see-- "Holy shit!"

Fortunately, her cuss was hidden by a nearby pony sneezing, drawing more attention to them rather than her. That suited her fine, as it gave her more time to gawk at the sight in front of her.

Discord's erection stood proud and tall, pointing straight up at another circular portal: this one stuck full of her own plot as her own tail, tailhole, and moist entrance hung out. Her marvelling was quickly drawn to the Draconequus' pack, though. It was nothing like anything she'd ever seen before! It was tannish in color, with blue veins bulging out in a few places, and a large pink head. The thing must've been at least six inches long, and two thick. The shape of his tip reminded her of a tall mushroom cap, his testicles looked as full as they could get, and every piece looked absolutely delicious.

For a creature who grows as tall as three feet, it was an awe-inspiring sight.

Quickly summoning a small bead to explain her time under the table, she stood up. Discord was giving her a cocky smile, and leaning his chin on his paw.

"I take it you found what you were looking for?" He laughed coyly.

"Yes, yes I did." She nodded, struggling to stop herself from begging him to fuck her silly. "Should I hang around?"

Discord leaned back. "Perhaps while we start, but I want to watch you try and mingle later on."

Starlight nodded, and took a seat, swallowing nervously. "Alright... go ahead."

Discord clearly needed no more permission, as she quickly felt his head prod her slick lips. That sensation alone was enough to make her spine tingle, and she shuddered with a quiet grunt.

Slowly, she felt his head spread her open, and enter at an agonizingly slow pace. She fought down the need to cry out once the entire width of his tip popped inside her, but it took every inch of her willpower. Holy fucking Celestia in a brothel, he felt HUGE. She clenched her eyes shut, her horn flickering slightly as the alien sensations of bliss and aching drove her dangerously close to going mad for more. Fortunately, his pace of entry was steady, and her breath hitched in her throat once he finally pressed against her hymen.

Quickly, she cast an invisible shield around her head, and nodded to Discord with determination. He quickly jousted himself in: pushing right past and hitting her cervix. Starlight screamed in agony as nearly unbelievable pain shot through her entire body, and nearly collapsed onto the table.

Fortunately, the spell she'd cast silenced her wail to the outside world, and made her face appear as if she'd only stubbed her hoof. But the downside to keeping up appearance was that she couldn't beg Discord to meet her lips with his, and comfort her through this. The fact that she'd now have to miss that...

Her crying was ceased, and her pain forgotten as a the warm feeling of what could only have been a deep kiss was made known to her. Her eyes shot wide open, and she felt invisible limbs wrap her in a tight, gentle hug. Starlight looked over to Discord, and he gave her a quick wink with a soft look.

She felt her heart melt as fresh tears filled her eyes, and she returned the kiss with full passion. He knew. He knew what she needed, he knew how she felt. Whether he looked into her mind or just put two and two together, she couldn't give less of a fuck. The look in his eyes was genuine, and even held some apology for not noticing sooner. She no longer cared if anyone grew suspicious, she wanted her draconequus to rut her until she was walking funny.

After what must've been at eternity, the kiss broke, and she felt her tears wiped away as a hoof tapped on her shoulder. She almost snapped at the pony for interrupting such a precious moment before remembering nopony could realize what was going on.

She gathered herself in the blink of an eye, and turned to see Twilight smiling at her.

"Starlight, c'mon!" The Princess teased. "You promised you would mingle, and I don't want you to sit here being bored with Discord."

Starlight laughed, her mask spell preventing her mentor from seeing the deep red claiming the whole of her face as Discord began lightly moving his thick member inside her. The pain was now replaced with unequaled ecstasy, and each twitch from him caused her to gasp and shudder.

"O-of course!" Starlight smiled, "I did promise, so let's see how this goes!"

Twilight clopped her hooves together. "Wonderful! I'm sure you'll find something you love,"

Starlight cast a short wink at Discord while Twilight turned away. "I'm sure I already have..."

The next several minutes were an unreal mix of pleasure, thrill, and struggle to remain silent for Starlight: and she relished in every single second. It had only taken Discord around half a minute to find a rhythm he was comfortable with, and it fit him well: being both unpredictable and systematic in the varying speed and power of each thrust.

Fifteen minutes into mingling, she had to excuse herself to the mare's restroom, and made it in just in time to cast a soundproofing spell before her knees buckled beneath her, and she let loose a cry that would've been heard throughout Canterlot had she not cast it. She writhed on the floor as new heights of joy, love, and pleasure coursed through every nerve in her body. She felt another invisible embrace as she rode out her first orgasm, and she eagerly accepted it with crushing enthusiasm. Discord's phantom form held her until she was ready to go back out, and another snap of his claws tidied up her appearance.

The evening continued on like that for a long time, and Discord sent her through what must've been six climaxes by now. Just like she wished, she began to develop a hitch in her gait after number five, and she was almost too tired to walk after number six. She just wanted to lie down, and let her lover fuck her silly for the rest of eternity.

However, her "ailment" did not go unnoticed by Twilight, who was quick to suggest a nice rest in one of the guest bedrooms. Starlight accepted all too eagerly, and soon found herself sprawled on a plush mattress.

"Are you going to be okay in here?" Twilight asked, looking at her student in clear concern. "I don't think you should be alone in this condition."

Starlight panted heavily as Discord began ramming her mercilessly through the portal, and waved Twilight off.

"G-go ahead and mingle, I'll be j-JUST fine~"

Twilight eyed her, unsure about Starlight's plight, but eventually nodded and walked out. Starlight cast another soundproofing spell as soon as the door clicked shut.

"Di-di-disc-cord!" She called, her speech halting every time he slammed into her. "P-ple-eas-se c-c-com-me he-e-e-er-re~! I-I-I w-wa-ant-t t-to-o l-l-look y-you in-n the-e eye-eyes as-as w-w-we--!"

There was a flash of light, and she felt herself buried in the thrusting weight of a full-grown draconequus plowing her cunt.

"Where?" Discord panted urgently.

"B-b-br-ree-ee-d m-m-me~!"

With one final thrust, Discord's head flared up, and lodged itself inside her open cervix. Her vision went utterly blank as she felt wave after wave after wave of hot liquid fill her womb, and she was brutally thrown into her most powerful orgasm yet. Her horn fired off in a spectacular display as her musical howl reached a volume she never knew she could accomplish.

Then everything went black, and she knew no more.

Discord smiled down at the sleeping mare as he finished his release, pulling of her with a wet schleck and rubbing her slightly bloated tummy softly. He was about to lay down next to her when he realized that a particular magical aura was absent...

The soundproofing spell had popped.

Author's Note

First story, first clopfic. Please leave feedback, thumbs up/down, and we might write another one.