Impaled Apples

by PandaisQd

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Fluttershy, Sex, Spike, Comedy, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 5146

One day a certain blue Pegasus was flying about, she noticed that southern orange earth pony whom she decided she was ready to confess her feelings. Now getting closer she could see she was dancing, with spike. RD gets jealous! SHIT HAPPENS! OMG! OMG

RD gets jealous! SHIT HAPPENS! By "SHIT" I mean Rainbow injures Applejack on accident but it looked like it was on purpose!! Fluttershy has a crush on a princess! One with FWEINDSHIIIIIP! RD is confirmed, in this story, as bi when she gets with _______, Thunderlane, a fellow wonderbolt, gets with a certain coughing flower! Rarity gets herself a new pair of Fancy Pants! The cakes are all the same! WILL SPIKE DO SHIT TO MAKE THEIR LOVE LONGER? Will they? I AINT TELLING SPOILERS! READ MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Published 2017-11-06 03:40:11 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-06 03:40:11 UTC

Impaled Apples (DA FULL STORY [all 12 parts] )

Author's Note

:ajbemused: :ajsmug: I spent half a year writing this, IDC if you hate on it.... I think I did fine!

Impaled Apples (DA FULL STORY [all 12 parts] )

One day a certain blue Pegasus was flying about, she noticed that southern orange earth pony whom she decided she was ready to confess her feelings. Now, getting closer, she could see she was dancing, with Spike.

In jealous rage Rainbow Dash flew over Spike, making it look like an accident, knocking him over.

"What in the hay was that for dash!"

Rainbow looked nervous, "Whoops my bad!"

After she noted that she ran over to Spike and helped him up,

"You okay sugar-cube?"

"I'm fine AJ thank you,"

This was making Rainbow more angrier than she was before She meant to hit Spike but instead, and yes it did look on purpose this time, she hit applejack knocking her back.

"AJ!" Spike shouted.

Spike teared up, "W-what the heck RD!"

Rainbow looked more sad than nervous, "I um Um i"

"SILENCE"

Everypony dancing stared and looked for whom had said it, including Rainbow and Spike who had stopped fighting. It was the farm pony, she said it as she struggled to get up. "All ai wanted was a pleasant night with mai dragon, BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT RD, WHY!? WHY YA'LL WHY"

RD looked nervous and said "I've kinda taken a shine to you."

"Look i'm gonna tell you the honest truth here"

Happy thoughts filled RD's mind like,

"Spike, its over, I have a mare friend now!" or "I love you too, Spike was just a scam to make you jealous! or-"
`her thought was cut off when AJ but in and said

"Our friendship is over!" :ajbemused:
AJ limped away crying towards the hospital since it was only about 2 blocks away.

RD flew after her and said "APPLEJACK WAIT"
Spike, before she took off, stepped on her wing and said

"Haven't you done enough?"
Then Spike ran after Applejack and caught up to his farm pony, and carried her to the hospital. Everypony glared at her. RD wallowed and said

"What have I done?"

In the hospital Applejack laid on the bed, trying to get rest :ajsleepy:, when the doctor came in said something,

"It's nothing more than two sprained hooves she will be fine in 2 weeks."

Little did they know Rainbow snuck in again and overheard she thought to herself

''I put her in the hospital for 2 weeks!?'' RD sobbed silently to herself.

A worried Spike looked into Applejack's eyes and kissed her on the lips making her kiss back.

"It shoulda been me, dragons are know to heal quicker than ponies can!"
AJ weakly replied "It- Its fine spike ai just hope to never see that skittled hair pegajerk again!"

Which did not help RD at all.😭

As Applejack laid in the hospital bed all 4 friends, and Rainbow, came into the hospital to check on her

"Hey girls," Spike then whispered "RD." Spike said making RD grumble Fluttershy in protection of her best friend said

"What RD means to say is that she is terrible sorry for what she did."

AJ woke up and she looked at everypony and then at RD, then everypony saw fear in her face.

"G-get her away fr-from me ya'll!"

"But A-Applejack! She Ne-never meant to do this!" Twilight replied.

RD walked up to AJ making the orange earth-pony mad,

"GET AWAY FROM ME YA'LL"

She slapped her. Hard.

Rarity asked a question appalled at this reaction, "Now Applejack was that really necessary!?"

"She got me here in this hospital for maybe 2 whole weeks," Applejack took a deep breath and then resumed her rant, "SHE DESERVED EVERY BIT OF PAIN!"

RD stared into her ex-best friends angry fearful eyes. The nurse, Red Heart, came in

"All visiting hours for non relationship/ family members time is over I need you 5 to leave"

Pinkie Pie said "Bye AJ we'll see you tomorrow!"

"Just don't bring skittle-mouth over there will ya?"

AJ said as she turned her head and slept.

Spike whispered "I don't think AJ wants any of you back personally, well just for the hospital."

"WHAT" They all said whispering.

"Reasons are Twilight she wouldn't want you to recommend a book remember daring do."

"Fluttershy you might be to rough on her remember Tank during the winter,"

"Pinkie you might be too hyper for this,"

"Rarity she does not want to hear about fashion shes a farm pony,"

"RD you for obvious reasons!"
T Then they all understood and left, as they left

RD slumped and said

"This is all my fault."

Twilight replied "oh Dashie don't be too hard on yourself."

"BUT IT IS," "I meant to get Spike because I was jealous that he had AJ, yes I like her so what?!, so I tried to attack him in jealous rage but I hit My friend Applejack instead... if I had not been so jealous I could have avoided this!"

Spike cuddled with his AJ sound asleep in the hospital bed. When AJ woke up and noticed him she felt a wave of comfort.

"Thank Luna its only mai Spike and not RD."

Applejack kissed Spike. This caused Spike to awaken, he returned the kiss with passion, but he accidentally rolled on her two bad hooves.

"OUCH" Applejack screamed.

"Sorry AJ i just got carried away."

AJ giggled and replied,

"It's fine and ai know you didn't mean to hurt me."

"So AJ did you date anypony else before me?"

"No in fact ai've never told you but ai have liked you since the timber wolves..."

"That was 2 years ago AJ, ya coulda' told me!"

"Ai know, ai know but since you were 14 at the time and ai was 21 it was embarrassing."

Author's Note: Now they're 16 and 23 completely normal love ages, even seven years apart! Hey there's relationships with people who are 10-15 years apart!

(Resumes fan fiction)

"OK AJ just tell me these things earlier next time okay?"
MEANWHILE IN CLOUDSDALE.

Fluttershy was trying to comfort RD

"It's OK Dashie i know you didn't mean too..."

"BUT IT LOOKED LIKE I DID FLUTTERS"

RD started to cry.

"Stop crying, I need help with somepony I like."

"Who is it? Twilight? yea right..."

"H-how did you know!"

"Wha- what! I didn't know I was kidding,"

Rainbow started,

"Look flutters just ask her, whether it will go well only time can tell."

"Stop talking like Zecora...."

"Sorry the time felt right..." RD replied.
AT TWILIGHT'S CASTLE

Fluttershy asked Twilight,

"Twily can I ask you something, it's really more of a riddle."

Twilight replied, still engrossed in her book,

"Ok shoot."

Fluttershy said

"Whats is lilac but also red all over"

"How can something be those 2 colors at the same time? I'm also getting deja vu... let me think..."

Fluttershy went in for the kiss and pressed the lilac alicorn's lips with her own making Twilight flush and drop her book, titled "Fifty shades of hay," and return the kiss back. Fluttershy thought to herself

'She's kissing- m-me back?!'

Twilight thought 'Bout time, I was just going to ask her normally'

They released the kiss blushing

"See ya tomorrow Shy-shy"

"B-bye Twily!"

Twilight jumped in circles shouting

"YES YES YES YES YES"

Fluttershy immediately returning to Dashie's squeed,

"SHE KISSED ME BACK DASHIE!!!!!"

She shouted, then whispered

"Oh uhh I mean yay."

Dash replied,

"Good job flutters"
Back at the hospital

Spike cuddled his marefriend soothing her, and himself, while sobbing

"You're gonna be OK, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY!!!!!!!!"

"Oh Spike ai know that, there is absolutely no need to worry." AJ replied to Spike.

"O-ok you are the element of honesty so I trust you and I always will..."

"Oh Spike... <3"

Twilight wrote in a letter, she hasn't dome that in a while,

"Dear princess Celestia, I have acquired a marefriend its Fluttershy" Sincerely, Twilight.

Twilight sent the letter manually, since Spike needed to take care of Applejack. AJ blushed as Spike stroked her golden mane with his claws.

"Thanks might kind of this Spike, you're always there for me <3"

Spike blushed and kissed her without breaking, Spike also set himself in a way he could not purposely hurt the mare of his dreams. Redheart came to check on them, but before Nurse Redheart came in they released because they heard hoofsteps walking outside of the room. them. As the nurse came in they both smiled really awkwardly and waved. Spike quickly and nervously said,

"Oh um, hey nurse red heart..."

"I just came to check in on you two, are you doing okay? you're on day 4 of a possible 14!"

As she left they went back to it, Spike glomped on Applejack, carefully, and kissed her ear.

"Oh Spike ai don't want to put y'all through this you need to help Twilight...."

Spike replied defiantly,

"I could not just leave my marefriend here for 10ish days that'd make me the worst colt?friend"

They both laughed at the thought of Spike being a pony. They suddenly stared into each others eyes.

Applejack said still mesmerized by Spike's emerald eyes.

"Yup I remember your face when you saw me in that tux first you be like :| then you be like 0///o///0!"

Applejack laughed at that thought. Spike, also mesmerized by AJ's emerald eyes, said

"Ai love you sugarcube"
doing his best Applejack impression.

"I love you too Spike" AJ said, doing her best spike impression

"Ai Love you to the moon and back Spike" AJ said.

"For ever and for always <3" replied Spike.
Spike laid next to his golden maned marefriend in the hospital bed dreaming of being with her forever and for always. Applejack was dreaming of the dance where she lost her best friend. She started to cry. Spike heard her and woke up

"Woah AJ what's wrong"

"It's just that ai keep dreaming of that dance where skittle-brain put me in this hospital. Spike replied

"Well at least i'm here to take care of you."

AJ laughed at the face Spike was making towards herself. Which eventual caused them to both break into a hard laughing session. Aj jokingly said, as she started to do a silly headbang,

"Ya'll rock mai world!"

"Dawwwwww :3" Spike blushed.

"Ok this is the perfect moment to do my business " Spike thought,

"Ai can't wait till ai hear what comeback you's got for that! Hehe."
Spike got on one knee and opened a tiny box boxed with one apple ruby ring and one apple ruby necklace"

"Sp-spike ya'll can't be serious."

Applejack said, turning pink and crying tears of joy.
Spike replied, "Applejack I want to live with you, I want to be with you, forever, so I thought this might be the perfect time to ask.... AJ, my dearest love, will you marry me?"

Applejack blushed and replied

"Okay sugarcube here's your answer,"

Spike looked at his marefriend with inviting eyes that made Applejack. blush even more and turn her face a crimson apple color, instead of cotton candy pink.

"Of course Sugarcube you're my one and on-"
Suddenly, Dalek ponies burst through the window. followed by Doctor Whooves and Derpy.
"Ohh haiii AJ and Spike did we interrupt anything?"
They gave Derpy the death glare and Spike showed her the box. The doctor cut in before Derpy made another stupid comment.

"Well, we are real sorry about that some of these dalek ponies decided to put a tracking device on Derpy..."

"When it beeps it tickles :3" Derpy giggled. The doctor shot one dalek pony with his sonic screwdriver, killing it.

"You two need to get out of here" "But AJ has two sprained hooves!"

"Carry her or something, quick quick out the window!" Spike lifted his mare onto his back and dived out the window.

"Cmon, lets go to Twilight's she must have a spell for this..."

"Okay, sugarcube" Applejack said weakly.
They ran into the door and shut it behind them

"AJ,Spike?"

AJ explained,
"Dalek ponies attacked the hospital!"

The narrator says,

"Yes I went there"

Spike replied

"Is there not some sort of spell here, I'm not sure how long Derpy and The Doctor can hold them off."

Twilight replied "I don't know! maybe? and, there's something else."

Both AJ and Spike looked nervous.

"I see that ring Spike, and AJ that necklace, you two are engaged!" Twilight said as if she were proving someone guilty in court.

"Ya'll caught us now didn'tcha"

Suddenly, the orange farm pony screamed, a dalek pony had came in and took Applejack!

"AJ!" Spike and Twilight shouted.

They ran after Applejack,

"YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY AJ!" Spike shouted.

AJ replied "SPIKE HELLLP"

Spike's eyes glowed red,

"Get." "YOUR!" "HANDS OFF HER!!!"

Spike dashed forward taking out 3 daleks in the process.

The doctor grumbled,

"I could have done that."

Derpy laughed and gave him a kiss at the sarcastic comment making him blush. Then Spike took out the other two daleks and went for the leader he melted it with his flames. Spike ran to Aj and asked

"AJ, you ok?"

She was silence for a minute then she replied

"I'm fine Spike take me back to the hospital, Bye Twilight!"

They went back to the hospital Applejack, now able to hop, hopped there. The REAL doctor not whooves said

"AJ you were just cleared here's two casts to help your hooves."
The doctor said, while putting on the casts, after everything that happened they went to Sweet Apple Acres to begin planning the wedding.

Twilight had trouble sleeping that night, not only did AJ get captured by weird dalek ponies, her dragon assistant and her cowpony friend are engaged! Plus Fluttershy kissed her! Did she actually like it? She kissed her back didn't she? Twilight awoke to a crash. Twilight sprang up to see angel hopping about knocking everything over. Twilight chased angel. Angel led Twilight to Fluttershy's house then hopped inside.

"Oh uh, hi Twilight, Can i help you?" The pastel pegasus asked shyly.

Twilight snickered, " I know you planned this you devil you"

Fluttershy looked nervous "Me, Whaaaaaat? No."

Fluttershy said firmly with a bit of deepness. Twilight tackled the mare of her dreams, quite literally lol, Fluttershy blushed and said

"Hello floor, strange we meet like this."

Twilight replied, "Oh but Shy-shy the floor suits you quite well"

Twilight went for a kiss, Fluttershy kissed back both twilight's and flutter's wings sprang up.

Applejack and Spike just happened to be looking for Fluttershy to ask for assistance for the song and stuff but, when they heard two giggles Spike said,

"Maybe this is not the best time"

Applejack replied "You're probably right hon let's keep on moving we need to see Pinkie Pie anyways."

Twilight blushed as Fluttershy hugged her tightly. They suddenly released both realizing they knew nothing about this the two mares decided to have some tea instead. As Applejack and Spike arrived at

Pinkie Pinkie asked "Hi you two, what can I get these two love birds for their wedding?"

"How'd ya'll know about that Pinkie?" Applejack asked.

"Just a hunch."

Applejack rolled her eyes,
Then Applejack said "We just want a simple apple cinnamon cake pinkie, just don't go all out, remember the last wedding you baked for? there was no need for you to jump out of the cake, with the cake just do plain and simple apple cinnamon. "

"Ok that sounds REALLY boring, but whatever I can do for you two, anywho how many days do you need it in"

"About 27 days." said Spike

Pinkie replied "Okie dokie " "Okie dokie JSE as a human from that other world? That's a new one .-." Spike said before Pinkie dashed off. RD was in her house in clouds dale in the sky she stopped flapping and......!

Rainbow Dash, as she fell, didn't scream nor did she open her eyes. She just fell eyes closed with streams of tears. Applejack saw glimpse of Rainbow and started to walk in the opposite direction until Spike pointed out that she was falling yet very well aware. The cultivator caught Rainbow Dash and said

"What in the Celestia's hay seeds were you thinking!"
Rainbow replied "...."

"If Spike and ai had not been here you coul-"

The pegasus cut her off by hugging her,

"AJ I'm so sorry I did this to you" RD started to cry.

The southern orange pony slapped her. "That's for scaring me"

She whispered to Spike "Ahm'a peck her on the cheek but first to make you not jealous..."
She gave him a long kiss on the lips.

"Now, fer saying yer sorry, Skittles"

Rainbow winced as AJ gave her a peck on the cheek. Then trotted away with her dragon to go see Fluttershy.

"AJ kissed my cheek, I'll never wash this cheek, and she still cares about me!"

Rainbow Dash did a 720 in the air with a hoof pump. Spike grumbled a bit annoyed that Applejack would do that. AJ noticed this and she tackled him in a playful manor in the orchard at Sweet Apple Acres. Spike blushed as AJ started to kiss him eyes open wide like salad plates until he realized what was happening he gave in shut his eyes and returned the kiss. Applebloom walked by. Both AJ and Spike noticed this eyes open like saucers. This caused them both to blush a deep red color. Applebloom still trying to get that thought out of her head slowly walked away backwards. AJ and Spike went back into it.
20 days later

Rainbows's cheek was filthy, so Fluttershy said to her

"RD you need to wash that cheek" RD replied "Ner! -^-"

Fluttershy rolled her eyes and said "OK fine."
At Sweet Apple Acres Applejack and Spike were eating some apple pie. Applejack's sister,Applebloom, making an awkward face at them. Big mac said,

"Eeyup that's one -cough- powerful love. Making both AJ and Spike squee of embarrassment. Later Applejack rested her head on spike's lap as she slept. Spike did the same. Spike said

"Tomorrow its off to Fluttershy's house!"

"Eeyup" AJ giggled, kissing her Spike.

The two arrived at Fluttershy's cottage.

Fluttershy greeted them, "Hey Aj, Hi Spike"

"Hello" The purple dragon and the orange cowpony both said at the same time, making them both blush.

"We just need some music for our wedding" "Oh I have many birds to choose from, she started to hum.

Applejack looked like she was about to facehoof and Spike said "This can't be a musical"

"Here i have some birds in ABC order here they come in a flock now don't be in shock," Fluttershy started to sing, "Well there's Abyssinian Catbird, Baird's sparrow, a simple yellow canary, then we have some more, "

Spike started to back away but Applejack stopped him
"We can just tell her after Spike, now please stay and be polite."

"A dove and an eagle then there's more,"

"Fernwren Gabar, Goshawk, Hawk, and the unique Ibisbill"

"But there is plenty more spots to fill..."

"Jabiru, Kaka, Lemon-chested greenlet," "

"But I have some more to fit your outlet!"

"Macgregor, Nelson, Owl, Pigeon, Quail, Robin, Swan, and the thankful Turkey!"

Applejack questioned that last one,

"Wait what?!"

"Uniform crake, and the vasa parrot and the cute little warbler," Fluttershy took a deep breath,

"Now we are down to the final 3 they must be Xantus becard, Yucatan Jay and last but not least Zululand Batis"

Spike then said, "We were just gonna ask you to ask Octavia since we are busy busy"

This made Fluttershy blush in embarrassment, "Oh ummmm okay" Fluttershy said.

Then the two headed over too Rarity's.

"Rarity we need you to design my dress and his tux for the wedding."

"OOOhhh okay." Rarity then with her magic ran around them wither her tape measure,
Applejack stared at her Spike. Spike stared at his AJ.

"Ba-ba-bup" Rarity said,

"You two know the rules no seeing the outfits before the wedding it could mean bad luck."

They both made a silly pout face as Rarity put up a large room splitting curtain. As she finished both outfits she took them off and put them upstairs with her magic in a closet. The two got up and stared into eachother's eyes. Rarity shoved them along,

"Now go go before you two start kissing in my shop ill have to spray with Frubrez."

They both giggled at the thought and went on their way. Laughing in a soft tempo that brightened up everypony's day.

Pinkie pie shouted, "HEY THAT'S MY JOB"

Painted Pallet, my OC reading the story, stated

"Pinkie you're supposed to be with Magpie!"

"But I wasn't in this chapter!!"

"Magpie!" I shouted.

Magpie replied, grabbing pinkie by the ear, "You're going to the bad Pinkie corner!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Not the bad Pinkie corner! OW! Hey let goooo! Why meeeeeeeeee!"
AJ and Spike blushed and laughed seeing that 4th wall break.

26 days later

Before the wedding all the boyfriends of the mane three, Rarity, Rainbow, and Applejack, got together. Soarin, Spike, Fancy Pants, and three more to make it feel more full so Mr.Cake Dr. Whooves and Thunderlane in order, Soarin and RD Spike and Applejack, Fancy and Rarity, Dr. Whooves and Derpy, and Thunderlane and Blossomforth. They all argued on a 3-3 battle to where they should go. Fancy, Whooves, and Spike wanted a meal deserving of the wedding. However Soarin, Thunderlane and Mr.Cake thought they should go to the new HOOFBALL game. (Its football except you use hooves.) Finnaly they did a RPSLS (Rock Paper scissors lizard spock) Tourney -epic Japanese fight music- ROUND 1 SPIKE VS SOARIN Soarin chooses Spock Spike chose paper.... Paper dissaprooves Spock. SPIKE WINS. However, when Fancy and Whooves lost due to scissors beats paper and spock beats rock, Spike needed to beat Thunderlane, which he did in a scissors decapitates lizard way. Spike VS Mr.Cake they decided to have a roast off

Rules:You have 10 seconds to come up with one, any Umms uhhs or stutters or help from team means disqualification.

Mr. Cake said, "You better be prepared for your stomach to be churned because you are about to be burned"

Spike replied "Who needs burns when I can breathe fire plus i'm already ON fire and I'm not the one who'll be for hire."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fancy and Dr. Whooves shouted.

"Ghck! DUH I MEAN NO WAIT!"

"That decides it," Spike said "Fancy dinner only at best place in town,
Sivousêtesassezintelligentvoussaurezquesignifiecelasignifiequevousallezmangerdelanourritureàpartirdecaracoler!"

Doctor replied "Wow uh They really do need a shorter name."

"Any-who lets go," Thunderlane stated

They walked there,

"Reservation For Spike."

They all walked in and followed the waiter. They each got a fanceh fanceh "cider" Only a pint not too much. We don't need a discorded Doctor now do we?... They decided on the twelve dozen fried sauted shiitake mushroom challenge as a compromise, yes they are so fancy they added .1% sport.

Since there were six of them Spike knew from being around twilight that they needed to each needed to eat 24 mushrooms apiece. They were waiting on Whooves who had six mushrooms with seven minuets. he ate slowly six minuets and fifty seconds passes
Ten
he has the last one
Nine, eight seven
he puts it his mouth
six, five, four, three
chew chew
two on-...

HE FINISHES~ They all cheer at the table. The waiter shushes them and hands spike the bill. Soarin, for getting last in RPSLS, paid the $69.00. They all went home. Spike saw his mare arrive right behind him. From her girls night out. She smiled as she saw spike. Spike blushed as he saw his special cow-pony.

"Mine!" She said leaping on him. Spike not expecting the leap fell with her into the bush

"Woaaahhh!" Spike had said as he got tackled. Applejack put her hat on Spike making them both laugh. AJ leaned across her tree with a single bit of hay, not weed actual hay ya over-thinkers, Spike leaned against her side as Applejack put her hoof along with, Painted Pallet questioned something "Is it an arm? a leg? a limb hang on..." EXCUSE ME WHILE INTERNET OK apparently its called a hock. so yea we will call it that internet and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbs_of… Applejackputs her hock over Spike and they both fell asleep nudged together. But, far away an evil lurked, Queen chrysalis was scheming,
"Another wedding huh? More love from that dragon...."
(insert down beat ominous music)

"Love is a powerful force. When you use it for evil there is no remorse. So I will use it to gain control again. Then ponyvile will be mine. MINE ALL MINE I WILL RULE AGAIN AND THEN I WILL TAKE THAT LOVE AND MAKE ALL CRY THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE....," She cackled,

"Soon no-pony will believe in the saying. 'I love you.' There is nothing more true that the saying is false. Now what are they to dooo..."

(Music ends)

Applejack giggled as Spike slept on her, but when the rooster made its sound waking him up, He accidentally tackled her, then they kissed. But it was different. They just felt more from it. Was it because the wedding was in days? Or was it because they now had 19 days of freedom after writing the invites and having Derpy send them. They cuddled and fell asleep again today was a sleep day...

BTW FOR ROMP I MEAN a spell of rough, energetic play not the women/child clothing -.-. Thank you.

But the girls night out went a bit differently...

They had all agreed to go to the hoof ball game. Even Rarity who at first was unsure but then said 'Well lets try and got outside the box, maybe i can make new cheer-leading outfits!" Derpy did not want to but eventually gave in,

"Okay as long as there's muffins >:T"
Rainbow, Rarity, Applejack, Blossomforth, and Mrs.Cake all laughed. T'was the Fillydelphia Griffons VERSUS the Baltimare Rompers, yes more horse puns, but it did end in a three vs three Rainbow, Applejack, and Derpy sided with the Baltimare Rompers, while Mrs.Cake, Rarity, and Blossomforth were actually sided with the Fillydelphia Griffons(right).

It was a close game 7-7 14-14 21-14 21-21 28-28 back and forth back and forth derpy's eyes rolled so much that her abnormal eye shut for two whole minuets. But finally A foul was called, Painted Pallet smugly smirked and said

"I hope you see what I did there,"
Anywho, a foul was called on the Rompers!

Applejack shouted "AWWW HAY NO THAT WAS NO DARN FOUL!!!!"

An adult female pony gasped and covered her filly's ears and the child said "That's a bad word >8("

Applejack replied annoyed at this kid, "Yer a bad word :3"
The filly immediately understood. In the end it was overtime the Equestrian record 2018: 120-120 In the end the winners were,

,

"WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO Blossomforth shouted flying through the air." She then composed herself, "Uhh i mean Yip-ee" she said blushing.

"Aw well ah guess that foul messed it up in the end there..."

Rainbow agreed, but stated, "Yea but they gave the amazing wide receiver Daniel Bucken,irl Daniel Brown lol, great passes!"
Blossom forth, Derpy, and Rainbow flew off back to Cloudsdale and or their house in Ponyville well Derpy to ponyville where she lives. Rarity teleported herself home #hacks. Mrs. Cake quickly jumped into the teleport because #lazybones. Applejack said in an annoyed manner, "Well then Ah guess ah'm walking home then."
Nevertheless, she enjoyed her stroll. The anticipation to see her dragon after a whole day of not seeing his cute scaly head tempted her to hug him even more than usual. Applejack smiled as she saw Spike. Spike blushed as he saw his special cow-pony.

"Mine!" the cultivator said leaping on him. Spike not expecting the leap fell with her into the bush

"Woaaahhh!" Spike screamed quietly. Applejack put her hat on Spike making them both laugh. Applejack leaned across her tree with a single bit of hay, not weed actual hay ya over-thinkers, Spike leaned against her side as Applejack put her hock along his neck. Spike and AJ both fell asleep nudged together. But far away an evil lurked.Queen chrysalis "Another wedding huh? More love from that dragon....."
"Love is a powerful force. When you use it for evil there is no remorse. So i will use it to gain control again. Then ponyvile will be mine. MINE ALL MINE I WILL RULE AGAIN AND THEN I WILL TAKE THAT LOVE AND MAKE ALL CRY THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE....!" "Soon no-pony will believe in the saying. "I love you." There is nothing more true that the saying is false. Now what are they to dooo..."

Applejack giggled as Spike snored on her. When the rooster made it's sound, it woke Spike up, which made him accidentally tackle his mare, then they kissed. But it was different. They just felt more from it. Was it because the wedding was in one day? Or was it because they now had one day of freedom after writing the invites and having Derpy send them.They cuddled and fell asleep again today was a sleep day...

Its time... The day of Spike's and Applejack's wedding! Applejack was walking on the sidewalk humming "We're apples together apples forever..."

until Queen Chrysalis kidnapped her and took her body. with Applejack in her dungeon Chrysalis

said "I'm sorry sugar cube ai don't think Spike's powers is right for you.

AJ growled and said "Mphou mphont mhit away with thesh"

Queen Chrysalis Applejack laughed. "But I did..."

Spike was getting ready,

Big Mac said "Eyup, But are you sure Y'all ready for The Big A?"

Spike said "Well duh! She is so hawt!"

Big Mac glared at the dragon and asked "What the buck did you just say"
Spike looked nervous,

"Nothing.."

Big Mac left the room. Spike then saw Applejack not clothed... Well, that's pretty usual. But her eyes turned green. Not just her usual green, a changling like green.

"Applejack" laughed, "We will have so much fun..."

Spike repeated "Fuuuun..."

EPILOGUE ( CHRYSALIS WAS STOPPED BY AJ AFTER THE FIRST EVENT)

Spike was hypnotized AJ was trapped. The wedding is on... RD tried to stop it but she's trapped with Applejack. AJ killed her... AJ had to escape but this is ending. AJ escaped and got spike but she went to jail 15 years for insanity murder. Spike managed to break her free five years later and they fled.

The Pony Defense Association, the PDA, are after them. Which includes Applebloom and Twilight....