"Itsy Bitsy Anon" stories

by Crystalbreeze

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 7 (EqG), Alternate Universe, Human, Anon, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Equestria Girls
Length: 3988

My story collection, what is about Anon, who enters in the universe of the MLP - EQG. Unfortunately not in his normal size.

This is my story collection called "Itsy Bitsy Anon" stories. Before I wrote these words down, I created a not usual situation in the world of the MLP - EQG, which inspired me. All of the stories, what I'll write here will take place in that situation. I write its backstory down for you and I hope it will be interesting for you:

Once Anon found himself in a strange place. Everything around him was bright and cartoony. The place, where he was was a simple town with streets, houses and colorful human citizens. Anon could enjoy the brand new world, where he was, but there was a little problem. He wasn't as big as before. Now he was just an inch tall. His life became dangerous, because someone could step on him, or a giant bug could eat him.

Fortunately he didn't become a victim. Some days after he appeared in the huge town, somebody found him and tried to help him. It was a yellow colored girl with pink hair and turquoise eyes. Her name was Fluttershy and she loved taking care of animals. After Anon became Fluttershy's itsy bitsy friend, she showed him to her friends, who loved him.

Anon got many friends and started loving this world. He didn't wanna go back to Earth. He lived in a dollhouse and played with Fluttershy's animal friends.

List of the stories:

Here the smallest babysitter comes!
Anon goes to the Apple family's house to play and take care of the CMC, while the other part of the family is away for some hours. Will he survive the afternnon with three gigantic kids? If the answer is yes, then you can think about what will they play with him. Maybe Anon will play with a Hot Wheels car and have a cool race with it. :pinkiehappy:

Having a Pinkie Party
There is a huge party at Pinkie Pie's house. There's so much people there and the mood is good. Anon and Fluttershy are looking forward to go there and meet with their friends and have a party made by the coolest party organiser ever.

Published 2017-11-13 06:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-22 18:30:28 UTC

Here the smallest babysitter comes!

Anon was walking along the left side of the sidewalk on a usual day. On his right he could see the rest of the sidewalk, the roadway and some houses on the other side of the street. On his left side he couls see a big grass forest with beautiful flowers, which meaned just a normal garden to a normal person. The reason why he was on the left side of the sidewalk is he didn't wanna be a victim for all those gigantic colorful human beings, who walked along the sidewalk. Because you need to know that Anon was just one inch tall.

"Why was he so small?" Asks the curious reader. The answer is he wasn't born there. His home was the Earth, but once he appeared in this weird, but so familiar world, where the humans are huge and more colorful, then the normal humans. And the whole world was so cartoony to Anon too. In the beginning he was depressed and afraid of someone'll step on him. But just three days after his appearance, a very special thing happened with him.

He got help. A giant yellow girl helped him, whose got pink hair and turquoise eyes and who was very kind and friendly with him. She loved taking care of animals, so Anon wasn't a big deal for her. Her name was Fluttershy and as her name illustrated, she was really shy. She took Anon home and introduced him to her little pets, who liked him. Anon liked them too.

A week after Fluttershy took Anon home, she introduced him to her friends, who were six other girls and a speaking purple dog. They thought he is really adorable. They call him cute and talked with him about his size and the world, where he came from.

He came just some weeks ago, but Anon already loved this world. He didn't wanna go back. He had some friends and a little dollhouse, where he could sleep. His life was very adventurous.

Apart from his backstory he was walking along the left side of the sideway (as I already said) and made his way to the Apple family's house, because he promised to Applejack to be the babysitter for that day, because Applebloom wanted to invite Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle for a little playing, but Applejack, Big Macintosh and Granny Smith needed to go away for that afternoon.

They invited the other two members of the CMC and let them play until they'll go away. This is the part, where Anon will join. He'll be the babysitter and play with three huge girls.

Finally under a quarter of an hour he got to the big farm. Everything was so great there. The house and the barn, the animals and Applejack's dog called Winnona, who ran to the tiny human and gently licked his head as she saw him. She was very clever and cute. Anon caressed her nose and smiled. The giant dog was so kind and accompanied him til the huge enterance of the house.

When he got there with Winnona, he knocked three times on the big red door. A half a minute later Anon heard quiet steps from the inside, what after a while became a bit louder.

Once the door slowly opened and Anon could see a familiar figure, what was many times bigger than him. It was a girl with orange skin, green eyes, golden hair and a cool cowboy hat on her head. She wore a white T-shirt, a blue skirt and brown cowboy boots. Anon knew that she was Applejack, one of his best friends.

"Hi there Anon!" She said with a smile.

"Hi Applejack! How you doing?"

"Ahm fine, thanks. Ah work hard every day. And what 'bout ya?"

"I'm fine too. In my days I help Fluttersh's pets, or spend the day with Fluttershy herself. Sometimes I work hard too."

"That's good. The girls ahr already here. Ahm so glad you came."

"Well, you needed help and I'm very helpful."

"Yeah. Come in calmly." Said the huge girl and let Anon enter into the house.

"Thank you." Anon said and entered. For a moment Applejack bended down and caressed Winoona's head and closed the door.

The tiny human walked to the mat and cleaned his shoes. After that he followed Applejack to the room, where the girls were. Under the tour he looked around the house. Once, when they went through the dining room, Anon could see Big Mac and Granny Smith, while they were sitting at the table.

"Who was that?" Asked Granny Smith. "Did Anon come?"

"Yup. He's here." Applejack answered and looked at Anon next to her boots.

Granny Smith looked at the itsy bitsy human. "Oh, hello Anon!"

"Hello Granny Smith and hello Big Mac!"

Big Mac looked at Anon next to Applejack's boots and waved his right hand. "Hello!"

Anon nodded and smiled. As Applejack started walking again, he continued following her.

Minutes later they came to a door. The giant girl opened it and let Anon see what was behind that. It was Applebloom's room, where the three members of the CMC played with some toys. Applebloom played with a remote controlled helicopter, Scootaloo played with a little Hot Wheels car in a cool track and Sweetie Belle played with dollhouse, where she dressed some dolls. While they were playing, they spoke with and to each other. For those, who wanna know how the room looked like, it was a simple skin colored room with a bed, a desk, a computer, a wardrobe and a chandelier.

"Hello there girls. Ah just wanted to tell ya that Anon is here." Said Applejack to the three girls, who looked at her as she opened the door.

"Okay. And where is he?" Asked Applebloom curiously. The other two girls became interested too.

"He is right here." Applejack answered and bended down. She gently clenched Anon and lifted him up to the level of the girls' eyes. then she opened her palm and let the CMC see Anon. Then they looked at the palm of Applejack's hand and saw the miniature figure, who looked like a human and who waved his hand and said happily:

"Hello there Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle! Nice to meet all of you."

They surprised and came closer to Applejack to see him from closer. When they stopped in front of Applejack, they started staring Anon. To him they looked like gigantic goddesses. After some seconds Scootaloo said: "Wow. You're so cool Anon. How are you so small?"

"I came from another world. The people, who live there are as tall as me."

"Oh my..." Said Applebloom with a surprised face. "How do you know our names?"

"Applejack told me them." Anon said and looked up at Aj's face.

"You're so interesting. Do you want to play with us?" Asked Sweetie Belle with a smile.

"Yeah, do you wanna play something?" Asked Scoot.

"Of course." Said Anon happily. "I would be the babysitter here."

"Okay. Ah think ya'll be fine here with them." Said Applejack and handed Anon to her younger sister. "We're leaving nao. Have fun girls!"

"Have fun Applejack!" Said the three girls in the same time.

"One more thing. Please do not cause pain to him! His body is lower than ours."

They nodded and let Applejack go out of the room and close the door.

Moments after Applebloom took the teeny tiny Anon on the top of her desk and let Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle stare their cute little babysitter. Both of them just kneeled in front of the wodden desk and looked at him with a surprised face. Fortunately it took just some moments, because if it would took some minutes, then it could be awkward.

"Did anybody say you that you're so cute?" Asked Sweetie Belle with a smile.

Anon blushed a bit and answered: "No, but I think some of my friends thought about that. You're the first, who says that."

"Thank you." Said Sweetie again. "Would you tell us a few things about yourself, please?"

"I would. But do you really wanna hear them?" Asked Anon with a happy, but also devious face.

"Mhm." They said together.

"Really?"

"Mhm."

"Really really?"

"Mhm." They said. Now they smiled, because they recognized that Anon was joking,

"Fine. Request accepted." He said. "let's see: I'm 18 years old, I'm always friendly and rarely angry. I like the color green, the music, reading, swimming and studying. I've got a mother, a father and a younger sister."

"Do you have even a younger sister???" Asked Applebloom.

"How old is she?" Started Scootaloo. "Is she cute? Is she smaller than you? What is her name?"

"She is 6, she is very cute, she is smaller than me and her name is Nony."

"Aaaww..." Said Applebloom. "And where did you come from?"

"From a planet called Earth." He answered.

"But this is the Earth too." Said Scootaloo.

"It can be. But my world is a bit different. It isn't as happy and colorful as this world and at there the friendship isn't as important as here. But of course the rest of the people is very friendly and kind. Except some people who only cares about money and the riches."

"That's not good, but that's good, when someone try to be friendly." Sweetie Belle said. "And what did you mean, when you said that your Earth isn't as colorful as our Earth?"

"I meaned that my Earth isn't as bright and cartoony as yours. it's sometimes dark and colorless. Also some of us are different colored. There are people with a skin, which is yellowish shade and brownish shade. And if one hates the other, then it is called racism. That's a very negative thing, when a race hates the other race."

Applebloom asked: "Do you wanna go back?"

"Not exactly. There are positive and negative things on that Earth and I think my mom, dad and younger sister misses me, but I don't wanna live there and go back. Fortunately I'm happy to appear in this new world."

It was a not usual tale. The three huge girls were interested in the other earth, because none of them could imagine a world like that. But now enough of the tales and let's play something!

"This was an interesting story." Applebloom said. "Girls, what will we play now with Anon?"

They started thinking and once Scoot had a great idea. She looked at Anon and the little Hot Wheels track at Applebloom's bed and said: "He can test your remote controlled helicopter Applebloom. He can get into it."

"Indeed. Do you wanna get in the little helicopter Anon?" Asked Applebloom from the tiny human.

"If it won't fall down and hurt me, then yes."

"Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. Now let me get that here." Said Applebloom and got the remote controller of the helicopter. With that she turned on the helicopter's propellers and made it fly up from the carpet. She moved it to the desk, where Anon was and landed it.

The small vehicle, which was black and blue colored landed on the desk next to Anon.

"So cool. It's his size." Said Scootaloo.

"Yes. But can he get into it?" Sweetie asked.

"We'll soon know that." Said Applebloom. "Try it Amon."

Anon walked to the helicopter's door and opened it. It was totally his size. He could calmly get into it and take his seat in front of it's window. It was so cool, because it looked like a real helicopter from the out and the inside. But it was just a toy.

"Are you ready?" Applebloom asked.

"Yupp! Let's do this!"

At that moment the helicopter turned on and Anon could hear the sound of it's propellers. Once finally it flew up into the air. It was stabil and wasn't teetering. While it was flying, the helicopter turned around and Anon could see the CMC in front of him.

"What do you think?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"It's great!" Anon said.

"let's see how can it go forward." Said Applebloom and pushed a little lever on the remote controller which made the helicopter fly forward. Anon really enjoyed this. Under the travel he and the helicopter made their way up, down and after six minutes they flew around the whole house. It was so amazing.

In the end of the travel the helicopter landed on the desk again and Anon got out of it.

"Girls, this was awesome!" He said.

"Miniature high five?" Scootaloo asked.

"Miniature high five!" Anon answered.

Scootaloo and the other two members of the CMC took one of their index fingers in front of the itsy bitsy Anon, who gave a tiny high five.

"Any ideas for the next thing what we'll play?" He asked with a happy face.

"I have one! Do you want to go inside my dollhouse?" Asked Sweetie Belle and pointed at her white dollhouse, which had two floors and which was on the floor.

"Sure Sweetie Belle." Anon said with a smile.

Sweetie took the palm of her right hand in front of Anon, who stepped on it. Sweetie lifted him up and took him in front of the dollhouse's door. Anon knew that Sweetie Belle is a little girl, like his sister and he knew that how can a babysitter treat with a girl like her.

Just for laugh he knocked on the little dark green door, like Sheldon Cooper from the TV show called Big Bang Theory:

Knock Knock Knock "Is anyone there?" Knock Knock Knock "Is anyone there?" Knock Knock Knock "Is anyone there?"

"You can go inside. It's open." Sweetie said and Anon opened the door. In the dollhouse he could see the living room. There was a carpet on the floor, a sofa in the middle of it and a lamp between them. On the walls there were some tiny pictures too. On the right side there were the stairs and on the left there was the opened wall. Throught that Anon saw Applebloom and Scootaloo, who looked at him. At first sight the house looked like confy from the inside.

"This is the living room. You can take a seat here, or you can go upstairs."

Anon walked to the sofa and sat on it. It was confy and warm. "So nice."

"Indeed." Unfortunately I can't sit on it, but I'm glad you enjoy sitting on it." Sweetie Belle said.

"Now let's go upstairs." Anon said, stood up and went up to the 1st floor through the stairs. At there there was a cute room with a commode, a wardrobe, a lamp, a mirror and a bed. But still there was a big area, where there wasn't any walls. "Wow. This is so great. Like in a real house."

"Do you wanna know what is in the wardrobe?"

"Well, sure!" Anon said and opened the wardrobe. There was some girlish dresses in there for dolls.

"Can I dress you up?" Sweetie asked.

Anon surprised and said: "No no no no no. There's no way to..."

He couldn't finish his line, because two white colored fingers got him and took him out of the dollhouse. While he was between Sweetie Belle's thumb and index finger, he saw her other hand what took a little girlish dress for dolls from the miniature wardrobe and tried to dress up Anon just for fun.

As Sweetie Belle finished the dress up, then she showed Anon to Applebloom. "What do you think?" She asked.

Once when they looked at Anon on the palm of Sweetie Belle's hand, they immedietly started laughing. Anon was so funny and ridiculous. While they laughed, they tried to say some sentences, but they could say just some words, because they couldn't stop the laughing.

"Anon.....looks so....funny...........I....can't....stop....la....laugh.....ing."

The tiny human's face became bored and filled with disgust. Applebloom quickly brought him a big mirror and showed him how did he look like.

"Here. Look at yourself Anon!" Applebloom said. As Anon looked at himself, he became scared. He was in a little white wedding dress.

"Are.....you.....kidding ....me?"

"You look like cuter than ever." Said Scootaloo with a huge smile.

"Yes, yes I agree, but why did you do that Sweetie Belle? I look like so ridiculous." He asked.

"Just for fun." Said the huge white girl behind him. "Are you angry now?"

"No, I'm not. Morever.......I think I'm so funny too." Anon said with a smile, while he checked his dress in the mirror.

When the other three members of the Apple family got home, Granny Smith and Big Mac quickly went to their bed, but Applejack walked to her younger sister's room to see the three Crusaders and Anon.

As she entered, she could see them, while they played with the Hot Wheels toys. Aj greeted them: "Hi girls, how was the day with Anon?"

"Great." Said Applebloom.

"Yes, we played with the helicopter, the dollhouse and now we're playing with the Hot Wheels trac. Anon really enjoyes it." Said Scootaloo.

"But where is he?"

"He is in the car." Said Applebloom again and showed the tiny colorful car to Applejack, who could see the teeny tiny Anon in it.

"Oh I see. Hi Anon!"

"Hi Applejack!" Anon said.

"When are ya leaving Anon? Would ya still like to stay? Aj asked with a smile.

"No, I think I'm going now." He answered. Aj took the palm of her hand close to the tiny car's door to lift Anon to the ground. Anon got out of the car and stood on Aj's palm. She lifted him to the ground and escorted him out. It was late, when Anon started going to Fluttershy's house. He really enjoyed the babysitting.

Having a Pinkie Party

The time was 7:30 in the afternoon, when Fluttershy and the teeny tiny Anon on her shoulder got to Pinkie Pie's house. Earlier in the school she said she's having a party tonight. So many students became curious and excited because Pinkie was very good at organising parties. Fluttershy and Anon became that too and they wanted to go too. Of course Pinkie allowed it and now both of them are at her house.

It was a usual single storey house, but it was fully pink colored. Fully. Through the windows they could see the people, who were already inside. Fluttershy and Anon even heard the music and some yells from there too. If there was a party there, then it was as cool as Dashie.

"This is it." Fluttershy said.

"Huh? I don't surprise." Anon said while he looked at Fluttershy's huge face on his right side. "Did her neighbours mention that she is a bit....uhm...."

"Crazy?" The huge yellow girl asked with a smile. "No. But I think they thought about it. Sometimes she can be crazy."

Anon nodded. "Yeah. Have she got a pet?"

Fluttershy answered: "The thing what she have isn't exactly a pet, but she treats it like that."

"What is that?"

"A gummy aligator called Gummy." Said Fluttershy to Anon.

"Lucky girl." Anon said with a smile.

The great face of Fluttershy nidded happily and the two friends went to the house's door. As they came closer, the sounds of the party became louder and louder. Fluttershy and Anon became more interested and excited. Finally they came to the door and the yellow girl knocked on the door.

No result. She knocked twice and some minutes after that, three times. In the end when Fluttershy knocked four times on the door, once suddenly it knocked back. Anon noticed that Fluttershy's body shaked at that moment. Maybe she scared a bit. No problem. Just for the fun Fluttershy knocked back the door.

She and Anon heard a familiar voice that time what was squeaky and girlish: "Who's there?"

"Uhm....Fluttershy and Anon." Fluttershy answered.

"We came to the party." Anon continued from Futtershy's shoulder.

"What is the password?" The voice asked happily-

Fluttershy and Anon looked at each other with a puzzled face and started thinking of an idiot password what Pinkie Pie wanted from them to guess. Not a good situation, isn't it?

"Ahm....please?" Anon asked.

"Nope!"

"Party?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Ah-ah." Pinkie's voice said.

"Then what is the password? Password?" Asked Anon.

"Unfortunately no. Here is the password: Puny Anon!" Pinkie's voice said with a laugh.

That moment quietly Fluttershy and Anon started laughing. Fluttershy laughed quietly, but once she needed to cover her mouth with her hand, because she couldn't stop. The laughing from Anon's side did very well. Maybe too well. Why am I saying this? Because while he was laughing he slipped down from Fluttershy's shoulder and the big yellow girl needed to catch him. After she catched him, she said to Pinkie with a smile: "The too much isn't good."

"Indeed. Come in!" Pinkie Pink Pretty Party Pancake Pie said and opened the door. There was about five other people at the door with her, who wanted to know who came to the party. The two arrivals didn't know them. As she opened it Anon's huge yellow friend came into the house.

"I'm so happy to see you guys!" Said Pinkie. "Our other friends are here too. Do you wanna see them?"

"Of couse." Flutters said and started following Pinkie to their friends.

The house was full of people. The lights were off and the only light came from the giant disco sphere and made everything lilac. At some places the party master placed some smaller disco spheres what were so sparky. There was much juice, cola, snacks, a laptop and two speakers on the table. The whole house heard the music, what came from those. Pinkie partymaster did everything well. Even there was a big dance area in the middle of the living room, where everybody danced happily.

Soon the two arrivals could meet with Twilight, Rarity, Aj, Rainbow and Sunset too. They were really happy to see Flutters and her tiny friend.

"Hi Fluttershy." Said Sunset. "Great party, isn't it?"

"Yes, it is." Said Fluttershy. "We really enjoy it."

"Pardon, what?" Rarity asked.

"You know I took Anon with me too." Fluttershy said, while she looked at Anon on her left shoulder. The girls looked at him and saw their newest cute little human friend. Anon smiled and said: "Hello. Good to see you girls!"

"Hello darling." Said Rarity.

"Great to see ya, little one!" Aj said.

The others just give Anon a "Hi!" word except Rainbow.

"Why hello there Anon!" She said and took one of her index fingers close to Anon to give him a tiny high five. With his little hand Anon gave a high five to the giant blue finger.

In the rest of time what Fluttershy and Anon spent in Pinkie's party, Anon tried to eat some chips, drink and dance. Both of these things were a bit difficult, I can't lie.

When he ate, he fell into the huge bowl full of chips. It was like a real dream, because Anon loved eating the oversized chips. But from Fluttershy's side it wasn't so good, because she needed to take him out from the bowl. Finally it worked when she could catch Anon. She lifted him up with her thumb and index fingers. It was a bit funny, because Anon was upside down and Fluttershy was holding him at his legs. Something similar happened with him, when he drank. The dancing was really hard, when the human is just one inch tall. Fortunately there was enough light in that room to see a tiny miniature dancing figure.

But apart from Anon, the girls had a great time too. They danced and talked about their own stuffs too. For every participant this party was awesome!