Green's Adventures - Saga 2: Pony Island Vacation!

by blaa6

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance
Length: 3613

Ponies on Vacation

Going on vacation.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-26 17:04:30 UTC

Prologue - Vacation Invitation

I woke up, let Dashie sleep late and headed downstairs. I looked outside and noticed an envelope. Derpy was there, looking at me. "I got one, too."

"What is it?" I levitated up said envelope.

"It's an invite to a resort." I smiled. "I guess we are lucky to know Discord, right?" My smile faded faster than Dashie's Rainboom.

"The Element of Chaos, Discord?" She nodded. "I don't know."

"Well, that's your choice. I'm going. I've earned enough vacation time for two Derpy's. Have a good day, Green." She flew away. I waved and went back inside.

"Morning, Green." Dash had woken up, already. Dashie came up to me and hugged me. "What's that?"

"Vacation invite. For all of us and our pets. I don't trust the sender, though." I decided to go anyway. It was a vacation. I needed time off. Anyway, We arrived at our transport, The Doctor's TARDIS. We went in and noticed the other's with us: Derpy, Twilight, Trixie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Spike, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Applebloom, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Big Macintosh, DJ Pon-3, Octavia, Lyra, Bon-Bon and all of our pets.

"Everypony ready?" The Doctor asked. We all nodded. "Onward and upward!" He flicked a switch. The TARDIS began to shake.

Sound

The door opened and we were greeted to a beautiful 5-Star hotel resort on a tropical island. It was 3 stories and had lots of windows. There was a pool on the left and a lake to the right. All we could think was, "Damn."

"Last one in's a rotten egg," Dashie screamed as she flew to the entrance. Scootaloo and I followed. The others ran/flew behind us. Dash was stopped at the door. She had opened it to a beautiful site. We opened the door and saw why.

A theme of a beach condo as only the icing on the cake. Many rooms, bathrooms, 2 kitchens, a laundry room, wi-fi, air hockey table, pool table and a HUGE TV. We were drooling while walking up to the rooms. We all knew to pick out our room first, then go wild.

We were first. Scootaloo, Rainbow, Myself, Tank, Dashie's Pikachu (Now nicknamed 'Sparky'), My Pikachu and Zorua.

Rainbow Thunder!

Twilight, Trixie and Owlouishus.

Magic Mares.

Pinkie, Applejack, Applebloom, Gummy and Winona.

Applepie.

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Spike and Opal.

Boutique Beauties.

Big Macintosh, Fluttershy and Angel.

Forest Apples.

The Doctor and Derpy Hooves.

Time Muffins.

DJ Pon-3 and Octavia.

Music Masters.

Lyra and Bon-Bon.

Newly-Weds.

VACATION TIME!

The pets were with us THE WHOLE TIME!

Please just pass this. Specific dialogue with our pets will be next.

Day 1

NOT! ONLY A WEEK!

I woke up, better than ever thanks to the deluxe bed in our room. Dashie was next to me, still sleeping. I smiled. I looked up at our room.

It was a basic room with white colored walls and blue rug floor. It had some tropical pictures and a TV. I looked to my left. Scootaloo was sleeping in a smaller separate bed. Around it were our pets. They were each sleeping on a pillow. I couldn't help but smile even more.

I got out of the bed and walked over to the door. I slowly opened it, stepped out and closed it. I looked around the living room of our hotel. The floor was a basic blue rug as like our room. Every pony was still sleeping, as I usually wake up early. I decided to look around the hotel for ideas of daily activities. Even if it was a vacation, you still need a game plan. I decided on the pool first as it was the first thing to come to mind. After that, I decided to go back to sleep. Even if I wake up early, I want to sleep late on vacation. So, I went back and climbed back into bed and fell into sleep.

I woke and got up. I saw that Dashie was waking up as were the others in the room. "Morning, Sweetie," I said.

"Morning, Green," Dashie replied. The pets woke up and came up onto the bed. "Hey, Sparky." Sparky replied with going over to Dashie and Dashie petting her. Pikachu and Zorua came over to me and I pet them too. Tank hovered to Dashie's head and landed on it. "Glad to see you too, Tank." Scootaloo woke up and looked at us, still a little groggy. She came over and hopped onto our bed. I came in and hugged her. I held out a hand to the others and it became a group hug.

"Whose ready for the best vacation EVER!" I asked rhetorically.

"Yeah," They said. We got up and left the room.

We saw that everypony was already awake. Spike was making some breakfast in the kitchen. "Spikey, your such a good chef," Rarity said. Spike blushed and got back to work.

"Morning everypony," I said.

"Morning," They replied.

Pinkie was in the other kitchen, making custom waffles for Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Applejack. "Your real good with them there waffles, Pinks," Applejack said. Pinkie blushed and continued. Sitting on a couch, Twilight and Trixie were reading a book, kissing every now and then. Fluttershy and Big Mac were petting their respective pets, the two ponies kissing once or twice. DJ Pon-3 and Octavia were checking out The Stage. Lyra and Bob-Bon were watching TV.

The Doctor and Derpy were on a couch. "Your very interesting, Derpy," The Doctor said. She blushed. "That's what I like about you." He covered his mouth with his hoof.

"It's okay. I really like you, too." The Doctor blushed. She nudged closer to the colt. He looked at her. She was very cute. He couldn't help noticing that. Soon, they were looking at each other's eyes. It only took a moment before impulse stepped in. The doctor leaned in and pressed his lips against hers. He closed his eyes and slavered every moment of it.

Tastes like muffins.

He could only think of that. Derpy closed her eyes. It was better than a mountain of muffins.They pulled away slowly. Opening their eyes, they lovingly looked at each other.

"I love you," The Doctor said.

"You too, Time Boy," She replied and they went back to kissing. Rarity looked at them across the room and jotted something down in her notebook. She never leaves home without it.

Must be a journal of couples.

After breakfast, we all gathered in the living room. "So, What's the plan, chief?" asked Pinkie.

"Swimming in the Pool is today." Everypony smiled. We went up to our rooms to get our necessities for it.

"Cannonball!" Scootaloo shouted before she landed in the pool. Rarity was prepared with a parasol. "Not until I'm ready" She thought. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle joined Scootaloo, but walked into it instead. Pinkie and Applejack joined in.

Big Mac and Fluttershy went into the Jacuzzi. Rarity, Spike, Twilight, Trixie, Rainbow and I relaxed on the side. The pets played in the sandbox provided. Rarity asked Spike to apply her sunblock. He quickly agreed and did so gently. Eventually, I went in and so did Dashie. We kissed and swam periodically. Before we knew it, it was dinner time. We all made our own dinner and took it to our rooms. Soon, bedtime came. Scootaloo went to bed first as did the pets. Dashie and I followed suit, still glad that this vacation is far from over.

Day 2

We settled into Day 2 and ate breakfast. "Next is...souvenir shopping," I said sheepishly. They nodded and we went back to our rooms. Rarity was most excited.

"I'm glad you choose today, darling. I wanted to shop, anyway." She thought. She made her way to her room as I entered mine.

Soon enough, we were all standing at the gift shop. We opened the door to see automated registers and all items on conveyor belts. It was something straight out of Wario's Factory from 'Mario Sports Mix.'

"Look. T-Shirts and Hawaiian Hats," Pinkie said.

"Let's meet back in an hour," I recommended. They all nodded and we began.

Soon, we finished up and payed for our stuff.

We left and went back to our rooms.

Writer's Block for this chapter. Sorry. Next will be better.

Day 3 - Double Dare 2000

This chapter is dedicated to those people who just barely lost on Game Shows (DD2000 - Missing the flag with one second on the clock). This is for you.

"Game Shows?" asked Fluttershy.

"Yeah. We compete in fun game shows," I explained. Twilight, Trixie, Spike, Scootaloo and Dashie followed me to the studio.

After waiting a while, we got dressed in jumpsuits. All I said was, "Your gonna need em'." We looked around at the studio. It had 2 podiums at opposite sides of the studio and tha podium between them. We got into position for the 25 bit lead challenge. A colt in a sweater trotted to the microphone. The lights turned on as a crowd of many ponies including our friends were in the audience.

"On your mark. Get set. Go!" We started to pop the water balloons with #1 foam fingers.

"These two teams are popping water balloons with giant foam fingers. The first team to pop them all gets a 25 bit lead in the show where being messy is a requirement,

"The red team's almost got it...oh!"

The crowd cheered as our team won. They got the stuff cleaned up as we went to our respective sides. My team was red, there's was blue.

"Now here's you host, Jason Harris."

"Thanks, Tiffany. Thanks, Everypony. Welcome to Double Dare 2000. The show where cleanliness is next to impossible." He was right. We were all covered in water. "Because this is Double Dare 2000, we have the Triple Dare Challenge!"

"Yippee. Triple Dare Challenge is so fun. It will make any pony smile anytime," Pinkie sang, trotting across the stage. She left afterwards. Confetti spewed everywhere.

"Yes. That's coming up in Round 2, but for now, we wanna play Round 1. We have 2 awesome teams. So let's meet them shall we? On my left, we have a team from Ponyville. Give it up for The Red Dash's. We hoof clapped as did the audience. "They are made up of Rainbow Dash, Green and Scootaloo. And on my right is another team from Ponyville. Give it up for The Blue Sparkle's. They are made up of Twilight Sparkle, Trixie and Spike. Now I'm gonna ask the Red Team a question worth 25 bits.If they know the answer, that's great. If they don't or think these guys don't have a clue, they can dare them to answer for double the bits. They have to be careful because they can be double dared right back for 4 times the bits at which point they'll have to answer or take the Physical Challenge. Red Team, your gonna start off with this 25 bit question. Who is the captain of the Canterlot Wonderbolts?"

We turned around and whispered the plan. We dare them, they double dare back and we say the right answer for 25 bits. We turned around. "Dare," I said.

"Okay. It goes to you, Red Team. Answer correctly and get the lead. Who is the captain of the Canterlot Wonderbolts?"

"Double Dare," Spike said.

"Back to Red Team. Answer for 4 times the amount or Physical Challenge."

"Spitfire," I answered.

"Correct. Now with 125 bits, Red Team is far in the lead. Next question: How many heads does a hydra have?"

"Dare," I answered.

"Blue Team."

"4," Twilight answered.

"Correct. The Blue Team now has 50 bits. Next question: Who's the ruler of Equestria?"

"Princess Celestia," Twilight said.

"Correct. The Blue Team now had 75 bits. Next Question: What is Princess Luna's Title?"

"Dare," Twilight said.

"Double Dare," I said back.

"Physical Challenge."

"There going for the Physical Challenge. It was The Princess of the Night. Now over to Pinkie to explain the challenge."

"Thanks, Jason. Today, we have a cupcake making challenge. You must go through these giant ingredients and mix them up in the bowl. If you complete this, not only will you gain the lead, but near the end of the show, we'll get to eat the cupcakes with the rest of the baking finished by me. you have 60 seconds."

"Thanks, Pinkie. All right. On your mark, Get set, Go!" After a slow start, they finish with 20 seconds to spare.

"Time. With 20 seconds left, The Blue Team gets the lead with 175 points and..."

BUZZ!

"That's the end of Round 1. Red Team has 125 and Blue has 175. But remember folks, Round 2 is coming up. Lots of Bits. Lots of Slime. So, don't go away."

"Now here's you host, Jason Harris."

"Thanks, Tiffany. As new to the show, we decided to let Red Team go as we left off with Blue Team last round. Remember, the questions are worth double now and the Triple Dare Challenge are coming, but now, time for questions. Red Team, here's your question: Name one animal part that Discord has."

"Lion Paw," Scootaloo answered."

"Correct. Red Team now has a tie with Blue with 175 bits a piece. Next Question: What species has eagle claws but is not an eagle?"

"Dare," Dashie said.

"Double Dare," Spike replied.

"Physical Challenge," Scootaloo said.

"They are going for the Physical Challenge. The answer was Griffin. Pinkie, explain the challenge."

"Thanks, Jason. Today, we have a cookie making challenge. You must go through these giant ingredients and mix them up in the bowl. If you complete this, not only will you gain the lead, but near the end of the show, we'll get to eat the cookies with the cupcakes with the rest of the baking finished by me. you have 60 seconds."

"But, of course, we also have the TRIPLE DARE CHALLENGE!"

*SIREN*

(Smoke comes out from the stage. Confetti and party stuff explodes all around.)

A black box on wheels that shows the TDC logo is wheeled onto the stage.

"If you go for what's in there, it's worth 300 bits." We talked it over and I borrowed his mic for a second.

"We're going for the Triple Dare Challenge!"

*Siren, smoke, confetti, etc.*

We open the box to reveal chocolate chips. I give a hooful to each member as a snack as they were adding giant ones to the challenge.

"Chocolate Chips. Add these in the mix for 300 bits. All right. 60 seconds on the clock. On your mark, get set, go!" Even though the weight of the ingredients was surprising, we managed to clear it with 11 seconds to spare.

"The Red Team now takes the lead with 475 bits and.."

*BUZZ*

"That means the game's over. The Red Team gets to move on to the Slopstacle Course. Sorry Blue Team. Before you go, though, Pinkie has some treats for all of us. While we enjoy these delicious baked treats, don't go away. We'll be back with the Slopstacle Course right after this."

BTW The treats were really good.

"Welcome Back. Rainbow, are you ready?" She nodded. "First is the Gak Vat. Your gonna race through the ballpit and slime with some dropped on yeah from above. Grab the flag, pass it off and win this GameStop gift-card for 50 bits."

"Next is the Blimp. Scootaloo, you'll have to pull the rope. Slime will fall on you. Find the flag, pass it off and win this 50 bit gift-card to AMC Movies."

"Last, Green, you'll go through the The Big Scoop. You'll climb up the carton, slide down the slide, grab the flag and win the grand prize of going to Universal Studios."

"All right. 40 seconds on the clock. On your mark, get set, GO!" Dashie went through the pit easily in 5 seconds, grabbed the flag in 1 and passed it to Scoots. She ran to the Blimp, pulled the string and found the flag in 2 seconds and handed it off to me. I climbed up the slide, went down the slide and grabbed the flag on the way down.

"THEY DID IT! THEY GOT IT! Tiffany, tell them what they've won."

"They've got the GameStop gift-card, the AMC gift-card and the Universal Studios."

"Wow. Not many win the whole thing. Thanks for...Whoa!" We grabbed him and we all had the same idea. We threw him into the ball-pit. I grabbed his mic.

"Thanks for watching. He's been Jason Harris. I'm Green the pony. See you next time on Double Dare 2000."

*Ending theme*

We exited the place with Universal tickets and bits in our pockets. We got to our room with our pets waiting there. Tank was sleeping on the bed as were the Pokemon. We cuddled up with them. We slept sound that night as we had lots of fun that day.

BTW To those who missed the flag on Challenge 8, let us all have a moment of silence for them.

END!

Day 7 - Proposing to Dashie

I had everything planned out for tonight. We'd go to Rainbow Road. I'd propose to Dashie and we'd be married in the Spring. I just need her to follow me to Rainbow Road. "What's the surprise?" Dashie asked. I got the teleportation spell ready

"Close your eyes," I said. She did. I held her and we teleported. "This way." I led her to the spot. We started hearing music.

SNES Rainbow Road

"Open your eyes." She did. She smiled really wide. I only replied with a smile as we looked out to the rainbow we looked at. It was like being a spectator to Mario Kart. "I thought you'd like it." I closed my eyes, smugly. I was then met with a hug.

"It's beautiful. It's so sweet. Thank you, Green. You've done so much for me. I just wish there was..."

"...something you could do for me?" I finished. "I can think of one thing." I sat on one knee. She put a hoof to her mouth, knowing what I was about to do. "Dashie. You've made my life so much better than I ever imagined." I levitated a box in front of her. "Now, will you make me the happiest colt in Equestria?" I opened the box.

"Will you marry me?" Dash was silent, crying happily. Suddenly, she leaped at me and kissed me. I had the now covered box in my arm. She broke the kiss and went up to my ear. "Yes," she whispered into my ear. We then kissed for a while, hugged and all that sweet stuff. We left eventually and got back to the hotel.

Soon, it was time to leave. We all made it to the TARDIS and The Doctor flipped the switch. Soon, we were off.

To be continued in Green's Adventures: Between 2 & 3.

Day 4 - Lake, Day 5 - Spa and Day 6 - Couple's Day

"Let's have some old fashion lake fun," I said, glad to see everypony was enjoying the lake with their significant other.

"What do you wanna do, Dashie?" I asked Dashie. She put a hoof to her chin.

"How about we make a sandcastle?" She suggested. I nodded in agreement and we trotted to the sand. I got some buckets and shovels for us and let Dashie choose what to make. She chose a fortress with a moat and giant towers. I liked her thinking. We began by making the work area as well as the moat. As we worked, I looked around the lake to see how the others were doing.

Twilight and Trixie were making out while sunbathing.

Fluttershy and Big Mac were under a tree, relaxing and occasionally kissing.

Rarity and Spike were also sunbathing. Spike was applying sunblock to Rarity's back. I noticed he was being gentle. Though he had rough, scaly skin, he was able to apply the lotion were well.

Applejack and Pinkie Pie were near the waterfall.

The Doctor and Derpy were under an umbrella, kissing occasionally.

The CMC were playing in the water.

The pets were also in the sand; Opal was near Rarity, though, acting as a cat should with distance from the water.

I smiled warmly at the fun the others were having with each other.

We finished the sandcastle soon enough and left it to use the tire swing. It was behind some trees. We saw that The CMC, Pinkie and AJ also were going on the tire swing.

"Yippee!" Pinkie shouted, flying across the lake in a cannonball pose.  She landed with a

SLASH!

"Ye-haw!" Applejack shouted, following in Pinkie's steps and doing the same thing. When she landed, she found Pinkie beside her. They kissed and swam behind the waterfall. Bow-Chick-a-Wow-Wow.

The CMC simply dived down in a triangle formation. The ponies on the sand clapped.

I let Dashie go first. She did a cannonball. So did I. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

We went back to the sandcastle. Thankfully, no pony touched it. But since it was the end of the day, we destroyed it. We all made our way back to the hotel and turned in for the night.

We went to the spa on Day 5. Nothing interesting happened except extreme comfort.

On Day 6, we hung out with our significant other for Couple's Day. As for The CMC, they hung out outside.

Writer's Block for Days 5 and 6. Don't worry. After Day 7, things will get interesting.