Problematic Pony Potties

Before the founding of Equestria there existed a large cloud city, Pegasopolis the Capitol of the Pegasi. At this point in time none of the three pony tribes cared much for each other. When it came to building their city they needed a solution for handling bodily wastes. The one that they went with was the simplest, let it fall to the ground below. Combined with the fact that cloud cities do not stay in one spot created a roving hazard for the land bound creatures.

During the day individual stream could be seen falling from beneath the clouds. Some times the stream of urine would hit the ground as large drops that had formed during decent. The drops would hammer at the dirt forming a divot. It would fill up and loud splash could be heard as a new smelly pot hole was made. Other times a tree would be hit and the drops would bounce off the leaves creating a mist of piss. Eventually the leaf would rip and new one would be subject to the assault. Worst of all was when the city wandered over lakes. Tinkling pegasi would gradually fill the body of water until it was visibly yellow. It would often take weeks for the lake to return to anything remotely usable.

Most days there were only a few piss falls at any one time, but after large celebrations that changed. The amount of alcohol available went that the ponies were always filling their bladders and they were not shy with were they let it fly. Mares could be seen lined up along the edge of the clouds their rears facing outward. They would chat with each other while merrily pissing away. Multiple arcs spraying from behind them and soaking whatever was underneath. Drunk Stallions dotted the cities edge with a hind leg raised. Their dicks aimed into the air and sent there own regards to creatures below. Ponies could also be found redecorating the buildings with their piss as well. All those streams would flow down the walls and merge together in a sort of gutter system before flying over the edge. Anything unfortunate enough to be caught underneath those was subjected to a small waterfall. The pee would have so much force by then that it often force unlucky creatures to the ground. They would have to lay there as they were bathed in urine. It would pool beneath them and by the time the landing point moved enough to release the creature it was already soaked to the bone.

More than one town had to undergo this treatment. Since they could not move their town nor get the attention of the pegasi the ponies just had to deal with it. Manes would be drenched, and object ruined. The piss would rain down on books sometimes staining the pages yellow and blurring the ink. Food bins would have to be covered lest some pegasus urinated in them tainting the foodstuff. Clothes could not be hung to dry since the deluge would simply dampen them again. The land ponies would fantasize about returning the treatment to the Pegasopolians until the city moved on to its next victim.